Comment Haters and Christmas

[bayace92]

Not one video with the Ukulele. Problem needs fixing.

[TheBowlboKhabra92]

"my wrists hurt.. it's really hard!" thats what she said

[nerdsrsocoollike]

I promised myself only one more Vlogbrothers video until I go to bed. That was an hour ago...

[Raspherbel]

@nerdsrsocoollike I know that feel, bro, I know that feel...

[rosephoeniix]

@nerdsrsocoollike Indeed indeed... Since my school holidays started, I have stayed up until 2 am (at the earliest...) watching vlogbrothers every night/morning

It is currently 4 am (sorry I lied. It is 3:58)

It is now 4 am and I am still watching.....

life is fun!!!!

X

[82coolgurl]

I can't believe this was from 2008. (sigh) Time flies when you're having fun............being a nerdfighter.

[gritsonamission]

Chicks dig nerds. I should know, as I am a chick... and I dig nerds. LOL What's better than a guy w/ a big hat? A guy with a big vocabulary.

[sgtpeppers508]

Nerdfighter commenters are like velociraptors. A hater sees Hank standing in a clearing. The hater looks at Hank. Hank looks at the hater. The hater steps forward and says mean things. But the attack doesn't come from Hank. It comes from the commenters hiding in the trees. They jump out and use their six-inch toe-claws of grammar and science to disembowel the hater and eat their intestines while they still live. (okay maybe not that last gruesome part, but whatever)

[cheetahstar222]

Ignore the hate. Feel the love.

[puckle3]

what is a llama butt :o I WANT llAMA BUTT

[OMGChicks1]

HANK GREEN!!!!! ARE YOU HIGH!!!!????!!!!! Being high is un-exc-eptible!!!!!!Being drunk,we can allow, but high we can not!!!!! ok we can allow it, lets face it, you're hilarious either way.

[RemusFreakinLupin]

Zacefronforlife, how dare you tarnish the name of such a charismatic humanitarian!

[tacoshmaco13]

llama butts?

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

gay nerd homsapinen activists aren't necisarily gay. Calling all nerd homosapiens to fight for the rights of the gay members of their demographic DFTBA

[silverx174]

I wonder if Katherine wanted that ukelele...

[missunderstud13]

MERRY CHRISTMAS HANK

[starlove0043]

two years down... two to go.....

[HariSlate]

@starlove0043 Watching them all? It takes time, but you will not regret it.

[starlove0043]

@HariSlate hahaha well i have officially caught up and seen all the vids. and TOTALLY worth it! DFTBA!

[Unknownboi88]

I love the idea of thumbing my nose at people...

[kittiesue123]

U! KE! LALA!

[synchrogirl978]

I insult people by saying "It's like instead of blood your heart pumps liquid suck!" awww yeah quoting Paper Towns

[BellatrixPlaysPiano]

They "like watching John and me" , Hank.

Not " they like watching John and I."

This is the second time I've caught you doing this…

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@BellatrixPlaysPiano Why?

[Thisismyusername1010]

@BellatrixPlaysPiano But it was grammatically correct there. You wouldn't say "watching I". It's "watching me". Therefore "watching John and me."

[JoyRay156]

Honestly, I don't like insulting people with Shakespeare. I prefer using Harry Potter insults.

[duckiegoesquackie]

@JoyRay156 I HATE HARRY POTTER

[JoyRay156]

@duckiegoesquackie Then you, my friend, have had a depressing childhood. Sadly, I can't help you there. Now away with you, half-witted Muggle.

[ddc32997]

2 years down, almost 3 to go :3

[360army]

why is a fish in a blender a related video?

i just couldn't watch it soooooo crule

[commenter2498]

God, Vlogbrothers haters are lame. But we show them! With SHAKESPEARE! Take that WENCHES!

[INTPTT]

Your wife shouldn't worry - apparently you're a homo sapien, not a homosexual.

[slamminskygurl]

@INTPTT Yes, but "gay" was also said in the comment XD

[nizzlewhizzle]

I can't find any haters and I just made an awsome Shakespeare insult. D=

[19ladybug95]

@nizzlewhizzle here, maybe this will help. *ahem* o those vlogbrothers r jjustttt so lameee. lyk dang git a lyf or sumthinggg...... *thinks for a moment*... o, && ur gay 2.

Shakespearean insult away, buddy :)

[nizzlewhizzle]

@19ladybug95 I forgot it. DX

[19ladybug95]

@nizzlewhizzle no!!!! D:

[SuperRainbowGiggles]

@19ladybug95 i hate you so much you gobs wallopped pork tooter.

[19ladybug95]

@SuperRainbowGiggles that is insulting. i have been thoroughly insulted. congratulations :)

[pokemonmaster181818]

Homosapiens activist...

[muffin2413]

I finished the entirety of 2008 in one day. Nerdfighter marathon FTW. :D

[akavioletcarson]

@muffin2413 Now that...is impressive. Applause for you! XD

[ProgressiveBoink]

Haha, how funny. I was playing my ukulele while watching this video.

[DekugaLyon]

I prefer to respond to trolls by quoting the black tongue of mordor curse, used by the orcs of Sauron against the orcs of Saruman

Ugluk a bagronk sha pushdug (insert name)-glob bubhosh skai!

[smartguy7531]

lama butts?

[steampunkfangirl]

i don't know if anyone has responded yet, or if you have discovered the answer for yourself, but i'll answer anyway;

for xmas john decided to buy a charity animal on hank's behalf, namely a llama, which would go to needy people in disadvantaged countries. but being john, instead of buying one whole Ilama, he bought hank a bunch of llama butts, which you can do apparently :)

[bleaker562]

If you can't place a period in the designated period area, then your argument is invalid and you were a waste of a gamete. AWAY WITH YOU!

[thedexter102]

Or alternately make up insults that sound Shakespearian (I don't think the trolls will notice the difference). For example:

"Thou art a canker'd fool, Cease spitting your insolence upon us And then be gone."

[besttheeverhappy]

I now will only respond to insulting comments with Shakespearean insults

[YYeeaaahh]

Good morning drunks/junks?

[82coolgurl]

How do I become a nerdfighter!!!! Tell me NOW!!!!

[Becccakunnn]

@82coolgurl If you want to be a nerdfighter, you are one!

[82coolgurl]

@Becccakunnn So totally cool.....I'm hungry.

[pbarnicles]

My fridge is watching me... Environmental fridges are frightening. What should I do?

[gt40f]

Stop posting garbage videos and you'll stop getting hater comments.

[lemonice2700]

@gt40f Ho Ho, thou foul lump of flesh. Come, you are a tedious fool. To the purpose.

[219kenzie]

@gt40f Thou fobbing hell-hated bugbear!

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@gt40f I notice that you've been insulted Shakespeare-style many times, so I'm going to go a different route: Scott Pilgrim. You cocky cock!

[thegothprincess01]

YAY NERDFIGHTERS!!!!

[FantasyMadeline]

I get bullied a bit at school, for being a nerd. When people call me a nerd, I respond 'Thank you.' They get annoyed at that, and when I feel the need to insult back, I use one of Calliban's curses, written of course, by Shakespeare. My favorite is 'May the red plague rid you!' They give me a funny look, and it is priceless.

[fluroza]

ROCK!!

[Windspirit21]

I've so far hated 4 out of the 5 shakespeare plays ive read (when i say hated, i mean after i was done, i shot them with incendiary arrows) but i gotta say, no one insults haters like shakespeare.

[ginnyvideo]

@Windspirit21 i feel exactly the same

[lemonice2700]

@Windspirit21 Which plays did you read?

[sethboy66]

@AustynSitka awesomesauce lol

[sethboy66]

@AustynSitka i have never heard it pronounced oo ka le le by any hawaiin's

[sethboy66]

@AustynSitka your roomate must not know anything about the language of hawaii which is a form of polynesian the correct pronunciation is juːkəˈleɪliː which is yoo-ka-lay-lee

[Jgosse]

2 years of old videos down.

[youngnerdfighter14]

dftba

[Gvf77x]

Frezned reference!! =D Awesome.

[Ilamarea]

I some asians would refer to the title as to the title wrongly put.

It schould be haters comments.

Nobody hates comments, haters comment.

Gosh english is stupid when it comes to this kind of logic.

[emvln92]

your wrists hurt from playing rockband? try playing a real instrument just as much....i currently have tendinitis in BOTH wrists from playing brahms' requiem in my college orchestra....

[TheAglover26]

There is to much hate in the world today.Can we all be freinds and have pace togther.

[marythenerdfighter12]

@TheAglover26 Putting the horrible typos and spelling aside, I completely agree with you.

[volkswagenminibus]

I respond to haters with love :{)

[RenegadeTimeLady]

I should hope that *everyone* is a Homo sapiens activist. -Fascinating Eyebrow-

[jmpingpanda]

go nerd fighters

[MegaBacktalk]

@writergirlchic if you're a nerdfighter, you may want to choose a nerdier animal. Such as, the extinct Quagga. Don't get me wrong, I extremely respect the fact that you are a nerdfighter. DFTBA

[TheWarnerSister]

@MegaBacktalk While I'm not sure that quaggas could pounce, I'm positive they could kick pretty fiercely, and probably headbutt too. :D Hooray for quagga references! DFTBA

[writergirlchic]

I LOVE BEING A NERDFIGHTER! BECAUSE WE ARE MADE OF AWESOME! and I feel so welcome :) I LOVE IT! We are caring people. We are not haters. But we will be when haters hate of the nerdfighterian leaders! WE SHALL POUNCE LIKE LIGERS!! XD

[oreosnmilk29]

not ALL girls are haters

IM NOT A HATER!

<3

[rabbitwho]

@oreosnmilk29 I am a hatter

[oreosnmilk29]

@rabbitwho a hatter?

[rabbitwho]

@oreosnmilk29 A hatter.

[TheWarnerSister]

@oreosnmilk29 If that was serious, it's a very appropriate misspelling. They're all mad there. :D

[oreosnmilk29]

@TheWarnerSister being mad is the best way to go through life thats what me and my bff's say!

sorry it took so long to reply my computer was jacked up!

[PointlessLiquid]

29th December is my birthday :D

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

Shakespeare's "What, you egg!"

I like eggs, especially to (hypothetically) put on my head, so I'm not sure how insulting it really is. <("<)

[bamabound97]

I dislike trolls

[mayaDUDE998]

My favorite Shakespearean insult-Thou pribbling onion-eyed pumpion.

FOR.THE.WIN.

[SirTeeGeeEss]

Two years down, just 23 months to go.

[NicoleSalamen]

@SirTeeGeeEss 16 months :D

[callan11111]

@SirTeeGeeEss For me two years down, still 32 months to go!

[homodean6]

Why the velociraptor quotations around Nerdfighters?

[SprGrlRVG]

Go thou, haters, and fill another room in Hell.

[mCKIEbABYoNEmOREtIME]

llama butts?

[pepsicola1295]

"[Thou art] a flesh monger, a fool, and a coward." I totally bookmarked a Shakespearean Insult Generator. :D

[Ryangoddard9]

thy haters are infectious but fowling foot lickers

[DramioneFan94]

I WANT TO BE A NERDFIGHTER COS NERDS A FRIGGIN AWSOME :D x

[wizardwithabox]

@SSdetectiveagency That's kinda hypocritical. If you think he is against homo sapiens then you are against him. He is, as far as I know a member of the species homo sapiens.

[SSdetectiveagency]

homo sapien (sp?) activist? no he's very much against homo sapiens ............idiot

[nathan13x]

I loved that colour me surprised expression at the start xD

[saimawesome]

YOUKILLELAGH!!! so much lol.

[AllieYourAlly]

You probably weigh more than one hundred pounds more than you used to...

When you used to being when you were born.

[AllieYourAlly]

"Gay nerd homosapien activist"

Everytime I hear it I laugh :)

[Msnotoftheworld]

does your guitar not say This Machine Pwns N00bs yet in this video?  woah!

[TheWaffleTree]

@JonasHeroes7495 I love you

[isverycre8tive]

Why have I suddenly become obsessed with you guys? O.O Both of you, Hank and John, are definitely nerdfighters, full of awesome. I wished I was full of awesome, I'm only full of lame... :(

[Checkyourbalance]

@isverycre8tive You are most definitely not full of lame, but full of undiscovered ninja awesome. Only through meditation can you fight and conquer your inner ninja awesome for use in nerdfighting. I have faith in you, and DFTBA!

[hopeyouenjoy131]

why would you're wife be angry about the gay part?

[onyekachi93]

@hopeyouenjoy131 I don't think his wife would be happy if he was interested in men. Mainly because she is married and in love with him.

[Fallin5tar]

I am so giving you a thumbs up... my realy name is Juliet... and I love my name because it reminds me of Shakespeare.... and to literally stun haters with intelligence is pure AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!! :D

[skatingequalsPoWeR]

:) im a nerd fighter! awesome! does john sell his books in australia, or do i have to order online??

[IsobelsTeaParty]

hahah! the best thing to say to a hater is my fave line from A Comedy of Errors "How now, a madman."

[guinivereXbloodgood]

I personally enjoy insulting people in Latin. :]

[DarkEvilWorm002]

@guinivereXbloodgood Latin: another fine weapon in the war against haters. DFTBA!

[guinivereXbloodgood]

@DarkEvilWorm002 Indeed. My personal favourites are "Faciem durum cacantis habes" (You have the face of [someone with] severe constipation) and "Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant" (May false logic destroy your entire philosophy).

[DarkEvilWorm002]

@guinivereXbloodgood Oh snap!

[DarkEvilWorm002]

@guinivereXbloodgood Oh, snap! Nice!

[pseudocaveman]

I think zachefronforlife deleted his/her account. This excites me.

[ElmoMcjagger]

NERD FIGHTERS PWN HATERS! zachefronforlife- thy name is moron. "thou dost smell of mountain goat" :P

[MsTwinkleProductions]

Nerd Fighters *Woot*

Question!

Since I'm the biggest Nerd at my school does that mean Im a NerdNERDfighter?

Sure darn hope so!!!

REWINDDDD *woot!* =]

[Nerdfighterfreak]

HEY!!!!!!

[waffleworld94]

Wow...I didnt receive this reply until 10 months later...I think somethings wrong with my YouTube-email connection. Well, anyway, thanks! Being accepted as a true nerd fighter has truly made my day! :)

[BunchOfRandomVideos]

you guys are awesome!

[Eshidu1]

:0 I'm a Nerdfighter, and I didn't even know it.

:D i feel a bit better about myself now. Good for me, yes.

[Dramaismyife]

@Eshidu1 Welcome to nerdfighteria!

Love,

The future.

[Campusanis]

I'm not gay but if you were, I think I'd have some second thoughts about that... :P

[HaterHospital]

Your´re Welcome :)

[MosherChick95]

YOU KILL AYLEIGH !!

 (:

Lol (:

[NejiGirl135]

DUDE U GUYS R AWSOME!!! and if u were gay... U'D STILL BE AWSOME(and i know ur not)!!! KEEP MKING VIDEOS!!!!

[booriis]

post his dox.

find him.

slap him hard IN THE FACE.

.....

PROFIT!

[sadeaton1]

i like nachos

[schokistange]

" ein comment " .

[livedandletdie]

You're scaring me not because i'm stupid or anything but you talk too fast.

[peoplecallmeagoth]

i said i dislikes miley cyrus on a youtube video, and missvietgrl14 started bashing me and said some nasty things, calling me a wanna be, etc, so i told her: your a foul undigested lump. and she stopped sending me hate messages!!! also i blocked her because she was spamming my lame videos.

i guess it was a half win.

[DramioneFan94]

Im not a nerdfighter but i will have ago at anyone who hates on these guys cos they are frikin awsome and anyone who hates on them is just jelouse :)

I LOVE VLOGBROTHERS XD whooo

[NejiGirl135]

I AGREE!!! ^^

[catierae12]

and THAT makes you a nerdfighter =]

[flamewatcher13]

i do not like shakespare but that is the only flaw in nerdfighters i have found

[proXstalker]

I LOVE ROCK BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EternallyDifficult]

I want to talk as fast as you when I grow up.

No, really.

[octaviolopez1]

I just got done reading A Midsummer Night's Dream. Here's my favorite insult. " Away thou tawny tartar"

[scargirl133]

A Midsummer life`s Dream was my favorite Shakespare play. It was awesome, incluing the insaults

[InsertGoodUsername1]

It's actually "A midsummer's nightdream"

[milestarcar1994]

zacmac2 is the biggest hater, i even saw that someone made a zacmac2 is a fag channel when i searched his channel

[mldnathai]

Actually, this channel is surprisingly low on both hate and spam compared to other channels this popular.

BTW- I found an online random Shakespearean insult generator:

Google for it.

[irishcristianchick]

You, sir, are hilarious =D

[Fralmunk]

Hank... talks...so....fast! AH! You can't multitask while watching his videos or you'll miss something XD

[selimaydi]

hank is crazy

[tubeatyourownrisk]

lol NERDFIGHTERS!

[CrankyEater]

Zachephronforlife...um...she IS a girl.

And, be careful with that Guitar Hero. Are you familiar with "winjuries" ?  Yeah. Ow.

[RefusetoListen]

nice pun :)

and i think you spelled efron efwrong.

[dadful]

1st thing was funny

[mh605]

It might be because I am of a certain age, but I would have been able to understand you better if you would talk more slowly. Also, I think this would improve your presentation -- unless talking fast is an important part of your YouTube image.

You did make a couple of amusing comments (only 10 nasty people posting 1000 times each, :-) haha) and I certainly agree with you about the nasty comments, which are totally unnecessary.

[JailbaitChan]

You, my friend, are amazing.

You talk really fast and you're hilarious.

I wish I was a nerd fighter.

[cynthiafvilla]

I want to be a nerd fighter

[Tardis910]

At one point John said that if you want to be a nerdfighter then you probably already are a nerdfighter...you just didn't know what it was.

So, jump in! It's fun!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Holy shit, Hank talks QUICK. It's awesome, haha.

[XxxxExclusivexxxX]

wtf what are you like some gay nerd homsapians activist. jk funny vid

[RJL738]

I'm just catching up on some of your videos, you are awsome. God bless you John.

[DaniaVlogMania]

this hank actually..

[RJL738]

Sorry, my bad.

[sethboy66]

@uraine7626 please learn to form a coherent sentence as to allow viewers to understand your words.

[kitlawrenceisafag]

stop talking so fast. remove the worm from ur nose maybe then u wont speak like a duck. say something interesting. have u think why people might hate u, there is a reason.

[theRod1995]

No scratching could make worse that what is your face!

[waytodawn13]

hmmmm, "squatis"...sorry just wanted to try that...

[waytodawn13]

four