Dear Shopko Cashier...

[Finstahy]

Really? 13? I'm just about 16 and I've never shaved. lol

[JakeM624]

Lol I work at shopko. This is hilarious. The razor here qualifies for a warranty, it lasts for two years and covers pretty much anything from just a light going out to dropping it on the concrete and it's only $9.99, I recommend it because sometimes these things just happen and this way you are covered. <---- My line. hahaha

[RazorCutProductions]

I work at a Shopko myself, and I find it amazing how many items these days have warranty's on them.

[efanhunt]

*comfortable



[efanhunt]

Wow. Usually it's the women that do the bitching at retail stores. You had a moment in life that made you uncumfortable... lets revisit it I guess.

[J6R92]

i work there and i absolutely hate trying to sell extended protection plans. There such a rip off i dont like trying tog et anyone to even buy them cuz i know there a rip off hahaha

[NocheeseSherlock]

One of my favorite videos xD

[TheImpromptuChef]

HAHAH great video

[Morethanicouldhandel]

I had a mexican woman cut my hair, it didnt look like what i wanted it to look like, and in the end she went "I hope you like it I wasted a lot of bloody time on it!" oh thanks

[RnDnproductions]

Haha, CSI Lincon

[RnDnproductions]

I have the same problem. Because of my handwriting, my signature is different every time.

Also that csi joke reminded me of a comic I saw in the paper. There is a person watching tv and on the tv it says "CSI sesimy street". And then the person says "they are wearing this concept out.

[Perjam55]

One of my favourite Dan Brown videos.

[carl5775]

haha i also work at a shopko in OR....this is awesome

[1960markN]

Hilarious!! Very creative!

[LilmsMcD]

As a Shopko employee ( though not a cashier thank God) the higher ups and corporate will hound the he'll out of the cashiers to sell those protection plans. Plus, they only get maybe 50 cents commission.

[want2beactress]

What did you do? you made her cry :(

just kidding ;)

[Statosphere62]

one of your best vids

[TheSaralysette]

I'm a shopko cashier. We really aren't all that obnoxious. On account of all Shopko cashiers everywhere, I humbly apologize. I would only have ID'd you once, I swear.

[WPWaST]

Haha Shopko only hires fat women over 30 years old.

[Natalie2425]

This is my favorite video of yours.

Over ALL of them :)

[FGSA10upitcher]

dan shaves???? i never knew that....

[hobo8675309]

well, you did look a bit different when you got your liscence

[NocheeseSherlock]

One of the best Dan Brown videos :D

[DINOMANFTW]

New Outro?

[Thugpreacha]

I am a cashier. LOL But I would never belittle any of my fine customers....

(I work at a local grocery store)

[unanswered999]

dude ive been using a razon everyday since i was 13 HAHAHAHA

[Rosterlu]

You R so damn crazy!! Like me thought...

[fullysicsubwoofers]

i laughed my ass off at the ending

[fullysicsubwoofers]

@kiyo655 youtube pays him because hes a youtube partner, and he gets money for those ads you see at the bottom of the screen...i think...

[Ashlay71]

HAHAHA. :) Thats hilarious.

[Sarsenic]

I went to the doobly doo and looked at the shirt link. I clicked on it and when I got to the page it said, "your cart is empty :("

...":("

[awsomeman113]

lol

[scriblon]

What a plot twist at the end!! XD

[Stakis1]

Dan, having spent the last month or so as one of your loyal subscribers, I have to say that this is the one video I have seen so far that sticks out... and not in a good way. I hold you in high regard as an intelligent and, in some cases, enlightened individual... albeit a very young one. I know that there must be some amount of comedy and hyperbole used in your videos to get your point across, but this one just came across, to me, as overly self serving. I just think you're better than that.

[amyeli33]

You're funny. lol.

[Atticus4563]

This is really pointless. You do realize at Shopko they are REQUIRED to check for ID's when using a credit card. Not because you didn't want a warranty. So when your credit card gets stolen you can thank Shopko for seeing the ID and your credit card and saving you from losing a lot of money. This was A) not worthwhile and B) instead of complaining, having this many people watching you, why don't you make an effort to not whine, and do something GOOD. You're old enough to shave, act like it

[Veggiefull]

He meant this video as a joke. You overreacted.

[rabbitwho]

@Veggiefull Even if he was joking, he said that a fourty year old who works as a cashier is pity-full and pathetic and her life is going no where just because she had a bad day! Maybe she's working 2 jobs to support 6 kids! Maybe 4 other 18 year olds treated her like crap and made her feel small that day! Where's his empathy?

If it's not 3 it's 2.

You have to admit this was a low moment!

[NoobyMac]

@rabbitwho That still gives her no right to cause grief to her customers. She should lose her job for this.

[rabbitwho]

@NoobyMac You have no empathy. I feel sorry for you.

[TheMANIAC96]

cant you see he's upset about it? Rofl

[blazzing100]

lol WHAT THE HELL DOSE THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN

[Rubiks4sale]

I love this video!!!

[DinosuarJoe]

This will always be my favorite video of yours.

[musebreako]

i laughed my ass of at 4:35 xD

[BooMonsterOfficial]

lol so funny!!

[BooMonsterOfficial]

What a bitch.....

[keenan12347]

oh you live in new jersey eh?

[RenatoandEric]

AMAZING story!!!!

[CrazyLemur13]

2:21 "I swiped my credit card in silence as you stared at me with your cold, lifeless eyes."

xD Can't stop laughing!

[swordmasterauron]

close shave

[WeCouldBeInseperable]

oh my goodness. that shirt. i need that shirt. I NEED THAT SHIRT. I NEED THAT SHIRT LIKE A FROG NEEDS WATER I NEED TO BE IN THAT SHIRT ON A REGULAR BASIS TO SURVIVE!!!!!!!

[DarkReaper1994]

Which is pretty funny considering your username is "WeCouldBeInseperable".

[Mikachu10]

To give the cashier something, you do look a bit young in that photo

[sypher0316]

i might buy 1 of his shirts

[SamtheViciousZebra]

That was kind of bitter.... and amazing. Made my freaking day. :)

[crb999]

YOUR FREAKING AMAZING DAN:)))

[halep09]

Tribe three response anyone?

[rabbitwho]

@halep09 Yeah but he evolved quickly.

I'm downloading this in case he ever forgets his roots and tries to delete it.

[Ameerican]

This was the inspiration behind my Creative Writing coursework in my GCSE English!

Just thought you all might wanna' know that...

But still, awesome video.

[NathanJames21]

"Your cold lifeless eyes..."

LOL!!!

^_^

[sypher0316]

suck it shop co.  xD

[Rocker6458]

hahahahaha

[Pandaren123]

your level 3

[XxXChanChanXxX]

I shaved for the first time today and im 13!

[Duckydust]

BWAHAHA weezy waiter reference!!

[xXxKatelynKakexXx]

I love watching your videos. Lol. I think it's awesome that you live in Nebraska. [: i live there too!

[timidgothica]

loved this post, as always highly entertaining.

[wtfitsxashley]

l0l! Just the other day I went to a dollar store to get one item. Well, there was only one cashier working, an older women (chola status). Now, I understand she was probably annoyed, but still! She insulted the person in front of me, dogged me out, then I over heard her telling the man waiting behind me "i wish people had their dollars ready so they wouldnt waste my time", i know that comment was towards me cuz I had struggled a bit to get my dollar out of my pocket. meanie.

[iheartpotatoesx]

this is kind of mean :(

[ea2008]

That's life.

[Rith9789]

@iheartpotatoesx

How about go out of your house and into the real world.

[iheartpotatoesx]

@Rith9789 how about you shut your ignorant mouth, because I used to be a cashier. kthanks.

[paz2001]

Pathetic arguements ftw? :)

[pisaniforprez]

He sounds like the movie announcer guy at 0:12, Don Lafontaine. It made me laugh.

[xReicheruChanx]

Great video, Dan! This is going to my favorites.

[Humbleforcupcakes]

I'm 15 and i get hairy as all hell if i don't shave every day its really annoying my friends call me and ware wolf

[efgraham0921]

for me, it was frickin' awesome!...... for the first 2 days. then it was an inconvenience, and the excitement died down really really fast.

[limited4life]

i wont shave for a month ether not that it really mathrs cuz i never shave and im 15 you wouldnt even see it

[PRODVDi]

lol rude cashier

[jessjuvenilex]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[crimesO1]

Who was the person on the drivers license?

[VideoGamesKickAss]

hey dan will you be participating in neanderthal november?

[limited4life]

yes HE will

[meshpop]

You look a bit like Dane Cook the comedian lmao

[tbjsamich12]

hahahah i would have been like "Ma'am.... or should i say disgusting creature, May i just have my ID back, so I can leave, because, honestly, its not like Im going to not pay for my razor, i mean seriously, creature, just give me my damn ID, so i can home and shave...."

[fabfilms101]

Weird ass kid

[GLyddonable]

dont be a pussy, get a straight razor

[DanThePropMan]

Going out of your way to make things more complicated for yourself is not manly or impressive, it's just unnecessary. If you want to make it a point of pride that you use a straight razor, fine, but it doesn't actually make you superior in any way.

[byc2j]

Amazing build up for an awesome joke. Some of your best work, Dan! Well done!

[RamskatProductions]

lol thats jokes

[Elosabeth]

hahaha...do u sing the outro?

[heartsophocles]

Poerty, hun. But, that picture really looks nothing like you.

<3

[kabloozie]

I guess the rant was an example of being in a 3rd level tribe...just kidding.

[damasta67420]

.....wow you're kind of harsh

[damasta67420]

no offence you are my favroit youtube channel, (not an exaggeration)

[applebritta]

This is called slam poetry :)

[stormtroper680]

o you live in Lincoln Nebraska ( i do) you use the state in your intro and said csi lincoln so it would make sense

[beagle4864]

3:26 Yes, I was.

Just kidding. She's crazy. It's just a razor!

I love your outro, by the way.

[pickle4714]

um, i knida want to know how many people really dont know you around your city, i mean, maybe being an internet star still doesn't make you that popular?

[OcelotDAD]

Hey Dan, don't shave for a couple of weeks, I would love to see you with a beard :)

[hotchocolate104]

Great fun to watch. Though, I personally think the button is yellow. :)

Rock on DB!

[Alistair458]

LOLLOL

i love you dan!!

[twilightxHPxlove]

hahahahaha!!

[meaniehead83]

You are an amazing story teller! I really mean that. ^^ I think you should write a book, not sure about what but a book of whatever you think people might like to read. Honestly I think you would get a lot of people to read it because EVERYONE loves Dan Brown!!! =D lol

[ChRoPi21]

lMAO! OMG DAN FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[gottalovemissyg]

haha thats rad, stupid shopko person, made my buddy dan cry! haha jk

[travisg927]

i would have smacked that ho

[norulezapply]

$10 for 3 gallons of "gasoline".

holy shit that's cheap!

[iFOUNDmyEDWARD]

Lol. Nice.

[mrdspike]

Jerk I work at a Super market, I'm 21 and I've been working there since I was in high school. I'm not going to college, so does that make me a loser>?

[iFOUNDmyEDWARD]

Nope, kuz you're not 45 or a jerk to your custermers. Nor do you live with 15 cats in a one bedroom house....I hope.

[aerase]

yeah kinda

[sk8rdman]

Dan is starting to sound like a douche, that makes me sad...

On a more related note, I'm 18, and I only recently started shaving, ant it's still only every few weeks. Once I can finnaly grow a full healthy beard, I'm gonna grow it nice and long. lol

[BlueSmoothie4Eva]

ur cool

[IllegalBallMover]

You know what?

You reminded me very much of Hank Green! And Hank is great.

Reminded me of his rant on douchebagery and assholes :D

[Pistons22girl]

lol Dan, you're a nut. You make me smile. That picture looks nothing like you, in her defense. lol.. but this was still pretty funny.

[musicaddict1255]

hahaha your awsome!!

[YourSilentWhisper]

Haha you are so funny!

[crazyjorge2111]

ha that was a really good one

[keithzworld]

Hahah lol Dan you're hilarious love all your videos man, pure awesomeness ;)

[lishabear08]

Made me laugh so hard! and OMG TEE SHIRTS!!! WOOT

[FCsailor70]

it was like watching doctor Seuss without the acid.

[alex49carson]

poetic

[wakalakawhee]

Dan, you're my new favorite. :D

One of my friends works at shopko. I must show him this. XD

[0Blue0Sparkle]

is shopko like wal-mart?

[mrdspike]

Shopko is kinda like walmart, but Much Smaller, they most have an eye care and drug store in side, they sell some tvs and stuff, aslwell as clothes. but smaller then walmart.

[0Blue0Sparkle]

thank you! :)

[c0ry5m1th]

ummm it kinda does not look like you

[LoveAudraLove]

I love the subscribe rap, a lot.

[purplehippolova1]

ur always talkin bout shavin. you shave in the very first dbu. you dedicated a whole month to not shaving, u talked about stubble and shaving in the first vlogvetica and probably alot more times than that. Is this on purpose?

[sophiahasselberg]

Damn it! I saw that you're going to post a new video tonight, and I was planning on waiting for it, but man.. it's almost 2 in the morning here (in Sweden), and I'm really tired, so I'm gonna go to bed now. Weel, at least I have something to look forward to in the morning.. But I'm really bummed out.

[sophiahasselberg]

Yeah, that's supposed to be "Well", not "Weel". Whatever.

[kristiankroflin]

By the way: day and night repeats, spring, summer, fall and winter do...but what about

the lower and higher degrees of time? No repetition other than the manmade can be

seen.

[Kduceee]

dumb

[floydfan21]

your going to wish you bought it in a year and a half...

and we do get a 50cent commition... : P

[MeggieCook]

poor Dan...

[eqseep]

5* ranty-goodness!

[Blueaveo3568]

Dan- Congrats for completing your journey through puberty.

[yyellowsubmarinee]

you are HI LAR I OUS

[katie0kates]

wow dude you make pretty big assumptions out of " its been awhile since this picture was taken"

but still hilarious as always!!! :)

[Mogster27]

Dan, you should have complained to the manager.

[wangwong666]

Ask for her manager Dan. Fuck that ho

[bananaxxsmoothie]

lmao! so funny(:

my brother has that razor too,

but I think he bought the protection thing XD

[rubiksmasta]

awesome.

[espChris93]

wow

[YThursday]

raining blood in the first 2 seconds?

[DinoSaysRarr]

haha great story, and i soooo want the shirt :D

[TheDorianGrayShow]

Dan Brown i only have one thing to say... you are my hero! if only you would of said it to her face though... but i totally agree with you, she was just trying to get you angry =P

[animelover43694]

HILARIOUS

[PiratesHaveFunnyHats]

if thats what all shopko cashiers are like, i'm afraid to go there... but this video was HILARIOUS =]

[iallie13]

lol way to vent dan (: nice video

[Thompc82]

you look like glen beck the picture lookd like a 12 year old pogo nerd...

[Thompc82]

yeah...that id doesnt look like you...

[DancingTramp]

you know what. i think the subscribe button is yellow, not orange, something thats been eating me up ever since you made up that little bit at the end of your videos..and now you've made a t shirt. oh nooo :(

[kanzosupremo]

xd BEFORE IT WAS

srry bout the caps

[GerardFrankMcr]

I want that shirt!! :)

[JordynJitters]

this was the best story.EVER.

[illyria257]

lol i think u do the female voice a tad too well....no offense..=]

[tylerperson090]

lol

[Ducky190]

Lol awsume.I gotta get one of those tees too :]

[CrackleTonHimSelf]

liked it

[VanessaViceVersa]

lol love the last part xD "but it does give a pretty close shave" xD fantastic and it does remind me of the Christmas story! :O

[hydekins2]

Omg lmfao when you said but it really does give a close shave I fell on the ground laughing!

[PunkizntDEAD]

OMFG THATS HORRIBE!! LMAO!!! <33

[RAWRimBEASTLYxx]

This reminds me of The Christmas Story, I picture him as that little boy.

[ev13191]

this is probably the best video you've made. it reminds me a lot of the narration from the movie "A Christmas Story" which is a brilliant feat of writing and comedy. you rock!

[PhantasmPirate]

nice vid Dan, this is one of your best =)

[graceface59]

i love you! xD

[moneebagz721]

I LOVED it when he had a beard

[ramone712]

lol luv this guy

[XleeuhhhX]

0:16

I'm definitley adding "arduous" to my Cool Words List.

[MegaNOMZ]

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[AlphaLegend118]

dooblydoo!! xD

[BrothaB777]

i still dont get the sheep thing, but it still makes me lol! ^^ (i have watched all your episodes, from the rubix cubes, to pogo sticks, to the really old episodes when you did the consumer report! keep doing what u do, and keep being good at it!