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  • Haha lol boy is he in trouble!!

  • 666 comments?!

    *posts*

    Phew...

  • THIS HAS GONE LONG ENOUGH!!!

    Sorry for that, but I would finally want to break through with some facts:

    This awesome, not gay, algebra teacher [Mr. Hansen] IS 6 FOOT 9 peps, so he can perfectly reach this, guessing 7 foot rim.

    And this is a school 'commercial' for the annual Us v. Them game in that middle school, in which the students go against the teachers (So you other guys can use as an option to gain cash in you school. Always a success!)

    Again, sorry if any were alarmed in the caps...

  • yay now the pupils can touch the rim

  • he's big, fat, and pulled down on a middle school rim, what did he expect?

  • what is the name of the song that starts at 0:00?

  • I bet the teacher shit his pants when the principle of the school came into the gym

  • That Backboard Cost More Than His Salary

  • wow teacher is gay look at him sucking all those dicks wtf is wrong with u

  • 6ft 9in maths teacher? hahahaha

  • made in China

  • a coach that doesn't know the difference between standard and breakaway... awesome

  • Either the guy is 7 foot, or the hoop is.

  • thats comming out of ur paycheck

  • Would be cooler on a ten foot rim

  • fake

    

  • They Hoop couldn't take his weight

  • "looks like were playin halfcourt this season"

  • travelling

  • Except for the first track, they are all by 2 Unlimited 0:20 Workaholic, 0:37 Twilight Zone 1:06 Get Ready for this. The Remix is "UNLIMITED MEGAJAM". Can be found here on youtube.

  • That doesnt look even close to being ten feet

  • @FoundThatSOB that guy is 6,9

  • that doesnt look lik ten feet

  • @Jaxattaxify well it says he's 6'9

  • what's the name of the song that plays from 0:00 2 0:37 and who made it???

  • don't blame him. those are fake 950 $!!

  • yea hes the coolest teacher thus far

  • I go to that school

  • thats my teacherrr!go mr.hansen!!!

  • That was my math teacher Wooot

  • lol was that hoop at 8 ft?

  • @JasonNepster he's 6'9'' so it looks a lot smaller

  • this is great!!

  • that's gotta come out off his pay.. :)

  • heylo @bigjayhansen, I am working hard to increase my jump by going through the exercise course that's over at "50-inch-vertical(dot)com" - and right now got like past 9-10 ins thus far and yet I'm only a bit away from jumping high enough to dunk the ball with ease. It is really my first half of the month thus far, any specific advices?

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  • the same thing happened at my elementary school.... the assistant gym teacher was suddenly gone after that lol

  • it's a geometry lesson! the hoop used to be parallel to the floor, and now it's perpendicular :)

  • alternate pressing 1 and 0 to learn to dance

  • Press 5!

  • give a white man a girls ball and suddenly he becomes dwight howard.

  • MMMMMORTAL COMBAT!!!!!

  • HACKENSACK MIDDLE!

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  • dude that hoop is like @ 6 feeet

  • @aznzero327 It's the "White Man CAN Jump" version.

  • middle school backboards arent made sturdy, cuz they dont expect anyone will dunk on them

  • there was no box what a beaner school

  • yeah that hoop is probably 9ft still cool tho haha

  • name of the song at 1:08?

  • lol mr hansen... my old algebra teacher... way to go mr hansen!!

  • #winning

  • LOL

  • of course it goin 2 break its not a break away rim

  • hey thats what you get for havin the rim bolted to the glass

  • what is the name of the song that starts at 0:37?

  • @vaz1231 The Twlight Zone.

  • @vaz1231 the mortal kombat theme lol

  • @vaz1231 Twilight zone

  • @vaz1231

    Pretty sure it's the Mortal Combat theme song remixed.

  • @vaz1231 some very lame remake of mortal kombat.... if you listen good it has the same keyboard soundtrack but it misses some sounds

  • @vaz1231 2 unlimited twilight zone

    cheers

  • @vaz1231

    Mortal Kombat!

  • the rim didnt have springs 

  • thats a weak dunk how did it break?

  • @OptimusPrime571 the rim didnt have springs

  • the principle walk in... he says ok i know what your thinking but i swear i found i like this

  • Plx the name of song ;p

  • Superintendent : "Sorry, we can't afford to pay you this year."

  • They bought that backboard at a lemonade stand.. You get what you by for:)

  • cringe that he makes after the dunk... priceless

  • i justnoticed that too that rim isnt supposed to be dunked on then held on to anyone could break it

  • i justnoticed that too that rim isnt supposed to me dunked on then held on to anyone could break it

  • stupid

  • Fake

  • Plain stupidity. Can't he see its not a breakaway board!

  • he is like 7 1

    

  • This isn't a good way to relive your stress

  • now i'm scared to dunk in my school..

  • Its a middle school, They probably didnt expect kids to be dunking on it?

  • its a middle school rim they probably didnt expect kids dumking on it?

  • wlee duh, it was gonna break any way, the rim was bolted on the glass

  • He is fired 4 sure LoL

  • I think that debates regarding rim heights will go on on Youtube after the doomsday!

  • that rim is 10 ft you morons

  • holy **** that is sick! hey bigjayhansen, can you honestly dunk? You'll definitely want to check this out - 50inch vertical[dot]com

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  • its obviously shorter than 10 feet

  • "There'll be no basketball team this year kids"

  • @TheAnnotatist hahahah lmao...!

  • @TheAnnotatist when does he say that? o.o

  • @nowayitsjordan he never did say that.. just watch him say that

  • @DatLilAzn i watched and he didnt say a damn thing.

  • @nowayitsjordan maybe i didnt say it clear enough for you, just watch him say that to his students whenever their basketball season starts LATER ON, not in the video its a fuckin joke that youre too stupid to understand

  • @DatLilAzn well if it WAS a joke its supposed to be funny.

  • @DatLilAzn also it was in quotes and its impossible to quote something thats going to happen in the future

  • Well done!!!

  • Clearly no more than a 8 foot rim. If you're gona mess about and dunk on a lower rim, respect the game and DONT HANG ON IT as tbh, there really isnt any point. Now go and tell the others they cant play on the hoop for awhile, bet they'll be well impressed...

  • Thats one tall ass teacher!

  • lol he knew how to throw down atleast he wasnt a nerdy math teacher.

  • anybody other than bigjayhansen tested out the nba workout course for dunking and shooting? Even players like Gilert Arenas have made use of this training. If you don't know what I'm saying,, just take a look yourself "50inch vertical (dot) com"

    Middle School Teacher Breaks Backboard hiwamvcwmcqtsaiidwa wmbxbgwtleqam #bigjayhansen

  • wow that teacher must fat..... LAMO

  • at 47 seconds pause. look at his head in comparison to the bottom of the glass. if he reached up from a standing position, he could probably touch the backboard with out jumping. that's one scary teacher. hahah

  • Cheap music, pointless video ...

  • @berserkmon .. Its 10ft..

  • middle school rims aren't 10 feet its only 8 feet

  • @berserkmon Don't ever speak again. That was one of the dumbest comments I've ever seen on Youtube..

  • @berserkmon middle school nets are 10 feet infact even some elementary school

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  • thats my math teacher :D lol

  • bigjayhansen, wow that's sickkk. this is spurting from a guy who s 5 5 but can dunk with EASE. I used the training program at "50inch vertical (dot) com" and gained over 15 ins on my jump.

  • students about to get owned

  • he way taller than 6'9

  • bigjayhansen yo, I increased past 13 inches on my jump by finishing the training program at 50inch vertical[dot]com. now being being shorter than everyone else is the least thing I have to worry about in a game finally, lol

  • that basket is way too low haha he jumps like 2 feet high

  • @StreetballAttitude, the guy is 6'9. if he jumps 2 ft (24 in) off the ground he is going to be able to dunk it.

  • austin

    !!!!!!!

  • 12$ basketball? Must be pretty shitty balls.

  • whats the name of the songs playin in the video?? please tell me..:)

  • OMG HOW SHLD HE GOING TO PAY?

  • wats the name of the first song???

  • what was the middle school called? I remember playing a game there, but whats it called? Its in the state of PA right?

  • bigjayhansen I'm only 5 6 and I dunk nonstop. I m in my school's team and my dunking impresses the crowd (the girls haha). It was seriously extremely simple, I just followed the unique workout over at | 50 inch vertical [dot] com | - I m sure you can probably do it too

    Middle School Teacher Breaks Backboard

  • bigjayhansen Play basketball? Then you have to take a look at - | 50 inch vertical [dot] com |. You must take a look! I m 5 10 and started dunking just after 4 weeks of the training!

    Middle School Teacher Breaks Backboard

  • So my boy bigjayhansen finally told me how he started dunking, he s shorter than me, he s only 5 6 but leaps over 9 inches higher! What he followed the workout over at | 50 inch vertical [dot] com | and gained over 14 inches in his vertical jump!

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  • idiot!

  • bigjayhansen do you play basketball? you need to see this - 50inch vertical[dot]com. it s highly recommended! I m 5 10 and started dunking quickly after 2 months of the training!

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  • haha his face shows me ... : "SHIT!.. What am i gonna do? that cost $950!"

  • Stupid dude

  • Teachers are still lame.

  • You can't really hang on those type of rims without causing damage so its not that impressive but still interesting to watch.

  • your so fuckin stupid its hilarious! :)

  • ll when i dunk i barley even make the rim shake lol i make it shake more when i shoot 3s

  • Was that a travel?

  • it actualy wasnt, when you do a shoot like that your aloud to have steps.

  • yes its traveling he takes 3 steps

  • whats the song??XD please tell meXDXD

  • The rim looked like a straigt bolt on without the shock asorber thats prob why it broke, that was the first dunk on that rim in the schools history.

  • Either he is taller than 6' 9" or that rim is shorter than 10 ft.

  • @24ChappyCHS Yeah that rim does look pretty short

  • @24ChappyCHS nah hes nearly 7ft u can dunk on 10ft if ure bout 6ft i wuld say

  • @blk23freerunner more like 6 3 without special hops

  • @24ChappyCHS how do you figure

  • @24ChappyCHS i think hes 7 1

  • @TheBrownBaller1 then why be a teacher if your that tall

  • @24ChappyCHS the hoop was 10 feet and he is 6'9...hes my algebra teacher now

  • mcdonald's win

  • HAHA COMIN OUT YOUR PAY CHECK BUDDY LOL

  • No way thats 10 feet...and not a breakaway rim

  • Badass math teacher!

  • What's the name of the song at the end?

    :)

  • too fat he is like"oh shit"

  • PM me the song name

  • Wuz iz fat ass wat pulled hit down!

  • jr high rims are 10ft dumby

  • I don't know where you grew up, but I ref games part time for 8-10 year olds who play on 10 foot rims.

  • Fired!

  • i dont think thats a 10 foot hoop or he just hella tall haha

  • According to the description, he's 6'9, I think that qualifies as "hella tall".

  • thats coming out of someones paycheck :D

  • taxes. lol

  • my agriscience teacher is 7 feet tall no joke

  • and he dunks

  • White Chocolate Thunder

  • He took it down like man should. Yea it wasn't a break-away but theres usually no reason to spend more money for a middle school. (If it ain't broke, don't fix it type of thing) Happens on break-aways too.

    I think every person that can dunk secretly wishes for an event like this.

  • i could have made a better hoop in my garage

  • hoop from 1962

  • love the micheal myers in that

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  • That's what your cheap ass school gets for not having breakaways. It is the 21st century lol

  • @MeechiganBoy haha for realz tho, but then again how many middle schoolers are dunkinng, probably seemed like a waste of money to the school board

  • yo thats my math teacher Mr.Hansen

  • what is that beautiful song

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  • That's wat up mr. Hansen hms !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • thats one of the cheap rims is why he broke it that rim didnt have springs and didnt fold at all.

  • the rim is 10ft, he probably has a 8ft 9 - 9ft reach, because he is 6'9

  • Hackensack Middle School!!! I remember that in 6th grade...