Mike Rowe on QVC - Animated Love

[jomomma193]

Ariel is his waifu.

[MsTimetowaste]

If Mr. Rowe ever needs to make sure he is "relatively secure in his manhood..." I would take on the onerous task of helping him to make SURE. He is, in fact, very manly. Very VERY VERY manly. Oy! He is SUCH a hunk: sarcastic, very funny, extremely smart, handsome, furry, built, and he can SING. What more would anyone want in a man? Jeebus...he's got it all, in one stunning package.

[typomanbros]

Somebody needs to do an AMV Hell of this, now!

[TheIronSavior]

Wasn't the little mermaid also very much jailbait?

[TheDragoviR]

I would totally do Ariell under the sea~

[Saraishollywood]

Hahaha. So random! I'd very much like to know what goes on in his head.

[fongie84]

Why didn't this guy get his own talk show???

[itak365]

@fongie84 He seems to become more snarky the worse his job is. He just wouldn't be the same if he got his own talk show. Unless it was 3 in the morning, of course.

[KaiserRooster]

Mike owns

[SuperWarxe]

Get in tune with Sailor Moon cause that cartoon has the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing

[britneyslut]

@SuperWarxe :) omg i remeber that song ,i forgot who sing it .

[Theodorkable]

Mike. I love you.

[Clay3613]

Good news Mike, there's something called Rule 34!

[glodraz]

tvtropes.org

[greatunknowableevil]

@glodraz Damn you.

[roadiejay]

"heh. eels, ocean... all that for the segue" lol

[Writtenjustice]

Yeah, on a neurological level these attractions are completely logical

[wildstyle2192]

I'm sure he's a fan of Lois Griffin.

[KairuHakubi]

This was back when saying a 16 year old princess was hot didn't put you in jail.. Notice how often they made sure to remind you Rapunzel was 18? e_e

[SwordfighterRed]

BROTHER.

[russellkerr]

GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE WE ACCEPT HIM WE ACCEPT HIM

[ZeeJayBay]

lawd!!!

[youtert]

Turanga Leela.

[Theburn77]

this is amazing, I love Mike Rowe

[Horhayj]

God I love Ariel.

[lololicon13]

One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.

[megahirosheb]

"Yeah, I'd fuck that mermaid. Oh btw here's this purse."

[hollygreen1981]

Even back then he was a very dirty boy.

[Ghostwitch]

Oh my god, my eyes are leaking. I'm actually crying with mirth. Holy shit, Mike. <3

[Sandydahling]

Love the segue from banging the Little Mermaid to a crappy purse. Mike Rowe dominates.

[Mitsyrules]

LOL Did he seriously use banging the Little Mermaid as a segue into selling some chair?

[ShyriaDracnoir]

@Mitsyrules Purse, technically

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@Mitsyrules

Yes. And that is why he is awesome.

[adamsattic]

Lol MrM0nkeyman

[wikiporno]

This guy is a fucking genius. All that talent is wasted. He needs to have his own talk show.

[ronnehh]

what.... prompted him to say that on the shopping channel?

[Arcterion]

@ronnehh Does it matter? Rofl.

[lemoneater88]

anime desires

[RyandSmith]

Oh my god, it is like finding proto waifu chat

this is important in the study of waifu-ology

[4thtroika]

There's some very attractive cartoon characters out there. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

[Smartymcnotsosmart78]

all that for the segway.

[cheezgrated]

@Smartymcnotsosmart78 segue -- segway is the vehicle.

[Simpliband]

lol

[Peter7Paul]

These old QVC videos make me like mike rowe even more than I already did. This guy is awesome.

[Seranov]

Mike Rowe - LIVING THE DREAM

[TheKennesawKyuubi]

Wow...Mike Rowe was smooth talking WAY before he was doing crazy shit and pitching Chevys? Who knew! And especially on QVC in it's infancy (note the early "phone" logo)...

[rampantimagination]

Ford. He pitches for Ford...

[deltadrifterd16]

wat is this i dont even...

[RetardedSpiceBar]

I like the product he's selling. Anything eel is amazing.

[Franzy3000]

i dont, i dont even.....,

[eruption257]

Mike Rowe predicting the internet.

[AlicesChains]

What the hell was that?! LOL I LOVE Mike Rowe!!!

[Teckniphobia]

Mike Rowe is an American hero.

[crackorjackzors]

I lol'd

[btnheazy03]

the little mermaid has a fish vagina

[curdle1]

aka hot

[btnheazy03]

only when deep fried

[Enviro55]

you're implying a difference?

[btnheazy03]

in terms of what it smells like, no

[Trig242]

I love how there appears to be NO context to his comments on banging cartoons...it jumps right into a purse sale..

[djdirtbag514]

ha yeah! Mike probably knew no one was watching so he used it as his thinking out loud time.

[ruthvenmoon]

if you're half asleep in front of the tv and some dude starts making references to banging the little mermaid, it might make you wake up to buy whatever crap he's selling.

[SkellionPowalski]

The things that would be part of normal life if we were all animated......

How the hell did this come up on one of these shows? xD

[fattycat2010]

thats awesome.. so honest

[wyleepirate]

LOL WTF.

[drnotes630]

WIN

[Ophelia74]

There's NOTHING wrong with having a crush on a cartoon. *cough cough*

[AnimeToonist]

I'll second that! *nodnod*

[MrM0nkeyman]

Having sex with a mermaid.

That's a dirty job.

[curlytoes79]

Only Mike Rowe could talk on the air about lusting after underage cartoon characters without getting fired....

[mattimus90]

@curlytoes79

Actually not even Mike Rowe could do that.. He was fired from QVC.. three times

[technoempire85]

Oh my gosh. He deserves every penny.

[lethaldosage6040]

"i'd go to the beach more often" lmao

[Kiisu101]

LOL omg XD

[rwolff01]

hahaha...'id go to the beachmore often'...he always finds himself saying the darnest things, haha

[hybridx111]

Fuck yeah the little mermaid is hot.

[gameboyredpee]

haha that was great, i would LOVE to work with that man!

[k11zx0]

.....Bob...saget?

[bolland24]

lmao omg thats exactly wat i was thinking

[Nikki123x]

omg lmao

[empezar]

Mike Rowe is the win.

[aldfkjldasfkj]

This is pure win, no wonder he didn't spend long doing crap like this.

[sheilabeta]

lol he's a genius!!

[PwnageMewsic]

"I'd go to the beach more often" LOL.

[tallchick16]

lol "id go to the beach more often"

i love him! ahaha

[ekkostar]

Oh QVC late night in the 90s. We all needed SOMETHING strange and amusing to watch once Saturday Night Live ended on the weekends.

[LinLT103]

lol funny hairstyle

[johnbunny135]

Mike may have had the hots for Veronica, but I had a thing for Miss Grundy--but she was in heat for Weatherbee.

[cadp2000]

"All that for the segue." LOL

[plokoon100]

LMAO.

"If I were animated by golly.........The Little Mermaid.I'd go to the beach more often."

To damn hilarious..........couldn't agree with you more Mike. Aeriel's HOT!

[userx666666]

LOL, Ariels boobies!

[DerKollector]

Thanks to the Internet, Mike, we now know that it can get way, way worse than just what you find "embarrassing"

[g4m3fr34k678]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK???????

That's fucking hilarious.

[AtheistAaron]

Fucking epic.

[RSinton]

How did he get AWAY with saying some of this stuff on air? Haha I want HIS job. To just mouth off and say whatever the hell is on my mind on TV. Who cares if no one is really watching.

[somewhatlongdong]

I would be fascinated to see Mike's erect penis

[Gmz1023]

ummm... wtf?

[zinkamilanov]

See what happens in life; Mike went from selling handbags on QVC to biting the balls off of sheep on Dirty Jobs.

[bigfootmonstercat]

mikes hilarious! think of your shit job, and even though he does shit jobs on dirty jobs, it would be fun as hell working with that whole crew.

[metal4deth]

mike is great.

[mdroscoe70]

Thanks Mike for doing a show of Dirty Jobs at the Bowie Bay Socks

[mindyyy]

I LOVE HIM

[sexwizard]

I never knew QVC could be so interesting. Thanks Rowe! I won't tell anyone you want to bone Ariel.

[blugreen123]

that's f'ed up!

[Alxlen]

The man was ahead of his time.

[TsarObezyanka]

Yep now days you have people get turned on by anime characters :)

[twiztidhybrid]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[CosmicBard]

And thus, hentai was born. Thank you Mr. Rowe.

[tubofbologna]

if something like that was said today all hell would break loose!

[rudysmustache]

Jessica Rabbit is the hottest animation ever

[FOIFOIFOI12345]

Dr. Girlfriend, get on me.

[TheLordofShell]

Turns out Mike is a big hentai fan

[ChellisonE89]

lol: "...eels...ocean... all that for the segue"

Mike Rowe is my favorite :)

[LandoCalamando40]

God, so Mike Rowe jacks off when he's watching animated films? GET THE PICTURES OUT OF MY HEAD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[ponchothegreatest]

Ahh thats fuckin siccckkk lando!! hahaha

[powerplantnl]

thats not really funny i have to say, and iam serious

[AlyssaJeane]

I have a thing for Dimitri from Anastasia...and the fact that he's voiced by John Cusack, makes it better.

[blake18]

This man fucking BRILLIANT! LMFAO!

[mepsib]

i fancie aladdin, eric from the little mermaid, the beast, and leonardo from the ninja turtles when i was little

[vlcupper]

Freak. Everybody knows Raphael was the hot one. :P

[mepsib]

vlcupper - ooh really?! i didn't know there was general consensus on which turtle was the hottest. should i be disturbed that i dressed up as raphael for halloween once? (and it was a kickass costume!)

[vlcupper]

lol...Depends on how old you were. If you were over 13, then yes.

[mepsib]

nah I was seven! I even had the R belt. I should probably let go of the pride now though shouldn't I?

[bananalumpy]

Wow, he was pretty hot in those days.

[Saichen]

Mike... what the... XD

[kajicarter]

LOL! I have a feeling he was one of the guys they put on late at night....

[Canichenoir]

he's a little younger ther

[duba3988]

ROFL that discussion then right into a bag, hilarious.

[kyramama03]

hey Mike, I'll be your ARIEL....

[hammerstamp]

haha the beauty... her name is Bell, Mike...

[57Scout]

Yes, aka: The Beauty. And it's Belle.

[jkigg77]

hah hes still so cute.

[AliasUndercover]

Hell yes it was Veronica.

[Anarquistador]

I always preferred Belle. Something about a girl who reads...but that's just me...

[TheRealGentleman]

Me too.

[prgmonae]

that was the oddest segue way ever!!!

[joshgrrr]

You forgot about poland.

[Autioslave]

Mike Rowe should have a talk show of sorts.

[TheRealGentleman]

I agree!

[Kantankeris]

Ariel was 16 wasn't she? Oh Mike you dirty man.

[jonnycox001]

hahaha gotta love the 90's

[shahinx]

Hahahahah "I go to the beach more often"... Mike Rowe rules! :D

[thewerecactus]

he can say whatever he likes, but we all know he smacked it to prince charming. =/

[Theblobbyshow]

LOL

[chuckyhacks]

lol thats that one guy im worked with

[sunshinyandglowygirl]

He is hilarious!

[darenun]

mike rowe is sooo awsome i love dirty jobs hes got balls to do thos things my hat goes off to him:)

[XxWednesdayxX]

-continuesfrom where Tobias left off::::

Flipping you fins you don't get too far... legs are required for jumping, dancing, strolling around down the...(what's that called again? ) Street.. Up where they walk up where they run up where they stay all day in the sun wondering free wish I could be part of your world...

(Now I'm a dork also. ;D)

[1tobiasfunke]

hahaha...he's great! ariel was my favourite animated character. she wanted to be where the people are. wanted to see them dancing. walking around on those (what do you call them?) oh, feet. i'm a dork.

[toplessspeeder]

Mike Rowe is better now, than he was 15 years ago. I never miss Dirty Jobs, because his sense of humor always guarantees me a laugh. Keep it up Mike!

[whoijacket]

Mike is Anonymous' hero.

[imluvinyourmum]

i dont think it proves much about your manhood o.O

it definitely proves you dont care are about what people think of you, i dont necessarily see that as being confident in your manhood though.

i reckon it means not being intimidated by other men, being confident in your strength and appearence and not feeling uncomfortable around chicks you think are hot. not so much publicly admitting you get off on freaky stuff...

[restless459]

Oh, wow. I'm laughing so hard my stomach almost hurts. I love Mike Rowe!

[DarkDemonDude666]

Hentai is the greatest thing in the world and you can badmouth it all you want but it won't change anything.

[clanboru15]

im pretty sure that sex is greater than hentai

[Andretii]

DarkDemonDude666 AKA a chronic masturbator.

[DarkDemonDude666]

Better then haveing one so small you can't huh Andretii?

[WHATISUTUBE]

and you've never masturbated before, rite? Get out of the 1950's kid.

[electricalparade]

Who thought to tape Mike on QVC, so that one day they could share him with us on YouTube?

[jsuguy]

i was wondering the same thing

[ShoesFlewOff]

lol its mike rowe people, hes just being funny. Some of you are taking it a bit too literal

[Typhoon6666]

Welcome to the internet, where there are people who are actually serious about it.

[Charles2337]

lol One word HENTAI! Gosh it's disturbing lol.

[TaterMySalad]

Mike Rowe is such a Goon.

[dizzastrpiece]

damn hes hilarious

[LJRandomposting]

LOL! Amazing.

[Leah138703]

lol omg that was strange.

[nappa0582]

Lol, this couldn't have been any more weirder. And what a segue indeed Mike.

[amcmillionaire]

mike rowe is the man

[NeoSquirrel]

I'll take Betty over Veronica, but he's right about the Little Mermaid...

Confidence in manhood allows you to say such things, you know.

[imluvinyourmum]

i dont think it proves much about your manhood o.O

it definitely proves you dont care are about what people think of you, i dont necessarily see that as being confident in your manhood though.

i reckon it means not being intimidated by other men, being confident in your strength and appearence and not feeling uncomfortable around chicks you think are hot.

not so much publicly admitting you get off on freaky stuff...

[BearGrylls18]

Hahaha! Mike Rowe is fucking hilarious! I love Dirty Jobs but I had no idea he used to sell crap on TV.