Dinosaurs in the Bible - A Funny Aniboom Animation by Timothy Farrell

[SpiralArchitect]

this was shit

[mERMAIDofDEATh]

This is AMAZING!!!!

[Danman23270]

it would be 1743 years before jesus came into existance lol. the year your looking for is year 1

. b.c. stands for before christ

[KringleDingle]

@Danman23270 No shit

[uniontera]

Noah's ark was dinosaur.

[zhengmichael20]

What the hell?

[deathtris]

1743 B.C.? That's before the Bible was written.

Oh, and is Jesus a healer or a mage? I mean, he did some healing, but he also did alot of copying and transmuting, plus there was that one time when he banished a thousand demons.

[699backstab]

I love offending people. Their offense is my entertainment. The more offended they get the happier I am. This video rules

[cscdigitalgraphics]

Love the scene of apple and orange.

[GAKtion64]

job 40:15-25. animal with a cedar tree....hmmm

[Creeze718]

"jesus, you're a faggot"

[Maxxatopolis]

1743 B.C. ??? WTF? I'm no studier of religion, but think that was before Jesus' time. Fucking awesome vid. :D

[haty24]

i saw this forever ago.

[Mutedwordz]

i soooo didn't get the ride part until he said sexual fantatsies. i'm disturbed and kinda pissed. but i'll get over it

[IOateOtaintedOmeat]

I thought this was suposed to be funny. :D :))

[Ablack51]

When he was in the time machine elevator, was his dimension traveling upwards or were the dimensions around him traveling down? I must know!

[macnutz]

that was very funny, thanks

[JB32768]

Woot!

[DetoxDaJuggalo]

Wow dude. U purposely offend ppl with ur stupid cartoon just to start a war on YouTube. FAIL. And athiests think THIS is funny, but if u diss THEIR idols, they'd bitch the loudest!

[pamew]

@DetoxDaJuggalo You're right, humanity has so many better, more intellectual pursuits, such as the following conundrum: Magnets, how do they work?

[DetoxDaJuggalo]

@pamew Woooow. Yeah, haven't heard that one before. Good for you.

[pamew]

@DetoxDaJuggalo But really, how?

[Soccerballbob]

Did that guy go back to 1743 BC? As in, 1743 BEFORE CHRIST? As in, 1743 years BEFORE JESUS WAS BORN??? It's pretty obvious that guy was a poser who went back in time to pretend to be Jesus, the real Jesus is in the year 0 and is a T-Rex hunting down Natzis

[RockyRpg10]

@Soccerballbob Amen brother.

[DoeJane1234567]

i hate this

[MrRagingFury]

Shhhhhhhh *rubs finger down guys face and whispers* I'll never forget our little chat

[MrRagingFury]

Loved it ^-^

[djnixrap74]

hey that was insulting.....

[blivionZz]

@djnixrap74 your face

[sailordudet]

I thoroughly enjoyed that ^.^

[frickfrock999]

Mercy? YOU WANTED MERCY?

I'M CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!

[mitraljez]

making fun at jesus ... its like your playing yourself ;)

[alden6644]

technicly 4 bc was when jesus was born

[lillidys]

Hahaha awesome.

[tjw253]

If only I had the funding to air this on TV in the middle of uber conservative Kansas, I bet you could hear their heads popping like popcorn! /squee!

[Clockehwork]

That was the most offensive thing I've seen in a very long while D=

I absolutely loved it xD

I'm not a religious guy in the slightest, & I don't beleive in God, but I beleive that there WAS a Jesus that people thought was the Messiah then, & I like to think that he had a good sense of humor (honestly, the only 2 ways you can get people to follow a religion is by being a total lunatic or having a sense of humor), so I think that, if he was alive now, & saw this, he would've laughed his ass off.

[sounddocminister]

SUPER WACK!!!!!!!!!!!! I will pray to Jesus that a Dinosaur won't eat you!.... lol...

No but seriously, Read the Bible and check out my vids...

[bryngOneOn]

dont understand why there is a differing of opinions of wether dinosaurs existed, everyone knows that if you dig down far enough in the ground u will reach hell and of course ur going to dig up the massive lizard like skeletons of demons and devils that have been killed for not keeping up their quota of tormenting the souls of the dammed. y r people so closed minded??

[laserchunk]

i like how all the christians hate this lol

[coterieternal]

Dinosaurs are not in the Bible? When was the last time YOU read the Bible?

The word, "Dinosaur" was used from year 1841. The King James Bible was translated in 1611. So, the word, "dinosaur" was never used in the translation. Dinosaurs are described in Job 41, Job 40:15-24, and in Isaiah 27. Don't just parrot what other ignorant athiests and haters say. Strive for intellectual integrity.

[Chibithy]

Lol that was kinda creepy.

[ROCK28USA]

You &^%^$^&* blasphemer! You condemned your own soul to hell for doing this. You're a racist, too. Shame on you for posting this on the internet. Try making a video doing the same thing, except use Allah. See what happens to you, blasphemer. :(

[rcbuzz]

@ROCK28USA I found it quite humerus

[Upfish1]

@ROCK28USA haha, lol what?

seriously though, what happened to judge not?

[jred7]

was that an annoying orange reference?

[123booring]

like the apple and the orange. haha

[fretkills]

saying blasphemous things isn't comedy, it's just blasphemous. you seriously need to repent.

[vxsouthxv]

@fretkills beliefs are dangerous be carefull

[Timvanoirbeek]

@fretkills Repent? What for? For some jokes?

[rcbuzz]

@fretkills why watch it if you know your going to have a bitch fit about it..... hey just saying

[shadowgodny]

omg, 12 seconds in and I have to pause from laughing at the first damn line.

Reason why the T-Rex is the angriest of dinosaurs...God, that's fucking funny...

[TheFanatic21]

omg HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA!!!!

[Innergoth333]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i'll never forget our little chat XD

[pancake904]

You mister are going to Hell weeterror!

LOL no no this just isn't right, we're too different. mmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmm

[pancake904]

lol

[delisarnie]

elevator...haha...

[GeMaMaPe]

the apple and the orange are having what?

[vnhcoltridge]

How does he draw them?

[thelego1000]

if jesus is a dinosaor i gota ride him.XD

[DinTub]

WHY does this only have four stars?! It's totally amazing! D:

[jojo7777100]

haha 35-40 ftw

[guthixofownage]

0:35 and 1:25 are frikin hilarious xD

[TheWeeTerror]

Jesus, you're a faggot -_-

[Gabbrz]

this video is so random! lol

[Pizzaluverr]

the apple sounds like stan from south park.

i love you mister!!! ur soooo cute! loooool the elevator scene soooooooooooo funny :))))

x x x

[Dadoo223456]

im never leaving my apples and oringes alone together

[frozennudistgay]

I better check on my apples and oranges

[132yomama]

lol... dino jesus scientific name: tyranjesucus

[difficultbastard]

Winning a youtube argument is like winning the special Olympics - even if you win you're still retarded.

[chessieismycutepiggy]

Quoteing a demotivational poster is like killing a baby.Funny

[difficultbastard]

Q: How do you stop a baby from drowning?

A: Take you foot off its' head

[chessieismycutepiggy]

LOL

[poosalad2]

no no no its "nigger" not "baby"

[Bramboterhamm]

@difficultbastard Even though I know that in the back in my head, I still have absolutely useless discussions on youtube.

[Leadman1989]

@difficultbastard

Y?

[YoungSashquon]

Why don't people forget about being right and just enjoy the comedy.

[rangekills49]

holy crap since when did a comedy sketch become a religious debate...?

[klille]

RAPTOR JESUS!

no where in the bible does it say jesus was not a raptor........ google it

[QTMarkus88]

Really guys? There are so many more things you could use to disprove the bible.

The problem is, is that ppl take the bible literally. Jesus didn't, why should you? Don't believe me? What about the sabbath?

My point is that the bible provides advice, life lessons if you will, to pass down.

[jakepiper123]

Prove to me its real..the bible is just a bunch of people's interpretations of things that happened to them...such as some people believe that dreams mean future things..such as falling means you are trying to escape from something...

[mike7ace]

You are right writing stuff down doesnt make it true but God is real, and you should accept Jess Christ to avoid eternity in hell

[MisterInanimate]

Be kind about it, I hate when people try to force shit on people.

If people were more peaceful and kind about junk and not just say "hey you're going to hell if don't accept him right now."

It takes peace and patientce to help a person understand things.

[joooood233]

ahh but hell sounds more fun than boring old heaven.

In Heaven i can do what ever i Want and that sounds dull.

In Hell i experiance an undeniable torture that is sure to be different every day against my will. I hate being secure with the future. come on ol' god ol' pal throw me a curve ball.

[floodblood7]

Heaven never says you can do whatever you want, it is communion with god, hell is away from god and with Satan, since Satan has the biggest furnace that can make cookies and hot wings, and all god has is a field of cotton candy clouds, I choose my opinion and possible stuff than your opinion with possible stuff.

[joooood233]

i like your thinking

[mike7ace]

The Bible's best description of a dinosaur-like animal is recorded in Job chapter 40. Look at the behemoth, which I made along with you and which feeds on grass like an ox. What strength he has in his loins, what power in the muscles of his belly! His tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of his thighs are close-knit. His bones are tubes of bronze, his limbs like rods of iron. He ranks first among the works of God (Job 40:15-19).

JESUS IS REAL

[fuzzyhairedwhore]

Writing stuff down doesn't make it true.

I don't get religion make no sense at all, but then I was never asked to believe in a god. So my norm is Atheism.

This animation is mildly amusing. But its the comments that are startling.

[9886635574]

Yeah right.. If dinosaurs were mentioned in the Bible like you profess, how about the already extinct modern day species? How about the Emperor Rat which got extinct in 1960's? What.. I thought Noah had them all protected in his Ark?

Wiki the list of extinct animals by natural causes and let me know where I can find these listed in the Bible. Until then, don't bother.

[mike7ace]

The Bible is not a encyclopedia that list every single animal because thats not important but the Bible is Gods word which can lead those who believe into a close relationship with God and the way to eternal life in Heaven with God which is important.

Also the Bible was written from around 1500 BC to 100 AD why would it go into specific detail about the emperor rat in the 60s. Also that would prove that the emperor rat did survive the flood. God created evry thing including you and he loves you.

[9886635574]

Well, if the book that's inspired by God himself can't account for his own creations, then of what use is all the trumpet about ??

Don't lesser creatures have a place in this earth? What.. God's being discriminatory by being having the truth told only to us humans?

If the emperor rat species made it in Noah's loveboat, what about the Archaeopteryx? Surely, there should be a mention in the Bible.

What makes you think you're so much better than the same God-created creatures around us?

[mike7ace]

Who says that God doesnt account for all of his creations in the bible, he did say that he created every thing:

""From Him everything comes, through Him everything exists and in Him everything ends. GLORY TO HIM FOREVER! AMEN." Rom 11:34-36,

[0bradymadness0]

I agree! GLORY TO GOD!!!

[mike7ace]

Also God created Humans to rule the earth, and he created humans over animals and all other living things:

"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have DOMINION over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth." Gen 1:26

[HorsesRuleVryMuch]

Jesus your a f@ggot

brilliant

[blu33j35]

What's Johns favorite dinosaur.

VelicIRAPTURE!!!

[mckensze]

RAPTOR JESUS AWAKE

[Crimsoncarson]

Advanced dungeons and dragons ruleguide version 3.

Makes as much sense as the idea of Jesus :D

[blackmidnight2456]

"Jesus, you're a faggot." lol I love how calm Dino-Jesus was.

[mightymillers]

XD at the apple and the orange!!!

[Shahla666]

This is the most perfect and amazing video... ever....

yesss..

[saphirecoqui]

It was funny, until he called Jesus a faggot. The rest was halarious.

[emomuffinz1]

ur a fuckin deuce!!!!!!! do u not get its just a VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!! seriously, and its not like they mean it anyway u fuckface, take a joke

[InvisibleReality12]

Jesus= Not faggot,

Jesus= Very manly man

[losersaysftw]

lmao very many man :D haha r a very girly pedophile stick wth that D very manly manlmfaooo:D

[dahwang12]

Orange raping apple = GENIUS

No.. no, this isn't right! We're so different!

[dahwang12]

Hilarious!!!

[dymndgiirl]

0:24 - 0:27 fkkn hilarious

[Farrowstrike]

lol hows that funny?

[kdcbd867]

Close minded christ-fags like you wouldn't understand.

[dymndgiirl]

DF.?

[dymndgiirl]

CUHZ HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION......iDONT KNOW..BUH DHA WAS FUNNY TO MEH

[NeexFox]

JESUS YOU'RE FAGGOT.

LMAO

[SevenLivelySins]

Hahahahahahahahaaaaahhahah.a.h­ah. I had to force myself to stop laughing.

[BboyCreei]

so true.

[dalaga96]

jesus ur a fagget

[gadalia10]

lol the email guy is so awsome

[abcdefpaul]

sweeeeeeet vids!

[TheShmish42]

VIKING EPIPHANY MOMENT!!

[ffinfinity1]

"sshhhh...ill never forget this little chat" made me lol so much

[SoFLy1997]

Jesus can't be a faggot because one of the 10 commandments say you cant be a fag or lez

[AnAppleADei]

WOW! There are only 10...10 Commandments... And you can't even memorize the list. None of them say anything about being gay. Holy cow! That is a WHOLE NEW level of ignorant!

[RFE2100]

@AnAppleADei FAIL!!!! LOL!!!!

[ImaginaryRofler]

Jesus you're a faggot XD

[soilbeneathepavement]

B.A.B.E.

[Moore0806]

Oh COME ON... If we called Jesus a faggot... it's absolutely outrageous..

Yet if someone called Darwin a faggot, it's just an insult.

Creationism... Evolution...

:/

[soma03678]

jesus can be a faggot cause a guy who was his own fater, died , became a zombie and said everyone will be zombies still doesn' exist. youre a poor hypocrite who think he's just cause your an hypocrite christian like all the others... I swear i mis those days who Odin's warrior where breaking some christian's skull.....

[akaytear]

um jesus was the guy who became the zombie guy......not his father....

[soma03678]

oups sorry i give the wrong comment to th wrong person XD

[VideoGuyNC]

LMFAO! "I must go back in time and ride jesus." HaHaHaHA!

[nmlss]

How can you call Jesus a faggot??? He wasn't a faggot, he was a MOTHERFUCKER :D

inb4 shitstorm!!!

[MysteriCat]

Everyone who find the line "you're a faggot" towards jesus offensive, can piss off! All kinds of gods are being stepped into the mud all the time, why wouldn't yours? But THOSE gods aren't REAL like YOUR god, that you totally have scientific proof of... The ignorance...

[MutatedIguana]

And how do you know all those gods are not real and your is?

[bridgidee]

I find this video very offensive. Jesus is our God, and we shall not call him a f*****!

[CCCP7]

Hes a Faggot.

[Araqnydd]

cry more

[Fallensongbird82]

I laughed at the orange and apple. Other than that, Dude...what you did was both sacreligous and very hateful. You called Jesus a faggot! wtf???

[leapy3]

weird . . .

[losersaysftw]

I CAN BARELY BREATH TIS IS SO EFFING FUNNY yet stupid

[XdarkdomainX]

stupid, just stupid, and pointless

[travandai]

the orange screwing the apple wtf??

[omegalavender]

"Jesus you're a faggot..."

Let's not forget our differences between your and you're. Thanks...

[Morningdew1435]

ROFL XD =]

[qnaman]

where's raptor jesus?

[Phonophobiac08]

O. M.G

Stupid, but good

:P

[RRated008]

sounds lik block head

[the2funnycousins]

im ganna ride jesus too YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[narutauchiha]

0:28-0:35 was the funniest!XD i must go back in time,and ride dino-jesus LMAO

[DarthBane93]

0:35 ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobbygirl47]

OMG!! ha ha. that was sooo stupid it was hillllarious

[Kozie8fromCP]

true true VERY true... lol

[Kozie8fromCP]

is this an insult? lol hha

[TheQueerCow]

LMFAO At 0:36

"No,no This isnt right, were just to different. LOL.

+5

[carlathehedgehog111]

stupid

[xxpicklexx17]

wow there asome vid's LMAO

[WhakkiPhakki]

"SSSHHHHHHHHH!" xD

[1PopStar1999]

no, no, this isn`t right, were just too different xD

[skatfree]

hhahaa HA!!!

[tesunowillpwn]

SHHHHHHHH! dont tell anyone about our lil chat!lLOL

[lalangtriplang24]

what the?!

[jjguy7786]

no, no, this just isn't right. we're too different

[KamakazC]

ummmm holy crap i put this on my comedy playlist and it has 68 views because this was my headliner thanks man!!!!!

im christian but i still think this is funny.. lol the cartoon ball thing..

YAYYYy! *ding*