Moskau English Lyrics (Buffalax)

[M3ssageT4k3n]

wtf is that santa?

[Edwardier4810]

Enter the hymen store

indians are high

were sucking dick

hey they let you play son

rangers pissed up in tar

Most fucked up and funniest lines ever

[shadowhunter144]

Heh, it's funny because they're German.

[Persiana]

GO GO RUSSIAN RANGERS!

[nitrexio]

@Persiana lolol xD

[rainbob7]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha........HEY!

[cyberpolice9000]

It's still funny if you know what they're actually saying :D

[BryanLopez01]

What the hell is jafar from aladdin doing there

[TheCtkarsten]

I think Mr. Disco might be Jesus.

[derpderp1337]

rip dr evil.

[Hankerker]

Wow German is too easy to learn!

[infantry630]

HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 43k VIEWS?!

[1234ale12341234]

My brother and i started singing along hahahaah

[weirdmisty]

They knew Bill was dead... it's a conspiracy!

[irvingklaw57]

pre-dated power rangers

[schemdele65]

I've been looking for this for a long time, thanks!

[zombievamp119]

Why can I totally imagine a sermon in a church somewhere being like, "And God said unto them, 'Come and Dance, and Love the Fish'...and they did. And it was Good."

[DoWieFX]

Louis may not have a much info on him on the internet. But he will always be a legend to me.

[foxyryzu]

I can't be the only one who thinks the guy in green looks like Murderface from metalocalypse especially around 2:10

[blackfiredrgn54]

That bald dude looks like the evil uncle from prince of Persia.

[laskecap]

cool, is that captain jack sparrow?

[TheAmirKat]

Indians are high xD

[darkdude521]

@TheAmirKat so that explains benny lava

[TheTwoHeadedPyro]

is this... really what they say...? ;_; my favorite song...

[00WolfSpirit]

@TheTwoHeadedPyro If you'll read the description "Original Moskau video with the misheard english lyrics that was made by buffalax."

[TheNarbasaurus]

i love the internet! Where else will you see Djingis khan brakedancing while chanting "Moskau".

[MrRoberto471]

Dr. Evil ?

[theoxtheory]

So, this is what Santa does in his free time.

[johnnyweepingwillow]

@theoxtheory naw, it's obviously the power rangers in between saving the world

[10tailedfox80]

@theoxtheory lol

[Alyssoo]

@theoxtheory well, his free time actually is 363 day/year

[forallpurposesonly]

Stalin told them to write this song

[GirGirl24601]

Cause were going through the hay to your home!

[FrozenbifFst3k]

3 men dont have the green dudes mustach!

[StrangeNeo]

is that santa in the middle???

[RickyV300]

German Power Rangers.

[GospozhaAlexeyeva]

I'm moscowite! :)

[spritefan10]

1. Watch Moskau video

2. Make misheard lyrics and post it on youtube

3. ???

4. Profit

[carldude99]

This sounds like the barrel roll song. BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL BARREEL ROLL

[DoWieFX]

@carldude99 Thats because the barrel roll song is....

The same thing.

[cabossimn]

for some reason this is really catchy

[cabossimn]

there power level is under 9000? weaklings!!!

[sarzamineiran]

Are they Scottish!???

[realmanonica]

@sarzamineiran The people in the video dancing? they are german singing about russian how is that related to scottish?

[techieanant]

Indians are High indeed. :D

[123437369]

DID ANYBODY NOTICE THE PART AT 2:34 ? The lyrics. ROFL :3

[pandaboy73]

I think the best part is in the end when the crowd is just like "What the hell did I just watch?"

[malighn]

holy crap Mr. Disco DID sommon it!!!!

O_O

[GhostofGriever]

I laugh at "Billy is a handyman" every damn time

[eaglewings8]

@GhostofGriever

"We're sucking dick" *smile, clap clap clap*

gets me every time.

[GhostofGriever]

@eaglewings8 Bwahaha that one too XD

[991woot119]

imagine what our songs sound like to people from other countries

[ExtremeGamer9951]

pause at 2:15 and see the guy in the black suit. JAMES MAY! cant wait for jezza to find this.

[ExtremeGamer9951]

song about russia. german lyrics

[gaarastolemehcookie]

Russian Power Rangers?

[LegoGenfilms]

@gaarastolemehcookie aren't they German??

[gaarastolemehcookie]

@LegoGenfilms Oh how stupid of me! They are German! xD I was too stupified by their Ranger suits haha

[Ponimaju]

is that Vinnie Jones in blue?

[77foehammer77]

well if Mr. Disco summoned it....

[MAHZIICOMBATROBO]

For some reason My favorite part is the "Come and dance and love the fish, Mister Disco summoned it" It`s just too cachy.

[Spiritplumber]

@MAHZIICOMBATROBO don't forget to respect the caviar. Moskau is clearly a seafood pub

[dershed]

Mr. Clean on the right is looking pretty pooped there towards the end, his floor kicks are a bit lacking, to say the least!

[SonOfFurzehatt]

Wait... that guy in black...

Y'know, the one who keeps fouling up the dance routine?

...Is that James May?

[SephirothSpirit]

@SonOfFurzehatt Exactly what i was thinking xD

[clubfoot729]

WE'RE SUCKING DICK LOL

[baconbot1]

Why is doctor evil in this music video?

[LittleMissRequiem]

You had me at "Castro it's the time to lose"! Anti-Communism FTW!

[MinecraftIndy74]

I'm not sure, If I like the bald blue guy, or the greenie with the rockin mustache who looks like a pirate.

[frenchredhead21]

Very catchy... I think I'll add it to my ipod file "All your base belong to us".

[bayanna96]

Why does this feel so manly?

[TheGex101]

AAAAAWWW YYEEEEEAAAAHH..

[SofusTheGreatOnYT]

Gotta love the pre-90's music :D

[MrCookies0293]

Moscow

not Moskau

[Lioyd1rving]

@MrCookies0293 Moscow is English for Moskva. Moskau is German.

[phantomaddict]

COMIC SANS

[Spiritplumber]

@phantomaddict summon bigger fish

[AlexLindor]

mister disco summons fish?

[Holycats557]

whyboner?

[TheDOOMDIEGO]

Spock what the FUCK are you doing in Russia?!

[IIGrayfoxII]

@TheDOOMDIEGO

Dont forget james may(the one in gray)

[ahpeih]

NICE TRY

[tsartodd]

the caviar bit is even funnier when you realize that one of the actual German lines translated is "love tastes like caviar" ... and that Germans call shit-porn "Kaviar"

:o

[FuhrerKoffi]

i have watched this video several times and i just now realized the chick in the yellow dress

[FuhrerKoffi]

283 are happy that Mr. Disco summoned it

[kbouwk]

I'ma be him for halloween.

[2011LOSTCOLONY]

@kbouwk

Nightmare night? Or did you say halloween?

[kbouwk]

@2011LOSTCOLONY What's nightmare night?

[MinecraftIndy74]

@2011LOSTCOLONY BROHOOF!

[2011LOSTCOLONY]

@MinecraftIndy74

AWWW YEAH LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES ANOTHER BRONY! FUCK YEAH CAPPSLOCK!

[MinecraftIndy74]

@2011LOSTCOLONY XDXDXD Awesome!

[bayanna96]

@2011LOSTCOLONY HERE'S ANOTHER! BROHOOF!

[CallumKlena]

They look like they had a complete ball while doing this.

[dd4rri3n]

...Yeah, still better than most of today's music. Am I right or am I right?

[55elazar]

@dd4rri3n The latter.

[TheArcaneSanctum]

@dd4rri3n unfortunately you're right.

[spritefan10]

@dd4rri3n actually, this song was made in 2006, 5 years ago. Compared to how much music was made by then, that is quite old. But your point is still valid, Better crap then the crap we hear today.

[dd4rri3n]

@spritefan10 I was technically talking about the original German lyrics lol

[spritefan10]

@dd4rri3n OH THATS WAY WAY WAY BACK! in 1900s I think

[XFX40]

@dd4rri3n indeed my friend

[Zukoiu]

How can Billy be a handy man if they killed him? XDDDDDDD

[ExtremeGamer9951]

@Zukoiu billy was a handyman. But buffalax is where you write down in english what you hear in foreign songs. They had to make it fix with the sounds

[ExtremeGamer9951]

@Zukoiu direct translation I mean.

[xxxdarkangel17xxx]

ROFL : were sucking dick,hey, they let you play son...

[sladikk]

Revised buffalax:

Jenga's can: Moss cow

0:32 Been to the high man's mole. Two men are scorched and boiled. 0:54 Indians will heist

1:05 If they show up, up high to be sure

1:15 Moss cow, moss cow, fill the glacier undie van push the list the Swedish man

2:23 Page is in thy Gaza's clear

[planetderp]

Connot unhear

[SeaBass8Skies]

Indians are high

[unorthodoxJ]

Isn't it Diane steeler is too loose?

[keeblel1994]

im kinda scared, the field next to us is growing hay O.O

[BiggusDickus297]

@keeblel1994 lmfao hilarious :)

[MonaroDoorslammer]

One person didn't respect the caviar...

[thevinternet]

I love singing along to this with the Buffalax lyrics. The problem occurs later, when I find myself in the garden singing 'We're sucking dick, hey! They let you play, son' at the top of my voice. Christ knows what the neighbours must be thinking. My boyfriend sang it AT WORK the other day :O/

[KvizY]

@thevinternet omg that's sooo funny :DD Yeah this song is very catchy, its already stuck in my head. :DD

[nunoftheabove]

1 person doesn't respect the caviar.

[kluang1]

red ranger

blue ranger

black ranger

green ranger

yellow ranger

pink ranger

[bayanna96]

the guy in blue looks like the villain from Austin Powers

[ExtremeGamer9951]

2:21 JAMES MAY IS GERMAN. Guy in black suit.

[protestifications]

lulz

[glennstg]

Please respect the caviar!

[ladyvharsen]

1 person is sucking dick

[Vassie90]

@starjirachi21 oh ok, thank you ;)

[Vassie90]

ok, I don't wanna sound like a moron, but what does buffalax/buffalaxed mean?

[starjirachi21]

@Vassie90 It's the direct english transcription of a song. You write what you hear, not what the lyrics mean. And Buffalax was a user who was a legend at this genre.

[xsusixroxyx]

key change and everything... wow.

On another note: "We're sucking dick, hey! They let you play son!"

[starjirachi21]

They do look good in tights...

[bruce0917]

wheres buffalax? :(

[MrWindowsXPfan]

download this in case it gets banned again

[1236sason]

awesome its coming back :D

[Heliosphan15]

come and dance and love the fish

mr disco summoned it.

holy fucking lol. that part makes me laugh every time

[rich391f]

is not correct......

[lilithnux]

1 person doesn't respect the caviar

[StellarShiva]

1 Ranger is pissed in tar.

[Pintassilgo12]

RIP Russian Power Rangers.

[rofldood1]

BTW who the hell is Mr. Disco and why does he summon me?

[sutro19]

''we're sucking dick, hey hey, they let you play, son!''

Best.

[rofldood1]

Russian Santa Jesus!

[VisualPrefection]

Indians are high. True statement.

[Yugioh257]

How did both of them die?

[daemonchadeau]

@Yugioh257 Probably from STDs because Dinah Steeler was too loose.

[seansoundersfc]

Do a barrel roll! Thumbs up if you get the reference!

[dickhead451373]

@seansoundersfc you are a glorious winged faggot

just thought i'd update you

[RocketVGC]

@seansoundersfc ytmnd lol

[thedex050]

Moskau

Dont worry Bill is dead

There lies the boy with bread

Indian's are high.

[SmieshNorway]

hahahahahaha

[rockerzac99]

This is hilarious but Moskau is an awesome song

[narmizzle]

blue dude looks like charles xavier

[awb26]

ya now show me the real english version mister misheard lyrics

[Starioshka]

@awb26 It's called bufflax you anti-meme noob.

[awb26]

@Starioshka its called misheard lyrics to me asshole i found the real english version here anyway

watch?v=hDnLIYd0hZY

[Starioshka]

@awb26 lol retard. Internet called it Bufallax so it IS Bufallax, you don't fuck with internet because it always wins.

[awb26]

@Starioshka as if you are the internet

if you think im such a retard then dont engage in conversation with an anti meme noob

ass

[stickmanpwner64]

'Castro its time to lose"

well too bad the bay of pigs invasion failed.

[ColeTrain12345678]

Now i can sing along.

[MidnightAngel357]

Nobody panic. Bill's dead.

[Freindly1000]

lol ''we're sucking dick''

[magicalkitten1]

You know, if it wasn't for Buffalax's version of Moskau, then so many people wouldn't have bought the song, so it's rather unfair for Youtube to take down Buffalax's account :(

[Ponytailftw]

"dont worry bill is dead"..omg.. you know that bill was gonna die in l4d2 :O

[sjl0523]

@Ponytailftw More surprising when you consider the original video was uploaded in Nov 25 2006, and "The Sacrifice" was announced on October 5 2010.

[Spartanrazor]

115 people know that porcelain's the surest plan

[v1de0gamr]

Remember: always respect the caviar

[blubbber100]

his dance at 1:50 is epic

[CineSteiny]

Anyone else get the feeling they're looking at Power Rangers when they see these people?

[magicalkitten1]

@CineSteiny

Yup - Rangers end up P*ssed in Tar

;D

[SuperBigChug]

Thank god Mr. Disco summoned this video back.

[blubbber100]

@lizarddude3000 i know!!!!!

[MultiDelt]

Yes, it was time for Castro to loose. In the 80s.

[dimi1818]

Indians are high!!

[410and443]

HAHAHAHAH BUFFALAX IS ALIVE AND WELL, JUST UNDER A NEW NAME!! TOO BAD WE WILL NEVER KNOW WHO ITS IS!!! LONG LIVE BUFFALX!!!!!

[Haerodiel]

It's been quite a long time since I listened to this, but even now I could cover up the words at the bottom and my brain hears the buffalax lyrics. XD