Haunted Broom Terrorizes Small Alabama Town

[Theduckrabbit1]

Slow day at the office I guess

[mrlanemichael]

its because the planets that are lined up making gravitational pool

[BeanOllie]

uuuuhhhh..... (drool dripping from my chin)

[qboyonline]

HOLY CRAP! MY BISSLE IS STANDING STRAIGHT UP IN MY KITCHEN!!!

[franciscodudeful]

You idiots! Stephen Hawkings designed that broom.

[94ilN]

My thoughts on the broom are well dildos do the same thing so go figure lol

but the person talkin about the gangs at the bottom.

Gangs are just people who have no brain and want to mindlessly follow someone around for attention.

Join the Army or something for god sakes atleast you will get paid lagitimatly for your actions not your stupidity.

[cheesesleeve]

you've been cheesed !



[cheesesleeve]

you've been cheesed !

[TitaniumByFire]

I want my proverbial broom to haunt her between her tanned sweaty thighs.

[TheDennisrodman91]

ROLL TIDE!!!!!!

[gottalovefringe]

this is why people think everyone in te south is unintellegent. It gives us all the bad name "red neck".

thank you alabama, for making the rest of us seem so... so much like you -.-

[youngdooeyman]

@gottalovefringe Its not only Alabama, its Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas, Louisiana, maybe not Florida, but you should be proud that you are a RED NECK!!

[TitaniumByFire]

She ask..."is it a magic pill?" WTF ? People actually trust and rely on these people for news ? btw, I stood my broom up in the kitchen, and it worked.

[guruboy5]

my god everyone get out of there theres nothing exciting going on in the city whatsoever, so these idiots called the press and were like "OMFG MY BROOM IS BIENG STOOD UP BY A GHOST UGANFNAOFNAGN YOU GOUTS GOTTA CHECK THIS CREEPY SHIT OUT"

[CaroWinchester]

and. yet again.. theres no news xDD

[stephenramsden]

amazing how many standing broom videos are on YouTube. my slackass, loser broom likes to lean against the wall

[whettefharts]

Must have been a slow news day

[sam421kc]

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE????

[Niewoehner8]

Good god, does know one have anything better to report? We are still in Iraq and Afghanistan....right...Oh wait Mission Accomplished I forgot.....wait!?

[FlutePlayingBabe]

I seriously want to send them a vid of all the brooms I own (3) standing by themselves side by side. They would have to do a whole freaking breaking news story about it.

[GregLee63]

Your kidding

[TheNolantherolan]

I have a standing broom in my hallway, its been standing for 78 hours!!

[greatlittleme2010]

Dont u love it when you see outsiders trying to dis a state that all n all have no clue about it? Seriously. I am from the north and happen to reside here almost my entire life. I have been over the entire US. Every place i have been you still have your dumb hilbilly rednecks.. But i guess it gives the internet community to try and get smart by leaving insulting comments on people.. Grow up is all i can say.

[GamingMentor117]

This video is just helping me on a forum right now, thanks. Some guy is insulting Canadians...and so......

[Mongoloid66]

haha stoopid americunts

[SuicideMonkey92]

This is what you call "soft news".

Except in this case it's retarded news.

[Annihilatification]

you know.. once i was drinking some water.... and then i let my glass go and OH MY GOSH: and sure enough it was just standing there on its own!!! its not glued or anything

[Annihilatification]

lmfao what the fuck stupid alabamans... its just a broom that's designed well.... it's just got good ballance omfg o.0

[streeterville773]

Why the fuck is this news?

[thatdumbkid]

I reckon this is something that happens only in Alabama? Heh. Nothing ever happens in this state. So, I guess a lone standing broom is pretty interesting to some folks.

[dwroo]

where is this? "Corner of Bumf**k and You Got a Purty Mouth"

[Musalim]

Kill it, kill the broom fast, it's evil and will eat your head when you sleep...

[KonradxHylton]

lol

Only in America ehh

So when my I phone was standing up last week that meant I could have gotten on the news?

[KayKayco15]

me and my unlce were talking about this a couple nights ago.he said since i'm in the paronormal stuff(yehh i am..)he'd take me to go see it!but i just think it was luck or something.but im gonna find out.

[Argentina2012]

i can make a better story just to be on tv

[Green333333333]

so that's where Casper went!!!!

don't worry people we found him.

it's like the economy crisis, health crisis, and the war doesn't mater anymore. just worry about a god damn broom in Alabama.

[STAPHouseTV]

OY MY LAWDY!

this reminds of us of our broom video

[ultimatejesus]

I'd totally pay upwards of 25 cents to see a broom that is counter-weighted and standing up

[Mudpoke]

This sure is newsworthy.

[omgbutts]

BURN THE WITCH!!!

[playerthe2nd]

This is so retarded, only in America.

[haircutbob2]

@playerthe2nd You spelled Alabama wrong.

[RamalCollins]

Fail!. my uncle took 4-5 minutes to balance a broom like that onto the floor. i could easily copy this

[punkmom1962]

during an equinox this is not unusual..I have one standing in my kitchen and our town has a beauty shop with 2 of them standing.

[cheddAboiz04]

please tell me this is a joke. this is fucking pathetic. hahah WOW

[Pwnzistor]

LOL holy spirit lololol

[vituel]

nejnejnejnejnejNEJNEJNEJNEJNEE­EEEEEEEJ!!!!!!!

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

[00gavin]

She's obviously a witch with that magic broom. Someone has been into the "spirits" at the news station.

[zemyla]

This news is sweeping the nation!

[lizzy09]

I hate stuff like this because it makes all Alabama residents look like idiots, but we're not.

[andrewh23]

You're not? Apparently, there wasn't a single person of any authority in that newsroom to say, "What the fuck are we doing?"

[lizzy09]

No, I am not. Don't ask me why it's like that. I don't control that newsroom. I just hate the fact that everyone else living in the U.S. see people who live in Alabama as idiots. Obviously there are quite a few who are idiots, but certainly not everyone. Every state has their share of idiots.

[fanfictionjunky]

Don't worry, I'm right there with you! I live in Georgia, just a few minutes away from the AL/GA line. We know that we're not all uncultured, illiterate hicks (despite what we're portrayed and seen as) and that's what counts ;]

[lizzy09]

Thank you! I'm glad someone agrees!

[VivRavesForever]

how stupid.

[isfckingevil]

Fuck me, no wonder the rest of the world hates you.

[jjws]

must be a really, really slow news day.

also it must be dumb day

[isurus]

this is news? oh it's in alabama, ok.

[soflabob]

Publicity stunt for the new store

Or call Ghostbusters

[Jackjack505]

lol this is the media being dumb again

1. The shop is not level

2. The broom handle was bent

3. its so easy to see its not magical

People can be dumb

[iggypoprhcp]

This is why I will move away from Alabama when I turn 18.

[andrewh23]

Good Luck man.

[seige1100]

@iggypoprhcp Same here man...im going up north >.<

[iggypoprhcp]

@seige1100 Hahaha. I'm thinking west like AZ or maybe even Montana. Hell, anywhere but the south!

[TitaniumByFire]

@seige1100 please do, and take the hip hop ghetto culture with you.

[heathheath90]

you think Americans are stupid, you haven't seen people from Alabama...

[henog007]

americans are so dumb

[pickupmusic]

so much fail

[kikeaurelio]

The Knowledge State

MYIQ - 0020

Alabama

typical Alabama car plate

[Nokomisclub]

I'm a bit suprised that lady can make a pole erect

[coreysr5]

thank god for alabama.......LOL

[ronnyfry89]

stupid

[geminizer0]

This really demonstrates why there needs to be emphasis on science education in America. Rather than concluding that the broom was standing on end due to its center of mass and the "mysterious magnetic pull" simply being gravity, people jump to the idea that it's some magical phenomena caused by a sky wizard, ghosts, or demon magic.

The fact that this even made it on the air without someone saying, "this is retarded, we can't put this shit on the news" is amazing to me. Fucking morons.

[nick747474]

haha, the south.

[spiderobert]

OMG OMG OMG OMG i just stood a broom up like that in my house! do you think i can make that a reason to have people come visit me? O.O please?

[threeup2]

bahahahaha

[BigSyz]

It's bristles are cut to length, providing a flat even surface which supports to weight of the handle.

Why the fuck would anyone be 'spooked' by that? Of film it for the television? Or air it on the news for fucks sake?

Americans are retarded.

[spiderobert]

Alabamians, there is a difference

[Drakoman07]

I'm American. These people have a fucking IQ of like 40. I hate to be grouped with these people.

[CassLoweMusic]

You know those hilarious news stories where some Nigerians have accused a goat or something of robbery? This is nearly as bad

[whynotflip]

lol i just read all the comments. this is hilarious.

[ChrisV82]

MAYBE THE BROOM IS MADE FROM PIECES OF THE TRUE CROSS.

Even though it's plastic.

[TheOffensivePie]

win. <3

[Pwillig]

Great job! It's this type of shit that makes me embarrassed to say that I'm from Alabama. Hope the next possessed object is a handgun with an aim for stupidity.

[TitaniumByFire]

@Pwillig Owning a gun is not cool unless you are a gang member or drug dealer. Only smart people like that should have guns.

[leaptheman]

Way to fucking fail Alabama, you make the US look even worse.

[tjmcdoug]

What the fuck is this? Are you serious? This has to be a joke. It is impossible for people to be this completely idiotic isn't it? At this time i'm embarrassed to call myself a southern

[wolfwood7]

the reason why the world thinks Americans are stupid..... unforgivable.....

[landon410]

haha this made the news? what is wrong down south?

ya'll want sum meth?

we gots no's tooths already

[ykmalachi]

further proff that people in the South deserve the reputation that they have

[yuradumas]

very news worthy....our civilization is doomed

[burntonion05]

Stupid rednecks are an embarrassment to America. Why can't they just move to Russia where they belong?

[ogloosh]

everybody in this video is an idiot.

but then again, by Alabama standards these people are the next Einsteins.

[vbar44]

incredible.

[nuprincenj]

..... ..... in other news today my ass itches

[ignorantgullible]

the broom is balanced ,not magic ,just balanced on the flat bottom of the bristles,seen this several times at work

[STOLENNAME25]

Ummmm.........hummmmm......wow­, just WOW. Really??? I'm mean this is clearly news!!! I think the government should investigate this town, who knows that store might even be a gateway to hell. Come on Alabama it's not even October yet.

[MrBudvar1012]

Well... what an utterly, *utterly* retarded yet not-unexpected story. An Alabama shop girl was outsmarted by GRAVITY and a broom.

[ArkansasItalianBoy]

omg, this is fucking stupid...

[ar15expert]

1) determine the CG of the broom 2) note where it is in relation to the footprint 3) shit bricks

[DavosLogos]

Thats what we call the dumb part of America.

[andrewh23]

UPDATE: The State of Alabama has officially acknowledged the existence of "gravity." Meanwhile, creationism-themed dinosaur amusement park still open and profitable.

[ogloosh]

are you serious? GRAVITY DOESN'T EXIST!

[TitaniumByFire]

@andrewh23 At least the south is now up to par on gangs, drugs, and noise. We are are progressing slowly but surely. Saw a small town store get robbed the other day and thought, it's about damn time.

[TheatreNinja90210]

"If you knock it down, you can put it right back where it was."

So...it doesn't really stand up on its own?

[donnyf88]

Lol, true enough xD

[DJCaesar]

I've got one word to describe this news story:

Derp.

[ChaosmanOne]

Was this really on the news?!?!?! Seriuosly! SERIOUSLY!!!! You know what, fuck you TV, fuck you man...no, no, NO! I used to think you were my friend man and then you go and do something like this! That's it for me and you TV...we're over. Get your shit and get the fuck out...and DON'T come back!

[TheOrderOutOfChaos]

this is why people are so stupid the news is meant to distract u not report current events , and the video gets 12,000 views makes me even more sick ,people r brainwashed and hopeless idiots

[7jerryv7]

Inbred brooms for you.

[unkomannn]

That's fuckin Alabama for you.

[vanderdevil]

why the fuck is this in the news?

my cat can stand on 4 legs, beat that

[BluePenguinFlu]

if you look really hard and strain your eyes you can see the strings of physics that are holding the broom up.

[FierceDeityXeroX]

I kinda wished they would've shown her trying to stand it up in other places and it then falling. Otherwise, this is really lame.

[DoritosBR]

Wow, is the world lacking news so much?

[nexus42x]

stupid bitch

[h3llbring3r]

It's those Alabama Leprechauns. Where the gold at?

[thimoneus]

Woes, if you look closely at the background you can see standing cabinets and standing chairs too!

[theflippist]

Holy Cow! That is freaking my shit out!

[Quy4life]

i got to have that broom. i need it for Halloween!

[andrewh23]

Walmart has the best prices on haunted brooms. They've got a sweatshop over in China churning out hundreds of cursed brooms daily.

[Quy4life]

sweet! im going to walmart right now

[valiumjean]

my favorite part was how it attracted so many people to the store within a day who had to see this freak occurence...it's one thing for 2 ladies to be fascinated by a stupid trick, but it's another for a whole town to be riveted

[suckmyofff]

Must've been a slow news day.

lol physics

[yeagsontilt]

Jesus, no wonder why reconstruction in the south failed.

[PoiMaverick]

This video pained me to watch...holy cripes people. A news report about a mysterious standing broom? Are you kidding me? Is it really that dull in town that you're broadcasting coverage about this kinda shit? *slams head on desk*

[dwarfinator]

only in america

[andrewh23]

If only....haunted brooms are the whole world's problem. Only by ignoring our differences and uniting as species can we ever hope to defeat the brooms.

[cornwallace]

We all know anyone who believes in that nonsense really isn't as smart as any atheist. They don't understand how things work.

[alternativetraceur]

um...wtf?

[Highstar25]

fucking heck, half the lightweight brooms in any given hardware store can do that, this woman needs to be reducated in a REAL school

[Volcanic9]

God dammit Alabama.

[JeloMulawin]

Lol, I was gonna say something

"No wonder it's Alabama"

[Tweak589]

Idiots. The broom is a flat cut on the bottom, therefore it can stand on it's bristles. Nothing mysterious about this.... The broom isn't tilting either, the handle is just slanted to one side. Lots of brooms can stand upright....

[himynameishelen]

I seriously thought this must be by the Onion at first, I mean... OH GOD, BALANCE- SO UNHOLY.

[purpleheze]

it'd be something they'd do lol

[robotkiller98]

ITS A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE, BOOMS STANDING ON THIER OWN. THEN END IS NEAR!!!

that or the owners of this store are wiches. eather way that store needs to be burned down just to be safe and ensure the future of humanity. BURN THE WICH.

[Akarik77]

I'm all for local interest stories, but this is just a pathetic statement on american/alabama journalism.

[AreStupidYou]

I want one to clean up my kitchen

[fredroxsux]

Wow.

[andrewh23]

"When we lifted it up, we did sense a magnetic pull." Yeah - that's called gravity.

[baddalbatross42]

...Huh...could it be...balance...Oh my God...yes...it is. Crazy spirits are obviously at work here as well,helping my 7 yr old balance both our brooms that are very much like the haunted broom in Alabama, anywhere in my house that's level...why am I not surprised that Alabama is involved, could it be that they are in a part of the country ( as am I ) that cling to superstition and ghost-like fairy tales and even gather on sunday's to worship an invisible omni-present being... Yep, I'm afraid so.

[mynameisbobtoo]

great advertising ploy...