Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?

[MisterAviate]

@rowelle @UnknownXV @HayzullNut Jesus H Christ... my comment contains information you can either take it or leave it. YES, Ads pay for the youtubers to make their content, but for someone like me in Australia who has never heard of damn near all the brands theyre talking about, why must I be subjected to the advertisements? What I'd like Adblock to filter for me, is holier than thou youtubers who spend their time trying to vilify someone who just put information on the table. no one, is forcin

[Aygiggs]

Step Off Bitch...

[dontlike2bfedwith]

like watching the jersey shore.

[Hobomedic]

Someone should show this to the jersey shore girls lol

[colum2011]

was hilarious until 2:00

[cyblur]

cause the baby's dad aint goin stick around after the baby's born. ahaaaa Haaaaaaaaaa HAAAAA ! so true. so true.

[baabsher]

When the old man says motherfucking whore, I lost it. This shit is great.

[keenwittedinc]

check out, cook county sheriff in ford heights, its funny, @keenwittedinc

[katana1361]

press 8 for WTF face

[HottieBobby22]

I masturbated to the end...no shame

[EXANVE]

I love the Onion and all, but it's not even close to as funny as Fox News.

[cabooses1fan]

now hold on she just called you a hoe!

[Nocturnalux]

LMAO! just...too funny, love the Onion

[Nonizsportz12]

*you

[Nonizsportz12]

@gorgeousaur

Do tou honestly think that...? No, the guy who answered your comment is just messing with you, this is obviously fake, and just for laughs

[ephemeral5701]

haha this reminded me of elisabeth hasselbeck and the lesbian

[hobowithagrenade]

Wow she have a very bad attitude!

[dingo2306]

I am floored by how more real the ONN is compared to the "Real News", if such a thing exist. 

[LadyVakko]

Well I don't know ask Trey Parker, he moved one into his home and called it a family. His skank by the way is called Boogie and he took it to the Tony's, because there is nothing better than becoming a sick parody of all you claim to hate, he should be on the Onion. So skanks don't despair there is a shot,that is until your sugardaddy wakes up from his cocaine induced stupor. I believe Boogie is Boogieing on her skanking way but no one likes to keep rotten fish around.YesIHateSkanksnamedBoog­ie.

[raperkin]

How the heck can they look so serious ? 

[TheScyy]

@raperkin Dead pan at it's finest.

[CookStetco]

Skanks need to stick together ... cos the baby daddies sure aint

[alsoknownasceasar]

I like the fat chick :-)

[gorgeousaur]

Is this a real news show?

[marshmella808]

@gorgeousaur yes

[gorgeousaur]

@marshmella808 So the concern for a skank's well-being is a thing now?

[movieworld1992]

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[mitchcres]

rip her titty off!

[machinmaman87]

i love how serious they are

[MarkusSykora]

USA <3

[titanx9]

Omg The Onion skanks fighting. Why couldn't Anna Gentry be there?

[Aquarusgenes]

"Step off, bitch!"

[jracicot123]

lmao!! hilarious!!

[gyqz]

This hurt, because nobody said anything about man-skanks.....

[GotPurp90]

they should have Kim Kardashian on this panel lol

[HO1ySh33t]

morale of the story: once a skank, always a skank :)

[DemonicSoulify]

1:54 "Step up...bitch!!"

[h0rnd0917]

What was he sayin at the end? Tear her titties off?

[ILpeppermint]

lololol

[mitchmoberly1]

That was Hilarious

[GENETIKJITSU]

lolololol

[GENETIKJITSU]

This is crazzyyy!!!!

[al7aeli]

والله مافهمت وش السالفه ..!

بس خرى عليكم كلكم ..

[Donedeal11]

1:05 who is that guy? Im pretty sure hes a comedian

[rorcon]

2:14 I believe Duncan says "Get your titties out", not "tear her titties off"

[kouckymichael]

kusadasi.tv

[KKillaJ]

i have to agree with the older skank those shows really do have a negative effect on the skanks in america its so true that it is hard to keep up i just think the skanks should turn off the tv and be as skanky as they can and not set up these unreachable hights of skankyness

[UndercoverCracker]

My money is on the fatty!

[ObiBongKenobi]

she says bitchhhhhhhhh

[djtrixen]

Step off, bitch!

[probesolouno]

Lmao! This is crazy

[justazzzzzz]

2:16 justin bieber tear he titties off

[TheYouwontgetit]

old skanks are just sad...

[RespectMyHate]

Um I love me some skanks.

[MisterAviate]

How to stop youtube adverts forever: Google Adblock Plus, install, and never see those ads again. Spread the word

[1956Xman]

@MisterAviate DONT LET THEM KNOW ABOUT MY SECRET!!!!

[TheTsarBear]

@MisterAviate an ad to stop ads lol

[HayzallNut]

@MisterAviate Not like the ads pay for our favourite youtubers to make increasingly decent videos

[zackb951]

@MisterAviate fuck you. tell everyone and they'll patch it.

[onyo101]

@zackb951 they cant patch it and if they do then adblocker updates to go around the patch

[UnknownXV]

@MisterAviate So where does the money come from, for youtube to run?

Do you have any idea how much money it costs to maintain server and bandwidth required to stream thousands of videos to people simultaneously?

[KillaTequilla83]

@MisterAviate Remeber to set the whitelist to allow ads to people and websites you DO wanna support. Just because you can't waste 15 seconds of your precious, precious time to keep free content free, doesnt mean you shouldn't at least have the option to support what you want.

[rowelle]

@MisterAviate I support ads on YouTube because they help keep the site/content free. Also because a portion of the money from the ads goes to the makers of the video content, which in turn helps them create new videos.

[hybridkettnergirl]

@metaridley171 Can't tell if trolling or just very very stupid.

[UltimateBritney]

I love the onion

I watch it on TV lmao

[sawmaster2]

@UltimateBritney in the form of Fox News?

[UltimateBritney]

@UltimateBritney lmao on IFC it's way better than fox news,

[LeFruFru]

yeah lebron enjoys dunking his dick intodwane wade's asshole

[TheLuminousty]

Oh yes, skanks, skanks, skanks..oh this skanks.. skankss. that skankss. skanks skanks..

[Kilowolfthorn]

Lmfao awesome

[metaridley171]

WTF? Have you people seriously gone so far downhill in life that you actually consider this news? Honestly, how the fuck did this shit even get on the air? I do NOT look forward to seeing what mankind is like in 10 years if people are this stupid now...

[vellocet]

@metaridley171 Way to get the joke

[SheWolf172]

@metaridley171 You do realise - or rather, don't realise - that the Onion news Network is a comedy show. It is not serious news at all.

[peepeedick100]

@metaridley171 Are you stupid?

[MrCherryzz]

@metaridley171 its called a sense of humor, in cases like this one it can be helpful to understand this video.

[pozmans]

@metaridley171 Your Stupidity is astounding. Never breed moron!

[AuskaNeumaki]

@metaridley171 Yea its really sad isn't it.

[halojayjayjay]

@metaridley171 fucking hell u really are stupid!

[LV07TSK]

@metaridley171 aaaaaannnnndd now you should look up the word SATIRE....it may tell you to "see comedy," in which case you're screwed.

[erikahfartist]

@metaridley171

it's a comedy/satire show lol.

[SymbiSpidey]

@metaridley171 You're a fucking dumbass for thinking this is real.

[krocketklubba]

classic

[YurrahAlHadi]

LMAOO I love the panels haha.

[SixFootTallMidget]

Change the channel skank.

[kittycathappy]

Onion News..... I fucking Love you guys!!!!! THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!!!!!

[jusblaze0427]

LMFA!!!! yesss this is great!

[dk53775]

this is fucking awesome

[joshuaoha]

Love the Onion.

[snak3145]

i would rather watch this than fox..........

[hark2e]

@snak3145 Why? Fox is hilarious!

[dreamingpixles]

"Step off, BETCH!"

This is probably one of my favourite onion clips. Anyone else notice that Duncan Birch is author of "Trick-ass bitches: an illustrated history"?

[UnN4m3DD]

I love pushing 8 over and over... :D

[oraichu]

Hahahaha, so genius satire.

[waterfallkiss]

WTF! That's hilarious!

[bullkokills]

This show airs on the comedy channel on October 2nd i think (in Australia), i'm looking forward to it :D

[davidajmartinez]

Recession traced to millions giving their money to Obama during campaign

[AubdogHD]

Lmao

[aznzensation]

U dont disrespect me! Lol

[StephanOvchinnikov]

is this real

[username7046]

@StephanOvchinnikov no, its in the Comedy category

[TheCoolProfessor]

Beware the fury of mountain mama!

[darklotus1337]

Skankiness is the crime lets drown ourselves in all the wine lol.

[demcadman]

"Step up, 'hoe!" LOL. Personally, I love skanks. Always a good time when you're with a skanky chick with no underware.

[MrCurtxx]

2:16 "tear her titties, off tear her titties off"....lmfao what???!!!

[tdot2895]

@MrCurtxx LOL i didnt really fully laugh at the video until u pointed that out XD

[Sei1863]

@MrCurtxx "take your titties out" I think. much less disturbing

[Rocketceres]

The end is Ironic

[honchoryanc]

This is sexist, if I could bang chicks all the time I would

[andersonlance12]

Two chins later....where is the hot chick i clicked for!

[edgar0001]

real reality:

LIBYA- NATO- rebels: ethnic cleansing of the town of Tawerga with 10,000 inhabitans !

Look how intelligently the newspaper manipulates ethnic cleansing in the title !

telegraph. co. uk/news/worldnews/africaandind­ianocean/libya/8754375/Gaddafi­s-ghost-town-after-the-loyalis­ts-retreat.html officer of the rebels: "We said if they didn't go, they would be conquered and imprisoned. Every single one of them has left, and we will never allow them to come back."

[MrSammy1776]

ha,"get her titties out" RoFL

[dicksteele75]

Yuw muwf caebage!

[KDIBFS]

@dicksteele75 what about cabbage?

[moiriv415]

god damn, i hate it when ads cockblock when i want to see the video.

[rushnovodic]

haha!!!! since 1896 right at the beginning :D

[dare4distance69]

god i wish the onion had its own channel xD

[jerzkid87]

ripp her titties off!!!!!

[samater16]

I WILL MASSACRE YOU!!

[nathanixslade]

steap off beach

[PurpleStorm8]

HOLY SHIT!! The captions are accurate!!!

[81Scott13]

PRESS 6...repeatedly!! 

[dude2755]

I have been a skank since 1986 the yr I was born

[hbo1999]

PRESS 8!!!!!!!! KEEP PRESSING IT!!!!

[beaniebeanabean]

"Step off bitch!" haha hilarious

[siege60]

shit just got Jerry Springer

[GeneralGiantPanda]

I laughed so hard when that guy said the Punkin thing. Hilarious.

[RevolverBoss]

"Recession traced to millions giving their money to Obama during campaign" haha so true

[fabor987]

This is called late night

[RazaTheHacker]

Now imagine that they were all talking with an Ghetto Accent.

[RHoly246]

omg i cant stop laughing



[MonsieurRondu]

What was once brilliant satire is now a sad reality.

[AnotherNutJob]

0:51 ROFL

[legendariosoul]

Still better than real tv

[wipemysmile]

ROFL

[ugasziz]

imagine how much fun they have making this stuff!

[iZoomable]

I wish I had a life like Clifford Banes.

[TheKrissKringle]

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[34601k]

LOL this is fucking hilarious! SKANKS!

[stopstickers]

0:00 "Since 1896" #LOL

[MissMassacre99]

LOL I fucking love this

[WHITEZICANx]

You used to be a skank oh woooow :0

[yun514]

alot of skank word

[prophet46]

1:49 "Step off BITCH!"

[MrCarelo]

oh its so good

[blazestrong]

HILLARITY

[nascargo19thesecond]

I'm a hoe and I thought this was halarious. Bitch!

[jcturn33]

651 People are hoes.

[LazyRWT]

I want to unsubscribe, so I can subscribe again.

[Adam12088]

STEP OFF BIIITCH

[raider2661]

giggle

[killuminati1871]

i feel like im years ahead of the general public....by that i mean when i was ten i could see TV is a fantasy world .. Hollywood (holywood) is a false sense of reality...and now all we see on TV is "reality" but knowing this is not in fact reality you have to take it for what it is... entertainment... dont believe anything on TV and that means the bias and censored news company's..if you wont reality turn off your tv

[NetzKaiser]

@killuminati1871 I am agree with you. It is like the played surprise in Germany when the make a news episode called FAKE TV and the host is like: "Oh, all the reality shows are fake. We are so shocked!!!" And you think "Are they really this stupid? ... Oh wait a minute. You watched a faked news show on the faked reality shows."

[gordon5cc]

@killuminati1871 Yes. we all know that. Even when we're 5...

[MoralDecimation]

XD theonion you fucking rock

[MrPenobe]

this is fucking Hilarious!

[bumblescum64]

650 rethuglicans watching.fcking morans

[sberry29]

hahaha. this vid received a "like" after the "baby daddy" comment

[ZoHBoGB]

WHIP HER TITTIES OUT! WHIP HER TITTIES OUT!

[jojothedog1234]

lol... funny and true

[TheHeavenlydisturbed]

Say Skank one last time, :P

[alkhami1]

"...you used to be a SKANK...?!"

[resdudeornardude]

BAHAHAHAHAH the ending Still Ahead bulletin

[resdudeornardude]

The sad thing, is this sounds like real news, or something a real news station would air.

[talflick]

@resdudeornardude you must be american, because it seems like every debate I've seen on FOX or CNN.

and those are the furthest things from news channels.

[Inderption]

@resdudeornardude Thats the point.

[MagicTheGathering300]

@resdudeornardude its as real as fox news

[resdudeornardude]

@MagicTheGathering300 Fox news shows the same news any other news stations shows.

[L0VE2TROLL]

@resdudeornardude lol in an extremely biased way.

[resdudeornardude]

@L0VE2TROLL And other news stations aren't extremely biased the other way?

[L0VE2TROLL]

@resdudeornardude The thing is other stations they try to purposely tone it down. Fox just doesn't give a fuck. Also many fox anchors are retarded and have no idea how the world works. While MSNBC has pretty much geniuses who are just as douchey. I'd rather listen to a smart asshole than a hick retard asshole.

[WafflezDay]

@resdudeornardude You mean like Fox?

[zeke1231000]

@resdudeornardude it isn't?