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@CODtroll hey. Thats one of the rules of marketing. Sex sells. But i find it still funny, that you can decapetated limps and heads in games, but you rarely see breasts of charas.
Even in God of War 3 where is nothing more then blood and limbs. They film the scene beside the bed instead of the sex. Not that the people need more sex in their entertainment, but it amuses me everytime i see such wannabe erotic scenes in games.
My harddrive never gets hard over puesdo cartoon sexual encounters. Petunia Pig never hooked up with Porky...and Buggs never did it rabbit-style. HAHA
but for those nerd , fat , ugly and socially unavailable guys ( i say guys because i seriously think women wouldn't participate in this shit since they they hold the power... ) it could be quite the experience...
@JRBreason if by last name you mean nickname or gamertag, then yeah I got it from my friends cuz im one lucky ass, and since clover was more of a girls name they went with Shamrock :)
i dont understand how anyone could get pleasure from not actually feeling a virtual tit. essentially your just going to be feeling air. for fuck sake just watch porn and jerk off like "normal people"
This is where we can say it began. The end of the human race. Skynet, oops I mean, Kinect has began it's attack by reducing our numbers my making reproduction unnecessary
@MrGundestrup cmon it was only a matter of time....think about it any new form of technology only sparks the question of how to have sex with it...just look at force feedback
lol Kinect sex is just sad lol they are not even grabbing anything they are just waving their hand in the air lmao, thats just pathetic for any guy who buys that
wow im sure that if there is future then they will probably make a pair of glasses that will make you see naked females for men and naked males for females, thats my goal baby! ( YEAH RIGHT )
interesting, if thats the mass effect 3 engin on mass effect 2 for the ps3 then theres still 8 months till the game comes out so cant wait to see what it looks like then
Umm yea thats never gona get out lol, as for the fools Saying because your playing a Game thats not on the 360 your going to get Laid.. how about you stop the dum ass comments and go get a REAL Girl :) I Play both 360/PS3 and have a Girl Friend befor you start the nerd spam :)
Ooo and by the way, if you look at almost any PC Game they all have Nude/Sex Mods, Welcome to this Planet kids :)
@xXSoulFire then again PC games arent as common as console games, because most of the people dont see PC's as a gaming platform and more of a workstation, and as for the MODS its not the same as having a Battlefield 1942 Mod as a game where you engage in "virtual" sex.... which is honestly VERY sad...
And yes kids sex is where a floating disembodied hand follows a girl in a bikini
It's a magical freaking experience! XD PMSL
missAnime97 2 weeks ago
Forever alone takes bones and flesh if you know what I mean...
NickWarlordGR 3 weeks ago
wow xbox is going down the shitter if they really need more money to make a game for virgins
onlinetag 2 months ago
who else thinks this guy looks like drake from uncharted haha!
effectkiller 2 months ago
kinnect sex is just masturbation next to the xbox
TheCommenter1337 2 months ago
@TheCommenter1337
don't ever show the kinect sex controler to the small kids, it will teach them very bad manners, trust me don't do it.
sadiq2008 2 months ago
Females will be pissed of on this,they will fear the power of kinect and the thot of getting less man penis...:O
ParasitePowned 4 months ago 3
wow...
DannyRydstrom 4 months ago
Finally a reason to get the kinect
MrYoshi411 4 months ago
@MrYoshi411 finally a way for guys who can't get girls
will get girls through a game not real life
all that = no life
joserivera1301 2 months ago
Just imagine someone sees you playing kinect sex out the window.
MrSavagegamer 5 months ago 5
Why play it when u can actually do it??? Just saying..
blackmonday003 5 months ago
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ORTmusic 6 months ago
I love 1:46
tformers13 6 months ago 2
Playing kincet:You are humping nothing
Sup3rAwsomeDude 7 months ago
@DjEndOfChaos what about tali? i like tali!
reloaditfast 7 months ago
It's a joke
ForsakenZOL 7 months ago
Kinect sex games? Are you fucking serious!? Jeez there must be a lot of perverts out there....
C9316 7 months ago
@C9316
Too many unfortunately... lol.
ZoldierrZzz 7 months ago
all i saw was kinect sex and i was all WHOOAAA!!!!
Slodogk 7 months ago
damn, i want that game
AtgGaming341 7 months ago
If the idea I had would have actually been, imagine the discomfort when your parents walk into you playing video games... akward.
FaslifiedHero 7 months ago
lol, imagine yourself playing Mass Effect 3 and fuck Miranda on Kinect. xD "Insert penis in Miranda's mouth"...
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kortasnestre 7 months ago
NBCs Chuck made you watch Mirandas butt
hardcoreLazors 8 months ago
Обзор игры у меня...
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Radjuk 8 months ago
hahaha XD. Thats were baby comes from XD
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MassEffect3PreReleas 8 months ago
...Damnit, I was hoping to get it on with Garrus using Kinect.
Someday. Sommmedaaayyy.
XestaStudios 8 months ago
The top 2 comments are the same!
TheComradeMax 8 months ago 2
when i was a kid i used to think anal retentive meant something else now i know its what my bf does to me saturday nights!
Babeigurl82 9 months ago
so are there any nonvirgins here who clicked this video for mass effect 3?
CODtroll 9 months ago 3
@CODtroll hey. Thats one of the rules of marketing. Sex sells. But i find it still funny, that you can decapetated limps and heads in games, but you rarely see breasts of charas.
Even in God of War 3 where is nothing more then blood and limbs. They film the scene beside the bed instead of the sex. Not that the people need more sex in their entertainment, but it amuses me everytime i see such wannabe erotic scenes in games.
ghostking0 8 months ago
Thumbs up if you think that at least 80% of people watched this because of the word
"Sex".
firespawn01 9 months ago 6
sex got about 99% of my attention
DeathIsEz 9 months ago 4
4 stars Clip
likayouful 9 months ago
what deh heck i didnt click here
stefanuchiha06 9 months ago
hope they'll deliver an artificial pussy too
ZyncheStrikesBack 9 months ago
@ZyncheStrikesBack Its been done. Its called a fleshlight.
hassmann2000 9 months ago
lmfao
ZyncheStrikesBack 9 months ago
how many clicked this just because of kinect sex??
mmmmmkmm 9 months ago 63
@mmmmmkmm me :)
MrSavagegamer 7 months ago
@mmmmmkmm 273,280
TheGreatRisik9001 4 months ago
That last bit was MY fix
EBMD48 9 months ago
@uninvitedpwner lol
ThePwnyRider 9 months ago
1:01 lol.... that guy looks liek the guy in the picture.. OMG HES IN DISGUISE WTFKBBQ!!!
gunny122342 9 months ago
"Kinect! Fun for the whole family!" I bet....
SSJ5SonGohan1 9 months ago 5
um i thought he was gonna talk about mass effect 3 not 2
anticliche321 9 months ago
I wonder how will they do the deed. Hmm...
KubernetePirata 9 months ago
Thats just turned my software into hardware!
iAreRobb 9 months ago 6
XBox 360 Kinect Console giveaway. More info inside my profile.
ernietra 10 months ago
I hope the sex game only needs one hand to control
sentrynebri 10 months ago
OMG I HOPE ITS MULTIPLAYER!!!
uninvitedpwner 10 months ago
Thumbs up if you misread and though the Kinect Sex refers to Mass Effect 3? Wouldn't it be weird to screw Miranda like that?
zavulon06 10 months ago 186
@zavulon06 weird nar be FUCKING AWSOME YOU SEEN THAT ASS IN THE GAME!!!!
phonixinuinit 10 months ago
@phonixinuinit word man that ass is beautiful. i think they borrowed kim kardashian's ass for this game
zavulon06 10 months ago
@zavulon06 oh hey mom...watch me play this!
reloaditfast 7 months ago
@reloaditfast disturbing image
zavulon06 7 months ago
@zavulon06 but only if she lived :o
Br1tishman 7 months ago
@Br1tishman she sort of does, her name is Yvonne Strahovski :D
zavulon06 7 months ago
Kinect = sex game = boner = jizz = mom walking into room = you saying, "It's not what it looks like!"
ims0a5ian 10 months ago 3
My harddrive never gets hard over puesdo cartoon sexual encounters. Petunia Pig never hooked up with Porky...and Buggs never did it rabbit-style. HAHA
calmingspeed 10 months ago
Who else watched this for kinect sex thing I was like WTF kinect sex gotta see this
kratosthephantom 10 months ago
пидоры
zdssdavidb 10 months ago
1 of your eyes semm smaller then the oder.......
thepascalhouston 10 months ago
i wounder if my kinect is able to scan my enormous cock. I'll probably unlock the "jizz in my pants" achievement worth 25 gpts.
ViLo829 10 months ago 6
@ViLo829 fag
TheBic4 10 months ago
So, baby's don't come from belly buttons...
IamPOPENTOCHUMP 10 months ago 5
@IamPOPENTOCHUMP Nooooo.... they come from Santa Claus... why do you think people always say they see their mom kissing Santa under a mistletoe?
SSJ5SonGohan1 9 months ago
i hope mass effect 3 isn't a kinect only game....
jedimaster1326 10 months ago 6
Damn, I tought this was about Miranda's romance scene in ME3.
AntiXaldin 10 months ago
Babies come from BOOBS? OMG, that means our teachers are STUPID =O
dhabin 10 months ago 6
LOL
Kuramoong 11 months ago
THATS WHERE BABIES COME FROM?!
rowealmighty 11 months ago 5
my facepalm is soooooo epic right now that no alien will dare invade earth
routhoula 11 months ago 3
@routhoula Humans are divided, yes. But once they realize a threat to their fellow humans, we will fight to the death to protect each other.
wkunzelman1 10 months ago
@wkunzelman1 was this reply was really meant for me? O.o
routhoula 10 months ago
@routhoula I must have been tired... I think that I'm replying to the wrong person, but on the wrong video as well. XD sorry for the confusion.
wkunzelman1 10 months ago
That's fuckin' wrong.
SuicideIsSilent 11 months ago
Wow those perverts have never been with a girl hahahaha
Mw2Griff 11 months ago
mass effect 3 characters so far (SPOILER) : Thanes son, The british guy in the trailer, and conrad verner ( inkoe that pansy ass is in the game)
TheVulture4 11 months ago
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel
Syluxion 11 months ago 4
Floating disembodied hand is sex and causes babies. Niice.
AnimeChika101 11 months ago
There's no hope for humanity anymore. I'm certain of it now! XD
ocaj88 11 months ago
Microsoft won't allow it and if they do, this means that bill gates is a man whore pervert
SuperDawg2010 11 months ago
I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.
shougoh 11 months ago 6
lol nice way to microsoft get money form fat pepole they cum and screw up the knieckt whit fluids go and buy another
MEGATRYANT 11 months ago
Lmao kinect sex, wonder if it come with a fleshlight.
smokeordieganja 11 months ago
@Zantimius
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY WAYS TO FAP! IN FACT PEOPLE SHOULD FAP MORE!!!!!!
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
TrollDemon 11 months ago
friggin HOT!!!!
BlackberryManBold 11 months ago
BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xboxfanguy 11 months ago
sick world... sick
MX518Shadow 11 months ago
kinect sex that is just gross
lexie2795 11 months ago
@lexie2795 well for me? yes.
but for those nerd , fat , ugly and socially unavailable guys ( i say guys because i seriously think women wouldn't participate in this shit since they they hold the power... ) it could be quite the experience...
SFU21 11 months ago
WTF? Kinect sex, where will it end *shivers*
Pizarroconquer 11 months ago
Im buyin' a Kinect!
Bloopersdude1 11 months ago 6
LMAO wonder what its rated tecicly if they change the name it probly could be teen for sexual content.LMAO
RJtheStAr1 11 months ago
i swear i can't stop laughing...XD
XxXSingingAxisxXx 11 months ago
-___- and poeple are bitching about MK
bornacriminal 11 months ago
Dear god I thought they meant that the kinect sex was in Mass Effect 3. What a relief, imagine the criticism that would hit the series then.
Nebulahawk 11 months ago 192
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@Nebulahawk Fox would have a field day with it.
badassstephan 9 months ago
Wow... and I thought Internet porn was bad.
typicalwhiteperson7 11 months ago 2
pff kinect sex game? only nerds would buy that.... *buys kinect and pre-orders game*
itsfukingreal 11 months ago 5
how funny there are a lot of negative comment about the kinect sex but i'm sure 70 to 80% of them will buy it once it is release hahaha
sawakadin 11 months ago 2
1:05***
T3K1000 11 months ago
1:06 LOL ITS HIM
T3K1000 11 months ago
THATS NOT FAIR
SBRS33 11 months ago
Kinekt sex game? ... BUT WHY ?!?! ...
I mean ... "Magical Experience"?! .. Seriously? ...
2 options for real life experince for nerdy freaks like that ...
1. You know that it is possible to buy real sex, right? ...
2. There are still real life human females on this planet ... Just ... Take a bath, change clothes and go down town a take a look! xD
... But props to the guys that made it - if they get rich selling the damn "games"! xD
DemonicHarkonnen 11 months ago 2
WTF? Really? That is for the biggest fuckin nerd.
Niickk58 11 months ago
stop the vid at 0:49 and compare the guy to the guy from DEUS EX .....lol
JawsProductionsSWAT 11 months ago 5
1:24 lmao :D
dule84 11 months ago
please no dont do the kinect. if i wanted to fap i would be fapping not playing a video game
Shadow2271 11 months ago
so thats were babys come from
546death 11 months ago
ROFL,Sex game was the best!
akotarakz 11 months ago
Experience is what people need not this sure just release some urges sex is only part everybody life so just the person would like to go with you.
strevor79 11 months ago
sad. that shit is just ridiculous.
halflifeproductionz 11 months ago
I guess this is an introduction to electronic STDs?
SWEvlogger 11 months ago
im off to play sexbox
MrO4awesome 11 months ago
PC is better than Ps3....
Ch0c0Productions 11 months ago
@Ch0c0Productions dude, don't start.
dextet101 11 months ago
so is the sex game gonna be like ddr
miss miss hit miss game over
you fail at sex
aznbodstar 11 months ago 6
id buy the kinect sex game...
if xbox didnt tell everyone what i was playing at all times.
JamaicanMan18 1 year ago
I think this was created for all the nerdy ass fucks that can't get any real action
moochuckalucka 1 year ago
Your Xbox 360 will get a virus if you don't use a protective face plate.
Marth8880 1 year ago 3
Bullshit me friend... Square Enix pushed the date release of DE cause they need to fix FFXIV pronto, due to the fact it is such a fail of a game
YuriPRIME 1 year ago
oooh dear...
ohmygiddygawsh 1 year ago
WTF!?!? Virtual fondling!? Really? I hope whoever buys that gets virtual STD's.. Seriously that's stupid..
NaturalBornAssassin 1 year ago 3
@NaturalBornAssassin hahaha amen to that !
primaxwarpower 1 year ago
Kinect sex.... ever seen "Gamer"
code0312 1 year ago
W...T...F
ty3987 1 year ago
Alright Game sex scenes were a little too much, NOW WII SEX?
Redbeep23 1 year ago
thats not guna make you a pedo or anything is it >.>
MolyMcG 1 year ago
@JRBreason if by last name you mean nickname or gamertag, then yeah I got it from my friends cuz im one lucky ass, and since clover was more of a girls name they went with Shamrock :)
JRDShamrock 1 year ago
i dont understand how anyone could get pleasure from not actually feeling a virtual tit. essentially your just going to be feeling air. for fuck sake just watch porn and jerk off like "normal people"
joeratti 1 year ago
It will be like that futurama episode about how society crumbles because everyone's become complacent fucking robots...
Quick! We need the dangers of virtual sex film!
SchoolrejecT 1 year ago
@SchoolrejecT
Have you not heard of electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer?
dystop 1 year ago
This is where we can say it began. The end of the human race. Skynet, oops I mean, Kinect has began it's attack by reducing our numbers my making reproduction unnecessary
KosakKovich 1 year ago
So can we blend the two? I'd be okay with fondling Miranda.
FOIFOIFOI12345 1 year ago
Thats kinda ...awkward.
cally2011 1 year ago
3DS, XBOX 360 and PS3
weezmurda 1 year ago
Awww you mean stabbing my girlfriends vagina with my pisser isn't sex? FML
FireOfEire 1 year ago
nice
TheTOBster21 1 year ago
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Can this game wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations...
OblivionKnight457 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOOOLLOLOLLLOLLLLOOLOOLOL
KI NECT SEX
WHAT FAT SHITHEAD CANT GO AND GET A GIRL HIMSELF
walkthelog 1 year ago
i agree is JRDShamrock.....what has this world come to
WeSoldOurLives 1 year ago
mass effect 2 looks like shit on the ps3. computer gaming ftw bitches!!!
Demon20child 1 year ago
now i have a new thing to masturbate to
sawu101 1 year ago
wow where is the world coming to
ROBOFROG7781 1 year ago
LMFAO!!..... kinect porn? fucked up world we live in.
MrGundestrup 1 year ago 63
@MrGundestrup cmon it was only a matter of time....think about it any new form of technology only sparks the question of how to have sex with it...just look at force feedback
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Gr8rThenU 11 months ago
@MrGundestrup haven't you heard about rule #34? :P
Darusdei 11 months ago
@Darusdei I guess not xD
MrGundestrup 11 months ago
@MrGundestrup gotta remember though, america, lot of fat virgins, closest theyll ever get.
Individuality1990 11 months ago
@Individuality1990 Haha i guess your right. xD
MrGundestrup 11 months ago
lol Kinect sex is just sad lol they are not even grabbing anything they are just waving their hand in the air lmao, thats just pathetic for any guy who buys that
lrwsoreal 1 year ago
A BIG LOL. THE END
wakuzaki 1 year ago
wow im sure that if there is future then they will probably make a pair of glasses that will make you see naked females for men and naked males for females, thats my goal baby! ( YEAH RIGHT )
blazinmoney12 1 year ago
Kinect Sex got banned
CAPShockeyxx12 1 year ago
hahahahah the world is sick hahah xD
mrbak 1 year ago
HAHA! XD who the hell would buy that sexgame......... ^^'
fetlix 1 year ago
half these comments are about the sex game.. well anyways, I like the motorstorm game.. :D
quachingducks 1 year ago
Sexo virtual, debe ser para gordos sin novia xD
Razzor96 1 year ago
interesting, if thats the mass effect 3 engin on mass effect 2 for the ps3 then theres still 8 months till the game comes out so cant wait to see what it looks like then
DemonKiller7856 1 year ago
Umm yea thats never gona get out lol, as for the fools Saying because your playing a Game thats not on the 360 your going to get Laid.. how about you stop the dum ass comments and go get a REAL Girl :) I Play both 360/PS3 and have a Girl Friend befor you start the nerd spam :)
Ooo and by the way, if you look at almost any PC Game they all have Nude/Sex Mods, Welcome to this Planet kids :)
xXSoulFire 1 year ago
@xXSoulFire then again PC games arent as common as console games, because most of the people dont see PC's as a gaming platform and more of a workstation, and as for the MODS its not the same as having a Battlefield 1942 Mod as a game where you engage in "virtual" sex.... which is honestly VERY sad...
JRDShamrock 1 year ago
@JRDShamrock Yep it is VERY Sad Indeed
xXSoulFire 1 year ago
VIRGIN-BOX 690
darroni123 1 year ago
I saw this coming.
SyntheticBlackstar 1 year ago
oh wow what will them come out with next? smh.
bjcworth 1 year ago
looollll kinetic sex omg xbox owns = fat people who never get laid lol
ice4eva999 1 year ago
Can you punch her in the womb? I only wanna play a sex game where I can donkey punch her and not get yelled at.
DERPHERPHERPHURR 1 year ago
i would lovw to watch a guy go into a shop and buy that game and watch people reactions LMAO
CreamyGoodness001 1 year ago