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  • At 0:49 that Velociraptor looks like it was saying, " soap, soap, we need soap"!

  • 7 people took a walk in tall grass.

  • lol 1:59 trex, pee?

  • 0:40

    SPAS 12

  • to this video is COOL rofl

  • 1:23, Alan D=

  • YEAH YEAH YEEEEEEEEAH !!!! ITS ALL FUCKIIING RIGHT ! stop posting comments about the fucking seize of these fucking raptors! I've heared enough! I got almost ten comments of you stupid asholes trying to put me down because i wrote that velociraptor arent actually that big! I have not been into dinosaurs anymore, since i was 10, so shut the fuck up and bury yourself deep in the ground!

  • If it were not for Sarah's backpack, I'm sure she would have the 'homemade' version of spina bifida right now.

  • 0:43 lol

  • I still dont know how they trained these dinosaurs for these movies 

  • When Jurassic Park was first made Tyrannous and Velociraptor looked very cool and became world-wide famous thanks to the film. Today they don't look so cool as Tyrannous was just a scavenger and Velociraptor was just a turkey.

  • @Psycho3418 he was more a hunter then a scavenger t rex hunted most of the time but if there not that much food in its area then it would be a scaverger or it would hunt in other areas

  • @Psycho3418 ...And Psycho3418 has been a faggot this whole time. Awesome story.

  • 1:22 ALAN?! WTF shprecken die dinosaur? lol

  • the velociraptor from jurassic park is so coll and my favorite dinosaur

  • The only thing that makes me angry is that the velociraptors are HIUGE.I know that Jurassic Park was made in 1993 or something so they didn't know that velociraptors are only the size of a turkey,but know EVERYBODY knows that.

  • The only thing that makes me angry is that the velociraptors are HIUGE.I know that Jurassic Park was made in 1993 or something so they didn't know that velociraptors are only the size of a turkey,but know EVERYBODY knows that.

  • The thing that makes jurrasic park scary is the velociraptors.

    The T-rex is not scary!

  • 2:10

    Funniest Scene ever replayed 1 million times!

    Owned!

  • i like the raptors from jp they look cool although they were actually smaller

  • @thatrandomguy53 were not stupid motherfucker!

  • @cooleagle700 sighs ...........

  • wow, is this real life?

  • 1:00 the I.T.S. Raptor.

  • T-rex is like....SCREW YOU RAPTORS I'M THE FREAKING STAR OF THIS MOVIE! (throws)

  • 0:43 was always my favorite part in the first movie

  • How did they train the dinosaurs for this movie?

  • @snowysnowcones They used computers and robotics

  • 2:08 fuck you t-rex!

  • 2:24 Velociraptor jump fail. xD

  • 0:22 the raptor is like : HELLO! :D

  • What the fuck? Did that dynonychus just talk at 1:24? "Alan"? Lol hilarious

  • 1:41 that is probably the best raptor growl

  • Do a trex compilation

  • when referring to jp raptors i like to call them velociraptor antirrhopus (the taxonamy greg s. paul suggessted)

  • screw the t rex

  • yes definitely I prefer the Raptors, and I do not know why but in the first film seem so human, from the mental side of course, and particularly ruthless killers x)...velociraptors FTW

  • The raptors were bitchin in the 2nd movie. Freakin silent killers :o

  • i find that the velociraptors are getting less real across the 3 movies of Jurassic Park. the velociraptors in the first part look the most real, in part 3 they look fake.

  • @joleneongxl I think the 2nd was the most real but thats just me. There was a lot more jumping, my favorite is when the male and female jump over the car

  • Awww their like puppies, only bigger, and wolf-like...

  • @ig88bc and want to eat you

  • 1:25 ALAN! >:V

    That scene cracked me up.

  • owned morron lol

  • t-rex owns everything

  • I love the t rex too :-P but the velociraptor is so smart and really funny @Tzimisce3

  • clever girl...

  • the raptors in JP2 are more Realistic lol

  • I don't know why but I love the part when the velociraptor is on the stairs, at 1:05

    s:

  • pretty cool

    i wanted to see JP3 again but i can't download it... and my dad doesn't wants to waste money in a Dinosaur film --

  • @sp33dshad0wB

    Its funny that you mention it, but just today i bought JP3, and it only cost me a dollar :)

  • Jurrasic Park 3 was alright i liked it because of the effects tho

  • Nearly died laughing at 0:07

  • jurassic park 3 sucks :S

  • TLW were there best Apperance

  • Man I love the raptors in these movies! XD

  • Velociraptor Antirrhopus IS Deinonychus. 6' tall. I don't know what kind of chickens you all eat, but this animal was man size.

  • wtf?? lol 2:01- T-Rex, PEE?

  • the rapoters from JP2 were more realsice

  • lol, the raptor saying "Alan"

  • These raptors are dynonychus... Noone actually knows, that velociraptors were just as big as a cat ;-)

  • @swissfa18

    Goddamnit EVERYONE knows that already! When are people finally gonna stop explaining that Velociraptors aren't actually Velociraptors?

  • @abel0409 woooow dude stay cool...

  • @abel0409- Well they be more of the Utha Raptor lol

  • @abel0409 thats like telling a child santas not real :(

  • @abel0409 Velociraptors are indeed Velociraptors, just not these ones!

  • @swissfa18

    Actuslly they were size of an large turkey. Cat is a bit too small.

  • @MokomaSusi yes, your right. I was mistaken but have been corrected by our television just some days ago.

    But they are always oversized in movies ;-)

  • @swissfa18 these might be genetically modified...

  • @Pucker7 oooof course, didn't think at that XDDDD

  • @swissfa18 They are actchuuly as big as you! i Checked on the internet. SO they are as big as a normal sized man and woman.

  • @swissfa18 yes please shut the fuck up. people were explaining that when i was elementary school, back when jurassic park first came out.

    "Noone actually knows..."

    No one actually gives a shit. Jurassic park had a lot more inaccuracy then simple name misplacement, but the movie remains awesome nonetheless. We watch it for seeing these "raptors" in action!

  • @swissfa18 Congrat's, You've discovered wikipedia. You can collect Your prize at the following location: The Sun.

  • @swissfa18 You don't know that.

  • @swissfa18

    *Deinonychus.

  • 2:27 LMFAO omg i just love how he gets pwned that easily...goes after a reflection and gets his face smashed into the steal cupboards LMFAO i replay it like 20 times and i pee myself laughing hahahah!!

  • t-rex pee.

  • Isla Sorna raptors are about as intelligent as primates/cavemen. They should have had the raptors in JP3 use at least primitive weaponry/tools. The Sorna raptors could have been better, but Joe Johnston botched it all up. The ones in JP and TLW:JP were good (with the intellect of wolves), giving a challenge to our protagonists. I believe Michael Crichton would be turning in his grave either if JP4 comes out, or new remakes are made.

  • 0:19

    "Hi"

  • lol 0:53 IM GETTING MARRIED

  • Owned, moron lol >8D

  • the raptors from all the movies made me laugh the movies were always funny when the raptors were on the screen :0

  • I know it's a small detail but I didn't like that in JP3 the raptors had regular round pupils unlike the cool cat eye slit pupils that they had in the first two movies

  • Hell, I like JP: The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3.  And I don't care if they are scientiffically inacurate, or called by the wrong name. The Raptors of Jurassic Park are one of the coolest creatures put to film in the last 10-15 years.

  • Baby rapter I want one!

  • god the cg looked so good for the first movie.... i think it really has gone down hill with the 3rd one

  • 2:22-2:31 LOL

  • this dino is so nice i love it

  • 1:07 - 1:11

    gotta be one of the funniest noises I have EVER heard :'D

  • In the book Muldoon survives, as does Gennaro....Malcolm and Hammond actually die (Malcolm from blood loss and Hammond gets attacked by Compys after falling down a cliff)

  • @ArthurWellesley1769 Actually turns out Malcolm lives, if you read the second book. It's too bad they killed Muldoon in the movie, but then we wouldn't have the wonderful catchphrase "Clever girl"

  • I KNOW! I just bought the sequel :) lol

  • @ArthurWellesley1769 Its a really good read, totally different/better than the movie (enjoyable as it was)

  • @ArthurWellesley1769 Are you sure he didn't die from you know, falling off a cliff?

  • @ArthurWellesley1769 Malcolm doesn't die. He appears as the main character in the next book "The Lost World". Though he has to use a cane to walk most of the time.

  • "Owned,Moron" It's so epic! :D I Love this Movie, and i also love velociraptors, thanks for compiling their best scenes :D

  • Raptors in part 3 were TOO SMART!!!

  • aw, you cut the bit where muldoon says "clever girl"

  • The Velociraptors sure are great throughout the Jurassic Park films.

  • And when ever they smash into somthing just say Byeeeah

  • seriously when ever a raptor shows up just say oogidy boogidy and it matches... That is messed up lol.

  • raptor from 1 look like small aliens from the ancient alien movies O_o

  • The Raptors looked great until they put feathers on them, that just sucked and they should never have done it.

    Raptors are great!

  • @ScarPredator040365 Well as others have pointed out (incessantly) Raptors did have feathers. You can't fault them for trying to be more accurate.

  • @Clickyable I know about that, but Velociraptors aren't historically accurate anyway, in real life Raptors are like three feet tall, plus I didn't like how they put that bump on their snout. They also say that a T-Rex's vision isn't based on movement yet they kept that.

    I hear that Joe Johnson, director of Jurassic Park 3, is planning a whole new Jurassic Park trilogy sometime after Captain America, if they do they should take those feathers off. They look like FOOLS fool!

  • alan

  • Techinally, Jurassic park was very wrong lol

    Velociraptors were no where NEAR the size in the movies, in fact they were very small. lol

    But the JP-Raptors as I call them are cool

  • 2:39 STUFFED.

  • The raptors from Jurassic park 3 reminded me of chickens.

  • Pretty much the sweetest V-RAP vid I've ever seen!

  • Never ever write "Owned pwned" again or thw Raptors will eat you

  • HAHAHHAHA  :48 - :51 is HILARIOUS!

  • @JoshuaComeau The raptor is like "HOWDY, Y'ALL LOOK DELICIOUS!

  • THAT NOISE THEY MAKE IS EPIC <3333

    it's like

    a mix between an "UNF!" and a cough :D

  • 2:26 ouch o_O

  • I loved the Raptors in all three Movies. THEY KICK ASS! I just wish that they would've had more screen-time in 3...oh well

  • @L3re7z Yeeesh. More screen time in 3? To me they had too MUCH screen time. Only they were crap in using each and every one of them. Frickin too much Velociraptors throughout the movie. TOO MUCH I TELL YOU. I prefered the first one where they built up into it, and then only revealed them as vicious carnivores that killed viciously one after the other. In 3, they killed one person, and were useless for the rest. =.=

  • The clip at 0:43.. I would be scared shitless..

  • i don't get how theirs a second raptor at 0:40

  • What do you mean? The second raptor was distracting the person while the other snuck around to attack him. It's the hunting technique explained by Grant at the beginning of the movie.

  • ahhh that makes since i just thought the other raptor was someone else (you would think i would know this because i just watched the movie)

  • 1:44 Supreme leader says: Shut the hell up! i cant hear what hes saying!

  • 0:59 was awesome :) t.rex and velociraptors are the best dinosaurs in JP

  • "owned moron" HA haaaa nice editing job!

  • Cool, thrilling and funny!

  • Dude at like 2:08 Alan's head vanishes. :o

  • 2:22 onwards is just a combination of raptor body slams! Ouch!

  • 2:01 "Surprise"- A Pouncing Act.

  • @ predator1130

    Woops, my mistake :) I meant doctor Alan GRANT. Look at the scene at 2:07 till the moment where the Tyrannosaurus eats the Velociraptor. On the split second the Velociraptor prepares his attacking leap, doctor Grant puts his head down in order to protect his face for the Velociraptor's razorsharp teeth.

    Alan Grant looks like a "pachycephalosaurus" when he puts his head down :) If you don't know what a Pachycephalosaurus is, google it :)

  • 1:23 is a lol moment

  • 0:45 "You're clever"

    *raptor kills guy*

  • It's "clever girl." duh

  • thanks for replay me, i had watched the version of my country and i tried to translate.

  • Jurassic Park is the best dinosaur movie ever

  • 2:07 to 2:08

    What does doctor Malcolm tries to do? Headbutting the velociraptor? What does he think he as, a freakin' pachycephalosaurus or so??

  • @garnaal51 plz rewrite that cause i have no idea of wat ur saying

  • did the guy get killed in 0:44?

  • yes

  • lol it always make me laugh when grant wakes up on the plane and the velicoraptor say alan wake up !

  • 0:52 "what the.. ?"

  • I don't know why, but the raptors from Jurassic Park 3 weren't scary.

  • maybe because in the end they only killed 1 person in the whole movie

  • that, and because they were multicolor and their faces weren't so creepy

  • @Calick they were cool looking though

  • @Calick I think the line "ALAN" wrecked their scary physical perception we had recieved in JP1 and JP2.

  • @Hellothasauras LOL yeah, probably

    Also, it was the way they were depicted, the shots when they appeared...they were directed in a less scary way. Oh, and because of the new colors they had,too.

  • @Calick bcuz in the 3rd the raptors were actually humans in costumes unlike in the first 2 in which they were animatronics

  • @CSlaught02 In all 3 movies raptors were CGI and also animatronics for close-ups, man...

  • 1:59 "T-Rex pee?" lol random

  • t rex is my fav but i love the raptors. fast, deadly, smart, and brave.

  • OH HERRO

  • they are Deinonychus, not Velociraptors!!!!!

  • youre right

  • @armaduck2000: yea, velociraptors look more like birds, much smaller, but i think the reason they said velociraptor was that maybe the term "raptor" was more commonly known then the Deinonychus, then the icon of the NBA team for Toronto looked like that too, but that's just MY guess

  • you're right: "raptor" is cooler and easier to say, this is marketing. i must say that also Chricton in his book made this mistake

  • so they look similar

  • @armaduck2000 Actually, they're more like Utahraptors.

  • @heresthadude1080 oh yeh, it's true! i didn't know the Utahraptor, thanks!

  • jurassic park 2 and 3 licked my hairy asshole.

  • Anyone who thinks they couldn't pull off the Lizard in the Spider-Man movies should watch this video.

    How awsome would it be to see Peter Parker facing a raptor with human level intelligence.-and one he dosen't want to fight because it's his friend inside.

  • i like how they bark!

  • but in the movies they say they r so smart but sometimes they rn't so smart u kno?

  • the graphics of gotta extreamly better since jurassic park one to three

  • Pretty freaky & the films still hold up well today.

  • Clever girl...

  • The 1st Jurassic Park = Flawless Victory

    The Lost World = Superb

    Jurassic Park 3 = Epic Failure...

    Honestly, the raptors from the first two should've been used in the third. I don't care if they're incorrect representations of the actual animal, they kick ass!!!

  • @SpartanXVIII the female one in Jp3 was pretty good.

  • JP1- Classic & one of the best movies close to the book.

    JP2- Memorable but Flawed (although I did like it better then the mediocre Lost World Book)

    JP3- Decent but far from bad/mediocre

  • @SpartanXVIII Yeah! Reality can just go f*ck himself!

  • @FlyingAlchemist Haha, YES!!! Thank you! Finally, someone who understands :D

  • @SpartanXVIII I can say the same thing to you! XD