Look how slow these "pro athletes" are going. I would destroy them! And I eat cookies and pop-rocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. And if you tried to hand me water, I would slap you across the face at 45 mph as you tried. I guffaw at your heroes.
Im just gonna say it, for someone who moans about people drafting and group riding, Faris looks pretty close there @1.42 and i dont think being in the water station is an excuse.
Seals do compete in the race and tthey are extreme soldiers. But they specialize in a different aspect of physical and mental toughness. Your comparing apples and oranges.
What's funny is when Seals do compete in these, the tri fags brag about how they raced next to a Seal and think they can be one too. Quite the opposite. It's more like the Seals are beyond this level plus 10 times more.
ok. We already saw one slomotion. Then they do it again. Hahaha. Everybody makes this sport so tacky and corny. Just compete and stop making it such a hi profile sport because it's not.
Haha. What's with the slo mo? As if it is just sooo Dramatic to watch a string bean on wheels cruising down the street. I love making these cycle fags think I am going to hit them when they block the entire street. Lance armstrong is the only one who is cool. Every other cyclist seems to whine about everything.
@fingerp5 You are too stereotypical for your own good sir, try troll somewhere else, your comments are agitating and pathetic to be perfectly honest, oh so you brag about your breakfast and 3 hours of running, when really you cover hardly any ground and aren't nearly prepared to push yourself into the pain zone as much as these athletes, it is people like you who think they are everything when really in a race you would get trampled on -__-
I have more muscle than all of these string beans and they think they are healthier? Haha. you gotta be fffing kidding me. I think alot of real athletes have gotten into this sport. The skinny ones who were never really athletic aren't getting the credit they thought they were going to get because guys that actually know how to eat properly and compete are the ones who end up with the energy to win. Let alone finish a race.
I eat country breakfasts: Waffle, 2 eggs over easy, hashbrowns, bacon and sausage 4 times a week. Then Steaks and potatos 3 times a week with veg. Pasta. When I go run for 3 hours straight without walking I have used up all of my breakfast that I consumed before running. There is no way I would possibly consider the "diet" that tri "athletes" eat. If you call that eating. I don't understand how some of these guys think they are in better shape and insist that I change my diet.
I think all of these new products that tri "athletes" consume are basically placebo. Any real athlete can eat anything they want if they are training THIS hard and THIS long for hours on end. Anything you eat will be used as fuel. Anything. What makes you think this new wheaties fuel will help you boost your energy compared to regular wheaties? The E gel is probably the only thing that gives you a very fast boost of energy. I eat country breakfasts 4 times a week and steaks 3 times a week.
Look how slow these "pro athletes" are going. I would destroy them! And I eat cookies and pop-rocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. And if you tried to hand me water, I would slap you across the face at 45 mph as you tried. I guffaw at your heroes.
braininahat 1 month ago
@fingerp5 go crawl back in your hole nobody cares about what you eat or do. Another key board shit talker.
brownpattyoutdoors 1 month ago
ya come on i would have rather of watched it in fast forward
zackdevan 3 months ago
What's triathlon got to do with sea mammals that balances balls on their nose at Seaworld?
innismor11 4 months ago
Im just gonna say it, for someone who moans about people drafting and group riding, Faris looks pretty close there @1.42 and i dont think being in the water station is an excuse.
percdann 6 months ago
Water.. I think!!
piccalocb 6 months ago
what did he hand him
photonman48 7 months ago
Seals do compete in the race and tthey are extreme soldiers. But they specialize in a different aspect of physical and mental toughness. Your comparing apples and oranges.
facelessFungus 7 months ago 2
nothing like having a conversation with yourself on youtube... how's your parents basement treating you bud??
tflats99 8 months ago
I think someone is jealous :>
percystarter23 11 months ago
Wow...someone got dropped as a child...A LOT!
greenking177 11 months ago
other than that it's pretty gay and corny
fingerp5 11 months ago
The only thing I won't insult about this is when someone has prosthetic legs who finish the race.
fingerp5 11 months ago
What's funny is when Seals do compete in these, the tri fags brag about how they raced next to a Seal and think they can be one too. Quite the opposite. It's more like the Seals are beyond this level plus 10 times more.
fingerp5 11 months ago
Most of these guys are passive anyway
fingerp5 11 months ago
It's only cool when seals participate and show everybody what a true warrior is
fingerp5 11 months ago
ok. We already saw one slomotion. Then they do it again. Hahaha. Everybody makes this sport so tacky and corny. Just compete and stop making it such a hi profile sport because it's not.
fingerp5 11 months ago
Haha. What's with the slo mo? As if it is just sooo Dramatic to watch a string bean on wheels cruising down the street. I love making these cycle fags think I am going to hit them when they block the entire street. Lance armstrong is the only one who is cool. Every other cyclist seems to whine about everything.
fingerp5 11 months ago
@fingerp5 You are too stereotypical for your own good sir, try troll somewhere else, your comments are agitating and pathetic to be perfectly honest, oh so you brag about your breakfast and 3 hours of running, when really you cover hardly any ground and aren't nearly prepared to push yourself into the pain zone as much as these athletes, it is people like you who think they are everything when really in a race you would get trampled on -__-
straatman12345 1 month ago
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I have more muscle than all of these string beans and they think they are healthier? Haha. you gotta be fffing kidding me. I think alot of real athletes have gotten into this sport. The skinny ones who were never really athletic aren't getting the credit they thought they were going to get because guys that actually know how to eat properly and compete are the ones who end up with the energy to win. Let alone finish a race.
fingerp5 11 months ago
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I eat country breakfasts: Waffle, 2 eggs over easy, hashbrowns, bacon and sausage 4 times a week. Then Steaks and potatos 3 times a week with veg. Pasta. When I go run for 3 hours straight without walking I have used up all of my breakfast that I consumed before running. There is no way I would possibly consider the "diet" that tri "athletes" eat. If you call that eating. I don't understand how some of these guys think they are in better shape and insist that I change my diet.
fingerp5 11 months ago
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I think all of these new products that tri "athletes" consume are basically placebo. Any real athlete can eat anything they want if they are training THIS hard and THIS long for hours on end. Anything you eat will be used as fuel. Anything. What makes you think this new wheaties fuel will help you boost your energy compared to regular wheaties? The E gel is probably the only thing that gives you a very fast boost of energy. I eat country breakfasts 4 times a week and steaks 3 times a week.
fingerp5 11 months ago
@fingerp5 your a perfect example that common sense isn't very common.
mrtailendcharlie 3 months ago
1.02 - Thats bold!
percdann 1 year ago
Sweet rides, there. Great to see them. Total bike porn. Love the final P4 with HED's
rsdsf 1 year ago
you gota love the hand off!!!
mdsutube 1 year ago
lietos a beast
ADuckOnQuack97 1 year ago
thx for that video!!! very awesome and learnfulll!!!!
snapshot787 1 year ago
I cannot understand his unusual aerobar shape at 1:36
glaros0 1 year ago
@glaros0 he's texting dude... duh. HAHA.
Snipza 1 year ago
@Snipza That's hilarious!
RedRaccoon91 1 year ago
@glaros0 Thats an old technique..i watch people racing with those aerobar shape back in 80s man.
SSTAVROZ 1 year ago
@glaros0
Some people prefer it that way. Landis and Leipheimer use it.
abcdrcill1 1 year ago
@glaros0 Its called the 'mantis' position. The idea is that putting your hands up high blocks air from from hitting your chest, decreasing your drag.
RFXCrunner 9 months ago
great vid of the pro athletes and their bikes. awesome!
WhiFlipChi 1 year ago
MACCA at 2:07 with the Shiv module and zipps. congrats Macca
WhiFlipChi 1 year ago
Hmmmm....two Commerzebank athletes very, very, very close together. No drafting???
Hammstah 1 year ago
I always think Potts saddle is too high.
njolly99 1 year ago