STANDUP CYLON COMIC!!!

[LMichaelL65]

I laugh every time I watch this!

[msa1985]

what's the song in the beginning?

[sednageek]

i come back and watch this often and share it with friends, its funny and i get your humour totally

[fschalk]

I have watched the new battlestar, and am a fan of both...I did that joke to make people laugh, not actually making a commentary on the series. The way I see it, if a Cylon were to watch BSG, he wouldnt like it since it is from the perspective of the colonials, so, he was trying his best (in his ham-fisted way) to put it down..Glad you like though..

[anryan99]

I didn't laugh til the end because it was a GREAT punch line saying it takes 48 colonial warriors to make an exruciatingly boring episode of Battlestar Galactica. LOL! Watch NEW Battlestar and you won't be bored!

[drixg555]

This is why the Cylons evolved: To become better stand-up comics, they needed to understand humans, to be more like them (only better).

[myroommatethecylon]

Genius.  Way to go.

[Starhawk73]

Toaster heads don't know comedy!

[thedreamdealer]

GWC Crrraaaappppppp! I luv lucifer was funny though!

[jboehly]

I feel OLD! The first 10 comments didn't get it. I DID, I was an old fan before a NEW fanatic! I even had a crush when Richard Hatch was Phillip Brent on "All My Children"

[ChurchHatesTucker]

Remember to tip your three-eyed waitress.

[mightyd76]

Excellent work. A superb job!

[kokujin1014]

Fschalk,that was awesome! Next they'll be Dalek comics.

[badfender223]

It was funny. The real joke is in the suggestion that he's a robot that can't understand humor -"human bride and groom"- that was a blast!

[drsdino]

apart from that last joke the whole thing was prety drol, but then again a robot was telling the jokes

[fschalk]

hence...the point.

[theogore]

No. That's Carlos Mencylon.

[finkster]

If it was Carlos Mencylon he would have to say "Toaster!" at the end of his jokes.

[henkman00]

i think the Cylons are great...but for some reason i just cant get into the 1978 or 2003 shows and im not sure why...

[randomusernamemygod]

To much talking and petty sub stories yeah?

[henkman00]

is that why you dont get into the shows? too me the '70 version was too mutch like Starwars, and the '03 version too dark. cant like everything you know. i do hear good things about the '03 version. so maybe i should give it a second chance.

[randomusernamemygod]

To much talking and petty sub stories yeah?

[83yattic]

funny

[Chrisky81]

Funny but it goes on abit too long!

[Finger2212]

lmao, the light bulb joke is hilarious.

[Tomtheflyboy]

lol

[calbhach]

Sure it was pure geek bliss.... Three thumbs up!

[skyleg]

Excellent work, must have taken you ages-spot on

[fschalk]

It was 7 hours of pure geek bliss, my friend...

[teflonmagnet]

incredibly good

[FHPhantom]

very good work bro forgottenhonor  rap with u there

[fschalk]

sorry? didnt understand the "forgottenhonor rap" thingy..

[ilovebarefootgirls]

Mighty Fine Use Of The Vococder There!

[tenshibuta]

Great editing!

[DRSMOOV]

SO AWESOME!!!!!

[animehero09]

lol great job on the vid

[animehero09]

in the wods of stewie "ok now ell the one that dosn't suk

[Levelistchampion]

Ah, left at the "altar". Got it. "Left" sounded like "laughed" to me and I hadn't thought about him using more puns and thus "left at the altar" would've fit. It's pretty obvious now that I think about it. Lapse of intelligence.

[darkwhitedirewolf]

rofl

[finkster]

I didn't get the "left at the baltar" part. What was it supposed to mean?

[fschalk]

Baltar, you know, the traitor of the twelve colonies of man? John Colicos...the HEAVY..BG's "Gargamel"..

[xyz94]

Ah, poor cylon centurion... he did try his best though, lol :)

[anryan99]

Ooookkkk. I totally agree with cylon's last joke because its true! Otherwise I love the audience's reactions, that makes this vid. :)

[CylonDorado]

Quite good, Quite good.

[MelinaImmortal]

She got left at the Baltar hahahahaha

[Schlermie]

Now THIS is quality entertainment. Why can't you other bums on the internet make something good like this?

[Schlermie]

Nice job Frankito. Love it.

[BOOGERT]

ENEMEY ENEMEY ENEMEY ENEEENEMY ENEMAY ENE ENEIM MM's

ENIMEN  WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BOOGERT]

DONT FUCK WITH THE CYLONS!!!

YOU"RE MY BIGGEST ENEMEY!!!

EXTERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fschalk]

LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!

IT'S "ENEMY", NOT "ENEMEY"!!!

EXTERMINATION!!!!!!!!!

[Geldric]

...and another 48 to write an excrucitatingly boring hour-long episode of Battlestar Galactica about the whole thing... hahahahaa, I would applaud the hell out of this comic

[acitcalag]

This is great! I like the audience's reaction to his lame jokes..