Train vs. Cow

[killersushi99]

Cow id udderly insane. He cud have been moooooving much faster.

[prescomp]

what are you laughing at,,fuck head...couldn`t blow any whisels huh..? no skin off your plaqued teeth if it got hit ...huh.?

[jimkiller16]

@prescomp Well if you listened a bit closer they were.

[prescomp]

@jimkiller16 pour your water for your tea..don`t make me listen to the asses giggle again.....

[snickeyboom]

smile cow youre on camera

[agoode37]

THAT WAS GAYER THAN A BAG OF DICKS!!!!!

[blackrose2014]

Holy COW!!!! ;D

[LolUfufufu]

Smart cow, unlike the other cow.

[loveily3300]

mmh I just wanna have fun with you

[theblacksheep1000]

WOW! If only that cow knew!! lol

[Laken1793]

Close call

[LokiV]

cows dead now anyway :(...ended up in a bigmac or as a steak.

[323tiim]

He moooved away

[ienes2]

Chuck Norris was in the train trying to make some steak.

[Huntzmom]

why is there a trash can on the train???

[zman6033]

@Huntzmom uh maybe for trash

[MarkTommyeeb407]

lol i need a man

[ggaudin1]

MOOOOve !

[malehakhanam]

hehe i'm a nice latin lady who loves to have fun

[SPAZEDHANDZ]

is it just me or is this real life red dead redemtion

[ikolkyo967]

ANYONE WANT BURGERS ?

[ashgazmical]

I'm hungry.

[MrSHIZZLE4u]

Fuck that cow. Evolution for a reason.

[Stingray7667]

lol the guy started to laugh

[iWearLacoste]

@winterstellar Ummm, no offense but you should be locked up.

[winterstellar]

@iWearLacoste You know, SO many have told me that? But I'm still out walking the sreets freely! Seriously though, those other YouTube videos were in bad taste of me to even mention, and I have removed the whole comment. M'kay..Peace.

[ElnoraHangxa600]

hiya I'm a true expert of causing pleasure to people

[hackerpranksta11]

818 are cow HATERS

[TheDVLWMN]

thanx god for that

[MachoCal]

Why is there a camera on top of the train ?

[hagglundguy]

cow wins!

[ienes2]

that's how Chuck Norris makes his hamburgers.

[sicilian12345]

Ahhhhhh you dumb fucker........ Well almost

[KrautGoesWild]

Cow: "I like to MOOve it, MOOve it! I like to MOOve it, MOOve it"

[kamkhawaja]

Victory: cow.

[diggahoe]

Cow: Wanna play chicken.

Train Dude: Yeah sure.

Cow: Hold on, let me get my mom.

[hampti007]

Cow 1:0 Train

[menzelcassini]

aborted suicide attempt.

[joshizarappa]

:)

[archon808]

FINISH HIM !!!

[JulioNicoletti]

Cows. Ninjas of the animal world.

[trokeroelinquieto]

this is why burgers are so expensive at carls jr

[deaddragon1]

YES IT SURVIVED YES !!

[burntclown]

McDonalds New Commercial

[ChesterGreeneMusic]

I love how the guys like "missed him! :D"

[HumanSheep]

HAM COMES FROM PIGS NOT COWS........

[bkymic]

I bet her name will soon be Patty.

[gzztal]

Hamburguer prefers to live another day.

[scullbashnash]

789 people r probaly members of PETA

[RDM213]

I'm hungry for a corned beef sammich

[AnEpicNoobtuber]

That Cow was Obviously high and thought the train was it mother.

[ErikGunshot]

Train vs Cow? No.

Cow vs Train? Yes.

[2007tacoma]

so this is how Mc Donalds gets their beef...

[coxairman]

@2007tacoma beef?



[DamianQo22]

@2007tacoma No McDonalds makes their beef out of chemicals of some sort :P that would be too good :D

[jat12398]

Thumbs up for another misleading title.

[EldubeG25]

Rest in Beef ...oh wait.

[Ajtorres88]

@ShellaGennieoh44 sucpicious sucpicious no no im not doing it y would i go on it if someone i dont know asks me to virous ya and ooohhhhhh not from uk -_-

[bee4010]

She got to mooove. (lol)

[oldfart387]

What happened to cow-catchers on the front of trains? Although, farmers should have them in a fenced in field.

[PinkCookiezzz]

DANNIT

[dsimo1000]

that was close!!!

[VFA103JollyRogers]

I never knew a cow can play chicken

[blarization]

If the cow stood there, the train would win and wouldn't have a dent.

[MVTL1995]

I was expecting shit flying around...

[Homer0Simpson]

0:18 "missed it!" "hahaha"

[MrTubetraveller]

Elephant can play chicken and derail the train,but anyway killed..

[gunner210611]

That's one smart cow most of them run away on the track like there trains O_o

[Grievousnz]

mmmm steak......

[BIGK241]

Smart cow

[bassline123456789]

the cow must have some huge platinum balls lmao

[SpecialKdude1]

Cow+train= breakfast

[faefae3456]

@SpecialKdude1 yup that rite

[landofconfusion2]

@CSUSBlikesOmfgcata no, 2,264,384 did



[Nickker4]

nice nice :) :) :)

[MrSoggyBiscuits]

Holy cow!

[iscarus]

Yeah Cows are Smarter Then Horses

[RobergerFilms]

whorebag



[SaWzSaW]

Cow made 752 accounts and disliked this

[negresiolo]

red dead

[wondrrinc]

COW WINSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kdawur]

Nice video.

[pcjwss]

cow plays chicken.

[55hide3]

あぶねえ〜

[mrga009]

@55hide3 bubbles???

[mralan1969uk]

2.2 million views and your video sucks big time .. dammit make that 2.2 million +1 views ...

[KirkAwesome]

AWWW YOU DUMB FUCKER

[Maestrochimongas]

@KirkAwesome this time there is no awwwww you dumb fucker man

[KirkAwesome]

@Maestrochimongas uhm... yes. i know. Thanks for that?

[saustfootball]

It's a fine line between the train missing the cow, or the train hitting the cow and people saying it's fake.

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

I was hoping for a suicidal cow

What a letdown!

[323tiim]

It MOOved away

[WeepBeforeYouSleep]

fuckng cow

[kill3rcr3w]

lucky son bitch

[LVJANISLV]

wheres the horn, u prick

[AndyJay15]

@LVJANISLV There is a horn if you listen, it's really quiet though.

[syikie]

Holy COW :O

[jamiekiddy]

Cow for the win!!!

[92wa]

cow WIN 

[jsmythib]

Cows are stupid, but not that stupid!

[Kimmysaur123]

COWawang baka

[TheBrutalBear]

must be a train delivering some cravendale..

[greyvoid]

m0000000000000ve

[xue12301]

the cow was like"too fucken fast for u train!!"

[coolglock19]

oh..holy cow..

[macroevolve]

The cow must have got loose from someone's ranch/farm. Considering it's out in the middle of nowhere

[poisonblood696]

awwwwww...i wanted to see a cow get hit

[duttybg]

@bluesmiles77 i typed in boy breaks windscreen, clicked on a couple of videos on the side bar and now im here

[mbrang00]

Railway companies have been placing cows in the dessert for decades to be hit by trains. Part of an insurance fraud commited so they can save on train maintenance...

[grovestreetgman]

@mbrang00 ...What are you smoking? ;_;

[Yonetan3000]

finally, a cow that mooooooooooooved outta the way

[moggylane]

i would catch a grenade for ya ahh ahhh jump in front of a train for ya ahhh ahhhh i think this is bruno mars cow lol

[lolatmyfoot]

someone has watched to much hancock

[MegaZsolti]

almost steak

[Darck25Cents]

-1 cow :P

[torterra3121]

719 wanted to see the cow get raped by the train

[grin60]

pf shut the fuck up

[bartybum]

first things first, why the fuck is there a COW in the desert???

[erintubb]

@bartybum There are alot of cattle in the desert, both someones private livestock and feral cattle.

[mitch990088]

such a tease

[ruicinav]

its not a cow, i know her shes from my school

[psnelke1]

FUCK YOU !! nobody wants to see this video !!! i hate you because i saw it !!

[erenfire1]

oh well if it did hit the cow i was gonna say thats how we make milk

[SubComFeppo]

Close encounters of the bovine kind.

[mrbadboylikesladies]

that was a fucking cock tease

[WIT03]

なんで避けないんだよ牛！ぼけーっとしちゃって

[4T5Scott]

Aw man I was hoping for some ground beef or something

[MegaToyStore]

lol the cow's like...duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[starblazer64]

Whoosh! The inner pull to be curious enough to see something so terrible, then to feel relief that the cow made it across the tracks! I'm glad she made it w/o incident! Now she has a heck of a story to tell her cow friends!

[ecmjr]

Cow 1, train 0.... for now.

[bieli0]

@ecmjr meanwhile, in america....

[dogman123andrew]

i wanted to see it get hit like the title said

[NicVSJohn]

686 people wanted to see ground beef!

[alessia1m]

@NicVSJohn LOL

[MsBarrelracer84]

Mooooovee Bettyy!

[jztasha]

cow played chicken lmao 

[estrellablanca]

love the engineer's laugh 0:19

[42seti]

zum glück geschafft



[Frailfurballl]

cow waits until the last damn minute to move

[EinsteinsApprentice1]

Thats why trains have cow catchers.

[hattock760]

Tht wud have bin plenty of roadkill burgers for the local hobos =3

[MrJrthethird]

THAT'S WAY WE EAT COWS

[yeah44boom]

awwww!!!!

[killersushi99]

This video milked the whole udder incident; It cud have mooooved much faster!

[jsantis91]

@killersushi99 oh...you're killing me....seriously :P

[RookieMania]

if the cow was hardened maybe it will split the train in half

[petdetail]

I actually have a knot in my stomach from hoping he'd mooooooove faster!

[jonnybanger]

where was this? looked like between Winslow and Flagstaff.

[AceJayz]

674 cows didnt make it off the tracks.

[biker1078rr]

@AceJayz nope, 674 people canno't masturbate because cow wasn't hit

[ihearpoo]

The build up to it, i couldnt stop giggling!!

[jessie22496]

Hahahahahhaha! close one!

[olislan666]

ouf

[rizthefiz]

im glad the cow dint get hit !!!

[cochranexyz]

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ve.

[ianfmazal]

cow wins

[MrZboy04]

The lucky one

[FifthEpsilon]

That is one lucky cow :P

[rodrigojto09]

this dont is a cow... this is a apple :D

[nonginger]

just like minecraft

[Blizzdeanor]

@nonginger I fully agree with that! haha

[sirshrimpsworthy]

im glad the cow escaped.

[wallyreimers]

That cow was almost ground beff

Get it? :)

[xeokym]

@wallyreimers no, I DON'T get it. What the fuck is "beff?" =0P

[przo89]

moooooo bitch get out the way

[TheAlpal22]

FUCK i wanted to see it explode

[bigbangkamehameh1000]

this sucks



[MotorCityKitty79]

FUCK YOU TRAIN! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[BTCRAIL101FILMS]

667 people are vegitarens

[CharmieKid]

Phew......Almost lost my milk!