Mike Portnoy: Honor thy Father

[Danrm95]

every hit is soo accurate!!

[OneTakeJesus]

Freakin sick hockey jersey. I want that so bad.

[xXxglassgowdreamxXx]

Oh lord, not MIKEPORNTOY again... sooooo tired of this douche

[OneTakeJesus]

@xXxglassgowdreamxXx Nobody made you go to this video you know...

[xXxglassgowdreamxXx]

@OneTakeJesus Im talking about the youtube user not the actual Mike Portnoy.

[OneTakeJesus]

@xXxglassgowdreamxXx Dyslexia gets the best of me sometimes...

[xXxglassgowdreamxXx]

@OneTakeJesus Yeah someone had to point out to me that it said PORNtoy instead of PORTnoy.

[SERCHSOS3722]

0:45 TITS!!

[felphero]

so let me just demonstrate this for you WOOOOOOOWAHAHAHAHAHAH *BREAKS SPEED OF SOUND*

fucking awesome!! suck my ass Mangini! LOL XD

[MlKEPORNTOY]

Honor Thy PORTNOY

[manixpc]

Why do people even bother acknowledging trolls?

[Sempyternus]

OOOOOOOO Tonyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Viè ortreeeeeeeeeeeee Gnommiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

[MlKEPORNTOY]

My great grandfather on my mother's side was a Llama.

[DzFable1]

i want his jersey!

[pifa4life]

HACKER!!!

[JayRebel]

Mike Portnoy, Mike Portnoy, Mike Portnoy and Mike Portnoy star in The Choppies: Chop 2. Dam Mike hauls!

[DrumTam555]

...oh i forgot he used to be in dream theater...

[crivera88]

Sickest drum fill I've ever heard!

[AntonioPAINT007]

He is Mike Pro Portnoy !

[snaredrum110]

Maybe DT is known at some beer bars in NY?

[snaredrum110]

This Mike Or Dream Theater never were famous. I've asked thousands of people walking down Wishire Blvd at lunch. Nobody ever heard of either of them..l

[cliffspc]

@snaredrum110 Panhandling for quarters at lunch time doesn't count as polling the public...

[itssti]

@snaredrum110 U say hahahaha all the time, but I dont think you really are laughing much in real life. Devoting your life to trashtalking Mike Portnoy is quite sad man. Go out and try to meet someone instead and maybe you wont be so bitter all the time.

[snaredrum110]

@itssti  C.mon dude Portnoy ain't shit to many real drummers.

[itssti]

@snaredrum110 Well.. I can agree that he is far from the best. He is still pretty good though

[snaredrum110]

@itssti Ok cool. I can live with your take on him.. At least you aren't gorifying him to God level.

[XhibiChise]

Siempre te amaremos.... T.T xD



[euankleslie]

now i see how shit my snare is!

[BloodyHitman0071]

You are right mr Portnoy. I listened to "Honor Thy Father" and i got punched in the face.

[TheStuntKids100]

When I grow up I want a blue beard

[jadrummer110]

@TheStuntKids100 Blue beard is simple. Mike told me how he got it. You just suck some faggot man's blue ass hair like Mike did.

[jadrummer110]

Is Adrenaline Mob ever going to play more than beer bar dives??hahahahahah

[MrMoterhed]

jadummer......I see your parents haven't kicked you off their computer yet.

[ViRTUAljORGe1]

DUDE what kind of cymbal is that at 1:47?!? I WANT IT

[saxdrummer92]

I swear, he uses cheat codes. The man is too fucking sick.

[CrimsonJoseph]

@saxdrummer92

Up,Up,Down,Down,Left,Right,Lef­t,Right,B,A,Select,Start.

[metalkiller1995]

@CrimsonJoseph yoshi island super nintendo? hahahahaha!

[CrimsonJoseph]

@metalkiller1995

Hahah well in Tetris Attack there was a code went like B,A,L,L, (also in Metal combat)

But my previous post was the famed KONAMICODE! (Usually unlimited lives)

Which is quite the subject here; because for these skills you need at least a few lifetimes xD

[metalkiller1995]

@CrimsonJoseph hahaha okk well in yoshi island its the same thing mhahahaha xD

[CrimsonJoseph]

@metalkiller1995 O RLY?!

I'd better set-up my old SNES then!! (been a while too)

Honestly; I LOVED the music from Yoshi's island xD

[metalkiller1995]

@CrimsonJoseph honestly i just love yoshi island! hahahaha

[ilidiann44]

@CrimsonJoseph i though this was a drum pattern until i saw B, A,select,start... haha

[ShiningRedMoon]

@CrimsonJoseph pressed at the same time....

[ChrisHaspeck]

ANyone who thinks Portnoy isn't an amazing drummer needs to have their head checked. And also ... he's not JUST a metal drummer. Have you listened to the band Dream Theater ? uhh yeah they're a heavy metal band but not all the music is heavy metal. Somewhere between Pink Floyd meets Metallica with some Rush and Yes mixed in there - you might be close but seriously ... get your head out of your ass ...

[jadrummer110]

@ChrisHaspeck Fuck off fanboy.. You ain't nothing but a non player deluxe poser wannabe anyway..

[pablovcneo]

@jadrummer110 wooow... what a fuckin troll!!! If you don't like progressive just fuck off and go to listen your music ;)

[jadrummer110]

@pablovcneo This is progressive? Not!!!!! hahahahaha. It's way too simple to play to be called progressive..hahahahaha. it's fun knowing that Portnoy is a schmuck. A has been schmuck.. hahahaha

[pablovcneo]

@jadrummer110 I say WHAT A FUCKIN TROLL ;). Go to listen Pearl Jam 

[jadrummer110]

@pablovcneo Fucking loser. I troll the fuck out of emo ass PJ.. Bring the ZEP Purple or Hendrix bitch or quit your lame whining..

[jadrummer110]

@pablovcneo Hey.. Why don't you go listen that completely lame Adrenaline Mob?? hahahahaha

[cliffspc]

@pablovcneo Listen to the amazing jadrummer110:

watch?v=MpKqlmAFSic

Did you catch those unbelievable drum chops?

Wait, there's more:

watch?v=JGXxfYxhD6E

watch?v=f7FT7ZvNtag

[pablovcneo]

@cliffspc hahhahaahah (Y) XD

[jadrummer110]

@cliffspc  When was this band famous?

[cliffspc]

@jadrummer110 Hero was never famous...duh

[snaredrum110]

@cliffspc Who was Hero? You keep saying that that was a band I'm in.. Quite the liar you showed up to be..

[cliffspc]

@snaredrum110 Now you deny you played in a band called Hero? ROFL, Alzheimer's setting in already:)

[snaredrum110]

@cliffspc I can't find much about this Hero band that you are hung up on dude. I did find that they broke up in 1979....are you hung up on the 70's??

[res4king]

@ChrisHaspeck You dumb? DT is FAR from Heavy Metal.

[thethirdchannel]

@res4king progressive metal, its not far off

[ChrisHaspeck]

@res4king I never said they were a 'true' heavy metal band - but obviously their music lends itself to metal.

[sqweekyknee]

i love mike. why did he leave...

[Meshuggahnize]

Thomas Haake and Mike Portnoy, are 2 drummers of the recently times that we metal drummers must say thanks if today the drumming in metal music is grow up of level consistently and drummers of other genres(like jazz ecc) can watch at this with ammiration .

[PatsFan1975]

Yeah Joey Jordinson is awesome does the same shit every time but yeah MIke Portnoy sucks, when Neil Peart himself in an interview said MIke is one of the best drummers today, so if ya love Neil and say he's God then i guess you think he's a moron now right? Just an Observation for all the MIke Portnoy bashers

[Alevascao2011]

ja sei tocar essa musica......Molesinha

[exl120]

how the fuuck, can you dislike this....

[jadrummer110]

So how long does it take Mike to get another band together?

[Direksone]

@jadrummer110 He already has one.

[jadrummer110]

@Direksone Where is it hidden? Must be nice being in a band nobody can find huh? hahahahahaa

[Direksone]

@jadrummer110 Its in a magazin I bougt today, tool.

[jadrummer110]

@Direksone Cool...Keep his skankass and band in a magazine...His fame days are way over. What dive will he be playing at now that he's drunk again?

[Direksone]

@jadrummer110 Haha, okay go troll somewhere else. You're really quite pathetic.

[jadrummer110]

@Direksone Hey peeps!!!!! You WANT A GOOD HARD LAUGH??? Go check out faggot flat singer Direksone's here atempt at singing on his channel. Talk about aamateur hour...hahahahahaha

The faggot says he likes cooking!!!!! I hope he is better at that than singing...hahahahahaha

[Direksone]

@jadrummer110 You're really sad, arent you?:) Got no life at all? I guess you don't. If you truely are as old as your channel says it makes it even more sad. Regardless you are pathetic. People around here know you as some troll, you even make different accounts. Quite sad. Atleast I got something to back my big talk up, you don't. You troll and troll say you're great but there's no proof. You're sad. Just sad.

[Deathz0r94]

@jadrummer110 Lets see YOU sing something.

[Benadification]

I hat to break it to everyone but this guy jadrummer110 is also the same as realdrummer110 as well as a couple of other generic drummer user names. He creates a profile name, stirs the pot at a Portnoy video and then deletes the profile. On that note he is an asshole.

[Direksone]

@Benadification Yup, he is:) The cool thing is he's such a bad troll I can't even be bothered with him, posting shitty comments on my channel and all.

[jadrummer110]

@Direksone Singing pathetically off key is hardly a back up of anything except a huge ego that doesn't even understand that people as untalented as you shouldn't even try to expose themseves publicly..hahahahaha. You're nothing but ego kid. And a complete fail wannabe singer..LOL I can hear almost everybody at any Karaoke bar sound at least as good as you. Anybody.. I smoke you at singing and I'm just a badass drummer for example..hahahahaha LIke I said Plumbing for you?

[Direksone]

@jadrummer110 Sure mate sure. Whatever you want, you have nothing to back anything up, you are apparently known in videos of drummers and DT videos for trolling. Quite sad. Good day. Enjoy your sad and miserable life:) I won't be wasting my time on such a lowlife like you. Good day.

[jadrummer110]

@Direksone Yake some vocal lessons kid. You can't carry a tune at all..hahahaha. really flat constantly. get your ears checked too..

[goodygoody23]

jadrummer110! That dude was trolling all over my profile! I have a plan for that talentless faggot:

1. we call up Portnoy

2. Portnoy calls up Petrucci

3. jadrummer110 isn't a problem anymore

[domogunner]

Any of you thought jadrummer might be trolling... ? :D

[MarkAlexanderYoung]

@jadrummer110 and please post a video of you playing 'drums' and prove that you are better then the youngest drummer enrolled in the drumming hall of fame...............are you in the drumming hall of fame.....? and the youngest to be entered? didnt think so, retards like you arent good enough to be entered. :)

[MarkAlexanderYoung]

@jadrummer110 he left dream theater first of all and mike portnoy is the definition of progressive metal drumming, did your mother drink while you were inside her? JAdrummer= metally challenged peice of garbage.

[Betramaster]

1:11 to 1:16 *Eargasm*

[leonardnimoyspock890]

Is it just me, or does his beard look blue?

[vanbait]

big ass drums

[Urnalgas4me]

who the hell are these idiots saying mike portnoy is nothing. are you crazy?! he's a good. listen listen listen....

[iWentToNam]

LOL this guy is nothing special, in fact, danny carey fucking slays this piece of shit

[jadrummer110]

@iWentToNam Amen brother. Even the REV held a better groove than assnoy...

[JulienDGrohl]

@jadrummer110 No

[killu626]

WHERE DID THE FULL VERSION GO?!!??!!?!?!?! WE NEED ITTTTTTTTTT. someone please upload that or something! everyone like this so we can get it recognized!

[Percussionoholic]

@ibafish lol. I seriously laughed when I read this! true statements are always the best...

[ANWAIZIN]

1:10 to skip to where he plays

[MrMoterhed]

rrdums1952/jadummer110...Are you still pretending to be a drummer???? LOL!!!!!!!

[ViRTUAljORGe1]

im gonna go buy dream theatre tickets now

[rrdrums1952]

@ViRTUAljORGe1 Why buy tickets now? Cause Poertnoy is no longer in them? hahahahaha

[MrMoterhed]

jadrummer/rrdums/none4techniqu­e.......Even with 3 you tube names you will never ever be able to prove to anyone that you're a drummer. Only that you're a pile of shit who spends way too much time proving it!!

[one4technique]

This dude is overated to the max!!

[mreliassimpson]

@one4technique Ahahah

what?!

[OfivetwoekVeeDee]

@one4technique As Neil, or Bonzo.....Beginners get easily impressed..Will that make em bad drummers..Not at all...Mike might be so overrated...but hes freaking awesome

[rrdrums1952]

@OfivetwoekVeeDee No he isn't . Asl any real drummer that makes money on this planet playing drums. They will all tell you to practice and use better influences. Mike is a real good example of how to not make money in drums. I know just cause he did.!!! You think you will just get lucky in a band like he did? hahahahahahaha

[OfivetwoekVeeDee]

@rrdrums1952 Nope.... I said hes great... But never saw it that way

[GrannyFuse]

"Let me demonstrate that for ya." Then puts sunglasses on indoors?

[jadrummer110]

And you want a miracle? wait till you see Mike ever ride or lead fills with his left hand like Carter beauford and Simon Phillips do so well.. hahaha. Mike's has been rudimentless quad slob fucktard.. hahahahahaha

[PhantomMaster]

@jadrummer110 Carter Beauford plays left-handed on a right-handed kit. Thats why he leads fills with his left hand pretty much all the time.

[jadrummer110]

@PhantomMaster Many drummers try to become abidexterous these days. But noy Skanknoy. I tell ya , he's done spun and a bum now. he never was the top o the line drummer for anyone or anything..

[PhantomMaster]

@jadrummer110 K.

[gwilym94]

@jadrummer110 Dude, wtf is wrong with you? You probably suck ass anyway. You clearly don't play drums, because if you did you would be playing them now instead of commenting on everything on youtube. Fuckin' trolls.

[jadrummer110]

@gwilym94 Fuck off little non player deluxe.It's you that should be practicing ..

[gwilym94]

@jadrummer110 Dude, you have some serious problems. You shall never be loved, I'm so sorry my friend.

[jadrummer110]

@gwilym94 I have a great fine wife..A badass son on the drums who at 26 smokes this scumbag Mike like bacon on a grill. I have many friends. Wtf are you talking about?

[gwilym94]

@jadrummer110 Suuuuure ya do, big guy. Anyways I can't keep arguing the toss about this with you, I have a life to get back to. Laters!

[jadrummer110]

@gwilym94 And I care what YOU believe?

[CriticalPotato]

@jadrummer110 one of the best things about Mike is the fact that he's so humble. A quality you obviously lack

[HyporiZ]

@jadrummer110 Wow, you are a sad, pathethic person :(

[metalheadskaterman]

@jadrummer110 so you had a kid at 13? and if your sons so bad ass where are his drum videos?

[jadrummer110]

@TheSicMetalDrummer There's no videos kid. You are just a simple pathologiacal liar kid. Sorry for you. The truth can set you free..

[jadrummer110]

@TheSicMetalDrummer  Where's that video of you playing anything ??? Get record deal and get back to a real pro like me kid..hahahahahaha

[guitdude09]

now jadrummer110 has another clone account of me called qultdudeO9, man this fruitcake really has a boner for me haha.

[MrMoterhed]

jadrummer/rrdums...You still pretend to be a drummer using multiple you tube names. LOL!!! LOL!!!

[rrdrums1952]

@MrWARRIOR461  Yep Carl Palmer fucks Poertnoys face now , in the past and forever more...Never got the bullshit awards though buy a completely superior on all levels drummer and total percussionist with a two way better bands than DT..

[SMG59]

Am i the only one who noticed he was wearing glasses at 1:27?

[thelopeisback]

i don't think he knows the meaning of shampoo...

[liveformusic24]

To all my Real Drummer Friends and musicians and fans..Why You are bothering that jadrummer's comments..he is fucking loser and fagot..forget his shit and Watch this Masterpiece..Portnoy is one The Best Technical drummer of all time..Period

[jadrummer110]

@liveformusic24 Yeah. Waste your faggot time watching the douchebag Portnoy take another dump on stage you fucking poser can't play your way out of a paper bag poser wannabee scumbags...hahahahahahah

[guitdude09]

@jadrummer110 "Waste your faggot time watching the douchebag Portnoy" says the idiot who's literally been trolling every portnoy video for years.

[KornSOAD]

@jadrummer110 You probably think Lars Ulrich is better than MP. xD

[jadrummer110]

@KornSOAD Nope. Lars Ulrich is way overated. But his band is better... Why do you metal faggots always want to compare bullshit metal drummers???. Mike isn't progressive either. Don't even go there. he is a limited piece of doo doo on a drum set. And a boring obnoxious man that nobody wants to play in a band with. Ask DT and Avenged.

[KornSOAD]

@jadrummer110 and you suck fat dick.

[rrdrums1952]

@KornSOAD  At least I can smoke your fan boy faggot Portnoy w/ease...hahahahah and Lard Dudrich even easier. hahahahahaha

[KornSOAD]

@rrdrums1952 Lets see it. If he sucks, something like The Dance of Eternity should be easy for you. Post a vid of you playing it.

[HebbyMetal]

@KornSOAD Damn, i kno hes a dick but "the Dance of Eternity?! thats harsh!!!! i dont wana be in your court room if ur a judge

[KornSOAD]

@HebbyMetal hahaha!

[cherryorchards]

@KornSOAD don't get me wrong, i think mike portnoy is an excellent heavy metal drummer, but according to your logic, i`m not allowed to bad mouth a movie because i`m no film maker?

[odailoka]

@KornSOAD I CAN PLAY THAT SONG......took me 3 years tho......

[thesneakygamer4343]

@jadrummer110 He fucking left Dream Theater after playing together for about 25 years you think they would kick him out now, No obviously not and each drummer has things that are wrong about him sometimes Mike portnoy can repeat the same lick a couple times and thats only when it is a slow song, palmer is amazing, but speeds up sometimes, bruford doesnt fit the prog genre well because he has such a jazz playing style and peart is one of the best drummers but also repeats a lot of fills and beats

[jadrummer110]

@thesneakygamer4343 Sorry Portnoy ball sucker...they were glad that he betrayed them. after that?? They said no way can you come back. he's avery obnoxious guy who opertaes on OCD and has to wear all the hats at all times. In other words a complete dick.. This is why Dt and avenged were so glad that the relationship ended.. hahaha. I wish his next shit nobody band will be able to do 500 people shows. he can return to his Vodka habit again..hahahahaha Good riddance to trash

[jadrummer110]

@thesneakygamer4343 There is no genre Palmer can't play well. From symphony to jazz and mainstream....

Complete domination on the instrument over a chopless/rudiment less hack like Mike.

[guitdude09]

@jadrummer110 this account will be banned soon jeffy, i just wanted to let you know beforehand that it was me.

[thesneakygamer4343]

@jadrummer110 i said bruford not palmer cant play prog well and stop being a retard who uses foul language and stop hating portnoy for no reason please if your gonna hate on a drummer go hate on travis barker and portnoy is known for having amazing chops. I am classically trained in cello, saxophone, clarinet, and bass clarinet, i can also play the bass and drums and i can tell you mike portnoy is not rudiment less and he can keep time very well and executes time signatures effortlessly

[jadrummer110]

@thesneakygamer4343 Rudimentless. That's why Berklee flunked his bunk ass out whilst Mangini became a professor.. hahahahaha. Rudimentless. I see now that you are a jack o all trades on some boring ass instruments too.. But you aren't a drummer... No clarinet woody allen wannabe is ever going to be a good drummer. hahahaha especially since you can't realize Portnoy's only rudiment is single stroke roll..fail asswipe.

[MrEiriku]

@jadrummer110 so a flam is not a rudiment?

[jadrummer110]

@MrEiriku When did he ever play a flam? One what album did that happen once maybe? He's rudimentless fucktard . Accept it.

[thesneakygamer4343]

@jadrummer110 oh yeah im not a drummer ive only been playing for 15 years better then you probably started playing 2 years ago and he left berklee for dream theater so did everyone else in the band. I can play the saxophone and the cello pretty well but i havent played in a while my main instruments in classical is clarinet and bass clarinet stfu i only started playing bass a year ago just for fun some of the best musicians can play multiple instruments unlike you who cant play even one

[thesneakygamer4343]

@jadrummer110 you obviously dont drum because all your drumming idols are huge fans of classical music

[xxph4nt0mxx]

@jadrummer110 LOL you're a fucking retard. u mad bro? U MAD!!!!?

[rushbum]

mike mangini!!!!!!

[StrangeNipples]

every comment on this video is an argument. shut the fuck up and watch Mike go

[julianisdope]

the more you feed the troll the more he comes back

[jadrummer110]

Hey fanboys!!! Go blow Mike. He's gay and will probably let you.. hahaha

[Mrnorberto2453]

@realdrummer110 i didnt say i hated portnoy i dun even know him personaly you fag.....i can say i think hes a big show off motha fuka but thats all im gona say so leave me the fuk alone your pussy ass instigator

[MrMoterhed]

rrdums.....I see you still haven't learned how to spell yet......or drum yet either. How many drumming awards have you won ya drunk non player deluxe. Portnoy spits on your comments....in fact Portnoy spits on you as well. haha

[metalheadsam9891]

@metalheadsam9891 cumguzzling fag*

[MrMoterhed]

jadrummer.......You still trying to convince people your a drummer?? hahahaha

[Teethclenser2007]

he may be overrated in some cases..but honestly he's got some really cool parts in certain songs that make your head spin and think at the same time where is the eighth note gone...soo..he can be labeled as a great drummer..but that's what I think

[THEYahamaDrummer]

Im not a troll..... but Portnoy is way overrated..... i perfer the dudes with groove i guess

[LEDZEPPEL1N88]

@THEYahamaDrummer overrated? LOL!

[irwin3036able]

So in this video, Im gonna show you a technique that is so complex that only I (or probably Mangini) can do that It makes you want to quit drumming coz Im better than you- Mike Portnoy :D

[ViRTUAljORGe1]

1:46 i started to headbang my brains out. ima go change mah pants now.

[caiobatera22]

I chop sue only playing cover type Caio Ribeiro drum cover chop suey - SOAD

[chrisx8x23x95]

the sad thing is that when i watched this just now i thought the audio was off sync.....HOW DOES HE DO THAT!?!?!

[Brymstond]

@chrisx8x23x95 He is playing off time. Like 3x7 or 15x7 and not just 4x4 beats! Digit!!!

[jadrummer110]

This is ancient Buttnot at work. he is only half of this mediocrity these days... hahahahahahaha. Which really isn't shit compared to real drummers like me and other vastly superior modern drummers...hahahahahahahaha. he's drunk and spun and done...

[Brymstond]

@jadrummer110 He's a professor! He teaches buttnots like you, or maybe not, because you have to have potencial!!! OMG and lol!

[luzier13x]

@jadrummer110 so what are you implying people should do? hehehe!

[metalheadsam9891]

@jadrummer110 You're a fucking idiot, you wouldn't be able to play half the stuff Portnoy plays after 50 years of drumming, He's the youngest drummer to be introduced into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, won over 40 drumming awards, which is more than a lot of drummer ever receive in a lifetime, he's known as one of the world's greatest drummers for a reason, you're just an ignorant cumguzzler fag who has no idea what he's talking about, go suck a dick, probably the only thing you know how to

[DustinShaneYounce]

@metalheadsam9891 actualy he the 2nd youngest drummer, behind Neil Peart.

[rrdrums1952]

@metalheadsam9891 He's one more awards than Buddy Rich!!! I 'll bet you your wanna suck Mike's dick ass that means he is the best drummer ever??Fuck you. Who are you but a 1.homosexual fanboy...2 A complete poser non player deluxe???hahahahahaha. Pwned and owned thoroughlyish now twerp..

@rrdrums1952 Best drummer ever? No, amazing drummer, yes. I'm sorry bud, but I don't like dicks like you do, I prefer women, I do play though, just to clarify your confusion...Pwned you say? I hardly think so, you just showed how much of a moron you are lol