Oh Lord, Why was there only one set of footprints?

[Ms15551212]

"The times you have seen only one set of footprints, is when we rode piggy-back".

[eddygoombah]

@Ms15551212 Piggy-back on a bantha?  Cool! Wait... a Bantha has 4 legs though...

[laughproductions47Xx]

Why where there only one set? Through those hard times the lord was carrying him.

[eddygoombah]

@laughproductions47Xx the lord is a tusken raider?

[aboyborninjune]

I thought "the Lord" would simply say:

Because... I don't exist, and those footprints were your own.

[MoralRapist]

i love how religious people think god helps them....sure! he wants to help you before he helps the thousands of children that die each year of hunger! oh wait...he doesnt help them... damn, religion, you dumb.

[MrElvisjesus]

Jesus was on a pogo stick?

[twistedH3L1X]

full of WIN!

[Mammothviking]

Do those who walk with Jesus leave 2 carbon footprints?

[socer777]

O, I see. There must have been translation problems in the older version of the story. This makes more sense, and is much more philosophical.

[4tabula2rasa0]

@JesusFingeredBabies

haha David Cross is the shit....

[Petrivolve]

I saw this coming. Still, EPIC WIN.

[treefireguy]

AWSOME!

[OneClownShoe]

I like the David Cross response to this; "The lord said, because I was busy helping one of the other 6 BILLION people on the planet, you selfish prick!"

[thinkagainst]

@OneClownShoe 7 billion!

[amandarandom89]

THIS

IS

EPIC!

[Strictlypointless]

HAHA, best answer to a question ever!!! THANK YOU!

[stukajunker88]

LOL

[Akira625]

"Look sir, droids!"

[mjh012363]

LOL! At first I thought "the Lord" would say "because I never was there to begin with numbskull!"

[RabidApe]

I lol'd!

[jmm1233]

watch?v=ZiRlp61Je0I

[Ersa1a]

I have forwarded this to so many fucking people.....you are the man, eddygoombah. I don't think I've gotten so much delight on so many levels in a long time. I swear I've watched this thing a dozen times and it gets a good belly laugh every time. Thank you sir.

[mrx0066600]

'AAAARRR ARRRRGH ARRRRGH!'

[SmartmanChris]

and Jesus said, "duh!! You expect someone who can walk on water to leave footprints in the sand!!!".

[jussts]

*brays like a donkey while brandishing gaffi stick above head*

[mjh012363]

@jussts Yeah I guess that sand person did sound like an ass.

[hairyreasoner]

Awesome! You've managed to single-handedly convert one of the most nauseating, trite, cloying, silly bit of bullshit into a fucking masterpiece.

Brilliant.

[naughtypagan72]

And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.XD

[xephyr1000]

FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND

(a classic christian fable)

One day a man was walking with Jesus on the beach. He turned and looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand. The man asked, "Lord, why is there only one set of footprints?" Jesus replied, "Stupid Christian. I don't exist ."

[Jonstern1983]

Careful, they'll be back and in greater numbers.

[Eldrave20]

LMAO!!!! Love the reference. :)=

[Yakovich]

So the Lord's name could be "Sandy"?

[MagnusIan]

"Because I was too busy fapping to Argentinian porn. You understand."

[Nilsy1975]

LOL! 

[BohemianBlasphemy]

The mesias are easily startled but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

[ObservableFiction]

@JesusFingeredBabies i think it's closer to 7 billion now

[Nilsy1975]

@ObservableFiction Yea, & Yahweh thinks most of them are Category 1 (^_^)

[ObservableFiction]

@Nilsy1975 i don't know what that means :(

[Nilsy1975]

@ObservableFiction It's a Torchwood reference. In the series, people become immortal, but still can be badly injured, so the governments of the world burn them alive!

watch?v=UPVxdNdWyQA

[ObservableFiction]

@Nilsy1975 D:

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@deepashtray

Amputees are easily fixed with cybernetic implants.

[wideosvatcher]

i think god stopped leaving footprints after man invented the automobile.

now he leaves skid marks and tire tracks.

[flyingfisbeefilms]

"These are not the droids you are looking for........"

[Mglosk]

@cmsalvagio No, God is a Tusken Raider.

[ozmoroid]

God hides in mysterious ways, I guess.

[VinnyMonster1]

@ozmoroid God has a Klingon Bird of Prey, he uses the cloaking device a lot!

[8WholeThing]

"If you had looked back during the easiest parts of your life you would have seen only one set of footprints, too, because I am just figment of your imagination."

[PingeMusic]

Great to hear now Idon't have to be alone anymore. (irony if someone missed that it was) lol Great video Regards and have a skilful time. pinge

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

..because if there was another set of footprints he would get false DMCAd

[therealfriday13th]

@ZZzzzzzWhat dammit, meant to UPVOTE this comment...goddammitsomuch...

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

@therealfriday13th lol, that is god's way to say, don't approve the blasphemer.

[TrayDGA]

Anakin kills sand people. 

[HonestDiscussioner]

@TrayDGA Pretty much every jedi kills sand people at one point or another.

[WildwoodClaire1]

God is the sandman?