PMS SURVIVAL TIPS

[tikkeltje]

Prehistoric Monster Syndrom

[Schlifga]

aperture science made this vid, I guess

[lolnus]

pussy blood is disgusting

[1futbolandmusic]

Lol, this is too funny.

[Alfaris]

I have that same globe

[Shareallicu3]

LOL thats funny I hate PMS, at least guys have a chance to get away... we women are forever prisoners of this monster

[AnnaTFan]

lol @ men who think they know about pms

[yinn0824]

you know i got another explanation about PMS: premenstrual syndrome...

[0042sean]

PMS= Possible Murder Suspect... AKA peace the flip out of her way!!!

[MultiYellow23]

@0042sean Hahaha...



[RaenefDkDr]

people, help. i think my gf might has a pms, what to do , what to do ,what the hell im supposed to do? she is just growling at me, but i think it can be much worse! please help!

[jingjong12]

I also made a thumbs up impression when that guy thumbs up. Good job mate. :D

[thatoneweirdo1]

Dear whoever-made-this-video,

Please send this to every man that will ever be in my life ever.

Thank you,

thatoneweirdo1

[anyadasd]

Woman tend to not to know why they do things they do.

Was I correct?

[Shoooshya]

I had the worst PMS this month

[PeterOliwek]

Magnificent!

[fabriccioman]

LOL!!

[zerosvsalone]

1606 women are PMS-ing while watching this

[schattenfaust]

womens are evil!

[zyppoo3]

Prehistoric

Monster

Syndrome hahahahahahaha

I'm glad to be a guy !



[aguynamedwill]

this belongs on bombtips.com

[yakudza1988]

ПМС это утка запущенная желтой прессой чтоб выставить нас дурами

©

[VASYlisk61]

Fallout 4 Adv.

[MrLost05]

Гуд.

[VaultBoy999]

Забавно :D

[BigDarkPrize]

xaxaxaaaaaa 

[Redgy671]

Tiny my butt that was a mess from hell lol.

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

why can't you be like brad pitt? in 1950s? :D

[missbiobunny1]

this is brilliant!!!



[MrTank116]

im watching this cuz im a good boyfriend and i want to know when the fuck to get out of dodge ;).

[MissMaddy881]

@MrTank116 lol i gave you a thumbs up because i'm a woman and i thought that was funny:)

[MrTank116]

@MissMaddy881 thank you :)

[MissMaddy881]

@MrTank116 you're so welcome:)

[TheLindford]

Спасибо, порадовало)

[anonymous9191]

amazing video :) the end is hilarous :D thats how men should be like especially on that time xD 

[icantblevit]

how can anyone dislike this video? it's great!!!! come on now ladies we musn't take ourselfs so seriously...

[JambonLaBanane]

One day I showed it to my ex-girlfriend because she was terrible in pms... she asked me: I'm not like that, am I not? ... guys, NEVER answer that question(believe me).

[milovela1983]

@JambonLaBanane LOL...why what happened?

[PrincessNawary]

Thumps up if you were watching this on PMS :)

[Gamer9678]

Uneducated women in these comments need to stop confusing PMS with menstration/period, they are not the same thing. Your period causes pain, VAGINAL BLEEDING, and PMS. PMS does not cause pain or any of the other side effects of your period.

[gacktandhydefan101]

@Gamer9678 o-o who gives a fuck what u think we can think what we want ....

[a12qx]

fear the red tide and I don't mean Communism

[AkatsukiKuroiSakura1]

I hate PMSing. Yet i'm proud to PMS too...

[DeeNeon]

@crunchybenzos Kinda hard to believe after seeing this

[ExaggeratedCool]

To be perfectly honest, I don't need to be on my rag to be a total bitch.

[Amygondor]

Ny husband made a list of the few things he can say to me, and generally avoids talking with me and doing things that could make me angry (tv sports among them)

And when the monster is coming, he always ask me to do something I enjoy doing alone, for hours. He keeps the monster calm, and we are both happy. Hehe.

[Maroon5Freak213]

WHAT IS PMS??? I HEARD IT IN HOT AND COLD AND DONT GET IT!!

[Mrboomx]

@Maroon5Freak213 when women have their period they get pissed off and in a bad mood

[ManectricPup]

Whenever I'm at school and its that time of the onth i hang around a lot of guys and the ones with sisters back away because they know how it gets and the ones who don't sitt there trying to get me to blow and ripp off the nearest persons head. Half the time i sit there growling like a wolf.

[OfTheTimeLords]

Wow, 1593 people are prehistoric monsters!

[southwestking08]

i just survived a pms attack :'(

[MultiBball5]

He could of just said "no honey, you dont look fat."

[EatMyBananaPlease]

When I PMS...omfg I feel like I might do something crazy and end up in jail.

[kiragirl20]

Yes, I have had my head riped off so many times, it's not even funny.

[Josh713100]

im scared to date anothoer girl now O.O

[xWolfyChanx]

Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the reverse happens to you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious shit here*. XXX views and thousands of likes!? Press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and thumbs up. I'm thankful that porno doesn’t have ads. I pee in the side of the bowl to make lessnoise! I find this video difficult to masturbate to. Did he died?!

You won't need to comment now, life is easier now.........

[Ray0469]

@xWolfyChanx Excellent work....you left out the religious rant,racial slur and the vindictive gender attack but an otherwise perfect comment.

[xWolfyChanx]

@Ray0469 lol

[TheMonthofMayo]

@xWolfyChanx you left out 'thumbs up if you're watching this in *whatever year*'

[xWolfyChanx]

@TheMonthofMayo i ran out of space x_x lol but thanks

[janegirl138]

LOL great video : ) Ugly comments... sad sad people. But do you know what's really funny? Each and every woman hater who wrote here is still out trying to find a woman. And ever man hating woman is still looking for Mr. Right. Still great video! : )

[sreski]

God gave women PMS because Eve got us all kicked out by eating that apple, all because a snake told her to.

[vickikaravas]

Woman may have changes one a month, but alot of men are arseholes all year round. Do they have anything for that????

[xtriggerXX]

If men got PMS they would be the biggest babies in the world, why do you think god gave women such pain? cause he new we are stronger then men to handle it.

[Gamer9678]

@xtriggerXX PMS has nothing to do with pain. PMS is all about the increase in hormones causing irritability and irrational thinking. So no, god did not give it to you because you're the superior gender and can tolerate pain better. Please, increase your level of education.

[xtriggerXX]

@Gamer9678 :P bleh...whatever all I know is being a women sucks. I do need to increase my education to be honest. I dont even care who is or who isnt "superior" I dont care. :P women get an easier life anyways.

[wmotamedi]

1,591 women had...

P.M.S. WHATCHA REALLY WAAAANT. WHATCHA REALLY WAAAANT.

/DMX reference.

[RitvarLegend]

why FBI make a video about PMS? is PMS national security subject?

[thejokercjdr]

@RitvarLegend Damn right it is!

[Gamer9678]

@RitvarLegend Cant tell if troll, or just really stupid.

[JanetEsq]

If guys got PMS they would be allowed to take a week off with pay

[Jgjekaj]

@JanetEsq damn right...go make some man a sandwich!!! ; )

[em4speed]

I had a really hard laugh at this crap!!! Its was strangely epic :)

[thegammageek1]

For me, PMS is like having your stomach twisted into a tight knot. The fact that your acne and weight go up doesn't exactly make you feel any better...

[Zrno3]

A womans PMS is like when a man wants to "get it on" when the season finally of America's Next Top Model or House is on. Like, leave me alone!

[SumoGum]

great vid but the fact is if a girl cant control herself during pms she is a BITCH.

[ecl411]

@SumoGum I can't even be offended by your comment, because that shit is TRUE. I'm kind of a bitch normally, but I keep it in check (I can't stand rude bitches). But I'm an absolute monster during my PMS time. So, yeah...you're absolutely right. lmao

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

PMS doesnt even really affect me.

[mzrockstar2u]

Very creative. So true. Makes me wanna eat chocolate watching this and go ice 1000 people in Mafia Wars. lmao!!!

[jusjus115]

2:18 hahahahaha

[HidanImmortal141]

i hate having my pms. i always am mean and i crave toffe >.<

[aardfay]

What about us women? We need tips to survive our own pms D:

[sipos1337]

@aardfay lock yourself into the kitchen

[aardfay]

@sipos1337 there is no sofa or bathtub or toilet in my kitchen. How could I stay clean and comfortable? I need tips regarding how to avoid the abdominal pain and the mood swings.

[hatsthemax]

I'd usually get cross with something like this, but to be fair... PMS really is like that.

[TheHeroOfMan]

what does pms mean

[omgwtfftwbq]

1,584 people didn't keep a calendar.

[iNumNums]

Typical. :p

But hey, i'd love a hot bath with a back massage even if it's just to get me to shut the fuck up.

[whiz0o]

1.581 dislikes made the bar look like a tampon dipped in somewhere (:

[marhurram]

I watch this everytime I am thru PMS

[NewberYou2ber]

lol I thought this was going to be for girls! ... but somehow I still feel better. haha

[ABOM420]

i dont trust nuttin that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die

[Anniexx86]

lol this is awesome.

[Cannibal713]

LOL, Awesome vid..Should be shown to young boys with the "Your Maturing Body" films" in gym class...

[slimgrimley]

thumbs up if pmsing is the worst part of your month everytime

i know its is for me D'<

[bayonetsluts]

@slimgrimley what i dont get is why he doesnt tell the bitch to go away for a few days and come back when she is prepared to behave.

[slimgrimley]

@bayonetsluts because then he would be sleeping outside for the rest of the month *evil smile* >D

[bayonetsluts]

@slimgrimley best then never to let a woman have access to your house or wallet.. getting divorced was the best money i ever spent.. most women are parasites and its best to pump and dump rather than let them control you.. just my opinion..

[MelanieRene24]

@slimgrimley yeah except it gives me a reason to not have sex with some random guy that i dont wanna have sex with :)

[slimgrimley]

@MelanieRene24 lol, yeah i have to agree with that :D

[slimgrimley]

thumbs up if pmsing is the worst part of your everytime

i know its is for me D'<

[slimgrimley]

@MOHAWKSandNYLONS HELL YEAH!

[jessiepuritz]

This is great, lighthearted commentary. As a feminist I think we are doing women wrong by forcing them to pretend that everything is fine when many experience real, strong physical and psychological symptoms.  My wonderful husband understands that my preferences and needs vary according to my cycle and he supports me. i wish all women were so lucky.

[ADaisies]

8 Signs of PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

6. You're convinced there's a God and he's male

7. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

8. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

[Shadoweyes07]

@ADaisies Amen,lol

[ramet5]

OMG, this guy so needs to use the MojoGenius website!

[4ourTimber]

LOL LESBIAN COUPLES

[MusicForLife456]

Ahaahahahahaaha. I'm a chick. And this...was pretty awesome. For me PMS is like just easily angered. I'm not all "Hue, do you still love me?" because that...is just retarded. xD

[5347]

omg, i just love it! lol

[Zoorah]

this made my day xD

[flyingfreedomxx]

lol!!

[USFighter]

ROFLMAOSAOTK RollingOntheFloorLaughinMyAssO­ffShittingAllOverTheKeyboard

[MusicForLife456]

@USFighter Omygod! I shat [past tense for shit] on my keyboard too!

[faetrn]

I used to have worse PMS before i went vegetarian then vegan.

[TheALDILady]

@faetrn

so did I, and it has become much better

[laurendvdsn54]

HAHAHA omg LOL! this was the funniest hting ive seen in a long time,especially when she came out and attacked him

[RealHealthSolutions]

I used to struggle with PMS, but I've gotten it under control (thank God!) Click my name to see a YouTube about it.

[minimumheadroom]

ROFLMAO

[danceswithcrayons]

Milk chocolate (I know dark chocolate is healthier). Sense of humor. Extra rest (not so great at this part). Sometimes like to go be by myself and take a break rather than snap at someone. I find this funny too. Kind of puts things into perspective.

[funkyfunkymonkay]

pissed at men syndrome hahah.

[minutemuse]

When I have my time of the month i just want to be left alone. Do whatever you want, go about your business, just don't talk to me or look at me or I will kill you. I'm like the Witch in Left 4 Dead.

[iforgotaboutit]

He is Canadian?

[basiek2112]

very funny :D:D

[AnDrETNP]

1576 women were having their period...

[strawberrydream813]

Tips for men when their women are PMSing:

-don't talk too much

-don't touch her, unless you gently rub her shoulders/massage her

-don't be annoying, rude, crack dumb jokes, or make fun of the fact that she is PMSing

-leave her alone when she wants you to

-obey her every command!

(: thanks

[GuardinAngelSarah]

lol. Funny. 

[Missmuffinmcgee]

This was pretty funny and actually had good advice. I swear anytime my guy just offered to do something nice it would make things so much better. I would still be crazy but not AS crazy. PMS - Pretty Malicious Sister

[rooterserv10]

Ever notice how it's always the MANS responsibility to fix the situation, even though it's the woman that has the problem. God forbid SHE take some responsibility for her behavior. Consider the age old issue of the toilet seat argument. Would it be so difficult for a woman to put it up after shes down? It's a two way street.

[DGKewlAid]

my girl is on her period and man is it stressful lol

[forbiddenfollies]

wow...I guess I'm lucky that I nearly never experience any PMS symptoms aside from bleeding for days O_O

[MrSh1z]

Well funny

[kparrinello]

hahahahaha it's soooo funny that I become suicidal once a month and can't get out of bed from pain.

[beauty6907]

omg i died laughing at the prehistoric part xD

[MrTyronePimp]

this clip is WIN

[maalaea]

just give her a glass dildo. when women are on pms they want to fuck.

[jlyn177]

"my fellow man how many times has this happened to you?" apparently not enough.

[catknight667]

Basically, boys, if a woman is on PMS, GIVE HER STUFF. IT WORKS. On me, anyway...;)

[DionysisMaenad]

More tips: Do NOT buy us Midol. If you can't help with the shopping the rest of the month, this only adds insult to injury. Do buy us some take-out so we don't have to cook for you. Do NOT try to be funny. Do rent a video from a female comedian who actually IS funny. Do NOT accuse us of being "emotional." Of course we are. We're cramped up worse than the San Andreas fault. Just lie low, don't cause any stress, and find a hobby that lasts 5 days and keeps you out of the earthquake zone.

[Mimi65989]

PMS=punish men severely =]]]]]]]

[dihle12]

pms is easy to survive a load shot gun shorts out the problem

[chihuahuaholica]

Don't want her mad?? Don't buy her any PMS=Pre Made Shit.... Buy REAL Diamonds!! Or she will be deboning ya from across the room lolol.... my soon to be husnabd no 2 got out lucky lol I had a hysterectomy (Im 34) oops typos sorry

[chihuahuaholica]

Don't want her mad?? Don't buy her any PMS=Pre Made Shit.... Buy REAL Diamonds!! Or she will be deboning ya from across the room lolol.... my soon to be husnabd no 2 got out lucky lol I had a hysterectomy (Im 34)

[XneonpussyX]

Haha! Im a woman and i found this hilarious!

PMS= Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

[TsuruCrane]

This is exactly why a woman president will be the end of America.

[TempestaRiggs]

That big monkey thing scared the shit out of me!!!!! NEVER GETTING MARRIED!!!! NEVER NEVER, EVER GETTING MARRIED!!!! {:-(

[aussersein]

fake.

[C3P0meetsData]

PMS is just as bad for women as it is for men.

[cafeconlechegrl]

Why can't you be more like Brad Pitt?..lol!!

[angryy0ungman]

lol

[CycleHarmony]

Old school! He should check her Mood Runner -- he will know when she is having PMS and what kind of mood she's in :0)

[dany79v]

Watching this in PMS doesn't make it less funny :D

[deka136]

lol :D

[andromeda99239]

You guys have no idea how much PMS sucks, you think you suffer

what about us we are the ones with the pain, the mood changes,depression and so and so, sometimes it really sucks to be a woman

but still it's way better than to be a man.

[lucia8885]

@andromeda99239 lol... i agree

[TheEvilOtakuAFG7]

stupid. idiotic. BOYISH. too many words to describe. But poorly put together.

[Thephilosoraptor97]

@TheEvilOtakuAFG7 Calm down you're just on your period...

[TheEvilOtakuAFG7]

@Thephilosoraptor97 ...I'm a GUY.

[Thephilosoraptor97]

@TheEvilOtakuAFG7 llllololololololol Asshole you had to go and be a dude and ruin the joke for me xD

[TheEvilOtakuAFG7]

@Thephilosoraptor97 Then I think you'll be happy to know I'm a girl xD

screwy, huh? That's just how I work

[Thephilosoraptor97]

@TheEvilOtakuAFG7 DAMN YOU MISS OTAKU!!! I wish a thousand cramps upon you!!!

[TheEvilOtakuAFG7]

@Thephilosoraptor97 Calm down you're just on your period...

XD

[just4funzees]

Funny

[DrsJacksonn]

2:03 'And?' 'And... I'll also massage your feet' 'And?!' 'And I'll buy you a piece of jewelry that will soon turn out to be inaffordable which you'll blame me for' 'What??!!' 'S-Sorry honey, I meant six pieces of jewelry!' 'And?' 'A-and you're too beautiful for me and my repulsive body that's nowhere near Brad Pitt's' 'And??!!' 'And I'm not worthy of a woman like you and I should kill myself' 'AND??!!!!' 'With... a lawn mower...' 'Honey, that's so sweet of you! NOW BUY ME CHOCOLATE!'

[DrsJacksonn]

1:42 Ye forgot to say 'expensive', doc.

[Krogoth04]

rofl at the way he looked at the calendar

[UnbeltedSundew]

Lol the calendar.

[jhandubalm12345]

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