How To Hide Your Porn

[digerati1974]

"Cascading Slides" is an awesome app that makes hiding (and viewing) porn a breeze...

[Dantick09]

- Put a FREAKIN password on the computer

- Put everything else in a drawr were no one would look(optional:add a 5$ lock)

- Done (dont leave stuff lying around though)

[Iunderstandbetter]

BUT WHAT IF YOU ARE JERKIN OFF AND ONE OF YOUR ROOMMATES COMES AND SEE YOU ARE FLAPPING IT TO A CATS MAGAZINE THEN TAKES A PIC AND UPLOADS IT TO FACEBOOK! AND THE DOUCHE BAG HAS 1023 FRIENDS?!?!?!??!?!

[shakedacake]

my name is john, and i dont like how i'm being represented here... i hide my porn pretty well btw. xD

[GooGooGaGa10]

Damn, my earphones fell out and I didn't realise, my Mum and Dad were in the room and then it said "How to hide your porn" really load. Fml.

[Kadrolix23]

@GooGooGaGa10 lol did they hear

[GooGooGaGa10]

@Kadrolix23 Yep....Clearly, very clearly.

[MsChocolatePanda]

I ALWAYS READ CAT FANCY.

[RakeBone]

3 Easy steps

1) Internet history and cookies: DELETE

2)Recent Places files: DELETE

3)Create secert file for fav'd porn site and downloaded shit

Done!!

[UnboundLegend]

What the fuck is a magazine?

[suburbanpoppies]

LOL "where'd that pillow come from?"

[JustShotsForMeh]

how to hide your porn. delete your fucking history.

[ChIcAnO2111]

LMAO

[dogfreak3000]

Haha. He didn't get laid! FAYUL

[SaintBroken]

Why does this video even have to exist?!

[1misanthropist]

Single adults shouldn't hide their porn. That's a thing teenagers, and their parents do.

[guyNbluejeans]

Don't you worry about having your soul cast into hell when you die for doing porn? You can easily turn it around by living righteously and making the effort to please God. Just ask Jesus for forgiveness and that way you'll live in peace and beauty forever when you die! And, if necessary, dump your "friends." The devil is clearly after your soul ... and this current road you're on is a very bad one. Go to Heaven and not hell! You can do it! Good luck!

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

@guyNbluejeans Shouldn't you be learning mind control? GTFO.

[NotouriousNateBros1]

I want to know what the name of the blame the blurred dvd thumbs up if you agree

[1blox1]

-.-



[davidjl1234]

Just use wikipedia.

[MaidenOfTheMaidens]

@davidjl1234 wtf?

[Akco007]

You can pay for porn? Thats novel...

[1blox1]

can i buy the magazine that was in the pillow? XD

[PrincexWilliam24]

My name is John, I had a boner throughout this entire video.

[benjamin656564]

Lol salami fail

[thecrazymike12]

just get hookers. you can always delete their history... with a shotgun.

[JoeLad9]

Delete your history.

[usernameofthel]

Lolz

[Jo4brains1]

BLUE BALLS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iMackiiD]

are these underpaid cheap actors?

[Rayghele]

ohhh johnnn!!! :D

[thomas5070]

epic end!

[SpamSpu]

'The key to hiding your porn is putting it the last place anyone would expect it.' That's why I staple my porn to my shirt.

[actigene2]

lol. i keep everything i own out in the open - neatly stacked or shelved of course. i don't see the point in hiding erotic art - i guess that's one of the advantages if you don't live with your parents.

[celtik916]

Haha tax reports? What if some Jewish person comes to your house?

[Alkku]

@celtik916 In that case, dont let them access your computer.

[seennlisten]

What does paper and magazine mean?

[CheesyBaloney]

Or use the internet.

[supercoolguyT]

Put . to start of the directory.

[Hipboy125]

y does the guy look like a crappy stereotypical 70s pornstar

[TheRoboticInvader]

@Hipboy125

Because the video is a parody of crappy stereotypical 70s porn.

[donny27dsm]

That was funny and informative two thumbs up!

[erikzz2]

wer the hell do i get that pillow

[McCloud95]

damn that lucky pillow! damn it to HELL!

[trekkiefan10]

Who buys mags anymore? Internet is way better!

[opfor97]

@trekkiefan10 LOL i think DVDs are better

[shefeelslost]

why are these bitches complaining about porn?

[Paperbagman555]

Hilarious. Especially the Salami Sandwich! and John's tax returns 1995 xD

[luotoslo]

The best option to hide porn in your computer is :heatseek com/?ai=13&bg=1

[luotoslo]

The best option to hide porn in your computer is : The best option to hide porn in your computer is :

[danocamaross]

I do secret compartments to hide anything. If you google hiddensafes, I'm # 1

[gmodgod12]

last place anyone would ever expect it

YES EXACTLY next to my bed >.>

[xcommando2]

put it in your system32 folder.

[B1GSTARS]

Yay now 1million people no

[tinymike5150131]

starts like a PORNO

[rondachewarrior]

HAHAHAH XD

[8ball2d]

THUMBS UP FOR THE BLONDE!!

[seaborg36000]

honestly, if you are a teen or a kid trying to hide it, your parents are probably making sure you are not looking at porn. They have tools to make sure you are not, including things online. They will probably find this video and beat your ass for it!

SABOTAGE!!!

[see1you1in1lumby]

@seaborg36000 or you can tell them to fuck off.

[ThreePockySticks]

Dude...my screen froze on this.. :0

[HeyYouPMme]

lol i had a girl in my room, and she found out i watched porn lol... i came up with so many lies xD

[unholyfarter]

I really hope john got to fuck those chicks afterwards

[LordOfYahoo]

John's tax returns 1995 .....genius

[grim0008]

fuk that porn throw it out tha window and make my own with em 2 bitchs

[DubbleD97]

I'd rather stuff my weed in that pillow, with the porn.

[eternity899]

LOL

[yourmom9594]

gawd i use internet porn but to hide the pix i use 'delete internet history when closed' option i don need the vid

[jonathanpolkm]

i need to change my pants.....

[MortalWarz]

just delete your internet browser history. lol.

[apoc6400]

@MortalWarz learn what index.dat is

[mikitymike]

@MortalWarz and your cache, and your cookies, and any other temporary files you may have.

[raecelestek]

John is a sex addict it seems.

[danocamaross]

Do a search on hidden safes. Thay have really cool stuff!

[arboerna]

@danocamaross what do you mean `do a search on hidden safes'?

[MusicOfTheSystem]

Hilarious! and very helpful!

[metalmandylan]

@GingerCuteGirl how much does it bother you? to me if my gf puit my pics around i wouldnt mind but im a guy

[badcop2009]

very useful, your not a man if you dont watch porn

[limeygirl714]

i started watching this and immediately thought. "cheap porno vid"

[joojicf]

who needs porn when you've got a girlfriend? Oo

[maartendesmet]

@joojicf real men!

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

WHO THE HELL HIDES THEIR PORN! All my gf's specifically asked to see my porn.

[fizikal2008]

videojug seriously did a video on this? lol fail

[LouisHeath5318]

nice video, howeva youtube's defo not great for hot nude models. look at rudey tube , wicked videos

[HildaBennett1]

so cant seem to find a guy who isnt a coward

[theawesome6842]

@CarieCuteBabe fucking whore rot in hell

[40ozTube]

so much comment spam...

[Viragodude10]

It absolutely is not ... obviously he was not a class act

[TheWarlord256]

abfuhr!!!

[Etchorz]

You're devastated because you gave him permission?

[ishakir52]

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[fioravantisha]

so not funny -- go watch the hangover if you want to laugh at freemoviebonanza . com geez what a boring video

[davinblaineee832]

I caught my man in the bathroom last night with a dildo, i have no odea what to do or say to him for that LOL

[barnabor]

Was it your dildo?

[gkleiss]

so weak

[sheko55]

jooooohn ........FUK U

[MissVampireDiaries]

haha... 3:52

[1966ANG]

just go to pornhub or red tube or xvideos or youngpornmovies or youporn =3

[hadikul4]

----->>>Hot chicks. Hot videos. tons of sexiness at PleasureGo /dot/ com

[CarvedInShadovvs]

yeah replace porn wit pussy

[FetidToecheese]

who needs pron if you know girls like that..

[gametenor]

i knew this stuff alread..

[Mandaramaster]

so many views so many views...........

[Black0pzSensei]

haha i know kimber lace in real life. 1000 points to who can tell me her real name.

[Qriqqo]

hot

[NickIsOriginal]

or just use google images

[point6000x]

or just have no porn?

[50poe]

fag

[Briselance]

Message to VideoJug : You rock !!!!!

[btm85bubs]

I was *going* to hide my magazines under the mattress ... until I found out that's where she keeps *her* pictures.

I can understand the horse and the goat, and I can sort of understand the dog, but ... a llama? Where did she find a frickin' llama - at the zoo? What, did she blow the zookeeper just so she could take a picture of herself getting boned by the llama?

This almost makes me feel better about sleeping with my boss - although I *really* wish he would use more deodorant.

[F22PilotArcile]

@btm85bubs wat

[episodeIII]

its george lucas use your light saber

[TransientSylph]

Hahahaha!!!

[spirmessi]

hilarius

[royalsteven]

I thought when they said they know how to hide his pornographic material they was gonna stick the mags in their vaginas o_O

[rapper2k8]

noooooo..NOooooOOOOoO, that was harsh . 2 dank girls gettin on ya n dat n den they put the most annoyin type of sarcasm on i would b cryin if i gna have 2som wid 2 dank girls n then they go n make a fuckin sandwich lmfao ravin , u dnt kno how offensive men take that

[darkbluemars]

haha now my parents know

[Pirate7X]

You guys did a hilarious great job! The boom mike in the shot was classic.

If you or anyone has advice for clearing porn titles from your search box (every time I put a 'b' in, I show 'bangbros'. embarassing...)let me know.

[jamiedashinnes]

try ccleaner ;) works for me haha

[LordRyuKotsei]

Get google chrome, and use the Incognito Window, so that when you go to sites like that, once you close the Incognito window, it's like you never went there. ;)

[Pirate7X]

Lord RK & JD, thank you!  More fun without the evidence. ;P

[DjWuzHear]

any1 know a good website where i can download good free pr0n?

[thebiolizard]

i like cat magazines heh heh, i guess that explains the naked ladies in this weeks issue

[DeckedTigerUnit]

lol i almost thought this was a porno

[00iCrazy00]

Which is a better "C-C-COMBO BREAKER!" for the ending of this video:

C-C-COCKBLOCKED! or

B-B-BONER KILLER!

[monkey12905]

WHERE DO THEY SELL PILLOWS LIKE THAT??

[daliangirls2]

spy museum, DC ;))))

[monkey12905]

OOH THANK YOU!! XD

[mcrfobaar1]

cockblocked by salami...

[TheWadeChannel]

rofl

[mcrfobaar1]

haha

[Marinejegerkommando]

lol! that's so fucking thypical a pornvideo from pornhub or so XD

[peopleboble]

i want to know. when i open a new tab it comes up with my recently visited site and there is redtube how to i get it so when i open a new tab it comes up with lets say google

[Bioniclexzabl]

Hey,i can solve ur problem,if ur visiting a porn site,use google to search it up,if it still apears in the tabs,then if u have the option,select "Change Thumbnails",well,i have google chrome,that's what i do,good luck

[NinjisticProductions]

wow almost a million views

[1spoonand2forks]

why do dumbasses download porn? you can just watch it on the site like RedTube or PornHub and u dont need to download it...dumbasses.

[Isuckatpaintball2]

if you download it you need to leave the internets

[iLeetoa]

if your internet shuts down and you have cant acess browser then you obviously need to download it for the future.

[E4tMyH0lySh1t]

oh 1spoonand2forks thats easy. it so that those who end up going over their cap have something to fall back on until they can stream again, like how my m8 caps it every fuckin month and then complains about not having any porn, when i keep telling him to download some for backup! o.O

[CloodiaAndDag]

come and get u some lomy ladys lmao!

[VictorsFootage]

Oh no! My grandparents just heard the "How to hide your porn"!!!

[theotherdoomguy]

Damn I could go for one of those sandwiches

[AnonymousDiv0]

Magazines? In MY 21st century?

It's more likely than you think...

[roxusan]

My, it seems there isn't enough objectification of women on the internet. Second, why does this video assume that only men watch porn?

[murauder315]

they didnt assume, they said porn and how u can hide it, ur the one assuming that the only thing u can hide that way is guy porn... female porn can be hidden about the same way open your eyes not everthing is segregated ffs

[roxusan]

murauder315--- The "hot girls seduce homely man" storyline going on in this video assumes more than enough. If this tutorial objectified men the way it objectifies women, one of the tutorial-givers would be a shirtless, buff, vacant-eyed boytoy.

But no one should be objectified, especially not in a tutorial that is supposed to exist for anyone who watches porn! Both genders can be sexy without being objectified and reduced to weird, vacant-eyed sex-zombies.

[penlama]

why didn't they tell john to hide his porn inside their panties?

[chadley6916]

if you have to hide your porn, you are not a real man...your a pussay!

[imaqtlolz]

im hungry :(

[ratchetandjasper]

i bet he put shis d!ck in that pillow lol

[SomeKornfan]

I hope they make a good sandwich for John, he looks really hungry.

[amike1984]

Stupid bitches should've given him a bj or a hj or somethin!

[hellostupidfucker]

Because of viewers like you. Thank you. lol.

[projundertax]

AND you thank you too. lol.

[MyNameis2long4youtub]

verah smexy

[SephirothIsG]

THATS AWESOME

[BulletBBill96]

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