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  • 1:29 my fav car in the game lol

  • Lol i see Little Jacob on The Police Computer!

  • Lol "he is escaping on foot".....no, he "fell through the windshield" lol

  • @0:38 "You should have been drown at birth!" LOLOLOLOLOL

  • i dont know....i think i just saw Tommy vercetti on the criminal list. im not 100% sure.but i saw Tommy in the list,and the first thing to come to my mind was Gta vice city.

  • you steal this video from gta missions!

  • @hallo123132 gta missions are with machinima

  • 4:38 ,and ..... he is dead!

  • 0:36 MALAKA ! ;P

  • "You should have been drowned at birth!"

    LMFAO! Damn!!

  • nice walkthrou but u kill so many people and hit them ^_^,

    now ps: if u like vocal trance music..or just trance..please check our chanell!! we wanna make it more popular!

  • Lolled when game said:Rivas is escaping on foot,when he jumped out of his car and smashed into another.I bet his feet didnt even touch the ground when the message appeared.

  • Rofl he fell into the car bumper, then got plugged with bullets!! Overkill!!!

  • Where's a police station where i can find some empty cop cars?

  • i think ive done the missions in wrong order, or can u do it in whatever order?

  • they usually give you a small choice of missions (usually a different person gives you each mission selection), and unless you get the last mission as your second mission, your good :)

  • 1:14

    Spare me!

    *stop*

  • man you are reall good at this game!!! good work on the video

  • 0:42 the taxi driver said "malaka" wich means for asshole i think, Respect to @GodsmackGr

  • 4:39 LOL Bailed out of his car and Get

    Smashed by another Car XD

  • why doesn't anyone include the cutscene for this mission? Brucie and Niko were hilarious!

  • @MrLuckyLoser Yeah, Youtube are mother fucking faggots not letting us post the fucking cutscenes.

  • yeah, but they'll let people post game-play, makes no sense at all. YouTube needs to get its shit together.

  • Because the cutscenes are copyrighted.

  • because of gay copyright

  • the game's publisher isn't allowing cutscenes to be uploaded. they will file copyright complaints on videos that include the cutscenes

  • how to open ha!

  • congrats on 600 ROADKILL!!!!!

  • lol @ 4:40

  • "He is making a run for the roof"

    "MISSION COMPLETED"

  • lyle rivas reminds me of francis from Left 4 Dead

  • @geonosis34 i have van

  • 600 :O nice XD

  • haha the taxi driver at 0:42 said the word "malaka" wich is the greek word "μαλακα" for asshole xD

  • 1:16 she definitaly was lucker :P

  • 4:38 lol.

  • Nice

  • can the police come in the house

  • Yes sometimes

  • 4:37 - *BOINK*

    That's gotta suck for him.

  • head first into a car bumber....resulting in his exploding :D

  • lol

  • LOL @ 4:40 HAHAHHA

  • at 0:42 , was that niko bellic on the taxi where it says crime?

  • 4:35

    lol he gets owned twice

  • lyle is francis from l4d

  • lol if u want a cop car just call it omfg !

  • Gey!!!!!

  • ragdoll physics forever! i loled at the part where you started driving over people and just suddenly stopped in front of the lady

  • Nice editing!!!

  • Why its write there"Vehicular homicide"its for some achivement or something?Becose its not funny¬¬

  • because this guy love doing vehicular homicide and we wanna see how much he can do.. 10points each kill

  • lol,thats truth...but all missions help my so much to finish this game!!!

  • not funny if you're a tool.

    for the rest of us, on the other hand....

  • learn how to spell

  • Dude,Shut fuck up....Do i ask for you?you americans talk a lot...can you SHUT UP?damnit...

  • im sorry i could not read a word you typed

  • lol i love the part where you kill the guys car and he jumps out of his car hits the other car on the highway at 4:39

  • ahahahah the taxi driver is greek...

    ''Easy u malaka'' xD

  • i was 25 000 view

  • I love the music in the beggining when he was driving in the green car. I heard there's a soundtrack for Grand Theft Auto IV in the limited edition of it. Is it sold seperatly in a place like Best Buy?

  • BRUCIE BABY

  • BJ WTF

    it take forever to get one of thos guides...

    we wait like 1week just for one...

  • is boner your real name 0_0

  • Been following this series since Mission 1, but haven't commented until now.

    I love your use of the clip editor. Really gives these missions a cinematic feel.

    Vehicular Homicide Counter: Love it! I miss the sound effect though.

    4:40 - That's one way to complete a mission!

    Keep 'em coming!

  • i'll keep doing the sound effects on some videos. i fear that if i use them too much, they'll get old quick!

  • hi BJ :D

  • gey!!!!

  • Yeah, I guess so. I just think they are funny when you use them.

  • And another LMFAO when the guy jumped out of the car and killed himself! XD

  • LMFAO, Bruce reminds me of the guy from Purepwanage. XD

  • Está de perlas, te lo digo hermano.

  • hahahahahaha, still GTA 3 is th bomb!!!!

  • seriously? "the bomb"? You either have to be black or 12 to say that.

  • bizoner jones which is gtamissions name...

  • wow that was some nice escaping on foot there  = o

  • no there rated 18 bcoz mickey mouse is in it

  • Ouch, he got pwned at 4:40.

  • well, i'm 14, but apparently i don't act it i act 15 ?? somehow

  • At 0:38, the guy says Malaka. That's a really bad Greek insult. Like saying the N word to a black person.

  • BJ's 26.

  • *THUD*

  • 4:40 Niko didn't even kill Lyle, and he still got paid by Brucie.

  • He killed him noob.

  • No. Lyle flung himself out of an on fire car and flew head on into another car

  • Yea, but Brucie just wanted that Lyle was dead, doesnt matter if Niko killed him.

  • and thats how ppl takes cares of bussiness without killin them

  • Saints Row Eats dick!

  • I agree, saints row may have a crap story, but it is extremely fun compared to this serious-fest

  • 3:10 lol

    5:11 - 5:15 is hilarious. XD

  • this bastard has turned 607 liberty city residents into roadkill.. admirable..

  • fuck you

    you dick

    if you dont like this game dont watch the videos

    the game is about killing

    'this bastard has turned 607 liberty city residents into roadkill.. admirable..

    wat a doushebag

  • theres only 607? xD

  • yep

    but the sentence where i said that with that bastard in it

    i didnt make that i was slagging some faggot

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  • English humour mate, you wouldn't understand. Also, I have this game, it's great and is one of the better games in my collection

  • saints row has better features, in gta iv however was all about game play, graphics, and story

  • Nice and quick, just how I expected from you. ;) I always have to do the whole chase. But that's half the fun of it anyway.

  • GTIV's concept is different from Saint's Row 2's. GTAIV was focused on the story, and SR2 focused on gameplay. They're two completely different games, so what? It's not like it was some rip-off like Prototype and inFAMOUS were, not sure which one is the rip-off between the two, though.

  • Yeah, but books don't let you take a helicopter and cause mayhem, now can they?

  • fuck you you fuckin dick

    gta 4 is the best game in the world atm

    u just keep on playin your cartoonish games coz your mommy wont let you plaay gta

  • best game in the world? far from it.

  • 4:40

    lmfao

  • rofl

  • You are so fucking stupid, it's painful.

    The End.

  • Gz on 6000 Vehicular homocide points xD

  • go fuck yourself, asking for subscribers, oh my god U must make so bad videos that U fucking ask people to sub you, faggot.

  • WHAT A MUD STUPID GAME

  • lol

    i actually couldn't spell that a year ago!

  • i like how u drive

  • damn rivas got owned

  • lmao guy fell out and hit a car

  • lol your getting jacked stay calm

  • I love this series

  • I dont wanna die like Rivas! :D:D

  • noob he is totaly right

  • i like the part where you say we are all dumber for reading his response

  • billy madison!!!!!!

    hahahah. so funny.

  • 22 Missions down, 68 to go!

    A quick question, can the XFX 9600 GT handle GTA IV or would i face some choppiness?

  • i dunno dude.... never heard of XFX.

    I was playing this with the GeForce 9800GT and it ran GREAT! is that the card you're talking about?

    I'm not much of a tech. guy...

  • i thought you use a gts 250 i am actually going to get one my self

  • i do use a gts 250, but i just got it like a month ago. before that i was using 9800gt and it worked almost as good as the gts250

  • Nah, it's ok, XFX is the name of the Manufacturer, it differs from one card to the other.

    Anyways, it's good to hear that the 9800GT managed to run GTA IV smoothly, i read somewhere that it had some heat issues and stuff, you didn't face anything like that right?

  • not that i noticed dude. I would play mutliplayer for hours at a time. occasionally it would crash, but i don't think that was due to the gfx card. The game is pretty badly optimized for PC and basically crashes occasionally for everyone :(

  • Ah, here's where you truly show how intellectually stunted you realy are. Let me share with you an ancient secret: "Fun" is relative to the person experiencing it. I played through SR1 and SR2, and while they were fun, I personally find GTAiv to be much MORE fun DUE TO THEIR 'Semi-realistic' characteristics.

    You see how that works? FUN is different for each person, so this whole arguement is really just invalid. We're exchanging out opinions, not facts, so pull your head out of your ass :)

  • I'll answer this one!

    1. sr2 has a ridicules plot that seems like it was written by a spaztic 15 year old.

    2. gtaiv has a better physics engine and graphics. driving physics in sr2 are a joke. they are made to be extremely easy and simple so that 10 year olds don't have a problem getting used to it.

    3. sr2 doesn't even remotely try for realism. The whole game is like a goddamn tom&jerry cartoon.

    4. vehicle designs look like they were created by a 9 year old who loves hot wheels.

  • hehe, love it

  • Geez kid, stop crying ok? Fine fine, sr2 is hella awesome. Now wipe up them tears and stop pissing your panties already. We cool? hahaha!

  • fucking bruce, hilarious

  • well that's one way to get out of a car... >.>

  • that guy got own by a car

  • Nah its boring. Though the graphics are fucking awesome!

  • the morpheus guy it's moel katsuda and he's right before the guy of the mission

  • Dumbass if you need a cop car call 911 and request one to your location they will come and then jack it

  • boring.

  • lol thats funny the guy just ends up killing himself when he jumps out the car at 4:39 XD

  • Yeah that death is pretty brutal :D.

    Although I STILL don't know why the hell the guy is making those vids... They are just pointless ;p.

  • For entertainment? for money?

    Just because you do not see the point, does not mean other can't.

  • i just like watching it 4 fun n 2 pass the time

  • if you pause it a 2:27 you see morpheus and then some crazy clown lol

  • not true >_>

  • ROFL...He jumps out of his car, gets decked by another car...*Completed Music Plays*

    :D

  • uer the funniest gta4 playa eva =]

  • thanks!

  • whose playing the game?

  • gta missions

  • GTAMissions

    I'm not kidding that's HER name.

  • Is that FPS doug who is talking on the phone?

  • He totally reminds me of FPS doug lol, im sure they got doug to play brucie lol.

  • so true

  • Gta is much better than that saints row i am not tired of playing

  • gta is so better than saints row

  • lolz fisrt, my youtube is messin up i didn't notice that XD

    now try to spell antisocial

  • Hurray for vehicular homicide!

  • sr2 is for kids. it's full of kiddy bullshit and has cartoony graphics.

  • you don't need a guide to this game

  • machinima is stupid all they do is make random series and never finsh em

  • machinima doesnt make the videos retard. it;s other people, machinima just hosts them for publicity.

  • directors make the videos and machimna just shows them

  • you are retarded

  • Lol 5:14

  • FIRST!!!

  • Who cares if you are first? Now you feel better when you write that you are first? That's dumb.

  • man, you make this videos look so baddass.

  • He died in such, sweet, awesome way, this may happen like 1 time ;)

  • FIRST!!!

  • what idiots u guys are not first crack heads o-----0

  • 5:38 Hooray 6000 Vehicular Homicide Points!

  • FIRST!!!