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crab battle!

Too bad MGS series never had real time weapon change. Otherwise Snake could have attack its weak point for massive damage

aquapendulum 1 year ago

Hold it still and stab... oh... -_- Jackass

darkjim123 2 years ago

LOL ;D

KaylaaKnifeForLife 2 years ago

Olioli thng was ridiculous.... but the rest, it explais how big boss lost his eye lol....... and a crab ould rip a tank apart? lol 5/5

Clavsicus 2 years ago

olli olli olli ooooo lol

lilvampiregrl 2 years ago

crab just walks away with his eyeball slowly...

jcodym13 2 years ago

snake=aids cure. crab=aids

jcodym13 2 years ago

"those massive claws could rip a tank apart" Lol

cambam500 2 years ago 7

ITS MOVING SO FAST!

woo1693 2 years ago 2

"OLIOLIOOOOOO!!!"

"WHO THE HELL WAS THAT!?!"

"OLIOO!!"

"I dont know. He must have jacked in to our frequency."

"OLIOLIOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"RAA!!! CRAB BATTLE"

IDontHateVest109 2 years ago

he pwned himself lol

AngelAffinity18 2 years ago

LOLILOLILOLILOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD

rodrigorazorgroove 3 years ago

rofl

myochi 3 years ago

so thats how he lost his eye XD

cozzy120 3 years ago 2

the crap can rip a tank apart!!!! yeeeea!

Strigon009 3 years ago

dude i have seen this like 100 times but i never get sick its FUCKIN AWESOME OLIOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

gatens09 3 years ago

maby that the true way snake lost his right eye?? lol jk

kirastrikedestiny 3 years ago

lol oh dear god its looking right at me

22Vas12 3 years ago

i don't think i'll get out of here alive

runnybabbit12 3 years ago

lmao this is hilarious

snip3r82 3 years ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL......XDDD

dpx00 3 years ago

EYAAA!!!CRAB BATTLE!!!

AW...SONNAVABITCH

ACK...erg..era..ferr...CRAB BATTLE!!!

LOL

pothead500 3 years ago

this is so f****ing funny

shane8741 4 years ago

Jesus Christ it can tear a tank apart... I can never look at a crab the same way again =S

MasterSho02 4 years ago

Jesus is not a crab, but a name of a God. Why doesn't anyone say "Buddah!"

DryBONESreborn 3 years ago

Jesus wept!

MaximumCheeseage 3 years ago

Sweet Jesus

Royerskater1015 3 years ago

Sweet Buddah ?

DryBONESreborn 3 years ago

Sweet Allah! Im not a religious person so...

Royerskater1015 3 years ago

Then way say it? lol I never got that. I never say "Son of Zeus' thong" I mean.... if I dont' belive in something I usual don't say it.

DryBONESreborn 3 years ago

I know what you mean but it is used so much in society that it has now been deemed funny [in a non-offensive way (at least i think so)]...even random things such as what you proclaimed right now was funny. I seriously think Jesus wouldn't mind it cuz he had to be a funny dude

Royerskater1015 3 years ago

Well it's not very funny. In fact Jesus is against it cuz it's saying His name in vain.

No one says "Great Lincoln" I'd love to see that. :)

DryBONESreborn 3 years ago

Oh well i guess for religious people it isn't...and im sorry if I offended your beliefs

Royerskater1015 3 years ago

*hug* No prob.

Plus to me it's kind cliched like those who say "like, like totally toally as if as if." Broken-record of repeats.

DryBONESreborn 3 years ago

SWEET SATAIN!uhhhh.....its exactly what you think......

calvin0315 2 years ago

that was 2 months ago.......

Royerskater1015 2 years ago

Sweet Gandhi!!!!

MrGatsuga 3 years ago

Sweet Hilter !!!! (haha you get it? Well it all started 70 years ago.....**flashback alert**......Hitler was bad.....The end.....)

Royerskater1015 3 years ago

lol the voice is just like david hayter

vojislav87 4 years ago

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This is freaking stupid..... lol can't you freakin aim or something use your sniper...

Your freakin knife is like plastic

LOL!!!

clemz016 4 years ago

so thats how he lost his eye

whiteravager 4 years ago

omg that was nasty :D "err..who to hell was that ?!"...oli

dex9k 4 years ago 2

oliolioooooooooo

tyrantastorga8 4 years ago

This is really funny! lol 5/5

tyrantastorga8 4 years ago

lioliololoiloiliololoililoiloilololololololololiloiloil!!!!!!!!!crab battle!!!!!!!!!snake your not makeing sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jelloween 4 years ago

Ive encountered some kind of cave demon, i dont think ill be leaving this place alive.

TrivadoRain 4 years ago 9

Love this video.

bobobobo568 4 years ago

LOL SOO FUNNY XD

OkamiMaster 4 years ago

hey it was the real voice of snake?

alecsander007 4 years ago

no, sounds like him though! :)

Deepercutt 4 years ago

crab battle!!!! lol

lilpolishpimp 4 years ago

hahahaahhaaha!!!!!

M3talH3ad88 4 years ago

This is funny because paramedic and snake r always argueing lol...

MetalGearfinatic 4 years ago

omg fucking gosh that was great man

mrzizu10 4 years ago

sweet jause

neongunz 4 years ago

oliolioliooooooooooo !!!! =)) sweet jesus ! =)) man this is GOLD !!! cool video !!!

pirate4hobby 4 years ago

oli oli olioooooooo stop saying that crab battle stop saying that

cjcool068 4 years ago

those can rip a tank apart jesus christ its moving so fast lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

tuck1253 4 years ago

At least we know how Big Boss lost his eye.

He lost it to a crab, in an intense crab battle.

0Legion 4 years ago

"Counter-balance the knife, slash, retract, quick slahs, OH OH GODDAMN IT! CRABBBBAATTTLEEEEE" lmaoaoorofll

0Legion 4 years ago 2

is bulshet

antonysnake 4 years ago

OLIOLI!

Klopy1414 4 years ago

AW-SOME!!!

happyveliz 4 years ago

wtf?!

saradorim 4 years ago

snake hit his head on a rock lol

smokesb4jokes 4 years ago

I still laugh when I watch this. I still can't belive that crab broke his knife. LETS DO THIS MUTHER F*CKER.

Marioshrooms 4 years ago

thank god this saved me i was scared as hell from watching ghost vids..

rezerak 4 years ago

olioliolio oli oli ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

SkatyMcFan13 4 years ago

rofl!! i encountered this cave demon. sweet jesus its getting closer

rezerak 4 years ago

omg its looking right at me snake sweet jesus its getting closer this is the most funnyest thing i ve ever seen

Nightmare411 4 years ago

oleoleooooo

C31F4D0R 4 years ago

This is when you know youve been owned.

Marioshrooms 4 years ago

What are you gonna do, Para-Medic? LOL

heardofrvb 4 years ago

What do you mean Snakeis not stupid? xD Hes really slow in the game!

TyffaTyff 4 years ago

oh shit this almost killed me! i was eating a apple at the same time as the "olioliooooo" guy showed up! xD you can guess the rest! It should be some kind of warning sinds here! "Don´t eat stuff while watching!"

TyffaTyff 4 years ago

LOL. Snake normally isnt one to be stupid. This makes me question him though.

Marioshrooms 4 years ago

hahaha thats so fucking funny!!! ololololooooooo olololoooooooo! crab battle!

shiftscene 4 years ago

I bet that crab can beat the Shagohod.

outlaw2747 4 years ago

OH MY GOD! this is the best funny video ever!!

RoninDevilhunterDX01 4 years ago

Great one!!!

midnsims 4 years ago

he needs to wokr on the graphics XD

nonichuk 5 years ago

"ok... lets to this motherf**ker!!" man soo many quotes i must have this clip. "...i dont think ill be living this place alive.." or "its... its moving so fast." this brought a tear to my patched eye.

vipergtx7 5 years ago