Half-Life - Full Life Consequences: Free Man (A Dramatic Reading By The Gaz)

[jacktaylor1983]

Awesome piece of work, mate!

"I have to kill Combines fast and bullets too slow." So he started killing Combines with BEAR HANDS!

[Melrokk]

@Gaz6231 What better place? Btw you act like a whinny bitch to your viewers and they will treat you like one. Just an FYI

[Gaz6231]

@Melrokk

'Whinny' is the noise a horse makes. I got taught that in primary school.

"FYI" stands for "for your information", so what you've said there is "just an for your information". I shouldn't need to tell you why that's wrong.

Type like a moron and people will treat you like one. Just an FYI.

[TanziaLana]

i clicked this video and got an ad... is my computer possessed with a virus?

[JXZtheGamer]

Know what would be awesome? This fanfic, but revised. however, that would take years of work.

[eldelbarrio1]

"...The dark man scrumbled.... scrumbled?.... scrumbled back to combines!"

[MrZimmerson]

whats the Music off at 3:06, i know its off sonic but i dont know the proper name :F

[Gaz6231]

@MrZimmerson

It's Robotnik's theme from Sonic 2.

[Melrokk]

Prefer the other version. Miss it soooooo much. I need to see that action sequence one last time :(

[MrLaxdude89]

@Melrokk it's been reuploaded :P

[Gaz6231]

@Melrokk

And yet you came here to say that.

[mason0the0death]

i want a taco....

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

Did someone say spiderman thread?

[Gaz6231]

@SuperMutantSpaceCat

I...

...what?

[Trickyboy1337]

Gordon Freeman, voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Soldiers, played by random people paid to be soldiers with butter.

John and Henry Freeman, played by Gordon/Morgan/Freeman/Freeman'­s ?kids?

Darkman, played by Morgan freeman.

Narrator, Morgan Freeman.

I. Win.

[Gaz6231]

@Trickyboy1337

You get NOTHING. You LOSE, good DAY Sir.

[Trickyboy1337]

@Gaz6231 Well guess what.

[Gaz6231]

@Trickyboy1337

Nope. No guessing.

[Trickyboy1337]

@Gaz6231 Fine. You know what!!??! Bam.

You win. you have topped my abilities as of this moment. I'm too sad thanks to your damn dramatic scenes. You need to get the Freeman family some life insurance. Like, a lot of life insurance.

If I could ju- jus-..... I-I-I'MA FIRINMAHLAZORATTEHHUMMENSANDDA­HDARKMANANDDOVAKHIINWAIT

WHATFUSDORAHORISITFUSRODAHINEV­ERUNDERSTOODITBUTHEYI'MSAD.

[Gaz6231]

@Trickyboy1337

Oh god shut up.

[Trickyboy1337]

@Gaz6231 Never my good sir, for if someone was to "shut up", that would imply them to do so. Yet in truth, They eventually need to partake in something causing sound, Even if the sound is lower than 30 hertz, which we can't hear. At all. But it's there, making sound. So, basically, It's impossible to not make sound for even a few milliseconds. Actually, that's right. The heart makes enough sound but gives you... Well, some other part of your body will.. YOU GET THE POINT.

[Gaz6231]

@Trickyboy1337

You're just embarrassing yourself now. Really, just stop.

[Trickyboy1337]

@Gaz6231 Meh. Well then.. 3.14159 = PI.

f = f 2squared

f = Infinity

There. I'm done here. Goodbye.

[Gaz6231]

@Trickyboy1337

Oh god you have made me hate you. you just try WAY too hard to be random and it's cringe-worthy.

[Trickyboy1337]

@Gaz6231 That doesn't really change the fact that all I wanted was a taco. GOOD DAY SIR.

[Gaz6231]

@Trickyboy1337

I know it seems like you've gone away, but I am still going to block you from posting anymore just in case.

Yes, you are actually that annoying.

[SgtThom]

I prefer this one.

[shaynezirra]

hahaqhahahaaha i love that Gordon was played by James Stewart

[DoodDC1]

thing is you actually make this sound epically dramatic

Where as Djy's is just funny

[v1d30judg3r]

Rofl at scrumbled

[OpalLynn]

Gordon Freeman, as played by legendary actor James Stewart in that timeless holiday classic, "It's a Wonderful Half-Life!"

[Gaz6231]

@OpalLynn

Oh god, you win. You win the comments.

Nobody else leave a comment, you'll never be better than this.

[5yveBand]

@Gaz6231 But all he got was seven

[Gaz6231]

@5yveBand

Seven what?

[5yveBand]

@Gaz6231 Proxies. and ZI'm behind them. good luck.

[Gaz6231]

@5yveBand

BAZINGA

[batosai370]

I can't find the other version anymore. :(

[Cykron94]

@batosai370 I happen to have downloaded the video before it was removed. I'll upload it to Youtube soon.

[ytmndman]

Personally I like both versions

[spuddsstudios]

@Gaz6231 MAM magazine?

[spuddsstudios]

ATTACK THE COMBINES

[Gaz6231]

@spuddsstudios

Only if you say it with MAD.

[sqweebs2]

Wait... the original was on FANFICTION?!!?! I never knew that!!! I always thought the original was the video by Djy1991. :D

[Gaz6231]

@sqweebs2

The Moar You Know.

[melaniejanehowle]

This has to big the biggest pile of crap I seen in my entire life:(

[Gaz6231]

@melaniejanehowle

You need to go see more stuff, you're obviously suffering from sample bias.

[Ecowildfish]

What is the sad song that played during Gordon's death?

[sargennipple]

ok.....WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!

[Gaz6231]

@sargennipple

It's a dramatization of a parody of a fan-fiction. Did you not even read the title or anything?

[SpaghettiCen145]

If they ever make a Half Life 2: Episode 3, they need to have John Freeman as an easter egg xD

[danm36]

The ending was truly sad, regardless of the bad plot and grammar.

[tommymartin2001]

i cried after watching this

[tommymartin2001]

it will explod

[suspensewriter2009]

It will Explod!

[Kukapetal]

When the car came flying at them at 6:16, I almost wet my pants.

[JangoFettis]

where did you get the dramatic music

[Btimesthreee]

The original was 10 times better. This guy is taking credit for djy. Trust me. This guy's upload date is after djy's

[Gaz6231]

@Btimesthreee

Sure, they COULD trust you. Orrrrr they could go check the dates themselves and see that this was first by two weeks.

Or they could look at the the TVTropes page which explicitly states that this was first by two weeks.

Dumbass.

[MrLaxdude89]

@Gaz6231 well this may have came first, doesn't make it the original. Dijy was the one who came up with full life consiquences, so his, free man, was the original indeed

[Gaz6231]

@MrLaxdude89

I don't think you know what original means. Coming first is exactly what makes it the original.

It was SquirrelKing who 'came up with' the Full Life Consequences series, not DJY. That makes this the original adaptation of this particular story. Now quit being a butthurt fanboy.

Honestly, these people could watch Goldeneye and think 'man, this is a total rip-off of Casino Royale!'

[MrLaxdude89]

@Gaz6231 Original means not a ripoff, and dijy was the one who does it all, No offense, I wouldn't call this original, because full life consiquences is not yours, then making your own saying its the third one doesn't make it original :P what if a show fanboy made a movie out of, doesn't make it an original "Insert show name here) Movie. I rest my case

[Gaz6231]

@MrLaxdude89

Okay, you obviously either didn't read or understand what I just said.

DJY did not 'does it all'. SquirrelKing wrote the original fan-fiction parody, DJY made video adaptations of them (with the help of about 20 other people).

Then SquirrelKing wrote Hero Beggining. I made a movie adaptation of it, the first one to be made. The ORIGINAL. Then DJY made one after mine, which was not the original.

AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU AT ALL.

[MrLaxdude89]

@Gaz6231 Umad bro? damn you really need to calm down, sorry, but you do. Your getting SO ANGRY over a video, listen, I'm done arguing, "You won" If that's how you want it to end, then fine, I'll throw you a bone just to shut up, I'm done alright, by the way, terrible grammer man

[Gaz6231]

@MrLaxdude89

It's 'grammar'.

Pots and kettles, man. Pots and kettles.

[suspensewriter2009]

@Btimesthreee Dude, I'm actually glad this was uploaded. The original was blocked in the USA.

[Gaz6231]

@suspensewriter2009

This is the original.

[ShoopDaWoosh]

7:04 I demand a gif of that!

[ShoopDaWoosh]

You put in Sonic music. I love you.

[CaptainBland545]

this must be the vietnamese bootleg version...

[Gaz6231]

@CaptainBland545

Technically it's the original Vietnamese version which was shamelessly converted into a Hollywood blockbuster.

[KampferXeon]

The DJY interpretation got removed by, you guessed it, WMG.

I still have this... But I'm going to miss that dropship button scene.

[DaDude9211]

@KampferXeon It's still up on vimeo.

[KampferXeon]

@DaDude9211 Thanks man

[greenday1121]

I liked original better

[Gaz6231]

@greenday1121

This is the original.

[TheSporkchop]

Heh, gotta love the sound to text feature. "Have in the middle of a new city was a statute drug-free saver apartment."

[jimmyhach2001]

lol

[mrMTronny]

this is actually very emotional :)

[Jadexfriendsforever]

"I have to kill fast and BULLETS TOO SLOW"

[KnittedBadge]

I love your videos. xD

[TDAInsomnia]

I speek for all humens Thank You john freeman TT_TT

[Megaritz]

I prefer the Dyj1991 version of Hero Beggining, but I think this one's the best FLC: Free Man. It has better voices and music, and doesn't have overly drawn-out scenes.

[creaphoenix]

DERP, IMMA HATE EITHER THIS OR THE OTHER VERSION JUST CUZ I CAN"T ENJOY BOTH EVEN THOUGH THE BOTH HAVE THEIR + AND -!!!

[cassievach]

6t8iu7y7oi

[TheSporkchop]

Why do people think the Djy versions are better? The voice actors in those are awful, they sound like 12 year olds with $2 microphones, half the time you can't hear the narration over the sound and the animation is much worse. Plus, this one has dramatic music!

[letsplayer64]

whats the song between 2:51 and 3:06

[Gaz6231]

@letsplayer64

Not sure what it's called or if it even has a name, but it's from the Kill Bill soundtrack. It's actually a cover of the Ironside theme, mind that show about the cop in the wheelchair?

[letsplayer64]

@Gaz6231 thx very much

[xZaCloudx]

Very, very awesome. I love this different take on it. I love this version AND the other version, in different ways. They're both friggin' awesome, and provide variety for the same story. Thanks for posting this hilarious interpretation of a classic story. :3

[KAOSMASTERoriginal]

its amazing how you made this crazy-mispelled and horrible story-lined story have even the slightest emotional impact.

[KitKatStudios]

This was so epic, and the last line perfectly summed it all up. XD

Also, the song from 5:16-6:23 and 8:02-8:26 sounds really familiar. Can anybody tell me what it is?

[phlegethonic]

I've seen both, and I'm expressing solidarity with @Gaz6231.

While Djy1991's version has some better shots and cinematography in places, having Gaz give all of the characters voices, as well as his better eye for action shots make this one great.

I actually was intending on editing them together at some point, keeping Gaz's narration and most of his shots, while splicing in some of Djy1991's Stider shots.

Keep up the good work, Gaz.

[RiotShieldMan]

Even though this didn't have the long epic, crazy fight scene as the original, this version is brilliant and hilarious in its own right! Outstanding narrating! Well done!

[EtotheZtotheKyle]

The fuck is this shit!? I very much prefer the Djy1991 version.

[Gaz6231]

@EtotheZtotheKyle

I very much couldn't care less.

[Gaz6231]

@KingOfInfernos

You know what, I don't usually out-and-out call people a fucking moron to their face, but you are one.

A search on YouTube for "full life consequences free man" gives this video as the second result. Guess which one is first? I'll give you a minute to try it.

It even auto-completes after typing "full life". Seriously, you'd have to be brain damaged not to find it.

And how can this be a 'rip-off' if it was released two weeks BEFORE the other version?

You have a brain; use it.

[KingOfInfernos]

@Gaz6231 For one, I searched it, it didn't show up, and I looked at the guys profile page and it said that it was removed from copyright reasons from CBS or some shit. Some guy mentioned it before me.

Second of all, I posted this comment before reading through the comments, and when I saw that you said it was released before the other one, I clicked "remove" because I realized "if that's the case, I'm wrong, I'll remove my comment." Clearly, youtube, in it's infinite wisdom, decided to ignore me

[TheFlarbar]

@Gaz6231 How do you make things so funny and dramatic at the same time?

[MrLaxdude89]

@KingOfInfernos its all the "Fans" Fault dumbass, blame them, they flagged it, thus it got banned, I wouldn't be surprised if u did it for kicks, I never got to see the real one and it's their fault. not his, be greatful someone was nice enough to re create it for us

[Gaz6231]

@MrLaxdude89

I appreciate the sentiment, but this is the 'real' one. DJY's version came out 2 weeks after this did.

[MrLaxdude89]

@Gaz6231 what do u mean, u made his version, or he made a totaly different one

[Gaz6231]

@MrLaxdude89

It's simple; I made this. Two weeks later, DJY uploads his. That makes this the 'real' one.

[KingOfInfernos]

@MrLaxdude89 I find it ironic that you called me the dumbass yet you're the one trying to argue (using bad spelling, assuming things, etc. - by the way.) with someone whose argument was not only made weeks ago, but also withdrew it(or at least tried to...). I also NEVER said it was his fault. So (as hypocritical as it is), get your facts straight before you say something stupid. At least I had the intention to take back what I said(again, Youtube stupidity), so gtfo of an argument that's over.

[MrLaxdude89]

@KingOfInfernos umad? Your the one who got spammed, and Gaz Thanked me :) I got nothing on you main, good day

[KingOfInfernos]

@MrLaxdude89 How did I get spammed, is this my video? Are you retarded? I'm not asking that to be mean, I'm sincerely asking if you are mentally ill.

BTW: No, I'm not mad, I'm annoyed that someone wants to argue a moot point. I'm also annoyed that people have to use memes and crap-ass spelling to argue, but not mad. So, if you want to continue arguing about some bullshit, that's fine, but don't expect a response. Not because you think you won, but because I just don't care what you have to say.

[MrLaxdude89]

@KingOfInfernos I meant your comment and that was very very offensive, and i don't think I won, it's not a contest, I really really, honestly I really hope you know that, because this would be one damn stupid contest, see, I don't give a flying fuck about you, you may reply to my comment, but I am sorry to inform you I will not be replying, Have a nice day good sir

[KingOfInfernos]

@EtotheZtotheKyle I agree, this is bull.

[DaAmusingProductions]

@EtotheZtotheKyle This is much better than the Djy1991 version

[elemenz888]

4:27 lmfao.... the ultimate motive, the most basic of all plot motivators:

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO !!!

what? why?

BECAUSE !!!!!! Stop asking stupid questions!!!! xD

[K1TheOne1]

The original Half-Life - Full Life Consequences: Free Man was uploaded by Djy1991. It got blocked by NBC for some copyright reason. I have no idea why. Complete bullshit reason probably. I can't find the original video anywhere though.

[Gaz6231]

@K1TheOne1

It's on his channel. It was also uploaded exactly two weeks after this version, which would make this one the original.

[HaloSpartan300]

@Gaz6231

Umm just curious; how are you certain of that? Do you have a screencap or somethin?

[Gaz6231]

@HaloSpartan300

I'm certain because I made it and the upload dates are clearly visible.

[Gaz6231]

@PozerWolf

You mean 'definitely'?

In the time it's taken you to write and read these comments, you could have typed 'full life consequences free man' into the search engine and found it.

[PozerWolf]

Anyone know where we can find the original Free Man gary's mod animated video? I remember seeing it not too long ago, but can't seem to locate the original.

[Gaz6231]

@PozerWolf

This is the original.

[PozerWolf]

@Gaz6231 there was differently another version of this out there. Know anything about it?

[ChuloGoatWild]

This was aesthetically pleasing.

[Spyyko]

I swear this wasnt the original...

[Gaz6231]

@Spyyko

If by 'original' you mean 'first GMod interpretation of this particular fan-fiction', then you swear wrong.

[garbagepailrejects]

Henry Freeman sounds like Alec Baldwin.

[mrbuddyclark]

this was masterplate

[ToasterInHiding]

Thumbs Up If You Say The Spazzing Gman Head/hologram On The Pole.

[Gaz6231]

@ToasterInHiding

Thumbs up if you're fed up of people leaving 'thumbs up if' comments.

[kurtcobain279489]

@Gaz6231 Thumbs up for Irony!

[Evertide05]

@Gaz6231 Thumbs up if you hate people asking for thumbs up like bitches but love paradoxes.

[Gaz6231]

@Evertide05

Thumbs up if you thumbed this comment down.

WHOA PARADOXICAL

[Gaz6231]

@Evertide05

Thumbs up if you thumbed this comment down.

WHOA PARADOXICAL

[833nirassi]

Thumbs up if you thought the dark man was Wallace Breen last episode

[nicksucci]

i realy like it too cool how fake do you use?

[nicksucci]

i realy like too cool how fake do you use?

[electricbayonet2]

Is...is Gordon Freeman voiced by the cybernetic clone of Jimmy Stewart?

[Pipebombdreams]

Does anybody know the name of the song that played while John Freeman comfarted Gordon Freeman?

[Adreiix]

Such a sad story. ;_;

John Freeman, a true hero!

[833nirassi]

Yeah like farnesyfudge said, this could be a movie if spellings grammar and narrative is a bit better

[FarnesyFudge]

If you fix all the spelling and grammar errors, and smooth out the narrative, this isn't all that bad a story. Well, it's a hell of a lot better than most fanfiction!

[tomimn2233]

this is like the death proof to djy1991's planet terror.

like them both. so awesome.

[Jmlatmr87]

I think that this really should win some sort of award. xD I keep coming back to this and "Hero Beggining" The voice over is great, and I like the music you used as well. The music with Gordan Freeman and John Freeman fighting is epic... xD And not to mention the Rocky theme later lol. I'd like to hear the series as narrated by the Gaz personally. The inflection on certain parts is just great. Barley time. xD This may be the best parody FOREST OF TIME!

[TheMulderMagic]

Sad, touching story. At least the humens are safe (;

[xDolphZigglerx]

Chuck Norris ain't got shit on John Freeman.

[masterDevis]

0:51 *flop* *boing!*

[TheGrandTheftshit]

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow ! LOL ePiC xD

[SPHSdrumline]

The fuck happened to the 10000x funnier one by djy? His was soooo much better

[Gaz6231]

@SPHSdrumline

Trolly trolly troll troll. Good effort on the overall message, but a little overcooked.

8/10

[SPHSdrumline]

@Gaz6231 i made that comment on my itouch, and djy didnt make his vid compatible with the itouch, so i couldnt find it :} as for your video, its very funny, but John Freeman's voice over is annoying, and the editing and background tidbits are not nearly as superiorly hilarious as djy's, although i do applaud you for your efforts, and succeeding in gaining a chuckle from me, i must admit i'd rather djy's vid over anyones. i suggest you whatch it, its truly hilarious

[Gaz6231]

@SPHSdrumline

See now I'm not sure if srs. This is a much better effort. Let's go with 'you're serious' for now.

Of course you prefer DJY's (with a dozen people helping him) version, you're in his target demographic.

Your spelling and punctuation (or lack thereof) indicates average/below-average intelligence and a short attention span. You're entertained by funny faces, flashing lights, bright colours.

The irony of the source material being taken 'seriously' is probably completely lost on you.

[SPHSdrumline]

@Gaz6231 Well, your argument of my spelling on youtube is bullshit, as if anyone over the age of 13 gives a fuck. I dont care how my punctuation/spelling comes out on the internet, if i did i'd just switch over to google chrome and it would take care of that. Furthermore i dont see how looking into the background and seeing the random ass things in the background (like a banana man, spiderman, etc) gives good reason for replay to see what you missed the first time. The only diff thing about your

[SPHSdrumline]

@Gaz6231 vid, is that it has hardly the amount of funny things in the background, and the wrong voice is with it. The story was obviously written by a retarded, illiterate son of a bitch, and should be read like an idiot to fully express the retardation of the whole video. As for djy assembling a crew of people to help him, im assuming you did not. In this case, you shall recieve no sympathy from me. What stopped you from calling some friends over?

[Gaz6231]

@SPHSdrumline

U mad?

[SPHSdrumline]

@Gaz6231 nope :} djy's vid is making me laugh too much

[Gaz6231]

@SPHSdrumline

"Oooh look at the pretty colours haha the G-Man made a funny face hahaha I have the mental capacity of a child HAHAHA"

Trollolololol.

[SPHSdrumline]

@Gaz6231 lol umad?

[Gaz6231]

@SPHSdrumline

Nope, your brainless fanboy-ism is making me laugh too much.

[SPHSdrumline]

@Gaz6231 fanboy? hardly, just sayin that your pathetic excuse for why djy's video is more popular and funny is because his fans are idiots who laugh at childish things. as if yours is any different? next time dont start an argument you cant handle dumbshit

[Gaz6231]

@SPHSdrumline

Yeah, u mad. You SO mad, bro.

[SPHSdrumline]

@Gaz6231 oh come on bro! :( im sorry bro man im sorry brocephus, bromodo dragon, broseidon, king of the brocean :{{{ 8========D

[DurNizzle]

reboot music haha xD 

[xDolphZigglerx]

I wish I could teleportaled.

[HyaenusDominae]

Was this guy doing a Bill Clinton impression for Gordon Freeman's voice?

[Gaz6231]

@HyaenusDominae

Read the credits. Then Google if you have to.

[tonichakempi]

i liked it when john freeman saved humans or was it henry freeman?

[THiNGYBOBinc]

Amazing. John Freeman WAS Henry Freeman.

[Gaz6231]

@THiNGYBOBinc

Just a really strong family resemblance.

[Skittle1999]

That is a toutching story ;,,,,,)

[TheRealBurninator]

Was that actually David Hayter, or are you kidding?

[Gaz6231]

@TheRealBurninator

No I'm deadly serious, I got David Hayter the world renowned voice actor to star in my hastily constructed Garry's Mod video. That totally happened.

Dude. C'mon.

[StormSpotter342]

@Gaz6231

Along with David Hayter, he also brought Jimmy Stewart back from the dead to voice Gordon Freeman. Gaz must have very powerful friends.

[Gaz6231]

@StormSpotter342

You have NO idea...

MWUHAHAHAHAAAA

[HaloSpartan300]

@Gaz6231

:O

Dude...

Awesome much

[Hades6655]

Gaz you is mine knew favright ;)

[QUITCALLINGME]

im gunna cry yo

[Gaz6231]

@QUITCALLINGME

You wouldn't be the first, bro.

You would definitely not be the first.

[mrmootheirrev]

4:48 sounds like Batman vs. John McCain!

[EBisDAV656]

@Gaz6231 Oh. Ok.

Btw, I dont really hate it that much...

I'm just not really in a good mood. :c

I'm not so happy about some project I'm failing, so I feel a little bitter about everything.

What I truly think is that this video is good.

The only thing that I think is wrong is how people did things for Djy.

It was an ICTON Group movie, so they were working together.

Sorry I was so mean.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

Each version has their own charm, but I prefer this version to djy's just because of the music fitting better. It has a serious kind of feel to it despite how unseriously it's meant to be taken. The sad piano music when Gordon dies makes this better in my eyes. That and the lack of an overly long fight scene with an unnecessary portal reference. I just wish there were "Gaz" versions of the first two Full Life Consequences :(

[EBisDAV656]

@Gaz6231 And what is "Couldnae"?

[Gaz6231]

@EBisDAV656

It's a contraction of 'could not', primarily used in Scottish slang dialect. That's right, I just got ghetto o your ass.