How To Wash Yourself

[TheyreInTheHouse]

I can't believe you to this for us. your awesome :P

[Lalalalalaness]

belimia for the win

[Jcm9991]

This is very stimulating to my hate glands.

[Jrgnj15]

i hope for your sake you're not really married........

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

@Jrgnj15 he WAS.

[jvx358]

I think he's already mental

[Buymesomeicecream]

D: divorced onision makes icecream saaaaad.



[Sasorilover87]

It's your birthday, happy birthday. We have come to celebrate you...

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

@Sasorilover87 :3

[YAFsLuverBoy]

I lost what few remaining brain cells I had watching this

[Poet0fDarkness666]

am i the only one who kinda wished his butt wasnt censored??O_o

[midgetgem241]

phahahahahahahahahahaha :') this guy is awesome!!!!!

[ImDramaQn]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[BPMorais24]

Why do people like retarded videos? seriously...

[Drakenrider]

he's possossed

[Schubijak]

I miss the old Onision D:

[niaya12]

he'smarried?how old are they?

[Muffins1222]

@niaya12 He got Divorced :(

[dancetothebest]

am i the only one that went around my house like a slug to make my mom scared.?

[kakawkaization]

Oh my GOD this So Awesome

[RealSmiller]

Wtf

[codybird1]

what the fuck.

[TheRockyCrowe]

TH>>>>>FUCKK????

XD oh my bAlls how does his wife handle this everyday?? Lol

[Screamersammy]

This is before you started using filters, you have gorgeous eyes

[DeathOrEnvy]

... are u gitting HIGH!?!?!

[crazydrummergirl161]

Like a sluggy slug

[LiaMarie27]

my best mate was watching this with me. she slowly turned to me and said:

"We have got to do this"

I think i should be very scared...

[lolitatiger]

210 people dont march in the dark.

[ErinAshlei]

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tiger123655]

Listen to the music at 3:02, sound familiar? I'll give you a hint...... IT'S THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG! XD

[Cammydgaf]

3:03 also a good way to dry off . . .

[AdorableDEMON1]

onision is the perfect example of the weird part of youtube.

[jesusandmarker]

OMG!!!!!!! Another hilarious video Onision!! Loved it :D

[teddybear0698]

"Omigod she would hate me doing this which is why im gonna mop it up andnot tell her! :)"

[DagzingGirl]

@teddybear0698 Its "Towel it up" you may want to re do the comment in order to get top

[teddybear0698]

@DagzingGirl well then... i wasnt trying to get top. but anyways... somebodys feeling grumpy!

[DagzingGirl]

@teddybear0698 Im not grumpy i was just trying to help :D

No really. I was trying to help. XD

[teddybear0698]

"We have to slug around on our carpet like a slug, slugingly slugging along.

[Assassinboy36]

1:44 to 1:47 best moment ever

[TheEcho1959]

she's going to be PISSED

[poniesloveme97]

is he really married?

[JenniferMarieHugg]

@poniesloveme97 Not anymore, but then...Yes.

[TheAwesomeBatman]

didnt this used to be called like a slug?

[TKGoat]

@TheAwesomeBatman Yea it confused me too lol

[AKx4]

She's gonna be PYI *CENSORED* SSED!

[thrice302]

@AKx4 you like this gay ass video you fag p.s.....fuck pearl jam go THRICE nigga

[TheAwesomeBatman]

@thrice302 if u think this video is stupid then why r u taking time out of ur day to comment about ur hate? somebody doesn't have a life..

[AhrenWood]

Your Mama knows about these videos? I hope Not

[emilyieatcookiesbilo]

1:44 scared me

[456iluvu]

this reminds me of fred... but in a gross way lol

[lopla223]

ur funny

[54545flipperdipper]

You look like the guy from "A Clockwork Orange" yes just like Alex

[OhhThatAshleyChick]

omfg

[gorlickimariola706]

wearing ur wifes stuf ftotsllly awesome and great b-day!!!!!! and aaaaaa why r u torturing urself? on ur birthday?

[gorlickimariola706]

wearing ur wifes stuf ftotsllly awesome and great b-day!!!!!!1

[caroline3tears1]

I wanted to see your butt......

[keikokitty189]

I laughed like a donkey at this and my friend looked at me like (O_O)...I hope you're happy.

[LucasCAPS]

It sounded like "slut" twice.

[123TheKaitlyn]

he was married?? i didn't know that

[liizzzieify]

SO FUCKING FUNNY!

[rosterbooster234]

i feel special now yay

[MissSydneyJayne]

this is just a nother fred phase :3

[cookiemonster071992]

3:01 thats how you end up in a diffrent dimention D:

[cookiemonster071992]

this is the shower song without the music

[boogabear805]

i did the slug being salted thing

[Anonymous2051]

How high are you when you make these videos?

[TheAmimies]

I see why they got divorced now

[Izlandzadi14]

You censored pissed?

[vampcullenchick]

.... what the fuck.

[MonsterMusic7901]

i was eating cereal while watching this....... here some advice don't eat your cereal while watching this cause i almost gaged while he was gaging

[PunkMetalScreamoFTW]

Like a slug, sluggingly slugging along

[StfuWanka]

I like to act like a salted slug when I'm bored :D

[3892098]

His hair is cool.

[LalalaErikasWorld]

Howdydoodie! :D

[jazztiaamber]

March march march ITS DARK ITS DARK ITS DARK D: march march march march :D

[RabuneHino2]

Like a slug=the new Like a Boss

[thornwitchgirl]

omg this is the most funniest video EVEERRRRRRRRR

[BomberMethod]

like if u sang happy birthday when he was being salted

[nintendoboy157]

u look like u had a seizure when u got salted :)

[Katie1996613]

okay u are very very VERY odd.... lol but since ur funny im subscribing 2u :D

[mskonrad1999]

how old is this guy coz he says his married

[YUNOSMARTLIKEME]

He has the most beautiful eyes. And i''m not even gay.

[mskonrad1999]

@YUNOSMARTLIKEME yes you are

[YUNOSMARTLIKEME]

@mskonrad1999 Well constructed retort, bro.

[wolfkelsey1]

.... ima try this.

[eminemismyloverrawr]

make up tutorials? no.. slug tutorials? yes. :D

[shortypogs]

i like you banana slug man

[geeblack09]

okay dhu yhu have mental issues or dhu i jst need to take u to theraphy ohhh i kno...........yhu ust 2 get bullied when yhu were a child sooo u take it out on children well jst mii opinion see yah crazy this has been a messae from bananas.2 bye-bbye

[OwOcookiez]

@geeblack09 ummm he doesn't hes just normally weird and yhu? I'm a grammar Nazi sorry!

[Paramore4143]

Now do the "Like A Boss" version :D

[PlusAcid]

204 people dont like slugs...

[Seapony1219]

<3 i love ur eyes :] <3

[nani18h]

get ur bathtub fix ;)

[TheChocolatecola]

march march march its dark its dack its dark march march march lol xD

[teresaherro]

i tried this.......lolz

[XxxmoziexxX]

opps i mean....LOLZ! 2:27

[XxxmoziexxX]

LOLZ! 2:39



[XxxmoziexxX]

LOLZ! 2:39



[XxxmoziexxX]

LOLZ! 2:39

[PandaMistress81]

best hubby in the world! :D

[DARE2B3DIFFERENT]

ewwwie; he made himself throw up :LLLL

still hilarios 0.o

[DEADREVOLV3R]

How the fuck can this guy live with himself!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beutifulsoul13]

i smell stinky...<3 i love that

[RebelbabyAngelCheree]

Um



[Rave2DaGrave1]

i was eating... thank you

[TheChocolatecola]

i dont think slugs have shells

[camgirl611]

was he throwing up?

[evankwood]

but this is very entertaining

[evankwood]

this guy may have hit up a few too many raves... just a thought

[juliaDplur]

for the salted part, the birthday song was in the background :)

[TheDramagurl01]

his eyes where RED!

[AllTimeZelda]

ewww i slimmed on my arm, like a slug :D :D :D

[shadowpuppyadspongy]

ewwwwwww! i slimed on my arm...LIKE A SLUG!

[75egcg]

Pee wee herman had a kid

[requiemforkate]

You know what's awesome? My mom came in when I was pretending to be a slug and now I have to see a psychiatrist. hahahah

[EnsChick66]

"i smell stinky" LMAO!! XD like sluggy slug slug lol "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME" LMAO!!! So funnny

[CrOc3H]

disgusting

[rageclan111]

LIKE A SLIGING SLUGGLY SLUGY SLUG BEING SALTED ARGHGHGHGHGG!!!!!!!

[rageclan111]

LIKE A SLUGGLY SLUG SLUG SLUG BEING SALTED ARGHGHGHGHGG!!!!!!!

[EnsChick66]

LMAO!

[SISSYPOO101]

ya my mom decided to come in during 1:31-1:45

[MRSBeautiful123abc]

YAY WEIRDNESS!!!

[MRSBeautiful123abc]

i like cold cold showers for some reason :)

[TheSapphire2010]

Now you gotta go to the bath- SOCKS!

[TheSapphire2010]

Your so weird..........YAY!!!!!!

[MyFaveColorIsRedLol]

3:03 RAVVVVE!!!!!!!!!

[Epsilon3G]

haha i cant stop laughing

[newtard95]

Thank you Onision for making me smile when all I wanna do is cry. (: ♥

[theyoungnooblet]

hes high...

[BrittanyJeane]

This my fav video everrrrr :))))

[timberwolf13xoxo]

wow. haha i freakin love your videos! they make me smile when my life sucks!!!! :D

[nevershoutkayxx]

Now you gotta go to your bath--SOCKS. xD

[bigjoe777]

...mentor of fr3d....onision

[westerceyblock]

what happen to this onision

[beutifulsoul13]

lol the song in the back ground is he "happy birthday song"

[henryscore]

hero junk fuck !!

[blown1up1the1mouse]

hes grouse? :L

[carrieharsh]

ninja very bad discise

[Nightowl1591]

Notice he used his birthday song when he was being salted because he uploaded on his birthday :3

[spicyomlet101]

i so did that on the floor

[omgwtfjake1]

your eyes are a bit red there... got something to tell us? is that why your acting like this

[lolzhii123]

LOL

[xXZach23LegendXx]

1:18 THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[staywithme2495]

like a sluggy slug <3

[haileyscomet1017]

1:54 <3

[instentvideo20]

by her,i meen my mom

[instentvideo20]

ooh,i was in a mental institution before i watch this.and after i watched this i acted like a slug in front of her,and she said sweety..did you take your pills,i just laughed. And now i think i'm gonna see my old freind burny again! WooHoo

[kkdoodle7]

HE HAS A WIFE  O.O

[DownToEarth221]

onision, i watched this yesterday and my mom walked in and she said "i think its about time u c a theripist" T.T

[OMGshutup13]

You look posessed.

[catya244]

borring fred is funnyer borred!!!!!!!!!111

[AlexanderHeights94]

your wife must really freaking love you if you're slugging on the carpet!!:D

[RepNuffSaidTar]

I just love the way you say "slug".

[unknownuser109]

perfect combination of fred and shanedawson

[dallasvanity]

2:59 to 3:18 my mom walked in and said: ok we really need to get you some help

[Pixiegirlie188]

LMFAO!!!! XD

[AMM13232]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperSenSPro]

1:35~ 1:42 its disgusting :S But its fun too :P

[vikki7896]

"then slide out like a sluggie slug" awee i lol'd so hard

[EpiclyEpicEpicness]

I'm sorry, how old are you?

[TheUyouWant2be]

@EpiclyEpicEpicness how old are YOU?! O.O too old to have fun? hes creative

[LalalaErikasWorld]

i saw your tummy :D

[666ViiMarieTess666]

o.o dude.... lmao

[SamXtheXFanpire]

"like a slug" XD omg so cute

[shellyreal]

1:46

its ok because you'll learn to groom yourself wen you make the groom song ^^

[jukka2311]

Like a Sluggy Slug.

[OneAndLonley1]

is he high?

[TheAmimies]

him gagging made me gag

[goldzaki1]

wow on 3:00 he freaked me out

[TripleKekkon]

-Le scrolling down- -sees spider on a thumbnail of one of Onision's vids- -shits herself-

[ajajimenez2014]

cocaine is a hell of a drug...

[smizsmaz86]

he was married?!

[UnholyMexican]

Do you have like...mental retardation? :')

[cupcakekitty05]

2 days before my bday :D

[girlsc8te]

had me as a friend if at 3 13 if u think ultimate freak out dance and thumps up subscribe mans and girls

[Mithez]

You have the same birthday as my cat!

[EPICnonsence]

THE MORE WE KNOW CX

[0MGH3LL0KiTTY]

Thanks alot Onision , My mom put me in a mental institution . O_O