12 - Rejected Fiveawesomedrunks Auditions: Kenrg

[MidiPunk]

Still one of my all time faves!

[sexygeeky]

i think this is one of the very best video on drunkeness ever. EVAR! i love it.

[shincyriades]

He sure was enjoying his vodka! I do enjoy a good rum on occasion myself, though.

[reeceegirl]

LMAOOO @ "We're the fucking pirates" OMG... he's friggin GONE. Why have I never seen this? He rocks!!!!

And the Janis Joplin at the end? CLASSIC! Why was he rejected?

*****5stars :)

[fiveawesomedrunks]

he wasnt rejected... he was guest hosting, he came up with this all on his own... one of my fav drunk vids ever =D

-Cinder

[RodEOpallo]

I'm glad yo ass survived! Another great vid-I saw one where u may be looking fora new Ken??? I hope that was old cause hell brother loving your art so far--keep Em comin!

[ballzley]

lol!

[legalass17]

You know...I don't drink much, but I would drink with you. What does your wife think of this? You are hilarious.

[carlsbergdevil]

''I don't trust any booze i can see through''

Ok fair point Kenrg, but that doesn't stop you working through a two litre bottle of Russian vodka now does it?

Also may I add if you didn't change your top for five days that is disgusting and very dirty, But i'm glad to see at the end of the video you where pissed so obviously it was took in one day :D However I enjoyed watching this and found it very very humourous I have added it as a favourite

Over and out!

[jerminfection]

this guy is wasted by the end

ROFLLLLLL

youtubeyoututbeyoutubeeee

says like 9 times ROFL

this fool is sick

[ModeratelyNeatO]

"YouTubes Like A Pirate! Argh!!!!

[Flipself]

You used to be my rolmodel ken! About being polite and respecting others and not doing drugs and what not and now this...

[lizardtown]

LOL, Great vid! Start out all serious, totally smashed by the end, hilarious

[jerminfection]

this fool is drunk by the end lmfao.

[Peranolde]

That was awesome haha. I don't think I could drink cheap Vodka though being Canadian. We pride ourselves on good Vodka... I mean when you think about it... All we've got is icebergs and potatoes. What more could you ask for a perfect vodka?

[kenrg]

Icebergs and potatoes - nothing else to do but make and drink vodka - Cheers!

[Justinmazing]

Still ones of my favs,

[AtomicUs5000]

Awesome! That was classic!

[kenrg]

Thanks!

[popebenadict16]

nice vodka that

[kenrg]

If by "nice" you mean a big bottle for not much money, that's the one!

[PCBIZNUSS]

LMAO! "people know it 'cause your shitfaced" hahaha, No membership needed at Kosco to buy drugs and alcohol Woo Hoo!

[kenrg]

It's that slurred speech and half-shut eyes that give it away every time...

[crawleykakes]

I drink Jack, It's a mighty fine whiskey to me...........

[kenrg]

Jack and I are very well acquainted 8^)

[TheMickMiester]

wheres the irish liqour?

[kenrg]

I'm gettin' there! It takes more than five days worth of vlogs to get around the world...

If it makes you feel any better, I did have a Guinness after this to take the edge off ;^)

[TheMickMiester]

haha thanks

[battim]

kenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg, i know what youre talking about

[kenrg]

You know it alright.

[captainfury2007]

Thats freaking awesome! Thats it.. we're going drinkin!

[kenrg]

Just name the time and place! Like, how about right here and now?

[captainfury2007]

Watching the world wake up from history?

Sorry, threw in a little Jesus Jones for you.

[taragolden]

well, the shirt was funny..

[kenrg]

It is a nice shirt, isn't it.

[TamHickey67]

This was absolutely hilarious. More drinking please!

[kenrg]

I guess my liver is going to have to put with the demand for more alco-vlogs.

[MeanBlackDude]

You ROCK SiR!!!

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[battim]

this was an especially reserved drunk vlog from you ken...you didnt even show your nightly toilet worshipping

[angellizzie]

I love how he gets more and more drunk throughout the 'week'. This was very entertaining. :D

[kenrg]

Thanks - It's just my little way of surviving the work week ;^)

[RichDreamsTeacher]

Once again, great video!!!

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[joey75220]

That is absolutely piss drunk funny!! Kenrg! I subscribe to this guy and he ain't N E V A' been funny! HAHAHAHAHA

[kenrg]

Thanks - I've got to drink and vlog more often, I guess...

[ovationceleb]

Hillarious!

I would've had water with the Laphroaig though... It gives me heartburn otherwise.

[kenrg]

They put enough water in at the distillery. And heartburn, well, that's what the prilosec is for.

[powderpink]

I love his shirt

[kenrg]

Thanks! It's from a weekend in Las Vegas - my buddy's got one just like it. Man, matching drinking shirts - we must have been wasted!

[LaJetts]

Still lol while I type...very amusing!! I don't suppose you made an "Irish" coffee at the close?!? ;)

[kenrg]

Mmmmm.... an Irish Coffee sounds quite good right about now....

[wogsland]

What, no tequilas?

[kenrg]

Tequila and Gin are in the second week...

[Minniver]

oh, ken!!! You should have broken these takes up! There there, just hang your head over the toilet, that's it... now easy, lay down and take a nap.

[kenrg]

Oh, I'm fine - In fact, when this was done, I went out for a Margarita!

[Hermgirl666]

Oh, Ken. I live a (mostly) sober lifestyle, but now you got me craving some Southern Comfort (I'm a big Janis fan...and SoCo is tasssty!)

[kenrg]

Mostly sober is good - It's those all or nothing situations that are best to avoid ;^)

[Furnifur]

I don't trust any booze I can see through. The Dread Pirate Kenrg! Southern Comfort makes you think you love everyone. Janice was the best.

[kenrg]

Thank you very much - Oh, and TheDreadPirateKenrg is my new alternate channel!

[Furnifur]

LMAO Perfect Name if you really made it I shall subscribe to it!

[Urnkneekovaks]

I think you should have submitted just your Thursday and Friday videos and I think they would have probably chosen you. Drunk, melancholy, sentimental, slurred speech, Tube bashing..... yep, that would have done it.

[kenrg]

Yeah, but that would have just been like every other video I do!

[Ramborol]

Awesome!

or should I say...

Nice...

[kenrg]

I'll take both - Thanks!

[LizBizToo]

I trust you'll be diggin for the worm in the tequila next week :)

[kenrg]

Oh, yeah - you know it! (protein is good for you)

[missdivinestalls]

Most informative and excellent taste I mussay. When you started in with the rum I thought of an avatar with Captain Jack Sparrow on it where he says, "But why is the rum gone."

[kenrg]

Well, thank you - It's okay to be a drunk if you've got good taste ;^)

[13thDimension]

you did well...i enjoy a good education..

[kenrg]

I'm a professor of drunkology ;^)

[13thDimension]

"people know you've been drinking....be cause you are shit faced..." hA!!!!!!!:D

[kenrg]

Well... it's true!

[bwhahrhr]

a wine-vlog on your main channel next Ken?

[kenrg]

I've thought about doing that, but careful what you ask for; I take my wines VERY seriously!

[bwhahrhr]

My whole family fits into the category of wine-fetishists so I can definatly relate and enjoy people that take wines seriously... ;)

[electrojed]

OMG! That was great! LMFAO

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[knifesedge]

Oh, Ken,Ken,Ken....have I taught you nothing? It's colour first, smell, then taste!

[kenrg]

Yes, yes, I'm sorry - I'll have to try it again and again till I get it right!

[knifesedge]

Ken, this is my favourite video of yours! Ken arrggggggg!

[kenrg]

Glad it amused ;^)

[mrm1775]

F*cking hilarious!

[kenrg]

Thanks!

[ruroremy]

This channel really makes me want to get drunk every damn night...

[kenrg]

Then we've done our job - Drinks all around!

[goYankeesgo]

Well at least you got to be Saturdays's guest host lol

5 Stars!!

[kenrg]

The weekend's always better anyway!

[goYankeesgo]

haha thats true!

[spacecadet9]

great vid man lol :o)

[kenrg]

Thanks!

[Eastyles]

kenrg FTW

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[kenrg]

Thanks!

[ralfonzo83]

en vino veritas!!

and you are even more funny when you are drunk :)

[kenrg]

The question is, have you ever really seen me sober? ;^)

[Texasred63]

ken how could they pass you up, this is great!!

[kenrg]

Their loss ;^)

[PappyStu]

Maybe they weren't looking for 5 awesome "connoisseur" drunks

[kenrg]

I just figured that they weren't looking for 5 pathetically aging drunks.

[speedyconkiwi]

Hahahhaa omfg you rock hardcore, Ken. HARDCORE.

The pirate part and then Friday... oh my.

Fabulous!!!

[kenrg]

Glad you enjoyed!

[JustA11en]

The progressive deterioration was quite entertaining.

[kenrg]

The physical toll it takes on me means nothing if I've managed to entertain one person :^)

[JustA11en]

My company purchased one of those motivational prints, for our office, a few years ago. It was called "TEAMWORK" and had a picture of The Great Wall of China. I seem to be the only person that finds thousands of people dying, in the construction of an ego-driven inanimate object, ironic. The creator of the the print, and my company,still think it was an excellent representation of "TEAMWORK." So...

thanks for taking one.....for the TEAM. >:)

[bwhahrhr]

compared to newer chinese architectual monstrosities that wall might have saved some lifes (propably less than it cotsed) BUT YOU CAN SEE IT FROM OUTERSPACE!1

[antikmart]

Kenrg = win

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[not2tees]

Sadly, wisdom intervenes and it ends with a coffee. The horror of sobriety rears its ugly head once again. Back to the Costco liquor shelf you go, Mr. k.

[kenrg]

Well, I got the coffee out, but it never made it into the pot. Too much trouble if doesn't go right from bottle to mouth.

[Justinmazing]

You were really drinking all of those too. You must love YouTube to do that.

[kenrg]

Love YouTube or hate my gut. Or a little of each...

[Justinmazing]

You know what I'm talking about Battim. LOL! Class to trash. Love it! I need to watch it again.

[kenrg]

Thank you for inviting me to post this - It was  a LOT of fun!

[periurban]

Ooooooooo-aaaaaarrrrrrrr! The mighty KenRG! Splice the mainbrace!

[kenrg]

Are you a pirate too? Aarrrrgggghhh!

[periurban]

Aaaarrrrgghhhhhh! Oi be a poirate me hearties! Arrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh....[coff­.coff] ......ouch. I may never sing again!

[TheSupercoven]

Fuck yeah, Southern Comfort.

Kenrg has annihilated the guest host spot this week.

[TheSupercoven]

Fuck yeah, Southern Comfort.

Kenrg has annihilated the guest host spot this week.

[kenrg]

...or the guest host spot has annihilated kenrg...

[TheSupercoven]

Kenrrrrrg wins!

Buffalo Trace is epic. I <3 bourbon.

[kenrg]

I am enjoying that Buffalo Trace - Great stuff!

[Zublime75]

LOL That was great Ken, but you forgot Tequila!!! =P

[Justinmazing]

I think that was Saturday but by that point he couldn't figure out how to work the camera. :)

[kenrg]

Tequila and Gin are in week two - if I can still get to the liquor cabinet.

[TheSupercoven]

Kenrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg, loving the scotch talk.

[TheSupercoven]

Kenrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg, loving the scotch talk.

[kenrg]

I'm just loving the Scotch!

[LeSaMilano]

one litre of bourbon for every pound of meat! Whew, I'm glad I'm not a vegetarian! LOL

kenARG!

[kenrg]

After a liter of bourbon, nobody's a vegetarian ;^)

[kartook]

Im a pirate Arrrrrrr

[kenrg]

Rum is good food!

[CinderFNRella]

LMFAO Ken, I had no clue where u were going with this until about wed. ha!

Love the many stages of the 'drunk' you led up to...calm & together, billigerant & hostile, blubbering mess. LOL epic

[kenrg]

Just a typical afternoon at home with kenrg!

[gnr1234]

the challenge was excellent.

but justin wont do it, he is too much of a pussy!

[TheSupercoven]

He's YOUR bitch, direct him to do it. XD

[Justinmazing]

How do you think I get my liquor?

[gnr1234]

This was Epic!

5 days all in one video!

[kenrg]

My head was a little sore, but it was worth it!

[gnr1234]

Hahahaha!!!

[kenrg]

:^)

[Stuka87]

YAR!!

Best video here yet!

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[blackturtleus]

Nice pirate imitation!

[kenrg]

I've been practicing for years. It's just lucky that I couldn't find my eye patch.

[nancyleeould]

ROTFL!!! Too funny!!! :-D

[kenrg]

Thanks!

[JohnnyStorm2007]

Let your hair down, you look awesome with long hair. WKRP Johnny style, lol.

[kenrg]

Thanks - Actually, I had planned to do that by the Friday video, but once I started taping (and drinking) I kind of forgot what I meant to do ;^)

[achampag]

did you mix all those liquors? woah

[kenrg]

No mixing - just one at a time ;^)

[achampag]

LMAO

pirates! am dyin over here

watching again....

[kenrg]

Thanks! But you gotta watch out for those pirates!

[NetzDriverZ]

awesome video 5stars!!!

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[muxusbxt]

the audition gets better as the week progress'ss..

[kenrg]

Better and worse at the same time!

[Gimmeabreakman]

When I saw this was 9 min. plus I groaned.... but this was hilarious. Great job, Kenrg!

I hope you join us again soon!

[kenrg]

I'd be happy to do another one - just as soon as my liver dries up a bit. Thank you for the opportunity!

[tlg847]

Well, I can see why this video audition got rejected. No gin! And, where's the wine? Beer? Not one. Pirate my ass...

[kenrg]

Well, I only had five days to work through - If I'm invited back I've got a bottle of Bombay Sapphire waiting for a shot at the 'Tube... and beer and wine... I could do a few weeks on each of 'em... just give me a chance!

[BGenerous]

Haha!

The five stages of drinking, aka, descent from urbanity.

[kenrg]

That's pretty much the whole story - Thanks!

[4u2know1]

Funny video, my friend! It's a 5'er!

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[giaco44094]

LOL....my first serious drink was Southern Comfort...only because Janis was my idol. I tried so hard to like it but to be honest..it was nasty. Now I did end up being fond of the demon Rum!

[kenrg]

SoCo is only nasty if you let it stay in your mouth too long - Just throw it back quickly and it works just fine ;^)

[Gizmowon]

Well my friend, if you got to drink. That the way to do it. It makes, making a blog, blogier. By drink the best stuff you never get a hangover. I didn't see Gin, right? Burb!

*****5 Drunk Bears*****

[kenrg]

Yeah, no gin in this episode... but if I'm invited back for another guest spot I'll be sure to talk about gin... Thanks!

[Dadalama]

Gin tastes like pine trees ^-^

[juliact]

wow, my liver hurts just watching that!

[kenrg]

I'm feeling much better this morning...

[kingpolaris]

i like the telephone sound effect.

ya man thas a ton of alch

[owneroftheinternet]

I could see it coming...Very Funny!!!

[kenrg]

Thanks!

[kingpolaris]

lol nice username/do you believe a guy i talked to didnt know this channel existed?

[kenrg]

A lot of people don't think I exist - including some people that I've worked for...

[kingpolaris]

what lamers!

i added u as a friend on here