Deaths that just don't work for Mario - Extended and Edited

[FantasmaCDZ]

The deaths between Dragon's Lair and Paper Boy are from what game?

[Despair4All]

no=megaman,dragons lair,paperboy and the text one, the others could work though

[GodlyBoss]

You're dead.

Your friends hate you.

Luigi got raped by koopas.

Peach is a slut.

Bowser rules the land.

Toad shoots himself.

You suck at life.

Game Over.

@ 0:22 .

[MegaIdaniel]

jajjaajaj "mario calls it quits"

[anacreon212]

The q-bert death works fine for me since thats what i do when i die in a game xD

[qwertyjaja1]

496 or mor people got raped by koopas

[14greenboy14]

0:23 I wish it was...

You're dead

Luigi's dead

Your Fucking Yoshi is being skinned alive

Peach got raped by Bowser

Your Friends hate you

The whole fucking world hates you

You're going to hell

Live with it

GAME OVER

[MsMaritya]

0:17

"Mario's blasting off agaaaain!"

[Themaniacnextdoor]

I love the dragons lair one. whole thing is lol

[qwertpoiuy84]

the first thing that came up on related videos was a butt shaped apple lmao

[ljbgamer]

At least Toad died....

[MilesPichuLover]

ZELDA MOVIE!

[HeavenHorizon1]

0:27 Game over yeah!

[Ayelis]

EXTRA! EXTRA! Mario calls it quits! Princess Peach is Pregnant. Wii beats all consoles. "Zelda" Movie. Comment on this video.

[DJCandyManMike]

Is the one after Dragon's Lair supposed to be like Super Smash Bros.? That one made me laugh out loud.

[BeyondBracelets]

I like the Dragon's Lair one where he goes flying... =/ haha

[234689ify]

Thumbs up if AVGN is awesome!!!!

[powerpup97]

Is there any place I can find more of these?

[pratikh]

Peach is actually a bondage slut. She lets Bowser tie her up since he's also into S&M, but he gets carried away and forgets what the safe-word is. So Mario has to rescue her, but she ends up going back to Bowser every damn time because no one else is into her scene.

[cyrax94]

@pratikh being kidnapped is one thing, but I don't remember ever seeing Peach get tied up, or handcuffed for that matter in a game, lol

[ultimatemegadeath]

@ultimatemegadeath ,just kidding.

[3DPlanets]

@ultimatemegadeath

I just lost the Game.

[ultimatemegadeath]

@3DPlanets . .....my bad. sorry. XD.

[zgameboy217]

0:25 I wish you didn't show the part with Peach and Luigi, but the rest is funny

[CrashNicker]

Extraterrific LOL (or more like extraterrific ROFL) at Dragon's Lair death.

[digimaniacrikendo]

0:19 super smash bros. series!

[Link504]

@!#?@!

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[Outside998]

@Link504 Sometimes, but not recently.

[rexinator500]

@Outside998 AHAHA! Spongebob reference! You're SOOOOOOO cool now!

[Outside998]

@rexinator500 Yeah, I know.

[golga14]

LOL

[JeterSwisherFan88]

ROTFL at the Friday the 13th and Paperboy references.

[smithwh]

@JeterSwisherFan88 which is fri the 13th reference?

[MrDante83]

LÖÖL

[dnewhope777]

Awesome!

[counting1210]

firday 13th LOL

[pooptouyube]

The SSBM one was LAWL

[jimmaytonner]

hahahahahahahhahahahhaha..haha

tat made me laff

[marutidriver]

Friday the 13th's was the best by far.

[JasonTandro]

AVGN ref for the win.

[deesheet]

lol im guessn you took that from avgn's review of friday the 13th

[megashawn100]

Lol

[BeavMcloud62]

Gayest fucking thing I've ever seen.

[Chickenlordable]

@BeavMcloud62 Mirrors are a bitch, aren't they?

[TheSpark717]

even crueler the second time 0-0

[Vampirewerewolf1]

I love the Flying Mario death.

[Iminatube]

The Super Smash death actually worked pretty good :D

[hamsterhater29]

0:20 Mario is blasting off again!

[Pooper2471]

A tie between the last one and the one before that.

[neobuckeye123]

Guess I'm old skool. 0:12 was my favorite.

[dragonlairproduction]

omgf hilarious

[RokuroCarisu]

I like the 4th. ^^

[xXUndyingChaosXx]

0:19 my fuckin favorite haha

[qwertyodom]

You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused.

-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck

-You jump off of a 10 story building because fuck it, you have commando pro

-You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies

-You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT’S ALL OVER"

-You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out

[hazzardwantcookies]

0:27 you get that from AVGN? haha

[dbzrocks2]

@hazzardwantcookies i thought it looked similar

[drkshadownig]

what game is the one with paragraph death?

[ROBfan96]

@drkshadownig Its a parody of the AVGN Fiday the 13th death scene (i think)

[MrSaturn33]

0:22

AVGN FTW!!

[djmikedee]

WIN

[Matanui97]

you are dead

no big surprise

[Dxthegod]

LOL SSB reference at 0:17? :D

[Silks]

I like it

[Kwokie8]

The wii is not the best console ever!

[gorance2000]

lo the friday the 13th one

[randomancrossoverfan]

lol smash bros

[SephirothBiolizard]

You Suck at Live. Game Over ;)

[hamham934]

dude, Wii sux!!!!!!!!!

[arthurarneiro]

@hamham934 ...not

[hamham934]

@arthurarneiro dude the wiis not even a game system! game systems are for people that want to relax, wii is for exercising, well except for the mario stuff, which is the only good part about the wii!

[arthurarneiro]

@hamham934 that's not the point of the wii, you don't even require that much movement, well, except for Mario & Sonic at the Olympic games, that's all I can think.

And if that's your point, soon the XBox 360 will have Project Natal, which will basically turn it into a training machine too.

...But I agree with you in one thing: Mario games PWN!

[nyrforever962]

@arthurarneiro agreed

[Hankola]

Q-bert is the best one.

[TetsuNideji]

The one before Paper Boy was epic.

[ZenMusicProductions]

Very epic....

[wolfchild38]

that last one made me lol

[southcoocrecords]

Awesome! Great vid.

[SarothCyngus]

0:24 HAHAHAHA

[chaosmaster07]

nice oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[iamadogdemon]

Paper boy I imeadeatly laughed at that

[sonicadx]

0:24 looks like from avng

[sonicadx]

avng= avgn my bad

[pokemonluvme]

Lmao @ the Brawl/Melee death XD

[uBeR1337gUy]

THE PAPER TOLD ME SO

[froztbiten]

lol at paper boy mario "Mario call it quits" Paper Mario

[Bloodrun069]

the flying into sky one i liked the best. cool, but not humiliating to the player

[Roboprez3]

Paperboy LMAO

[xxcurnuxx]

"you're dead

your friends hate you

Luigi got rapped by koopas

Peach is a slut

Bowser rules the land

Toad shoots himself

you suck a life

Game Over"

Best death that didn't cut it ever

[KGCCCP]

@xxcurnuxx koopa and bowser are one person?

[CasualVideoGamer]

@KGCCCP

The Koopas they're referring to are the turtles, not King Koopa/Bowser.

[Gustavo3451]

@xxcurnuxx XDDDD

[GoEvilMike]

@xxcurnuxx reminds me of the game over screen from friday the 13th for the nes

[JLMBfreafin]

@GoEvilMike It is supposed to remember. lol

[Daibron]

@xxcurnuxx AVGN ftw

[jakesworld12]

@xxcurnuxx AVGN made a joke like that and this douchebag copied it but put mario characters in it instead.

[PANICBLADE]

@jakesworld12 that or it was an allusion to him and a good homage.

[Ese1Pac]

@jakesworld12 haha that was a dope ass episode... you know which game he was reviewing that time so i can look it up later! haha

[14greenboy14]

@xxcurnuxx AVGN FTW

[Maymona13]

Lol. Paperboy

[JohnGigaSuperX]

in q bert mario says fuck shit

[YaGuBo]

lol all of them r good but everything after Q-Bert is awesome

[beastboy68]

hahahahahahaha

[Maarkio]

toad shoots himself? JES NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO HEAR HIS CRAPPY VOICE (no serious WOOHOO)

[Bloodrun069]

im with you on that.

[luigifan07]

lair

[luigifan07]

i love the dragon's liar

[MetalSmasherGaming]

The Friday The 13th one was the best!

[Razputin53]

lol at the text death

[jonpaze]

0:19 pokemon :P

[ilovcalvin]

COOL

[Marioguy765]

lol the dragon lair death is basically making fun of dragon lair. xD dragon lair=worst game for nes

[Karryu1995]

u havent seen Action52 i think

[amylynn3737]

Peach is pregenat toad shoots himself 5*****s

[ReeceIsDaWord]

lol

[joshyman12312]

hahahaha avgn

[loluntilmypie]

WTF? We all know Peach is a slut anyways.

[mracne]

EPIC!

[Crazy4Blonds]

"Comment on this video" " 'Zelda' Movie" "Princess Peach is Pregnant" "Wii beats all consoles" hahahahaha to funny, but yea paperboy really doesn't work

[sipfried]

the schild is from super smach bros (melee , brawl)

[warthur8]

lol

[TrueMario]

0:27 LOL

0:31 Princess Peach is pregnant! LOL

[supermegasonic]

lol at the paper boy and the brawl one, but u should have made it said "game set"

[radicalman33]

that was funny.....gotta love the friday the 13th ending....little avgn thrown in there on that one

[astrojunkey]

Luigi got raped by koopas =(

[EderRedfield]

0:26

pwnd

[greenknight5700]

0:18 I can see that working

[DeoxysAndMew]

WAHHHHHHHHHH omg poor mario

[Fyrzon]

If the paper says so, i guess i'll comment...

This vid was funny!

[DragonUltraMaster]

Dragon's lair = Epic xD

[Zaharam2]

LMAO, I laughed till I thought I was going to pee on myself!!1

[andy119898]

AVGN! LMAO

[MedicinalBullets]

LMFAO Mario Calls it quits. "Screw you guys i'm going home"

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Lol Dragon's Lair

[xktgx33]

Super smash brothers and paperboy? lulwut?

[Jaseida]

Dragon's Lair lol

[avengerbri]

It won't play....

[deconruler]

love the one at 0:27 as well and the one after that hilarious

[deconruler]

i loved the one at 0:19

[MasterBelmont]

Loved the Mega Man and AVGN ones.

[2AcrossKingdom12]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evilsoshi]

haha this is epic where do we find this mario soundes?

[gertixon]

ROTFL

[Unseengamer]

LOL

[chaoshouse]

aww... no zelda death XD

[nickejungen]

Very funny vid =)

[SonicInferno7]

0:19 - 0:21 = Smash Bros/Team Rocket

[UltimateBiosparkX]

(lol) Damn!! Tried Mario!!

[LethalAxis]

is that team rocket at 0:16 ?

[SonicShadowSilver]

I do believe it is... it's the funniest one...

[Allroundmoviemaker]

This "You're Dead, your friends hate you..."-line is clearly stolen from the Angry Video Game Nerd's review of Friday the 13th...

But it's funny anyways ;)

Also loved the Dragon's Lair thing ^^

[srocketdude]

should have been peach got raped luigi is a slut toad rules the kingdom and bowser shot himself

[ossy102]

friday the 13th pwned

[THESILVERNARUTO]

DRAGON'S LAIR

[sosimsim02]

lmao mario calls it quits

[ozar99]

LOL 0:22 is the best

[Goldberg1337]

Poor poor Mario... and poor poor Peach!  ^_^

[Magicmike103]

dragons lair

Mario-"almost there and!!!!"

[ArturBSU]

lol

[Tr3vor42532]

dragons lair

[DANPPE]

wow from paperboy mario calls it quits

[dylstew]

lol the friday the 13th reference xD y

our dead! YOURE FRIENDS ARE DEAD! your family's dead! youre pets are skinned alive,evryone hates you!

(qoutoed from the angry video game nerd lolz).

[Aetheilas]

You are dead. Your friends are dead. your pets are getting fucking skinned alive, your mom's a fucking whore, you suck at life, the world hates you, live with it. XDDD

[dylstew]

thats what it was xDDD

[Rock1Golem]

I think the swearing one is actually pretty good, there are few things funnier than hearing Mario say Mama*&#@er!

[hahahanoobs]

the one after dragons lair where mario flies away is the best one

[sikera182]

princess peach is pregnant LOL

[RJT94]

0:22

Nice parody for the Friday the 13th NES game.

[purplegill10]

q*bert

[Almondjoyinit]

2,009th rating in the year 2009 wahoo \o/!

[kpj101494]

i had 2012 ratings :/

[Almondjoyinit]

oh shnap

[smak64]

Toad shoots himself.Good he was the most annoying mario character anyway.I mean.Everyone who played Super Mario Bros. remembers seeing YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!Seriously, as if it wasn't obvious enough!But he has to say it every time!

[kratos131313]

LOL THE DRAGONS LAIR WAS THE BEST ONE!