Laughing ????

[TheAlphess]

Hehehehohohohhahahahahahahohoh­ehe..... Ribbit

[FkTiBioHunter]

U had a really brown forehead.

[AKhiimme]

i love how the intro is halfway through

[XRainbowSpiderzX]

Hello Mr.Funnybeanz

[TheAmydotcom]

i saw ths a few years ago (like 2) anyway this was the start of my gradual report journey... after the first 10 secs i was hooked.................. LOVE IT!

[keebster321]

ur the funniest guy on this fukin site

[sarahxorenae12612]

you are so funny!!!!!!!! XD lmfao!!!!!

[TheDaughterOfGod1]

lol im eating lemon drops :P

[TheMattymat101]

when someone slaps u in the chest- ASHOLE

[xtonguelickerx]

hahaa do u ever laugh at yourself ?! 

[DennisMr2100]

longest intro ever

[XLoveLifeMusic0X]

Do a video where you teach us how to dance and stuff.

[chasthecoolest]

agree



[himooyou]

i love you tooooooooooooooo

[JokeRmakesPie]

He's really smart and i actually learn a lot by watching his videos. I learn AND laugh AT THE SAME TIME, perhaps he should be a school teacher or ...rather not they would corrupt him or he would corrupt ,them no idea...though i might be interest in seeing that *evil grin*

Ps: CONTINUE WITH YOUR AWESOMENESSSSSSSSSSSSS a lot of s's

[graciewwe]

how can yu sound so smart but be stupid as F***? lol

[MegJ108]

barely mised my niple

[AnAmateurTraceur]

Apostrophes aren't quotation marks.

[Cr1ms0nDotcalm]

@AnAmateurTraceur But they are used as quotation marks when the sentence is already in quotation marks. I'm not sure why you made that statement, but I thought I could clear things up.

[RockandRollSteff]

i started laughing in the first few seconds.... ' yo check it out in this mother ffffffffffffffffffffff'

[RoboBear15]

You are so AWESOME! Will you do a video about how to make someone laugh?

[Tom95903]

u high



[tylerguy12]

1:53 - 2:06

Jim Carrey moment

[Waterskisweetie85]

"is because I build up this UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF TENSION!" LMAO! I'm glad I wasn't drinking water when you said that

[IrEnEsceneShuffler]

a question FROOOOOM a comment FROOOM a video FROOOOOOOM friday..!!

[rcgkids1]

OMFG I WAS EATING A CHIPOTLE BURRITO WHILE WATCHING THIS!!!!!!! HE IS SO RIGHT!!!!

[petarjuric]

Danny, why on EARTH do we point at things?

[1babygirlsway757]

@dinalives ... this IS your education! [:

[pugluvinthug]

click the numbers HAHAHA click on 0,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 AHAHAHAHAHA

[mickfaith97]

Please man, just answer this question: Why do farts smell? My farts r RANK!

[karl6121]

why do people sneeze

[lexhus]

I'm drunk and this video made me dizzy. IMMA WATCH IT WHEN IM SOBER.

[stephjane31103]

MR FUNNY BEANS :)

[tresda2]

I like slapping Mexicans with beans in a bag....

[MajorBRO117]

Ya he's not stupid, listen to the big words that you can't even pronounce. Good work Dan!

[soup97ful]

Hahah Danny , Danny , Danny ! You are Amazing and hilarious !

And all You Youtubers out there could ya check out my videos cause I don't know if they are good or not and I really don't want retarded videos Kay thanks :)))

[flippinpatties1]

"There's a finger, there's a finger, there's a finger, then there's pinky finger, oh and there's nipple, uhh I just missed my nipple JUST BARELY." LOL

[kaiunderdahl]

1;23



[bagelkel00]

"Or someone slaps you on the chest.. asshole~!" LOL!

[miramdafromthetempes]

You are smart when it comes to science. you should tutor me because I am failing science. You should be shirtless in all your videos.

[dacandyman1000]

love how the intro comes in during the middle of the vid :P

[mitchcharlieelliot]

Auoiiiii

[francis080072]

THAT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN.......!!

[MrSnoopdogg64]

0:03 

[xoxocheergirloxox]

Coul you do a show on why people came be so mean when they are wateing behind children at the super market=)

[macklovesu]

your laugh scares me

[ienjoyyyou]

hahha 69 dislikes.......Why are you naked all the time?

[DovahkiinOffTheTop]

HigaTV V.S. Danny on laugh meter... erm...even.

[MrRandommustache]

i need a camera for my first vid

[morganwazhere1427]

"oh there's pinky finger, oh there's nipple, oh god i just missed my nipple, just barely!" haha i love danny (:

[Teags327]

you are the funniest man in the EVERYTHING. funniest in the world wasnt enough O.e

[Em2sister15]

u rly need to be a teacher!!! i wud learn so much :D

[dbomb120]

Danny, why do we poop



[misscam2005]

@dbomb120 to get da food outta yo body!

[HannaTheFox4]

Haha aw man it was like saying we laugh at your videos because of the happiness that appears when we survive them xD

[urquideza22]

the didnt just happen! lmfao

[TheChocolateChiken]

honestly, I'm not laughing.. the whole video

[streetdancer4u]

Danny, pleeeeeeeeeeeeese do a video on mobile phones and destroy them and stuff if not pleeeeeese do a lemon drop parade2 and ill send a pic!!

gimme thumbs if u guys agree!!!

[wildsevengirl]

you're fucking crazy but i love you LOL

[Dailyfarts100]

Can you please make a video OF HOW I TELL MY MOM SANTAS NOT REAL! and the tooth fairy.

[bearrar]

Ok, so you know when you have to take a huge shit, and its hard to come out? Well say your gay, and you do it up the ass, does it make taking a huge shit easier??

[zombiecontrolunit]

Dear Danny can you make a vid on what you think would have happened if there is a zombie Apocalypse

[aquazy2911]

You are just a copycat of Jim Carrey. Overacted, but it's ok. Everyone starts from someone, right!

[jason73987]

you are the freakin best man

[monsterdrinker400]

68 people dont have a sense of humor

[trake912]

hahahaha bitch im mexican if i didnt like you i would fuck you up haha but your fucking funny so its ok Abel Trake Mares

[MistisAdventures]

make a vid about why unicorn-ios are in hiding...

OR WHY PIMPS NEVER LEAVE THEIR BITCHES

[gabenelsonj]

ow wow i got the top comment cool while im here im gonna say y does every other top comment just repeat something he said?

[GettinSKETCHY]

Pause @ 1:08 to see an epic face

[TheLTMonika]

Ur kinda gross sometimes.... U seem like a rapist too

[FilipinoBeatdown]

make a vid about movies

and can you say my name on one of your vids

[Camattiematt]

Danny I love your videos so can you hurry up and make a movie or make a video about movies or something please Im going crazy here!

[wildfire4231]

That's not racist

That's just funneh!

[Molieist]

Danny I love your videos. Do a show on why we feel the urge to slap people :D

[dinalives]

danny...the hours i have spent on your videos....coudlve gone towards my education

[yellowwings86]

@dinalives MASSIVE DITTO

[iKillBabyz]

HEY! I think ur videos are wicked funny' i showed them to my GREAT grandfather and he thought u were retarded ..... lol ......... can u do a video on why old people have such a different sense on humor? P.S. i dont kill babyz XD

[Srblubber]

Danny. How r u so funny u make me laff all the time but u no wat would be awesome is to make a vid on gamers

[Sintirion]

i cant believe how much he is like Jim Carry ive watched him for like an hour and i love him already :D

[SmonzePigen3]

Oh..... I'm in this part of Youtube again.......

[DoritoBurrito77]

DANGIT just saw the fart video...

[DoritoBurrito77]

You should totes do a video on why we fartulate(fart) cuz i REALLY, don't get it

[mxm190]

2:12 i mean xD

[mxm190]

12:12 BRUCE LEE moment :D

[breannaaalexis]

Danny, you Always say `Lemon Drops` at the end of your videos. Why don`t you just do a video ; on LEMON DROPS. ? That`d be cool bruh(:

[brazilrules6]

"we laff because we live" fav part(: haha



[abthenoob]

Poor nipple, if u hit it.

[OMGsquirel26]

Cause beans can be funny.. especially when you put 'em in a bag and slap a mexican with it.

[crazypete345]

lol

[iloveguitar2006]

i yelled PROSTITUTE today in art class...it got alot of laughs

[Trumavarium]

Press:

4 = Atter

7 = Asshole

[cronycal]

Brilliant Pronunciation and gesture, in We laugh because we live. Really felling the words

[DETSKIT]

Pause at 0:44

[khaloodrak]

lo0ol

[gablison]

he sounds like me when i talk to myself!

[imaantje90210]

I really love your videos. You should be a YouTube employee.

[devonika91]

EPIC MEAL TIME AD!

[kevin711ism]

Hey danny while on this video.. Can you make one of how to make someone laugh??

[killerelmo123]

hey danny igot a question. what does it feels like when un get drunk?

[AbbiMerCullen]

i love it how taylor lautners new film was the ad befor the vid then danny came on; i cracked up xD

[mommy8701]

HEY DANNY!!

can u make a vid on why dogs are so cute!

[AKhiimme]

LOL INTRO WAS HALF THE VIDEO LONG

[MissHutli]

He reminds me more of Dane Cook :D

[1234alienkiller]

we laugh because we live

ur accent is so funny when u say that

[krocialblack]

@TheQuys FINALLY!!! Someone says it!

[zGsEriE]

@TheQuys Jim Carey reminds me of him.

[SnooksiDee]

thats not racist thats just funny!

[GamrProductionTeam]

You Should Totally Do A Show About Nerds In School :D

[Prestigify]

"Someone slaps you on your chest. ....Asshole!" ahahahahahaha awesomeness

[dianadana97]

Omg!! U wanna marry with me?? ...love the way u are sooo stupid!:X:X thumbs up if u agree:))

[KaLeMChEeSeCaKe14]

@dianadana97 Tobago Diana?

[svakiputzaboravimpw]

@dianadana97 Danny is not stupid. Your assertion is disingenuous.

[ShamoonX]

@dianadana97 That was so offense,why would you something like that?You could say funny,he's not stupid.

[ShamoonX]

@dianadana97 Forgot word "say"

[Newbiieee]

@dianadana97 It would make him a pedophile :/

[dianadana97]

@Newbiieee omg stupid guys you know it was a joke ...!?

[Thnqu]

@dianadana97

lol nooba

[aly123four]

why do u seem to only laugh when you no others are listening???

[MyRainbowKisses1]

pause at 0:54 :P

[aminedetroit]

:p



[erreure]

lol i'm the 111,111 viewer and you don't care :D

[Genaro490]

Im mexican and im not offended

[435Domo]

click 0:02!! hehehe

[FishingGirl21]

why do moms overreact more than dads? :D

[SerbianMachoMan]

Commercials on YouTube?!

WTF!!!???

[mrsmileyface543211]

THATS NOT RACIST.

THATS JUST FUNNY. xD

[goody6shos]

I had a sickness failure while watching this video. I have a terrible cough and I think I'm coming down with a cold. ANYWAYS. I was laughing so hard when it came to the "Theirs a fingur theirs a fingure theirs a fingure theirs a fingure, theirs a nipple oh just missed my nipple just barley" I burst into a coughing fit. Danny, I love your videos. :D XDDD

[TheROFLTRAINDUDE2456]

@goody6shos the same exact thing happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....***cough cough***

[goody6shos]

@TheROFLTRAINDUDE2456 OH YEAH! ;D that was awhile ago so I can laugh and not die XD

[TheROFLTRAINDUDE2456]

You should make a video on why people are just plain stupid. I bet that'll be HILARIOUS!!!!! :D

[hel0m0t0]

mexicans actually dont eat that many beans...i always thought they did but my sister's boyfriend is mexican and he says they dont. unless he's lying, which i would believe because im pretty sure he's a spy

[charmgirl97]

Oh my god dude I almost DIED from laughter! :D

[jerez1998]

Your Videos Are Lame!! they Are Nott Funny And theyre Just Stupidd They Dont Make Sence!!

[OljaaVuckovic]

He is ugly.

[Jess153434]

@OljaaVuckovic And as are you, faggity ann

[BalkanKemal]

Beans= PASULJ! ;D

[Infiltrator721]

this is going to seem weird.

you should do a video on why we sometimes take nasty shits.

[ProfessionalPersian]

"There finger, theres finger, theres finger, theres pinky finger, thers niple, oh god i just missed my niple, just barely" LMao soo funny

[xHOORNIExhotdog]

Ahh yeah just jet hoorni with your vid

[schalkblah]

you should do one about best friends and why we love them so i can send it to muhhh friends!!!

[ssbfflas]

bahaha.! your funny you should do a video on why u make people laugh soo much.! hahaha or butterflies.! LOL

[honey67589]

i paused at 1:09 lol it was hilarious

[bole316]

TWO WORDS:U picku materinu!

[KSpiljak]

@bole316 its three word actually but nm

[RastaGamiing]

@KSpiljak "U" is not a word! lol

[nikklas1234]

hey danny! make a video about yoursecret to being funny. . . .please?

[bbc2junkie]

LOL



[EverlastingStupid]

god i thought he was naked the video untill 1:25 where you can slightly see something white fabric of some kind O: was so dissapointed, na jks but srsly thought he was naked

[VolxeroVEVO]

How to be rude like you!?! #LOL

[StefanTheSerb]

Danny doesn't look like Jim Carey. Jim Carey looks like Danny. #WIN

[bubbabc123]

Haha theres my nipple just missed it just barly

[cheyycatastrophe]

Gotta love this guy!

[karah0bug]

0:11 - HEE HAW

[callen937]

he doesnt remind me of jim carey.. jim carey reminds me of him.

[ryanrockstar14]

DUDES JIM CAREY MIXED WITH STEVE CAROL HAHA

[marhst1]

Hahaha i laughed soo hard at the end

Theres nipple lol

[emobunnyanimegirl]

i did hefalumpman

[TheXboxPlayer99]

pause at 00:26

[Hefalumpman]

Lol, who else notices at 1:44 he calls his hand an asshole for slapping his chest?

[Debanhiruth]

Hello mr Danny I think pigeons are extremely Weired so could u make a vidio on pigeons

[uabaseballbuck9]

Chipotle! Is the best I was eating one while watching this

[xxoliviathebest12xx]

do a video on what you like to eat about food!! :D

[5trpl0xer]

rofl XDD make a video about food and ur hungry but u dont have food to eat xD

[Whiskie11]

61 People got slapped by a bag of beans

[laNatheoDD]

Was he in the tub?