Worst plane flight ever!

[Infinite689]

I prefer to fly in first class for this exact reason

[xUKxPrOsHoCkZ]

im on that weird side of youtube again...

[florianderl]

Now I will be asking myself for the rest of the day ... how the fuck did I get to this?

[brkitdwn]

gross, funny, and tacky.. makes for a good commercial. lol

[azeranonim]

hahaahh

[dodgingdaniel]

this commercial must be from afghanistan

[Pvjinflight]

@dodgingdaniel and you must be from USA for such a useless comment.

[dodgingdaniel]

@Pvjinflight

Thank you for being a jackass

[Arkangeli7]

I would do the same thing if i was in that situation

[xr6lad]

Bit tacky for a cruise ship advert......

[plantedepied]

C'est dég et drôle à la fois

[xdmaniekxd]

HAHAHAHA XD

[howyoudoinralph]

I WOULD HAVE NEEDED A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF NARCOTICS NOT TO HAVE DONE THE SAME FUCKING THING!

[TacticalMonky]

It would be funny if he landed on that cruise ship that just crashed recently because the captain was texting,

[GemuNoArtuSuki]

ahhaahahhahaahh XD 

[Thewolf100000]

HAHAHAHAHaHaHa!!!!! XD

[DJXONE23]

PRINCESS KYTES FART 4 THE WIN !!!!!!!!!!!

[hwei87]

0:28 WTF is that sperm WTH?

[Hobomedic]

@hwei87 Buddy if your splooge looks like 0:28 i'd get that checked out.

[LoganTheSimGuy]

@K0nst4nt1n96 actually you can. An alarm ford off in the cabin signaling depressurization and open door.

[Dany9823]

Best part : "ATCHIM Brerrarah"

[LeeClaxton]

guten abend

[K0nst4nt1n96]

lol you cant open a door in flight

[323tiim]

Fucking disgusting.

[IndraEMC]

The moral message is "Don't travel by airplane, but by ship"

[Oshyrath]

Actually, the worst plane flight took place during 9/11.

[genenco1]

Now (To me) it would have been hilarious if the kid had also been sucked out and the guy lands in the pool and the kid down the smokestack!

[FamilyHaynes]

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[yurrri1978]

Если фобии, да еще с такой бурной фантазией то лечится надо а не по курортам ездить:)

[rifky07101]

He forgot he's luggage before he bail out from the plane LOL!!!!

[FSX318Heavy]

Next clip him falling hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEhHEHE­HEHEHEHE

[emirules13]

wasn't quite wat i was expecting but heey:)

[ThomasRocks22]

lol 0:19

[pogpogcasino]

It's a far off topic when you compared luxury cruise liner to an ordinary passenger jet. Lol!

[Abbie777777]

LOL

[Senaku007]

hahahaha

[CraziestTheCanuck]

thats not a funny commercial at all

[taragruber22]

Omg, they managed to capture the experience I always have on flights. I once sat by a guy just like that who kept sneezing.

[GamingSuperBoy]

@ 0:43 ?

[jwm239]

...I guess flying's "snot" for him...

[Raiqe]

@jwm239 ahhahaha!

[MezzoPianiz]

buajajajjaaajajjaajjajajajajaa­

[spemux]

welcome to us airways

[ocbountyhunter]

ewwwwww gross lol

[joeugeda91]

Cruise ships are even worse than fucking planes

[libraladyish]

Uhggggg disgusting

[artem3845]

0:56

[artem3845]

0:57

[artem3845]

He open emergency exit...

[saidv8]

Ewww at 0:27.

[armyguy555x]

I'd stay in the toilet the whole flight, seriously. Maybe get some fapping done.

[vijaymicro1]

And then you end up at island of giglio

[afgrocks123]

Ok, i am a pilot, and i know that it is impossible to open the emergency, or an doors in-flight.. no, they don't lock them.. but the preasurization difference prevents the doors from opening..

[blink182freak182182]

@afgrocks123 Ok, its a commercial not a real video mr pilot

[afgrocks123]

@blink182freak182182 yeh, cuz normal ppl don't know anything about such stuff..

[joepatroni77]

@afgrocks123 Really Yamanashi? You're a pilot? Any idiot knows you cant open the doors in a pressurized vessel. Why do pilots always have to tell others they are pilots. People don't give a shit. Well, maybe other pilots do.

[afgrocks123]

@joepatroni77 heh,, i bet half the people who fly can't wait to get on a plane back, except those for example on this video who cant afford a business class.. being a pilot is amazing,, you dont sit in the office for 8 hours with a routine schedule..

[wes4569]

@afgrocks123 I am a CFI, and thats not exactly true, you might want to study a little bit more on the subject. Either way, this is simply a commercial so I don't care.

[afgrocks123]

@wes4569 yeh ok,, this is why commercials are swindles..

[JuliusIsMe]

@afgrocks123 How do you feel about the passengers? Poor things.

[ahmedtheking123]

fuck u

[MrSmemmings]

lol from mr bean to this....

[adamchoon]

@MrSmemmings ha ha ha ha

[catsinacid]

bit silly really as whilst airborne due to the differences in pressure the doors will not be able to open. this is because you need to pull the door towards you before opening it.

[presscamera]

The first time I have laughed since my son died 6 months ago

[xnightfriendx]

@presscamera what happened

[ouchh100]

@presscamera sorry about your son, i know how u feel

[torjekar]

this isn't fake

[AirCanada04]

Hey, they're Germans, What do you expect?



[M00chs]

@AirCanada04 I expected something funny, and it was. LOVE GERMANS :)))

[AirCanada04]

@M00chs I agree. :D

[M00chs]

@AirCanada04 ... hm otherwise its really ugly XDDD

[smoke10108]

that's low class for you

[a330ftw]

Lool welcome aboard united airlines... btw lufthansa's airlines is the best. Economy seats there are like first in united no lie...

[martapersefone]

@a330ftw Only partly true: they have some of the oldest 747-400 still in servive. Economy class there is not as nice: old seats, IFE is really bad - screen from early 70's in the ceiling just visible for a few. I flew Frankfurt-Newark this summer on one of those.

[neil73]

Yeah right. Sail across the Atlantic to Canada/America and back - wasting 7 days of your yearly 2 week holiday!

[hansomhughm2]

looks like a jet blue flight

[MotionInMotion1975]

Looks like a Delta flight

[concorde232]

lol that man that sneezed bogeys everywhere XD

[Physicspilot]

He got served on the ship like he paid...well shoot. Any pirates here?

[breadtacular]

Princess crotch fart? What?

[gamesDAMNED]

I knew I shouldn't have dropped that acid before I got on the flight.

[itsmeKyle13]

thats impossible. the door is closed by the preasure from outside. NO ONE could open it

[telemarker93]

@itsmeKyle13 Dude, you are the definition of the Anti-joke Chicken

[damo4576]

@itsmeKyle13 actually there is more pressure inside than out, hence the term explosive decompression, which is caused by pressurized air inside the aircraft being forced through holes in the fuselage. If your theory were true, a plane with a breached fuselage would implode in on itself.

[TheTruthHurtsYup]

@damo4576 Take a look at emergency exit doors, they first have to be pulled inside and then opened, pulling the door inside the cabin against the pressure inside relative to the outside pressure would take two gorillas to do.

[damo4576]

@TheTruthHurtsYup Oh yeh you're completely right, it would be quite a feat for one man to do, but I was correcting the comment about pressure being highest on the outside when it's the opposite, not too keen on trying to open an aircraft door in mid flight either just to test the theory, lol.

[anthony96281]

that happens to me everday :P

[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

0:33 Thought he was a terrorist O___o

[chocolova23]

*mumbles* stupid old kid scrtaches my face now its bleeding and i had to jump of because of him he screams like a lady i hope he doesn't rest in peace i want him to rest is misery!

[Postie218]

*sigh*, I've been on that flight.

[jackmuffin3103]

Crack up! XD

[YpsoCay22]

Don't you hate coach...LOL

[violaplayer456]

Ewww I was eating when I saw the guy sneeze

[XOBX360nROBLOXPWNER]

I would jump out too

[chocolova23]

that man made the plane shake, wiggle wiggle yeah!

[buddythedog12345]

LOL

[christian123857]

wtf

[fmpanic000]

not to be gay or anything but it is impossible to open a door while in flight Wind pressure is too great for the door to actually open (let alone blow open)

[FadoDeo4444]

@fmpanic000 ummm... that's exactly why it WOULD blow open. The atmospheric pressure is less the higher you go, and the pressure inside of the plane doesn't change much. A plane at a high altitude is like an inflated balloon; one small hole and all the air tries to rush out of it at once. Opening a door at a large plane's altitude would probably give you that similar effect like in the commercial.

[Rcflyyer1]

@FadoDeo4444 but all cabin doors slightly bigger than the frame the door is placed into. So that way the door must be pulled in and then out. In the air, the different air pressure causes the door to have a motion like it wants to be pushed out but since the door is bigger than the frame, the door will just be stopped by the bigger frame and it's impossible to pull the door in and then out in the air since air pressure is dramatically different.

[FadoDeo4444]

@Rcflyyer1 right; in that case it would be impossible, I was assuming the door was the same size as the frame. :) Have a nice day! :D

[Rcflyyer1]

@FadoDeo4444 no problem! Happy Holidays

[murdoch1818]

@FadoDeo4444 Rcflyyer is correct. It is impossible for the door to open mid-flight because the door is bigger than the frame and with the dramatic difference in air pressure than in the cabin the door is pushed into the frame. The door can only open if it is first pulled into the plane on its axis then rotated then pushed out. Why do you think people have tried to open doors in mid-flight but have been unsuccessful?

[dalejr82010]

@fmpanic000 How does that make you gay? It might be time to sharpen your vocabulary skills...

[TheLazarman211]

thats why i only fly business class

[TOPGUNCANADA00]

i felt like doing that once when some slob farted mid flight..... fuckin prick!

[KiGlLl]

Damn I can not eat any food for 3 days now because I saw that fat guy like that :$

[mnowak365]

that was great



[freeride13]

is he ok?

[andreysim]

@freeride13 no he died b4 he died u stupid fagget

[amptunes]

ha ha ha ha ha ah hah oh thats funny

[thisiskenney]

I felt like doing something similar to that on my 15+ hour flight from Chicago to Hong Kong

[crunsnuck]

What a crock, as someone else already said, you can't open a cabin door because of the thousands of pounds per square inch air pressure against it. I did, however, have a kid from the row in front of me on a TWA 880 attack my face

[damo4576]

@crunsnuck I lol'd at this. Kids attacking your face is a real and genuine threat.

[MegaEvilToaster]

You can't open the door of a plane mid-flight because of the air pressure. Idiots.

[JIMBO5444]

LOL!! My heart sank for a few seconds on a recent flight as I watched fat guy (25st+) lurch towards me but relief as he carried on

[FFSMANWTF]

 Lol what

[uber123321]

lol

[fuck4freei]

Did you watch Titanic ?

[778ace]

Jack pot lol

[123123123ABCABCthe]

No, it works the other way around, the pressurize the plane, meaning more pressure inside than out, so the pressure inside is actually pushing outwards, but airline plane doors do open in not out to prevent that from happening mid flight.

[OneShotMassacre]

LOL EW 0:29

[HeyitzTalbo]

0:21 that is why people use condoms kids.

[Redden08]

This is any given southwest flight.

[jonny96]

Economy!!! Once you've gone Business, you never go back!

[yobmas722]

@jonny96 yeah you wont come back because your pockets would be empty from all that cash spent.

[jonny96]

@yobmas722 Only way to travel!

[yobmas722]

@jonny96 yeah.. for rich people.. uhm an average seat in the economy in a transatlantic flight is 900usd... what more business class... i have nothing against business class i would love to fly first/business class someday, but it's too expensive.

[jonny96]

@yobmas722 Not rich people! I'm not rich! Staff travel baby! ha!

[TECpeds94]

Fuck that guy i was on that flight. Luckily i made it out alive :)

[wizzair1313]

what i want to do when i fly southwest.

[hassman789]

@wizzair1313 Or worse. Frontier!

[mycarvideos21]

@wizzair1313 LOL!

[Mileneum69]

@wizzair1313 lmao ALL Airlines are liek this rich or not if you're in coach. you're fucked jsut the same as everyone on every airline whos flying coach.

[southwest737pilot]

@wizzair1313 i dont want to do that when i fly swa alot better then any other airline

[wizzair1313]

@southwest737pilot no swa sucks

[hajmaja2000]

that's kool. i love it.

[localtortoise]

i thoutght it said worst airplane FIGHT

[shtstirrer]

it's impossible to open the door mid flight... the expansion of the airframe seals the doors shut... i'm just saying u dumshits

[JBofBrisbane]

@shtstirrer - Actually, it's the cabin pressure. The door has to open in a bit before it can open out. It's like a plug, and the pressure holds it closed.

[Dissyou1000]

I bet 9/11 flights were worse...just sayin

[siamsa4]

lol

[luigjj123]

Just because of a friendly nod, and that male kids just attack them, thats real, right?

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

American Airlines??? wait..they actually got something to eat so it can´t be American Airlines.

[1975joev]

Good thing he wasn't flying to Vegas he would have landed on a cactus

[luigjj123]

That kid would of had mental problems on 0:20.

[ngt84]

@luigjj123 Usually male kids do that when you give them a frienly nod, Hit or yell or something active anyway... !

[Jeffluo5]

0:43

[josephkevin1970]

Who wouldn't wanna jump of the plane when one is seated near such stupid fuckheads.

[scotplane]

Ryan Air.



[pdtgoblue]

It's impossible to open any door or hatch while an aircraft is in flight above its pressurized altitude, due to the design of the door.

[sanitybleeds]

@pdtgoblue Next you're gonna tell us it's impossible to survive falling 37,000ft and landing on the deck pool of a cruise ship, right? Suspend your disbelief and enjoy the humor a little!

[nik4614]

Gentem q horror.. ksksksks

[iamman100]

HAHAHA

[TheTitan606]

i'd do the same

[divvy1400yam600]

Disastrous fellow passengers and 'blowing his top' was pefectly understandable

but

Who would want to travel on a Kreuz Fart...thats what I want to know .

[LiamDTV]

Ok but it was not apropiate to show him jumping out. And flying would be quicker and safer then going on a cruise cause a you can jump into sea if you were on a cruise and maybe get sucked in to the engine but on aircrafts the outdoor pressure would hold the doors in place

[sanitybleeds]

@LiamDTV It's not the "outdoor pressure" that holds them shut, its the internal cabin pressure.Still, at about 37,000 ft, most doors are still pressurized to about 8,000ft or 10.8psi, requiring a little over 11 tons of force to open them, and thats without the aid of a door handle, because it would have snapped off well before 2 tons of force applied to it!

[scotplane]

@sanitybleeds So, I'm guessing, that's why the doors have to be pulled inwards before pushing them out, because if the door opened by simply pushing the door out all the doors would open as soon as the cabin was pressurised. XD

[alanlad1]

lol very good

[GR8WHITEC5]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was funny!!!

[Slichkit]

LOL I SHIT MYSELF

[DeviousBetrayer]

@wingman662 You lucky dog. Now if only we can get someone with their own private jet to commentate on this video.

[aneal138]

Why don't they make fat people buy two seats? I thought they were gonna start doing that

[AFIsmailoglu]

@aneal138 Airlines are too pansy to offer this sort of customer service. besides that would make one less person onboard to buy whatever they are selling

[ThePilot314]

Nice yoke ....... BUT you can not open -NO- doors - they all first move a little bit inside -

during flying due the inner presure of the plane - pushing against the lower outside presure!

[christianharris936]

LOL I can't afford business class, but it does look good. Sitting in a row without a mother and her two kids crying is a luxury! LOL

[v6greenfbird95]

@christianharris936 lol i paid for a upgrade once (company had paid for me to fly coach) some rich bastard bought his wife 1 teen, 3 8-12 yr old and 1 infant business class tickets..........for their family vacation to disney

[leo3214226]

know the feeling happend to me on a 14 hour flight tel aviv

[b1gman11]

One word titanic lol

[NYgfwa]

That plane scene looks like a horror movie.

[MrJohnpaulson1963]

southwest airlines written all over it

hahan no1 here expected the boeat.