"Eiffel Tower" 7/17/09

[FredWeasleyRox]

I go to bridgestreet all the time. It is too nice for Alabama! It's also too expensive...

[TheSuperCashew]

OH MY GOD! WHAT????

I FRIGGIN LIVE IN HUNTSVILLE!!!

I JUST HAD TO NOT GO TO BRIDGE STREET THAT DAY!!!!!!

GAHHH!!! I PASS BY BRIDGE STREET EVERY DAY!!! almost...

By the way... Madison and part of Huntsville= the preppy part of Alabama and that would be why bridge street is there...

[BelluBlossom]

u r so hot :)

[rachelannen]

that was a day after my birthday last year and its my birthday today=D

[TheMaccintosh]

@rachelannen happy birthday from yesterday :)

[kpj101494]

video removed :(

[SpazEatsSunshine]

WOAH, aha, i live in Alabama, and I've been to bridge street like 545827 times. :)

[MiscellaneousUno]

I am now 21 years old and after watching this it caused me to reminise back to the 6th grade, when I met my (soon to be, at the time, and now) best friend. She introduced me to an unsuspecting world of pervertedness. Her coin fraze of 1999 was "PENIS". At the time it was kinda curruptive but humerous in the same instance. Unfortunately, our junior year, she moved to TN. I don't see her much, but this video just reminded me of her.

Thank you

haha

Penis.

[SamitheeKins]

if i was a cat i would claw you in the boob because i love you.

[ddrkangaroo]

I live in Alabama:)

[OnceUponATime0100]

love ur ACCENT!!!!!!!!

[hayabb777]

me too <3 :D

[luv2golf94]

i love you hair!!!!!

[DDRVidz]

Lemme know how it works out... when you... do yourself..

[missalexisjohnson]

thirteen thousand.

[lwownzu]

the scarey thing is that its right at 12840...

so he got it right on

[romeolove2009]

nice =

[itscchelsea]

Penis seems like the most appropriate outro. hahaha. Matt is hilarious. (:

[0dexterschick0]

the effiel tower of 789 is still the best thing i have ever witnessed in my entire life!

[AShleyWOAHxoxBABY]

every ones older sisters name is ashley Omw oh my weiner! lol jk im a gurl i think X-/

[SweetrockerMB]

I love how you're all awkward

[mitchelldavisfan1997]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA! lol no wonder that song is stuck in my head! dude lol :}

[0dexterschick0]

it was AKWARD, but it was also AMAZING! Youtubers are the best people in the world!

[tratdall]

hey i think ive been to huntsville

[kierwest]

Bag of penises! god...

[DemonToastOfDarkness]

pppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn­niiiiiiiisssssssss

[FobMcrPatdFanatic]

your pink curtains are so manly XD

btw i freakin love youu

[singingwithsass]

@FobMcrPatdFanatic i thought they were rec with the sun making them pink?

[yeneil]

lol the curtains look pink

[xpinnedxdownxsolox]

*Penis*

Yeahhh~Rad

[xSuperFinEx]

i want those curtains, they r so amazzinly gorgous i have tah have them o:<

[BrokenDollHearts]

yay i was hoping you'd make a vid on my birthday...even though i found that out late, it still made my day, this makes me feel creepy....yeah

[fullmetal22000]

animation series about what? :]

[JetPackHeros]

Danielle Says: It's okay Matt, I watch Pokemon also! D:

[iToxicGlowxx]

O.o"penis"??? XD that was funny O: ILY!! :DD<33

[funky196]

i love ur pink window thingies i think there called curtins but watever u no wat im talking about :)

[CrossKiryu]

"Why am I watching Pokemon?"

Lol. You can watch Pokemon, we'll just think you're a dork, and we'll love you more. ^^

[coltonte3]

penis

[jasminejealousyTM]

;DDDDDDDD I LOVE YOU

[jnkfm]

you have the most beautiful eyes, i just wanna go swimmin in them.

[RiegningRepulsionES]

He's awesomely creepy!!!!!!!

[himwuver619]

Man I'm so mad that I didn't get to see you when I was in Louisiana. 'cause I passed Alabama like 5 times while I was there

[0dexterschick0]

the eiffel tower of 789 was the greatest thing I saw in NYC. you guys should be so proud of what you accomplished! =P

[katiesaysrawer]

bridge street is awesome but your right it doesnt belong in alabama

[anicoleantoinette22]

the 17th was my bday swifty lol ^ ^

[Hylgenohu]

"Is it recording?"

just like you are asking me : D

No, it's not.

[iluvSKC]

Lmao i love the begining of the video

haha ur hot when ur akward<3

[chris12093]

:o animation lol if you ever need funny voices calls meee'z xD ima be a voice actor :3 xD

[thornmastro]

I just got Prototype. It's bad-ass.

[XxVampireMCRxX]

i got it a week ago,

it is a badass game! :D

[invaderzimpeople]

the reason you were watchin pokemon is becuz it stops cancer!

[orangeNikkikaur93]

penis

[animejunky390]

Fuck yeah man! Pokemon FTW!! xD

[dagerthinkstoomuch]

dude I was there for the eiffel tower, I am in the corner of like half of the photos looking utterly terrified (which I believe was a perfectly rational reaction to seeing a large group of men do what they did). I had prayed a the the time that I was so drunk I would just forget witnessing the eiffel tower in the morning, but now it's all over the internet and I fear I will be permanently scarred (and slightly turned on ;) by the memory of the 789 eiffel tower.

[pinkisforfreaks]

"Just Cheeeeelllin... thats wat i do because im african american" haha luv that XD u country boy!

[Bubblez921]

WTH!!! YOU WERE IN HUNTSVILLE????? DAMN YOU LOL sorry wierd moment... cant believe you were in huntsville i live there or here or however you want to say it lol well lates

[SaintAntRox]

the end made me laugh

[cricketrox4ever]

can we fuck? if not can i paint your nails?

[carizzle92]

lolz at the end!!

[muffincarcass]

Why wouldn't you watch Pokemon. ;/

[pollybaibai]

because im african american

why am i watching pokemon?

i love matthew brian brown (:

[jped96]

haha hilton in alabama lol thas just funny im southern too so i can say that stuff

[SugarElectric]

OMG I tottally love it that you say PENIS all the damn time!!!lol

[975mas]

LOL "penis" HAHAHAHAHA

[choirgirl6087012]

7/17/09 is when i went to see 3 Doors Down =]

[starwberryjamXD]

Matt you are amazing!

<3

I still think you are funny!! ,,

;DD

[alina0music0life]

BAHAHAHA lol the eifel tower is hella funny XD

[IlyKatastrophe]

Lmao. "Why am I watching Pokemon?" :D

[roocatcat]

POKEMON xD

[VanessaHudgens11011]

This was made on my b-day!!

[DanicaJammin]

you do not look like a matthew! legally change your name to swifty

[xkillsteph]

i agree.

[NJacoblover]

LOL, okay, that was funny. :)

[shurtugal1993]

lolz, great intro "is it recording?" awesome noobness

[keithzworld]

This was awesome Matt loved the video on swiftkarataechop btw

[Zuckerwattekind]

me and my best friend wanted to do an animation serie too , .. about penises with magic powers.. but we were too lazy. ='D

but we had 1000 ideas!

[bellelyme]

Hey swifty buddy, sort yourself out.You've gotten considerably less funny. I loved your videos, but now... kinda dull. Just thought you should know.

[IatGst]

Haha, "I'll talk to you guys later...Penis."

I'm gonna rape your eyes ;D

[iPsychoKitteh]

penis o_o

[jessicawonderswhy]

obviously.

i was joking.

[jessicawonderswhy]

12, 000? My computer says only 3,519 views. Let's not over-estimate your power, Swifty. I think having this second chanel has gone to your head. You've changed, man...

[demet199]

mine too...

[swiftkaratechop]

talking about subscribers on this channel lol

[pigs2love]

I like your pink curtain

[KooKooCow]

:3 <3

[Megalosaur]

That should totally be your new signout phrase. Instead of Peace

PENIS.

[abbydollll]

Awee. I love your accenttt.

[cutiepiecake96]

OMG right when you said penis at the end my tweetdeck notification signal went off...weird.....

cant wait for the ask swifty!!

[meizsharky]

i saw bruno HAHAA damn that was funny remember the dildo karate haha

[iloveloveshoes]

jp did such a great job on the video. it was so freakin funny the ending was epic. <3 ya matt

[kelseybueller]

this vid had like 5 seconds left and i was serously thinking 'he has to say it.. i know he will' and you go 'ya.. penis.' and i was like 'AHAHA I KNEW IT!'

[kelseybueller]

omg i LOVE how you say 'chillin' and 'chill' ommggg ur accent. and i love your hair like that bytheeway

[itselisse]

ooh im excited for the animation series!

and i like how penis is your sign off lol

[contrerazallie]

:):):)

[missy11309]

omg its gonna b kool

[theundeaddoll]

dont worry,only 315 know about it :)

[nicky8904]

random vid ftw

[kimmith709]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHH

[TeaPartyForOne]

haha LOL there is only about 325 views on this video LOL not 12 000!!

but that 325 people love you and I will be one of that 12 000. :D

You rox!!

[PhePheBill]

yes!!!!!! ask swiftys are the best!!! why did u die at the 789 thing?

[redheadmetal]

yay pokemon haha

[mikecardenislove]

I love you!

Your vids are awesome

And I like your hair

It looks so fluffy and soft <3

[WMV8]

Pokemon is the stuff!!

[caraownsu25]

deff!!

[ashee2012]

how many people are gonna have the same name as me? that's like the millionth ashley i have heard of...on youtube alone lol

[CynBin20]

I remember when I subscribed to your main Channel and there were only 12000 people =P

[PatdFob254]

Duuuuuuude, you curtains!

Are they your red velvety background for when

you do ask swifty?

Whoo! Animation series! The Swifty: he chops off penises for no reason and his sidekick,

Chance! who eats bananas out of curiosity!

xD

I am retarded :P

[JuliaLynn2013]

Penis is SUCH a better word than peace, Swifty.

:]

I'm sure the animation will be hilarious.

Can't wait for the ask Swift!!

~JuliaLynn2013~

~shoots promoters~

[mindfreakultimatefan]

RIP SWIFTY

[VirginVersion69]

Holy Cock Poop!!! Your own Anime series!!?? Well cut off my balls and tell me you love me. That's some good shit bro. I would strangle you from envy if I didn't love you so much.

[sarahlovelp]

what a great way 2 say goodbye,,,penis!

[19MANDAR87]

Is penis the new goodbye?! lol If not it should be! :)

[lqcmp1]

WHAT THE FUCK! When you said "{Why am I watching Pokemon?" I realized I was watching Pokemon. And when you said "I'm going to turn this down." My brother turned it off! WTF?

[TimothyDeLaGhetto2]

you kinda look like obama

[offwhitewalls]

i was in alabama yesterday!

[CabbRiceGrain]

hey babe, wanna trade pokemon? XD

[emopokemonkid]

Yeah go pokemon yeah pokemon is awesome :D

[xEmoGirl8x]

lol u were watching pokemon? im jelous -.O

[crystalzip2002]

Omg Im going to be living in Alabama for four months soon. Im going to be in the middle of the state...we should so hang... :D

Why are there pink curtains behind you?

[Vee167]

penis :]

lol!

[retromimia123]

bambi

[xXRazorbladeSmilesXx]

Why wouldn't you watch Pokemon?

[JPSalamancaMusic]

I love you Mr. Chop. <3 =)

[ChristianRockr]

ya bridgestreet is freaking nice, it does not belong here in Huntsville. I know Huntsville is nice but its not really that nice.

I love living in Huntsvegas though. :)

[JoBroPARANOID]

the 315 of you!

[JamieOfCourse]

PENIS!

[iSleepwithyourmom]

today's my birthday:D

[ShannyUriex3x]

the first 35 seconds was you repeating stuff you just said.

hahaaaa!!

"you are sexy. i want to do me!"

:D

[WolfTamer13]

I love how at the end u said penis lol

[TropicanaXxXx]

Pokemon is the shit! I remember when I had like all the cards xD Psyduck is my favorite. Everyone says Pikachu is but psssh Psyduck is awesome. Lol.

[stunnershady]

MUDKIPZ :)

[SwiftyIsHot]

Nuh-uh... everyone knows that MUDKIPZ are awesome! XD

[coolestnerdever122]

no no they arent because my friends older brother kept on asking/saying "heyyy, so i heard you like MUDKIPS" it was so ANNOYING he said that at least 23 times

[SwiftyIsHot]

lol I jk<3

[karlagabii]

haha awesome vid! yesh animated series!! woo

ill keep your secret xD

[TheWillofDC]

love the eiffel tower video! hilarious!

[swiftkaratechop]

i know right so awkward but amazing!

[SwiftyIsHot]

I hope they have 789 near Indian Wells. I want to see you at my hotel, swimming in all three pools, going to spa, splashing in the fountain, and uh... having dinner with me, the owner of my 3 star hotel! :) Best part: YEW GET TO SEEZ SPONGEBOBS AND DORAS!

[TheWillofDC]

times the amazing to the power of amazing.

if only i could've expereinced it in person, lol.

ps it was great meeting you at 789

[SunshineRevolution]

Haha Penis!

[FakeYourDeath09]

Penis.

=D Yay for 789, effiel towering, andddddd Huntsville.

[BloodShotAngelINC]

haha nice

[KarlySykes1]

"your sexy, i would totally do me"

LMAO, you know your sexy dont you.

[caittyyy3308]

ohh lmao good fun vid. :)

[angrydoomkitty]

ur very bad at keeping secrets arnt u????

[caittyyy3308]

he was kidding.

[Gorillaz4Life246810]

do u play kingdom hearts swifty??

[LukeWarmBreaks]

lmao I was watching pokemon today too

I love your position in that eiffel tower :)

[122vanessa122]

i love you :)

[threedeemcgee]

yeah brige street is most deff a shocker in this country bumpkin state of alabama :P

well what in the heck is a gondola?? lol

[anitakitkat]

you should promote this channel more on your main channel

[Ix3Music549]

my mom went to the hilton hotel, then a bird said '' fuck u bitch '' to her

[joantwiggg]

where's jill :D

[mebekatie5197]

attached to his arm dingdong

[nofunwithoutme]

marathon of pokemon!

[LadySyrelyn]

oh wow you posted this just today... and you already have a lot of comments. lol

<3

So..about this Animation thing? Sounds pretty cool, I'm looking forward to it ;)

[ohgodtheaftermath318]

hahaha i watching pokemon,too!

[MEGATR0N9000]

lets hangout C:

[paulbanksbaby]

The Eiffel Tower video is hilarious. As soon as I get to a computer, I'm subbing him and this channel! Ps the one thing I noticed in that vid was how nice your butt is. So creepy.

[immortalxpulse]

I love you and ham.

[EpicEllie]

saying penis is the way to say goodbye.

[oxooliexox]

yourrr eyesss are freakinnn amazinggg.

[kaykayhilol]

ill talk 2 u l8r....penis

[SummerAmbience]

yay for youtube partnership on your personal channel. excited for the new askswifty and animation series! ;)

[gennygoesroar]

LOL that "Eiffel Tower" well there's no words to describe it xD

[fknfade]

well said. penis.

i dont get it are you at home or on vacation?

[XconfusedXsoulX]

You are SUCH a lucky dickens. Animation?! Thats so cool O.O Lol i was just about to say, "DO me!" As in like anime and stuff lol, but then i thought how awkward that would sound... Yea, still awkward lol

[0dexterschick0]

the eiffel tower video is AWSOME!

I'm STILL trying to figure out how I ended up in it....

Just so everyone knows: yes, it was even wierder to see it live!

[Parawhorexlover]

Matt :D

Yay you're amazing (:

[mahargyblehs]

I love you.

[IAmATampon]

I'm in the top 300 biznitch

[XxitsjossiebitchxX]

AW YOUR SO DAMN CUTE WHEN YOUR RANDOM!!!!!

0:50

and i sooo agree with you...lol

[animepanda13]

"why am i watching pokemon?"

i was watching pokemon when he said that and thinking the same thing O.o lol

[monkeyt1]

Agreed, Alabama sucks. I live here so I can say so.

Can't wait for the new stuff :)

[xforgetmenotsx]

pokemon

lolz

[SookyChan]

I was just recently in Huntsville : D

[derkamandoo]

matt how can i improve my videos

[nikkiandnathan]

matt is amazing

[alisingsalott]

Wow, I love you Matt. :)

You're amazing.

[xxconverse045xx]

Haha i was wondering if you saw that video yet :]

[mycatisgr8]

o:

Make an ask Swifty on July 19, 'tis my birthday.

:D