Notes From A Madman

[Th3Apollo7]

im 17 and this is a 7 year old

NOTE: Look at cute girl then in pants...O_o

[blackmistsole]

I love you so much! And I have a really funny one:

Note to self: The aliens that come in banana suits, WILL COME. So remember to bring the soda pencil from Dr.otcagonapus, to the hole in the wall crayon.

........... Yeah.

[lostmagic564]

T_T kind of scary erm are you stil planing to make puppets?

[emtildeath]

he looks like a peadophile :-(

[Kolashov]

You're hoarding.

you're a hoarder.

watch southpark. :)

[David5201]

man you where on drugs lol

[esteban57764]

sounds reminiscent of hunter s. thompson

[tophergrallison]

So did you get sick or something?

[shadowstarz]

note: meng (spanish) beuschlein (nicknames( annoyed with christ & gaby, walked to town. tried to find thtre w/ ppl. jenny at table. PSYCHO KILLER.

[flappin22]

sounds like some1 ate some mushrooms and wrote some trippy notes....on a side note tho-u seem like u would enjoy, if u dont already, CurrentTV's Brett Erlich's sketch comedy blog/tv segment called Viral Video Film School...check it out......o n goddamn, why must every1 be a hater...i bet starshine is hideous and weighs 200+ but hides behind her cpu n talks trash like shes a gorgeous 5'1 blond 100 lbs soakin wet w/giant massive real boobs

[Starshine1396]

your head is shaped like an egg

[favoritehate]

i love that i just saw this. mostly because you are a madman, and you smoked way too much drugs. well, probably anyway.

also

note: disfigured ballerina

i found it in the "notes" section of my cell phone.. *shrugs*

[TheStickyNoteKing]

You clearly had a dream (or many). In the dream(s) you realized something very important pertaining to life. You wrote down the essentials, went back to sleep, and promptly forgot everything.

[elstevo1234]

note: he was a loving man, gentle and warm.

note: vote for me or die?

note: awards as a pdf mission statement of the class

[dmk1979]

haha start on puppets

[kuantummekanik]

Dude, you are cute but should find yourself a good writer with material worthy of your tweaky-manic neo-Jim Carrey persona. By the way, my note that I recently found, which doesn't make sense reads: "Dude, you are cute but should find yourself a good writer with material worthy of your tweaky-manic neo-Jim Carrey persona..."

[Toadsanime]

Naturally, I don't think any note other than the first one was real, and unfortunately I didn't find any of those particular attempts to be 'random' and funny to be consequently funny.

Nevertheless, I've always supported you since the very start.

And I feel I should point out that I used to go by the Youtube name 'Byla' and that I was in an episode of 'Advice'.

[MetalUpYourAss441]

NOTE: if my grandmother had balls she would be my grandpa

[guitarkiller321]

I commented your other video "i beat my wife". And your a dipshit

[abcdlmnoq]

i wrote this note about 2 minutes ago on "i beat my wife"...you married the broad?!? you were funny before she came along and i stopped watching your shit untill today.. sorry man but consider me unsubscribed

[clanceman]

NOTE: people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones or swingers parties

[clanceman]

NOTE: the early bird gets the worm and the slutty bird gets the herpes

[lxt101]

I found a note from myself when I was 15 from when I was 9 or something and it said i quote "find the yum yum behind the orange it is yummy"

I have a thought it might be about hidden candy.. but I have no idea why I worded it like that.

[wheateater]

Another community counsel member who has vanished from YouTube? Conspiracy?

[wilcox0601]

where you been? I had a note show up shortly after i originally seen this video and it reminded me of this video.... so here is the note STUMP WATER DOES NOT WORK!! i wish i could fiqure out what that was about? You remind me of my brother but funnier!

[kimochene]

NOTE: do not dial 999 if you ee a satelite dish taking shots.

[mineohno]

i dont like u

[Arctisavanger]

omg...i found a shitball on my hands...thank you, il treasure my shit for life :)

[sephirot4511]

hahahahhaah dats fkin funny artic

[krazy2781]

That demonic buzzing you did with the eyes... rofl. thats funny shit... i cant think of a note.

[ArisMetal]

You are probably getting high sometimes.. that's ok.. it's not bad..

[toxic996]

haha :) ^^

[140526]

I wrote this in my sleep!O_O  Note: The cavemen will ruin the navy with their heavy sisters on top of the galaxy student.

[toxic996]

ur so good at spelling in ur sleep? :D woooo00ow

[140526]

Sloppy, but yes I wrote it in my sleep. Don't ask how... Must have been drinking. :P

[r0ckz0rz]

lol why does everything end in arson? thats a VERY good question :D

my note: tommy two times wants my engine (engine)

[Duskstarofsunclan]

...perhaps they were the punchlines of multiple inside jokes your friends and yourself made up, as you said, ten years ago? i don't know, that's just what it seemed like to me.

nonetheless, I found it all entertaining. even more interesting, I'm cleaning out my room of the same kind of thing.

[supered86]

those were fucking great.

[OnlyOneTyping]

I'm guessing you were drunk when you wrote those notes, because their pretty F-ed up.

heres one I wrote when I was 12 I guess I was pretty pissed at my mum, no idea why though.

Note: My Mum eats her own Fieces

[BON51]

Note: Don't pretend to be my friend. You are not, and you know this!

[pehzor]

Bring out the trash after eating dinner.

kthx

[Robyn1994]

Note: Dont forget to tell her about the cat eating the wheelchair

[rspk25]

Oh hey Michael. Just got somthing to tell you, I REALLY DONT GIvE A FUCK IF YOUR SISTER CUT YOU. I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT PUNK.

[Toramizu7]

Note To Self: Do no stick "it" in a pickle jar.

Note: Find way to bottle pink eye virus.

Note: Stay away from 4Chan (Failed in 6 minutes)

Note To Self: Find way to not comment on obesity of police officers son.

Note: Buy pre-determined items.

Note To Self: Officially out of paper *On Paper*.

[electroTROLL]

RULES 1 + 2 FUCKER.

[OnyxEyedShark]

Note: How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Justin?*my name*

i apparently made that lovely note after i saw the first saw movie *i found the note in a book i was reading at the time*

[OnyxEyedShark]

yeah ive seen this chain letter at least 10 times... and im not dead -_-"

[Jmike2011]

Note: G...games

Note: I have been stu...struggling with this...hit go?

Note: Eat stuff that people eat...and stuff sorta

[tcarmona0]

Note: WWJD? Free Love

Note: Tell her or DIE!

Note: Tomatoes = Life ( I hate tomatoes)

Note: note to self... No Parking Anytime means Reserved Parking for Me!

these were all written on the back of informational pamphlets from my work that were in a purse I haven't used in about a year!

[smokey36bear]

most of the notes I write myself are punchlines or sort facts that when I read them latter I have no idea what the joke was or what the fact was about.

[arielsandersmusic]

Note to self:  combovers are bad.

:D

[avishee]

im pretty sure some of these are haikus :o

[riverjustin]

love the lips,lol

[mercury4000]

this is disgusting and disturbing. has everything!

[gamesboi]

this is the funniest video ive seen in a while. im sure ive got a few in my old schoolbooks when i was bored in lessons, ill try to find some.

[jeniknf]

note: I'm making a magic recipe from these cigarette ashes

[Vampir5]

those were great, made me laugh... love the background!!!

[NevTheDeranged]

Oh yeah, that happens to me all the damn time. I carry a notepad with me all the time and jot little things down, and half the time I have no idea what they are about. Even worse are the ones I scrawl in my sleep (there's another notepad by the bed). Those are frequently not even legible.

I would accuse you of making some of that shit up... but my notes are just as stupid.

[KeswickCamp08]

what are you on, & where can i get some?? lol, jj/k

[boldfingers]

well done, in so many ways. keep up the good work, niger

[moonyjacob]

5:45 hahahahaha make me lmfao

[KDIZ930]

these things probably sounded good when you were high.

I write myself notes but they aren't random enough to be funny, i remember them all.

[SakuraElyse]

i started looking through my unsorted drawers that have been around for almost a year and here's a few more.

Note: Where the hell is the lampshade when you need it? (then in much smaller letters below) start leaving lampshades in the bathroom.

Note: If you stop it, I'll ask you if you're ok. Is that what you want Mr. Sandbags?

Note: Are you gonna finish that?

The last one i just about died reading.

I'm gonna start planting crazy notes for myself in the future.

[SakuraElyse]

note: I sometimes wish that 11 times 0 should still be 11... because we all know 11 is so cool. AM I RIGHT?

another note: once it comes up, its there. whats the big deal?

I later realized the second note was refferring to the Gorrilaz song, "DARE"

[BumbleTheBard]

Glue that isn't sticky isn't necessarily a stupid idea. The glue used in Post-It notes is only marginally sticky; the guy who invented it was trying to create a new adhesive and nearly threw it away because he found it wasn't sticky.

[InVisible2U]

I just watched this vid with my daughter and we're both in tears from laughing so hard. This is by far the funniest video I have ever watched! Thank you so much for the laugh today!

[xxYPAxx]

the explanation for those notes is very easy: you smoked way to much pot in those days...

[reicreature]

These are my husband's notes to himself.

Note: His face, frozen in ink, paper and plastic, watches over me now like some pleasant guardian ANGEL...

in ...Lost in at the drive-in of DOOM!

To my credit the man did seem genuinly pleased.

[shadowdevil666]

note: its a bad idea to put this stick there

later note:told you it was a bad idea to put that stick there

[zoidslover36]

ok i wrote a note that was so stupid and please put it in ur video and put my profile thanks my note 2 4 6 8 ur gay im stright and i said card trick meet girly card trick.

i said to myself wtf why would i write this lol :)

[Shyshing]

Note: HE KNOWS MY NAME! D: boy that sounded like a potential stalker situation.

[caldwell8678]

bring back the combover!

[caldwell8678]

bring back the combover!

[sofalicous]

Same thing happened to me when i was forced to watch the Tinkerbell Movie. all of a sudden the stupid faries were dancing around in triumph and i was like, "ok so now that shit is over, when does the real plot start to unfold?"

Me and my mom have an idea for a toilet. It's called "'The Crapper"

see, it flushes when you clap, so you don't have to touch the icky handle.

unlike our idea for crappacinos, this one i could actually see people buying.

[IAmViviLee]

"unbeknownst to most homeowners, their homes are farmed by gorilla beetle armies for grasshoppers in glass castles"

i thought that one was kinda poetic.. you should like go through ad find more notes like that and make a song =o

[Bumbles5]

Go start the motor or it will break

[MikeMarino]

Redeye was awful

[lebam333]

i don't have any. you give us moar! :)

[SuperJitan]

we must begin the puppet army! right away!

[MattG124]

i have some that i woke up to write down and they werent even legible

[stonebucket]

poopets!

[hey138]

put your notes to music.

[NartFOpc]

From my 3rd grade notebook

Note: Kamchatka is the Key!!!

I HOPE this is a reference to Risk, and not some plan for conquering territories that no longer exist that I had hatched

[micahmatt]

lol wow. its funny that you don't remember writing these

[Jerry520]

I see the shame in your eyes...

[foreverbogan]

Oh man I wish i had such random madman notes, but mine tend to be all d&m stuff :P U really made me laugh tho. High Five.

[WildWillow]

Note: I like to place 4 inch bricks in unnoticed places, for the enjoyment of the plastic ears . Make sure standard rake's get there fair share .

[THEPOPEISGOD]

NOTE: beware the naked dancing leviathans with kittens 4 hands...

[izzardfan]

you have a madman's lips. not that i'm coming onto you. and if i were, that would be a really weird pick-up line.

[travelppl]

there was this thing were you can email your future self

i think ill be getting that email this year

[Ocoton]

someone as loony as me... im in love <3 XD

Prepare for the maggot invasion, lest you be ground into rations for their maggoty armies.

[Georges13thgod]

i just realize you have newspaper as a background ... lol HAHAHAHa

[missmarymac4]

not only that, it's FRENCH! lol!!!

[Georges13thgod]

think outside the box , try writing it again, maybe you'll have a flash back and remember.

[ZacharyTBowman]

Note: Beware for the munchkins shall be known to the other ones.

I found this in my old Algebra 2 textbook. I for the love of God could not comprehend what I wrote the first three times I read it.

[DeraJa]

who writes notes for themselves?

[newbsauce11]

Joke: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?  Because he was chicken.

My sense of humor as an elementary schooler was already horribly corny.

[xXxAkiraClaymorexXx]

xD now thats more like it Visiblemode!

[BON51]

Shoot! I found a note a couple of months ago that I had written and I stared at it, and wondered, and reread it and reread it. I just could not make sense of it, and the only reason I knew I had written it, was because I recognized my own hand writing ! I ended up throwing it away, and The reason I started this comment off with shoot is because I can not remember what the hell that note said!!

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

that was fucking hilarious

[VirgoNight]

I miss your advice videos as well.

[JapeRhino]

This makes me really want to write myself some cryptic notes and hide them away in various books and drawers in my room. I don't know why but for some reason I'm finding enjoyment in the thought of pissing off my future self =D

[zexion1]

Those arnt notes. Those are you being bored. D:

[blah97840]

lol you must have been on meth or something

[Roy275]

Note: don't go to sleep tonight or you'll forget

[siamesemojo]

I really wanna know what it was that was 11 times the elegance of a rooster. That's gotta be some epic elegance right there.

Perhaps you saw a gazelle wearing a cape......

[shreddakj]

great stuff VM

[maverikii]

lol...you must have gotten baked a lot back then!

[mittROMNEY666]

note to vm: do another "advice" video

[00blackbullet]

Note: The reason puppies don't smuggle weed is because he would be confused

[Xerxes4242]

I had an extremely funny joke about multiple sclerosis that I thought of when I was sleeping.. all I brought down to remind me, though, was "multiple sclerosis". I can't remember the joke though:(

[mittROMNEY666]

your killin me man ... when are u going to make a COMEDY video? (like the secret santa ones or 2 girls 1 cup)

[KazziKolorZz]

Did you use to do drugs?  High people write down the most random crap. Even tho I don't do drugs, I always write random weird notes to myself. I'll go find some later.

[Boulderboy203]

were

you

sober

?

[theawesomeradness]

where you high perhaps

[coolglock19]

lol

[IntenseGamer74]

Note: buy more sticky pads for notes

...

[Rowdyeh]

About the puppets, you probably saw them on tv and thought "that's cool" and decided that would be your life's aim but rethought that idea and decided that's stupid. So what did you end up really doing? Cheers!

[TreeSurfing]

Note: hmm .....what's going to happen tomorrow

date: September 10, 2001

[seaaghost]

oh man, i do that all the time!

[icyspiceproductions]

Note: Remember to make notes about what to remember later!!!!

[DinoSLovez]

HOLY SHIT! THAT WUZ FUNNY!

[broadwayscaera]

Note: Must pitch funeral home idea -- Abra Cadaver. Truly put 'fun' in funeral.

Note: Matthew McConaughey has yeast infection...Pick up meds from vet.

Well, at least I know what the second one is about: I had a one-eyed guinea pig named Matthew McConaughey who turned out to be female. Who knew?

[canucktunes]

PUPPETS ! :)

[hannahbanana157]

Are you sure that the notes didn't have something to do with ideas for a book or an acronym to help you remember something.

Never discount the fact you could actually be crazy. xx

[FrogJon]

Note: Get a patent for english muffin flavored bubblegum.

[iLyykMuzik]

I think I know what it means. I think it means you thought you should get a patent for English muffin flavored bubblegum.

[YOSUP315]

It's impossible for me to forget anything I write. The second I read it, I remember exactly what I meant and why I was saying it.

[DrWho12345677]

Note:complete the giant table (about actual giants)

[heyromantic]

Oh, and when you said, "You know how when you're watching a movie and it's totally awful. Like the movie 'Red Eye.'" I was totally using "Red Eye" as my example for a totally awful movie before you said, "Red Eye." That movie is HORRIBLE! I can't even believe that Cillian Murphy stays alive after getting stabbed on the plane. After that, he then proceeds to drive to her house and try to attack her. WHAT THE FUCK?!

[alexmigda]

why would you need a note if you were starting on the puppets right away?

[heyromantic]

Eleven times the elegance of the standard rooster LOL! What kind of rooster were you looking at?

[fusmusic]

soda crackers!!! THATS FUNNY

[MGABBYB]

Those are definitely some mad notes. I have the habit of abbreviating everything in my notes, thinking I will remember what they mean, but I usually don't...

[OldDude25]

You forgot to mention that you were doing drugs 10 years ago...

[zurich75mwp]

Note: Sometimes you just have to hold your own hand.

[UchihaWakka]

note: Shave penus

[magicalmaddie900]

the only one i have is

kerenza+maddie=soggy pretzles

[ThomasIsTired]

lol, you were a madman for sure!

[farazazhar1]

ure the best natural code breaker the world has ever seen ....

[Caminusumbra]

note: build cat underwear thursday

[karlibell22]

Note: patterned cuts are good. organize this shiz.

I was like 12 when I wrote that.

[ayboday]

i have a take on the puppet thing..

maybe you were plotting the overthrow of a latin american government and installing your own regime there?

[evildwarf]

I like the background you've made out of pages from Le Journal de Montréal.

[Anchupom]

one of those, the "unbeknownst..." one sounds like an announciation task.

[rotterdampatriot]

nice poems

[GirlGurl08]

maybe you were stoned??

[nicholasyoder]

You are effing hilarious dude! omg!

[saucylemonz]

i moved recently.. so i was looking through some old stuff and i found some old notes like conversations with people id sit next to in class or little reminders one said..."ask jeff about waffles.." sounds odd.. but i remember him saying "hey i dont have time to tell you the story but when you see me just say waffles and ill know what your talking about"(story had nothing to do with waffles.) but yea.. mostly i would just doodle so i have more crazy drawings of random things then anything else

[readthemanga]

notes:

The swamped onion hastens its dismal geometry.

Make 16 wooden dowels by Friday.

actually, these are only from like 3 years ago, and I found them in my old math book. but still... what??

[InanelyHedging]

Added this to my ever growing list of video response videos. *laughs*

Not sure which channel though I will do the response with. Could be this one.. could be the other one.

If I do it though I will let you know you can use a clip from it in your video if you wish. =)

- Heidi

[blackcat2enterprises]

I do that but with writing ideas for either a short story or poem etc. I have been known to write on whatever is handy so my 'notes' box has bits of free newspapers and so on.

I even wrote once on an airplane barf bag because that was all I had. I was 16 then so I learned the valuable lesson of carrying a mini notebook just in case. =)

- Heidi

[Drarack]

i do have tons of it. ridiculous notes that dont make any sense. but somehow i still remember what i was thinking when writeing most of them. and unfortunatelly i'm german so i guess it kinda wont be of use for this.

[VioletKitty411]

Were you drinking? Using drugs? I actually had a job that ended in arson..not by me, but the place burned down!

Sorry, I'm amazingly sane and boring. I don't have anything of the sort.

[12Macedonian12]

lol I think you were making an attempt at writing a bad sci fi story and making notes

lol

[darthslain]

either that or he had some bizzare coded language

[fendermustang123]

lmao

[PyroTheGamer]

o.o

[jackievongrimm]

hahahahahhahahahahha you're hilarious

[pianistchicks]

Your lips in the intro...freaking me out!