Russian Poop Joke - John Ramsey

[Kanfich]

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[BrounWright]

Mr. John Ramsey, thank you for trying to save comedy. You are so super funny.

[h4loplaya]

Lol that was good!

[leavened]

I Moscow and show this video to all my friends.

[orka16605]

@leavened LMAO!!!

[DeepNYCHouse]

Garbage

[2057370]

@DeepNYCHouse 'Garbage'? let's see how you can do better, internet tough guy.

[NorthernWave]

awesome

[anduin1]

Must love Reddit with all that lame punnage

[drivnbydeath]

punny.

[biuku]

Witty.

[helloppl438]

This guy is a major Redditor i bet lol

[kgbstalin]

The audience is retarded. They probably only got the last pun he made.

[jabbarman04]

TOO MUCH PUN TO HANDLE

[rawssremix]

Haha you are amazing!

[ExitMusic720]

In Soviet Russia, PUNS MAKE YOU!!!

[SiriusBlackAttack19]

I've listened to this at least 20 times today. I love this.

[Circulatoryful]

Oh, god, my life flashed before my eyes. I'm in pun heaven.

[ninjajesus81]

That was pretty genius.

[bigboylive2008]

I rarely like videos, those puns were fan-fucking-tastic.

[DawnOfDudes]

You are arrested for making to many punny jokes!

Await your punishment!

[AlephNullMore]

This is probably the greatest mindsex I've ever had.

[TheNameGiver1]

It's... It's beautiful...

[Hatak459]

This guy is good.

[MrFear2252]

Here it goes: Rushin/Trotskey's/Stallin's/Li­nnens/Putin/Skin Marx/Stroicha/Cosmonot/USSR/SO­BEIT

[GlassCheerios]

@MrFear2252 soviet*

[JungleScene]

sgrrsh26 from Reddit sent me here.

[warriorchick97]

I must give reddit a hug for showing this guy to me

[FartyArdvaark]

WE NEED A PUNYATA!!

[hbah427]

SO MANY PUNS!

[lost2darkness]

Oh.. yes.. This was hysterical.

[jpoolerdom]

Gee, I wonder why the reddit crowd likes this guy.

Note: I'm in the reddit crowd, and I do kinda like this guy.

[FictionWeLiveIn]

You, are a funny man.

[thedeadflag]

Incredible puns ftw!

[tezropunkel]

Russian here. The words he's using does not even apply to the jokes right. Sorry...

[Blades2002]

@tezropunkel In Soviet Russia, they no get joke

[Blades2002]

@tezropunkel Oblivious Russian is oblivious

[skillphiliac]

@tezropunkel YOU DON'T EVEN APPLY

[rjcripe]

@tezropunkel ... they are called puns.

[xipheonj]

@tezropunkel That's actually the point.

[samsaz7]

Awesome!

[eatmarth]

THAT WAS THE GREATEST STRING OF PUNS EVER!

[DeJahzh]

BRILLANT

[wassup9]

"oh, you must be bolsheviking me!"

"oh, no i am cosmo-naut!"

clever stuff, that.

[Charsept]

mind == blown

[AozoraFai]

I laughed so hard. I had to go and show this to to my mother, we're both Russian emigres.

[iamspid3rman]

Uhmm this guy is awesome, thank you Youtube.

[HikaruNagasumi]

уёба

[cardplay2]

hehe punny

[Bugman82]

31 people ruined their linens while hearing this joke :(

[crazymcfobo]

Pun city, here I come!

[johnramseycomedy]

Punama City, Florida; Pundon, England. Those are just the first two I thought of. I'm amazing.

[LazyNoJutsu]

@johnramseycomedy Punsacola, Florida

[bandiit17]

@johnramseycomedy you are amazing.

[JungleScene]

@crazymcfobo Reddit will love this

[fellcar]

уёба!

[kenjina86]

: D

[LiftYourSkinnyFist]

Chef Gordon Ramsey > poop jokes.

Clever. But he's no Chef Gordon.

[LawsonComedy]

insanely well crafted joke.

[CrucifixionxX]

good stuff keep it icoming

[tessaRAiNBOW]

Love it

[Aylali]

22 people are russian. :D

[OmgTaylorIsSoCool]

21 people are not intelligent.

[zoomustard]

Sounds like a routine my niece would come home from junior high and tell.

[EddieBrockVenom]

.... lol

[Caeseur]

meh

[morkhan]

I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't.

[SkepsisDub]

this guy is not funny but he made me laugh so hard...

[Hemulen40]

No shit ?

[hula1994]

that was brilliant

[DontBlameDaHost]

in soviet russia, poop's joke you

[AkhilesBoy]

@DontBlameDaHost i knew it that some one had to say this, stupid RWJ fans....

[killerwhale12120808]

@AkhilesBoy idiot, the soviet russia joke didn't start from RWJ!!! he didn't create it, he just used it in one of his videos. it doesn't mean that DaHost posted that comment because of RWJ so fuck off

[gordon05nascar]

this joke is only funny to immature smart people...soo no one

[HigherPlanes]

@gordon05nascar I found it hilarious. I hope I'm not the only smart immature person alive.

[CrazyCanine2001]

@gordon05nascar no one you know at least

[shboul]

really...

[fullmetalgaara2]

I'm going to be honest, I didn't get the Trotsky (?) one or the egg one at all, but everything else was hilarious. Are all his jokes like this?

[Siireon]

eh... .

[jaxxfilms]

hahahahaha pretty good pretty good

[ABONESR]

do we have to fucking think in order to laugh??

[ph3rr3r0]

@ABONESR

theyre called puns

[rymar151]

YES!

[Atomduck]

By far some of the best puns I've heard in this lifetime.

[JustinBieberMustDie2]

this video dissapoints me :[

[xbdayx]

@JustinBieberMustDie2 nice username lol

[jasiothemity]

That was awesome, but your audience petered out because they're kind of stupid.

[JahaysusKahrist]

This is comedy gold sprinkled with diamonds!!!!

[chargamer]

lol

[NinjaOfWar]

Awesome

[AxmxZ]

groan

[psythefry]

LOl nice

[banido]

In Soviet Russia, joke poops you.

[Epicureanparadox]

AHAHAHHAHA... very nice

[kingi0]

Nabokovian brilliance!

[Idva]

There's no way I would be able to remember all that! Nice work, and very funny!!

[fsfer]

awesome.

[Wafflelactic]

that was awesome, just studied the russian revolution so i actually understood :D

[fatjacob]

WOW, that was very intricate. Highbrow poop joke. Good shit, John.

[milliradian]

If you're Chinese when you go into the bathroom, and you're Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

[MobileMedical]

@milliradian what?

[milliradian]

@MobileMedical European!

[Cuirras]

@milliradian is this some kind of retarded question ?

The kids who ride the short bus shouldnt be allowed to visit youtube cuz they'll see some stuff here and when they hear "Do not try this at home" will probably be " Do this on your own RIGHT now" for them. So go to your RTD teacher and say you made a mistake and youll never do it again , and do not put the circle in the square mold.

[milliradian]

@Cuirras just cause something goes over your head doesn't mean you have to be a megasuperdoucharouni about it.

[Cuirras]

@milliradian "megasuperdoucharouni" is that some word that you retarded kids use ? like i said, do not go to youtube its forbiden for kids like you, go play with the legos in your clinic !

[milliradian]

@Cuirras just trying to be civil, guy. you are definitely a douche nozzle. Look you can talk all the shit you want about other people but at the end of the day you will still be malcontent. Poor baby, want me to call the waaaaambulance?

[keithgreene79]

@milliradian Your comment is magnificent . . . but I'm juvenile so my opinion really doesn't count for anything

[crazyitalian521]

@milliradian Your a Peein' HAHA stfu

[LEFT4BASS]

@milliradian Conceived

[hpimbert]

@milliradian and the answer is?

[Pwnycock]

@milliradian Ur a peein (European)

[Darusame]

@milliradian Chinese-Canadian.

[Buhnanah]

@milliradian I dont get it.

[masterofunicycles]

European.

[Folcation]

@milliradian chinadian

[PSNgregiskool]

@milliradian hawaiian or Alaskan.

[nickdeln]

@milliradian Chinadian

[theinfinitemobius]

@milliradian european

[hellogoodbyemyluv]

@milliradian what

[yellowman88]

that was a good one.

[yellowman88]

lol

[BwSeven]

bet 3/4 of people who see this wont understand, but are gonna act like they do..

I dnt... yet.

[isillybum]

@BwSeven Stalin and Lenins are people..he pronounced them in a different way so they go with the flow of the joke like Bolsheviking me..Bull shitting me....You need to know some history for this

[BwSeven]

@isillybum Really he pronounced them a different way?? NO WAY!!

I'm guessing you probably didn't fully understand the joke either, cuz instead of explaining something, you wrote just for the sake of not being quiet.

[SRagy]

@BwSeven Don't be an arse just because you're thick and need it explained to you like a child. He is making an elaborate poop joke using puns on names from Russian history. The puns are the joke. Here are some pointers: Trots (diarrhoea) - Trotsky Stalling - Stalin Linens - Lenin Pooting (farting) - Putin Lay a Fabergé egg - look up Nikolay II and Fabergé eggs Bullshitting - Bolshevik(ing) Pair of... - Perestroika I am not - (I am) cosmonaut You are - USSR So be it - Soviet

[fatmanlee7]

@SRagy Thank you for putting this up my god the joke seem much funnier. I didn't know what trots or lay a faberge egg was. Now i can enjoy thanks a lot.

[RRMMOBLEYY]

now that's a poop joke haha

[stealth45]

Nicely done

[xdopiex]

interesting...

[soccerdude349]

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