Mordin on interspecies relationships

[SpartanCXVII]

Lol did Mordin just tell her not to swallow?

[madd0gsquid]

lmao Mordin is hilarious

[jihncrazy]

So dont ingest,kkkkkkkkkkkkkk.I have to make a female to see that .Mordin flirts me in that dialogue,kkkkkkkkkkkkk,im male.....

[vfaulkon]

I have yet to play this game and meet all the new teammates, but...yeah, Mordin just shot way up the ranks. Yay salarian doctor dude! :D

[FullSwing9]

Shepard: NO BLOW JOB FOR YOU!

Garrus: Wha?

[DivideByZeroGetCake]

Chicks still don't swallow in the future?

[CAB005E3]

The doc is one of THE funniest characters in the game and not just cause he can talk really fast

[adamhunter1223]

Don't, ahem, ingest. Genius.

[unholychazer]

His advice on Grunt: No, just no

[FinalNinja447]

Shepard Personal Notes: Don't ingest turian sperm.

[darrius13sniper]

Who do we call? Trojan Man!!!

[Crimsonsparkles]

@darrius13sniper Oh god. Why did I have to read this as "Krogan Man" ?

[PtolemyAFX]

No blowjobs for Garrus.

[xfallenxxangelx]

@PtolemyAFX Nah, he and Shepard can have them, they just have to spit.

[courtneyking85]

LOL love it

[gurezurei]

Mordin-Singing Scientist Salarian and Sex Specialist since 2186 . . .

[MusicLoverForever1]

My BF is Garrus too, lol.

[Mr4YOUR]

-Wait a minut- Mordin, you're just yanking me around aren't you?

-Shocking suggestion! But that's the truth

-...I should go

[lupuslunari]

Ah yes, "Chafing." A condition occuring when friction between the skin creates an uncomfortable rash. We have dismissed that claim.

[emoanimeducky]

Damn, its things like that that made me sad that Mordin isn't a romance option!

[UnholyJesus181]

@emoanimeducky

If you can't fuck Mordin in Mass Effect 3, I'm gonna have to stomp some ass.

[XX847]

ur gonna go fuck the turian while he study's reproduction in his own way. NO ONE LOVES MORDIN!

[morganjloon1]

Mordins telling sheaperd not to swallow. Lol

[sErgEantaEgis12]

Ingesting turian tissue? Heavy risk, but the nutritional value...

[DanFortesque]

"So don't, ah, ingest!".

Best catchphrase since "The cake is a lie"!!!

[Arcanesaint666]

Turn on automatic subtitles and go to 0:32 ("Florida's based on text around your house")

Huh, never would have guessed that.

[kohoko]

With the translator : Sexual activity normal specially three Cubans and to instill recommend caution..... ROFL XD

[LazyNinja07]

SHOCKING SUGGESTION

[Falloutfan0117]

Less alcohol and mood music requider funny

[Falloutfan0117]

as i watched this i was whatching this there was a tv show on about hotdogs and the winer mobial

[BandDevilDogs]

Did... Did he show EDI interspecies porn...?

[Crimsonriven]

Wow..........just when you thought the talking about sex with your doctor/scientist couldn't get any more uncomfortable >>

[HappyIsFleeting]

@Crimsonriven Really? I have no problems talking about sex with my doctor. Oh wait my fiance is my doctor, duh.

[sepewrath]

So what....no money shot? That's a bummer.

[supertamal2000]

Mordin is adorrable in the geeky way!

[gutterdweller]

Your Shepard looks like a young Chakwas...Hottttt

[Arzaker]

0:46 Positions??? O_o

[mgfan100]

Funny, smart, and an expert on sex with all species? Mordin better be a romance option in Mass Effect 3

[Falloutfan0117]

@mgfan100 i heared that he was to old and diead but that is just a rumer and i hope he is alive but im perttey sure he wouldnt have anything to do it with he is a lizzered sorta and lacks most hormones which is clear by what i understand of there breeding so i bet they lay eggs

[Nyrufa]

@Falloutfan0117 According to ME 1 Codex, whatever race Mordin is (forgot the name) only have lifespans of about 40 years because of an accelerated metabolism, so he probably was too old.

[favelaninja]

@Nyrufa he's a scientist salarian he's study species turian asari and batarian he's quite good at geneitics as a sub-set of biology which he is a expert which he knows is a tautology his xeno science studies range from urban to agrarian he is the very model of a scientist salarian

[WrathGrenade711]

mordin for my sex-ed teacher HE GIVES FREE PORN XD XD anyway yeah it makes ''shepard dont swallow garrus jizz''

[SonicKoolLiam1]

fucking love mordin

[Deathraker88]

GAHHHH!!!! I CAN NEVER TELL WHEN HE'S BEING SARCASTIC!

[darthbandon10]

@diehard243 Heh, I can believe that after seeing the Dragon Age II romances...

[nicky349349]

Mordin has taught me more about sex than all my school teachers put together.

[superfreegoat]

Giving a turian head? Heavy risk, but the priiiiize...

[HATERofEVILcritics]

hmm, possible allergic reaction from injestion Turian fluids. Heavy risk. But the priiiize...

[loperspest]

I haven't even played this game and Mordin is my favourite character ever.

[dogzilla0578]

I want him as my sex-ed teacher.

[darthbandon10]

What's more amusing is he admits to being attracted to a female Shepard (if no romance options are pursued, and Mordin is conversed with just before the suicide mission). The speech options don't let Shepard reciprocate though.

[ilurvebigbutts]

Mordin is the MAN. I heart him. :D

[capitalcomunist]

WOULD NEVER DREAM...of mockery?

[MetalWartooth]

makes me glad ive only played a male Shepard so far....

[rhino4009]

@MetalWartooth He does the same thing if you choose to fall for Tali

[tytzer93]

Hmm... did you record this with WeGame?



[tobeornottobe813]

I just died from laughter.

[7j8i9m]

Scientist appreciates only minimal necessary alcohol and mood music when studying cell reproduction. Would never dream of overindulgence.

[madmarine2010]

OR you could just stick to your species shepard you freak. You're not an Asari.

[Antimanele104]

After seeing this scene,all I have in mind is Picard's epic double facepalm after the conversation with Data.And I'm not even a Star Trek fan. :))

[LiberalIntervention]

Ah yes, "'Sex.'" A method of reproduction in organic speices frequently done for the purpose of fun. We have dismissed that claim.

[CMFcelestial]

@LiberalIntervention Damn it, Valern! You take the fun out of everything! *fumes*

(xD)

[MadNinjaGirl]

@LiberalIntervention

WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? YOU'RE GOING TO DISMISS IT OUT OF EXIS-ah, there goes my entertainment for the night.

Thank you, kind person. -_-

[uTonceig]

I wish i could make a romance with Grunt. I want to hear what Mordin has to say in that case.

Like: "Don't ingest, it's minimize the possiblility of a broken jawbone."

[matalvis]

Mordin Solus

my porn provider

[darkmastery666]

ingests...so, no blow jobs? is vaginal still ok?

[keinve2]

@darkmastery666 Blow jobs are fine.

Just don't ingest.

[GoldenHurricane]

I enjoy my cell reproduction with alcohol and mood music.

[0senBlade]

If garrus had an orgasm he'll scream "CALIBRATING!!!!"

[crazydrummer597]

supply oil and oientment

lol mordins crazy

[Maryanchyk]

i love this guy!

[fluffychan6000]

what surprises me is that mordin basically predicted what garrus would do

[aFriendlyHobo]

well that was a VERY awkward conversation...

[cHiKaDiNg58]

@aFriendlyHobo LOL tell me about it... a day ago I got to this part didn't know that this is what he wanted to talk about.

[101bigleo]

lols

[reaper22066]

Note, when talking about cell study at the end, he says 'less' alcohol and mood music. Make of that what you will.

[Hamptoncltn]

Mordin, the Bill Nye of Mass Effect.

[m0use9o]

1:14 happy Mordin is happy ^^

[kevynspeed]

0:59 Mordin: Trust me, I'm a doctor :D

[johnnycajxrt]

electronic relationship aid vids= porn

[Mahbu]

Where's my option for hot Shephard on Legion action?

[FrigidAxe]

@Mahbu I WOULD second this, if robots weren't dickless.

[belittle12]

Did he just give her porn and tell her to figure it out?

[vikingwarlord24]

@belittle12 yup he sure did. that freaky freaky alien. lol

[taliskyrim]

@belittle12 it would look that way

[redneckdipper1337]

@belittle12 i am more concerned that there is still beer and mood music in his science lab

[belittle12]

@redneckdipper1337 You must not be a scientist.

[Stefan8899]

I bought Mass effect 2 and Assassins Creed 2, both of the games are awesome! Especialy Mass Effect 2, pure Epicnes :))) Best games i played so far. Its been a long time that i played games that look good and have a great story. Its a shame that newer games just look good, but the story is lame...

[CorRomeister]

if she swallows.. JOKE'S ON HER

[IshDat1KiD]

Ouuuch. Chafing? Is Garrus's penis that hard?

[Lifeless9619]

@IshDat1KiD Cmon you saw how he reacted when you shot that robot in the head...

[DorianMichaelsIII]

@IshDat1KiD Hell with that, probably his *skin*...Turians don't have skin like we do, what they have is closer to *scales*...I believe the Codex even says they have actual armored *plates* covering most of their body....and from what we can already see of Garrus (and other Turians) their skin doesn't exactly look baby-smooth and silky...just conjecture, but possible.

[MrGothPunk13]

@DorianMichaelsIII nah man thay got no natrul defensis your thinkin of krogen lol imagin doing one of them!

[thegameulost]

Less barry white and jello shots required.

[YorkJonhson]

@thegameulost Cause Mordin gives better relationship advice than Corcus? lol

[thegameulost]

@YorkJonhson

By far.

[LadyTroja]

Demonstration vids...? oh this is just gold xD

[steampunkchick]

Shocking Suggestion!

[legomanic342]

Ok. Mordin is. Fucking legend. Hilarious. Witty. And has a way with words. (dont ingest) XD

[gatedicath]

I had so many laughs while interacting with Mordin, how cool would it be to have two of every race in your crew in mass effect 3?

[niclasbelrra]

so don't eh... ingest XD

[deidarasenpai009]

Ingesting turian sperm, heavy risk.....but the nutritional value....

[TheRyukenhadoken]

@deidarasenpai009 I LOL'D

Man I love this shit

[xIegionx]

I think Mordin should do some interspecie with Dr Chakwas

[diehounderdoggen]

Chafing.

[MirrorPixie]

OMG i love this so much im crying :D well done script team!!

[Sperium3000]

Mordin Solus: Wicked way of dealing with enemies, wicked medical proficience, wicked sense of humor.

[chapacoka]

@Sperium3000 Don't forget wicked singing.

[TheTrueScource]

mordin should be one of those kama sutra guys.(forgive me if i spelled it wrong)

[TheTapeClub]

I don't even care if Mordin is male. I would hit that. His godlike powers of science are near worthy of the great Bill Nye himself.

[wowcrackie22]

This is why I always make damn sure Mordin survives the last mission.

[GuaranaClyde]

SHOCKING SUGGESTION!

[Andaril2]

that many years of evolution and still dont invent fish food dispenser and Interspieces love glove pffff its so not true....

[SerPinkKnight]

Would never dream... of mockery

The best one is if you don;t pursue romance and Mordin thinks you're hitting on him

[diaboro2]

I rofled so much, I uninjested turian sperm

[DannyBoy101100]

I want Mordin as my Doctor

[superbignub]

hahaha mordin told her not to swallow.

[jefftam1234]

Chafing. I see Mordin has attended the seminar (or at least teleconferenced it) by Dr. Schoenweiss.

[NuGhost]

Ingesting Garrus's turian baby batter? That's fucking gross lol...my female Shepherd didn't hook up w/ anyone. I kept her loyal to Liara. If there was another girl/girl option besides Kelly I'd have taken it but there wasn't so Liara it is.

[thegameulost]

@NuGhost

I don't know why they didn't have a FemshepXJack option. I think Jack hinted at one point that she might be willing to swing either way (though if memory serves that piece of dialogue was a bit ambiguous, but that's how some interpret it). Also, I figure by then there would be very little if any stigma attached to being a lesbian, and even if society hadn't accepted it, Jack's not exactly the kind of person to be talked out of something just because society says it's wrong.

[metallicust]

So if Shepard *ahem* ingests, Garrus will say "SCRATCH ONE!" ?

[KingDiamondHead]

@metallicust

FIRING A HIGH-IMPACT SHOT.

[EMPPT]

@KingDiamondHead All that calibrating will be useful at last!

[tvirus1234]

@metallicust Mordin should be my sex ed teacher, Glados should be my science teacher and Legion should be my Math teacher.

[Lennyohh]

@tvirus1234 Tali can be your engineering teacher, Thane can be your assassin mentor, Grunt can be your wrestling coach and Garrus can be your professor in calibrations

[finalfantasylegend93]

@Lennyohh dont let grunt teach hed break the students for fun

[superfreegoat]

@tvirus1234 best day of school ever. But i want Mordin to be my sex ed and science. oh and he could be the singing teacher too.

[scottydoe13579]

@metallicust NEVER SAW ME CUMMIN'!

[TurianSpectre22]

When it tastes like mountain dew, you will take the risk.

[zairuku]

I love how it said +5 paragon at the end.

Shepard: * +5 to Interspecies Sexual Relations , you can now take part in the practical exam, enjoy! *

But on a serious note, Mordin waits until ME2 to tell me i'm not allowed to ingest!?!?! I Waited all of ME1 to do that and now he tells me at the end of ME2... >.<

[hitmanbloodmoney69]

Ingest!!!!! Hahahahaaaaahahaha (heavy breathing) rofl.

[YoGetOutDaWay]

Ingest?! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[TheDeadImmortals]

Does he only say this before the suicide mission or can he discuss this after as well?

[quasar953]

Mordin is a fucking boss.

[Xitra9]

"positions comfortable for both species"

So I guess Shep and Garrus would do it... modified Turian style?

[VarykGerai]

@Xitra9 nah, no need for modifications for turnian flexibility and reach

[skate3745]

Got that conversation a while ago, hilarious.

[Haza3666]

I wanted a relationship with Mordin

[KamiKaZantA]

@Haza3666 Have you tried not going for any relationship?

[naruhinafan274]

I'm Commander Shepard and Mordin is my favorite sex instructor.

[diveress99]

"Don't injest." Best. Line. Ever.

[GamingTrigger]

Mordin IS one of the best characters in Mass Effect!

[TheJarheadzz]

"So dont........ ingest"

Best doc ever xD

[skyrere]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!­!

[coldshoulder14]

Mordin... best doctor ever.

[LiveHermanator]

I find this comment complicated. Warn of... Chafing.

[DragonflameWolfpaw]

I love Mordin,

[miyabi121190]

Warn of chafing...

[miyabi121190]

Warn of chafing...

[DarkCandelle]

your female shepard is really pretty

[GhostLink92]

Hmm. Dose cells.

[animalman113211]

@GhostLink92 Dat Cell?

[GhostLink92]

@animalman113211 Tali has dem hips, Miranda has dat ass, Jacob gets dat priiiizze, Garrus has dem calibrations, and Mordin has dem cells.

[tvirus1234]

@GhostLink92 Wait what's THE PRIIIIIZE

[guaranic]

@tvirus1234 look it up on youtube, femshep relationship with Jacob.

[albinomonkey27]

Mordin: Enjoy youse--

Shepard: Whoa wait why do you have this with you.

Mordin:What do you mean.

Shepard: THIS IS HOMEMADE. YOU HAVE FUCKING HUMAN ON TURIAN PORN THAT YOU FILMED YOURSEL-- YOURE IN IT TO.

[ArcanaLegacy]

"Forwarding advice booklet to your quarters, valuable diagrams positions comfortable for both species.... ". Supply "demonstration vids"?

Did Mordin just offer Sheppard alien Kama sutra books & some Porn? XDDDDDD LMAO!!!!!

[Shklyarr]

OH THAT MOTHERFUCKING GARRUS!

[hilariousnickname]

He said 'less' alcohol and mood music required, implying he still needs some. Given how I played Shepard, it could still be a fairly serious amount.

[spacemanisaac]

Don't injest huh?

Wait....

DID MORDIN JUST TELL SHEPARD TO NOT GIVE GARRUS A BLOWJOB?!

[albinomonkey27]

@spacemanisaac poor garrus

[VarykGerai]

@spacemanisaac :D he told her to not swallow

[NCHammer326]

13 people had chafing.

[volound]

YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A FEMALE KROGAN, TURIAN OR SALARIAN.

mind = blown.

[zolfingtons]

@volound There ARE Female Krogans, though. They have separate clans then males, or something like that.

[volound]

@zolfingtons there are females of all the races i mentioned.

thats why its such a mindfuck to not have seen any yet, and why i said it.

btw, "then" is only ever used to compare 2 different time periods. i think you meant "than". but even still, that doesnt make sense because that compares magnitudes.

"they have separate clans from the males" would make sense.

[maxchaos44]

@volound actually alot of eclipse soldiers are female turian