LOVELINE - Adam's rant about pens and shoelaces

[Yesiamblind]

Oh my god this is GOLD.

[ChipArgyle]

Adam Carolla: the world's youngest crotchety old man. And I say that with love.

He should try some slip-ons.

[drmoroe30]

God, I am crying laughing right now.

[sbubbb]

This is so funny! I thought I was the only one who got the sneaker laces way too long. Why the eff would they do that - it sucks for us, and it costs them more money!

[xPulse582]

Lol adam is the best ..

[piano99999]

lmao when he talked about dress shoes laces being too short!! its so true

[drinkybirdy]

@piano99999 I know!! I really wanted him to go off on those, they're more ridiculous than the tennis shoe laces

[Asamof]

it's not just the ranting, but adam has the best metaphors and analogies when he rants

[thechangingonthewind]

I love how Dr. Drew just has to let him go on, even though he knows it's such a random topic.

[marvista]

type gift in front of youtube in the address bar

[laneharder]

"Who took a vote and said we only need super, ultra fine pens?!"

[gta747]

i love adam carolla lol, i always bitch to myself about stuff like this when im bored & pissed off

[MadSmokerBBQ]

"70% more lace than is actually usable" perfect!

[themack355]

this rant seems so forced

[MadSmokerBBQ]

@themack355 sounds genius to my jaded ear. maybe it was an early version and he was still fleshing out the beats.

[themack355]

I don't know man...he brought it up himself and it was not funny...I just think this is the worst one (by comparison to his others)...for anyone else it would be okay...but I have higher standards for Adam damn it! :P

[Merle1987]

I use a Pilot V 5 pen and it's about as fine as you can get. However the ink comes out pretty fat.

[MadSmokerBBQ]

@Merle1987 I'm gonna get one. I hate shitty pens!

[paragshah2112]

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa omg that was funny. brilliant comedy material

[skrilla84]

@paragshah2112

The best part about him is though is that it isnt comedy material. It's not a bitt. It just comes naturally to him. Long live king adam

[Weltschmertz2020]

i like the fine tip :P

[dharmaxpunk]

This clip is a perfect example of what loveline was like when adam was on it; funnier, but callers getting placed on hold for 5-10 minutes at a time after they say six words on the air because adam gets set off on a tangent.

it was beautiful.

[grevin75]

World like a yo-yo. That was beautiful.

[elmetalico99]

adam carolla n tom leykis are the best in  radio

[TomLeykisClips]

Truth: spoken by and through elmetalico99

[MaryTheresa1986]

Adam is so sexy

[EasedBluntman]

Adams the best, given enough time he can hate anything.

[ALANFROMTJ]

The Gospel according to the Ace man

[blap316]

best rant ever