next russel brand? lol , does sure look like him, i have seen brand before. b;cus he usta go to the same school as me . i still cant belive it , i only found out a few weeks ago , anyway, nice videos your very...Funyy.
rofl this conferms it, ur my brothers twin, everything u say ( talking to Ben) is exacly alike stuff my brother says! and he hasnt ever watched ur videos!!!
a bannana is EXACTLY like a human are you kidding me?!? its yellow, it gets brown spots, and it has these nasty little strings around it that i personally dont eat...
hahahah banana bruise XDD like yea we can peel off our skin just like bananas XDD lolz my god..this looks cool..love the pen transformation lolz XDD you could pass me one too XDDDDD love you<3 Nicole xox
A banana is like a human... with skin you can peel off... hrrmmm... I think I'll bring that up in my biology class, as well as my philosophy class... (Ben Loka Said so...)
I love it when you say fuck....Its like when my brother says bubbling. Some words just sound funny when certain people say them...I taught my autistic brother to say fuck. Its brilliant. I love it.
hi! I like the intro song and the passing of the pen, and um... I don't know if I could ever feel comfortable eating a banana again... not that I ever did. I always had to eat them alone. I am not sure why, but I don't like to eat things you peel in public... bananas, oranges, grapefruit... MAybe because those are the strong smelling fruits and then people can spot where you are the moment you begin to peel them. Yeah, that is it! my desire to remain hidden!
I've always thought that, about the idea of food being weird. To think that it takes a ton of mass every year stuck in our mouths just to keep us running.
silly ben, we are not the weakest! if some vegitarians and meat eaters were trapped on a desert island, the meat eaters would eat all the little animal, then have no more animals, and starve and die. US on the other hand could eat and grow as much food as we could find! survival of the most intelligent, ben XD
I wonder at what point did someone go, 'I'm going to pick this thing off a tree and eat it.' Or think 'Oh, I know. I shall squeese this dangly thing on this animal and drink what comes out!' =]
Don't have people compare you to Russell Brand, even though he is brilliant. Have pride in whatever you do.
Did you know that, when growing banana trees, the farmer leaves about a 1 metre strip of bare land along one edge of the field (he knows which edge) because banana trees "walk" during the year by dragging themselves through the soil by their roots.
hehe kind of went off on a tangent but it was nice, and i think it's cool that you don't drink or smoke or eat meat, 'only dead fish go with the flow'
Woah, 3 years ago. This was in my recommended videos. How does Youtube know I like nostalgia?
MyShowbizName 1 year ago
But when you eat fruits and veggies, you are putting their corpse in your body. EVIL!!
Krabbypattycake 2 years ago
haha, lots of foods bruise. Silly. But it is weird, maybe the bananas bruising isn't a human quality, maybe us bruising is a banana quality.
itscooltobeyou 3 years ago 2
next russel brand? lol , does sure look like him, i have seen brand before. b;cus he usta go to the same school as me . i still cant belive it , i only found out a few weeks ago , anyway, nice videos your very...Funyy.
KatrinaClarkUK 3 years ago
beloved phone..:D
narancsleWilhelm 3 years ago
pull yoself apart thinking like that!
SPYING111 3 years ago
...mouths r a bit weird... weird is a bit weird...
appropriate continuations to that train of thought
SPYING111 3 years ago
I can see the gemini in you..
tiredmeadow 3 years ago
Speaking of food...I'm hungry
monsterclone 3 years ago
meeeee tooo
Be1smaht 3 years ago
I wasn't expecting to see Dave in there! =D
MaddieJane 4 years ago
hahahhahaa
bananas
CatsAndRabbits 4 years ago
rofl this conferms it, ur my brothers twin, everything u say ( talking to Ben) is exacly alike stuff my brother says! and he hasnt ever watched ur videos!!!
spongeenthusiast 4 years ago
The idea of food IS bit weird.
CassandraRobin 4 years ago 5
Wow, the Dave guy reminds me of my Physics teacher! Who is obviously a cool person :D
Hah this is great
usernamesarerubbish 4 years ago
LOL XD
gona make a video *slap slap*
XDDD
o0EmmAngel0o 4 years ago
Pass the pen/gitaur
Like hot potato but more random!
whiteandnerdy2damax 4 years ago
is that a curtain in the background?
hellotwat 4 years ago 2
Most likened to Russell Brand? Ben Loka's BETTER than the swear word full and full-of-himself idiot Russell Brand.
jvenning 4 years ago
would it be chips?
Rachelelelle 4 years ago
cool, but a bit 2 short
cmeasafriend 4 years ago
Great vid.
billylynchcomedy 4 years ago
a bannana is EXACTLY like a human are you kidding me?!? its yellow, it gets brown spots, and it has these nasty little strings around it that i personally dont eat...
Ben Loka (and now Dave)ur my hero
bzabubble 4 years ago
Haha, nice. I know a lot of people who ask if I drink and the conversation drops when I say no. But oh well.
Stop eating plant corpses! Pineapples are being beheaded daily!!!
DrNate89 4 years ago
"then what do you do?"
"well i tell you about it obviously"
nice.
zomgwtfss 4 years ago
hahahah banana bruise XDD like yea we can peel off our skin just like bananas XDD lolz my god..this looks cool..love the pen transformation lolz XDD you could pass me one too XDDDDD love you<3 Nicole xox
NicoleOlle 4 years ago
doesn't all fruit bruise?
skin you can peel off, LOL
earlessdude1388 4 years ago
you've just put me off eating meat (by saying I dont like eating... corpse) ew
But Gr8 video loved the 'pen' being passed over lol funny
lollio101 4 years ago
Hey Ben, pass another one of those 'pens' preferably one of those Les Paul Goldtop 'pens.'
ChucklesMginty 4 years ago 2
lol!!
xXHereWithoutYouXx 4 years ago
funny stuff
GUIxpianoxTAR 4 years ago
A banana is like a human... with skin you can peel off... hrrmmm... I think I'll bring that up in my biology class, as well as my philosophy class... (Ben Loka Said so...)
spazpod 4 years ago 5
I don't think many people would agree with you...
sparkeysteve 4 years ago 6
lol good stuff, with the pen? ya.
Quentin2006 4 years ago
"what the fuck is this?!?" *lol*
I have also thought that eating is a funny/odd thing once you really start to think about it.
littlebluestar1 4 years ago
Now I'm going to go watch the full one :-)
colormekristen 4 years ago
god, you're so crazy. I love ya!
hottydelia 4 years ago
you know like... apples and other fruits bruise too, right?
futurebillionaire0 4 years ago 2
Ben, You're so pure!!! You rock my socks :P
honey1147 4 years ago
(Way better than Russell Brand.)
wouterve 4 years ago
thats awesome. i dont drink or smoke either! yay for us!! your phone is lovely ha. now i must go watch the whole thing!!
youcancallmekristen 4 years ago
"don't drink, don't smoke..What do you do?"(adam ant)lol
pixiegamine 4 years ago
sex, sex, sex!! I hope.
bralen24 4 years ago 2
Oh, and kudos to you for not drinking and smoking! =]
I hate that shit too.
xiluvbep90x 4 years ago 2
lmao This was awesome!
xiluvbep90x 4 years ago
heheheh loved this video... ben, you are awesome! r you jewish?
hay45 4 years ago
...Food is really weird. I think about that all the time. Love.
ViolentGypsyDancer 4 years ago
LOL!
Im going to watch the whole thing.
I don't drink or smoke either.
Wooo hooo :D
livbiv 4 years ago
woo! neither do I! And I don't eat meat :D
imjustakid724 4 years ago
Ah, the beloved K800i's. They're pretty nice indeed :D
Bruised bananas freak me out. *shudders*
MCRpingu 4 years ago
I love my phone too ;-)
gorikuri 4 years ago
Apples bruse too. And are discusting cuz then they're brown and diferent from the rest of the apple
Sanerist 4 years ago
"What the fuck is this?" XD This was a great video.
bluetrancefer 4 years ago
You're right.. food is strange,.. so is the whole eating process..
Anyway, You are seriously one of my favorite tubers.. there has never been a video of yours that I did not like!
lifeinacndyswrl 4 years ago
lol
just lol
squared
SamdeSquirell 4 years ago
all fruits bruise...
SpoOfm0nKeY 4 years ago
holy sadistic! lol well i guess if you really wanted to you could peel a persons skin off
buki909 4 years ago
HAHAAAAA, also peaches bruise. But I know you were only joking XD
ChucklesMginty 4 years ago
this made me laugh so much. awesome :D
bicycleconnoisseur 4 years ago
Now that's about as scattered as I can imagine! LOL Funny!
raconter1 4 years ago
Who are you, Adam Ant? I have that exact pen!
Makesagr8point 4 years ago
Actually alot of fruits bruse...
but bananas are funny lookin arent they
Joygirl136 4 years ago
I love it when you say fuck....Its like when my brother says bubbling. Some words just sound funny when certain people say them...I taught my autistic brother to say fuck. Its brilliant. I love it.
AnnieTheQueen 4 years ago
Apples bruise too.
Aayla21 4 years ago
oh also i forgot to add, the aliens and sainsburys thing :D hahaha lmao!
DinosaurSoda 4 years ago
hi! I like the intro song and the passing of the pen, and um... I don't know if I could ever feel comfortable eating a banana again... not that I ever did. I always had to eat them alone. I am not sure why, but I don't like to eat things you peel in public... bananas, oranges, grapefruit... MAybe because those are the strong smelling fruits and then people can spot where you are the moment you begin to peel them. Yeah, that is it! my desire to remain hidden!
mercury4000 4 years ago
I totally agree! It's like a tracking device for fruit lovers!
BenLoka 4 years ago
oh i love this <3 lol ben you are fantastic! i love your views too, im vegetarian and i dont drink, smoke, do drugs either :D woo.
DinosaurSoda 4 years ago
Ah cool! Good on you, its the best way to be. If someone offers you happiness in the form of a fleeting material buzz, JUST SAY NO =)
BenLoka 4 years ago
I've always thought that, about the idea of food being weird. To think that it takes a ton of mass every year stuck in our mouths just to keep us running.
cooperstimson 4 years ago
I know, we're so dependent! I'm going to try and run on solar power from now on
BenLoka 4 years ago
I was so happy when the interview was up! It one of my most favourite videos!
Laurbubble 4 years ago
*is
Laurbubble 4 years ago
Thanks Laura! I hope you get to do one too, that'd be awesome!
BenLoka 4 years ago
vegitarians will one day rule the world...i'm convinced....
we must, musnt we? it's only the natural track of things...
Mikisthatchick 4 years ago
we must.
cooperstimson 4 years ago
hhaa word
Mikisthatchick 4 years ago
Definitely! Vegetarians all the way. It's survival of the weakest!
BenLoka 4 years ago
YES.(speedyreply,imsuperwoman)
EmiliaTsontilis 4 years ago
silly ben, we are not the weakest! if some vegitarians and meat eaters were trapped on a desert island, the meat eaters would eat all the little animal, then have no more animals, and starve and die. US on the other hand could eat and grow as much food as we could find! survival of the most intelligent, ben XD
Mikisthatchick 4 years ago
in that scenario the cannibals would clearly win.
=P
MusicFromBlueSkies 4 years ago
ahh....so now we are throwing cannibals into the mix, eh? sounds like some sick joke....
"so there's a vegetarian, a omnivore and a cannibal
Mikisthatchick 4 years ago
ahhh....so now we're throwing a cannibal into the mix, eh?
that does bring up an interesting point...sounds like some sick joke...haha
"so a vegetarian, omnivore and a cannibal walk into a bar..."
XD
Mikisthatchick 4 years ago
i hate bananas. they creep me out,
vive100 4 years ago
BEN FOR PRESIDENT..er.. primeminister! oh bugger it BEN FOR KING!!!!
RavensSarora 4 years ago
King!! I like it. I pulled a sword from a stone last week, I KNEW there was a reason why!
BenLoka 4 years ago
Hi BEN!!!! u single?...
bralen24 4 years ago
No I'm double
BenLoka 4 years ago
You sexy boi... ;)
bralen24 4 years ago
I have never thought about bananas that way...hmmmmm.
Greenteabook 4 years ago
lol i think all furit beuises, including this one :D
hartnell114 4 years ago
All fruits bruise...
You're videos are great!
Piffsisspiffs 4 years ago
And "You're" grammar is terrible.
Fidellio13 4 years ago
Woops, you're right.
Piffsisspiffs 4 years ago
Woo BenLoka is #1!! -waves around foam hand-
kaczurda 4 years ago
Fellow veggie ... cool. :)
ButterRivaLs 4 years ago
aw i love your photo on your phone :) hare krishna ben! your awesome!!! i love your videos :) haha take care and happy new yearrr! :D
yashoda17 4 years ago
Yay someone noticed! Hare Krishna Yashoda!! (I just got back from the temple), happy new year to you =)
BenLoka 4 years ago
BenLoka always does a nice job. I'm glad that I subscribe to him.
aajmw 4 years ago
haha,
but
many fruits bruise...
NiftySwift01 4 years ago
yay another non smoker/drinker; people need to realise to dont need to get pissed to hav a good time! x
teri4neil 4 years ago 4
They really do! There's more to life than liquid =)
BenLoka 4 years ago
haha. apples bruise too!
wyvernish 4 years ago
That thing you said at the end is so true.
I wonder at what point did someone go, 'I'm going to pick this thing off a tree and eat it.' Or think 'Oh, I know. I shall squeese this dangly thing on this animal and drink what comes out!' =]
Life is crazy.
Much love. x x
emperessemma 4 years ago
Yes!! Your brain works just like my brain =)
BenLoka 4 years ago
BenLoka is fantastic! keep it up!
krazeelocomiststuck 4 years ago
Thanks for linking me you lovely man you!
=P
MusicFromBlueSkies 4 years ago
It's the least I could do!! Actually no, the least I could do would be to stare at this coin... This coin right here. Ok I may be a while =)
BenLoka 4 years ago
Don't have people compare you to Russell Brand, even though he is brilliant. Have pride in whatever you do.
Did you know that, when growing banana trees, the farmer leaves about a 1 metre strip of bare land along one edge of the field (he knows which edge) because banana trees "walk" during the year by dragging themselves through the soil by their roots.
prfctday 4 years ago
Oh my gosh, thats fascinating! I might steal that piece of information and pass it off as my own one day.
BenLoka 4 years ago
I have that phone!! I also don't drink alcohol, eat meat or smoke!! Wow we're like soulmates!! lol. I'm not funny like you though :( x x x
milkyherb 4 years ago
anti-corpse-inthemouth FTW BEN. FOR. THE. WIN.
EmiliaTsontilis 4 years ago 2
I'm turning it into a campaign, won't someone please think of the children?!
BenLoka 4 years ago
lol, putting corpses in your mouth
never thought of it that way
but meat still owns
gedlongbow 4 years ago
Awesome. ^_^
spaggysisters 4 years ago
What the fuck is this?
hahaha
otocan 4 years ago
i just realised how much of a kind spirit you have when you discussed banananers.
i miss yer face a lot, benathan.
babyporridge 4 years ago
I miss your face a lot too
BenLoka 4 years ago
hehe kind of went off on a tangent but it was nice, and i think it's cool that you don't drink or smoke or eat meat, 'only dead fish go with the flow'
K3QCR 4 years ago
I like that phrase =)
BenLoka 4 years ago
Another great vid Ben! 5 Stars!
"Do you love your phone?..."
"You can send us a free one if you like." LMAO!
duanemyers 4 years ago
lol, don't forget apples!
kunstinflammen 4 years ago
the first bit was hillarious
jazzmanjamesbailie 4 years ago
again love it !!! ^_^ x
allaboutjadiie 4 years ago
saw it yesterday, was awsome =)
NicIsNotANinja 4 years ago
hahaha.. the banana bit! food that bruises! lol.. peaches bruise too :D
tha1danca 4 years ago
Chips,spam and chips,spam spam and chips.you must like chips.
rusian1220 4 years ago
i like the magical shape-shifting pen! genius
doctorevilbad 4 years ago
Stuffing Stuff In your Mouth Weird?
Go See A Doctor!
=3
eyeballs767 4 years ago
I love how you said that and then the comment after yours is from someone with the username "doctor"... coincidence?!
BenLoka 4 years ago
FIFTH COMMENT
nickmid23 4 years ago
Ben, why don't you love chips? What a complete disappointment. WELL WHAT DO YOU DO
deathbylibrary 4 years ago
Bananas and human beings. You've really opened my eyes to this conspiracy.
AnnaaBandana 4 years ago
It's the government
BenLoka 4 years ago
I saw the interview i
it was great !
second ? LOL
Fuckyouallwhore 4 years ago
Yes second!
BenLoka 4 years ago
First :P
OLIVER555555 4 years ago
Yes first!
BenLoka 4 years ago