His whole pitch is "I was really fat. Vote for me." The reason is, he has NOTHING to say! He did nothing as Lt. Gov, and he'll actually do harm as Insurance Commissioner. Whoever votes for Cruz BustaMeCHA has to have a screw loose.
I hate this ad, I dislike fatamonte and I had to vote for him. Absentee. Who else is there? Unless there is some viabilty in third-party candidacies, a vote for a Green, or Libertarian or Peace and Freedom is a vote for a Republican. I am tired of having to vote for "lesser evils"
I'm sorry, I already posted, but I just can't get over this.
"I was really fat"
The way he says it is like the best thing ever.
Yes, Cruz, you are really fat. However, I fail to see the correlation between being fat and being insurance comissioner. He has possibly the worst political advisors ever.
Lt. Governor was a good position for him, since it doesn't require he do anything. Lets dump this buffoon before he has the chance to really screw things up at the Department of Insurance.
he's a fat ass now that lost 70 pounds then gains 120. no lie. he's a fat fuck
NINERSTIME 3 years ago
"I was really stupid, I made these commercials, now I'm a blood sucking lobbyist"
I would appreciate your money
Fixed
Showtimedr 3 years ago
HE LOST! Thank God Californians have a brain afterall!
bcf87 5 years ago
Sounds like alot of that fat must of been his brain...
kclink420 5 years ago
I'm surprised he even made these lol.. these commercials are obviously why he is losing at the moment.
weezcake 5 years ago
Haha...John and Ken are awesome!
bcf87 5 years ago
He sure was fat....still is too. Maybe if he loses another 70 pounds he'll be qualified to be Governor.
catalinagoose 5 years ago 2
His whole pitch is "I was really fat. Vote for me." The reason is, he has NOTHING to say! He did nothing as Lt. Gov, and he'll actually do harm as Insurance Commissioner. Whoever votes for Cruz BustaMeCHA has to have a screw loose.
J&K 4 life!
infernalcatfish 5 years ago 2
You have to love American Politics
TeamBrianGB 5 years ago
I hate this ad, I dislike fatamonte and I had to vote for him. Absentee. Who else is there? Unless there is some viabilty in third-party candidacies, a vote for a Green, or Libertarian or Peace and Freedom is a vote for a Republican. I am tired of having to vote for "lesser evils"
Swimdeep 5 years ago
I'm sorry, I already posted, but I just can't get over this.
"I was really fat"
The way he says it is like the best thing ever.
Yes, Cruz, you are really fat. However, I fail to see the correlation between being fat and being insurance comissioner. He has possibly the worst political advisors ever.
bcf87 5 years ago
I got some bad news for this idiot - he's still fat!
When he ran for governor he was hit with the largest ethics fine ever in the state of California for the way he raised money.
Now he's running for state Insurance Commissioner and the first thing he does is shake down the insurace companies to donate to his campaign.
Vote this guy out of office so he'll have to get a real job.
What a tool!
sven2869 5 years ago
he was really fat.
Lt. Governor was a good position for him, since it doesn't require he do anything. Lets dump this buffoon before he has the chance to really screw things up at the Department of Insurance.
bcf87 5 years ago
I was fat, so vote for me!
MRCAB 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
robyyo 5 years ago
Vote for me, I was a fat tub of goo. That's certainly a new kind of pitch.
jjorsett 5 years ago
He's got my vote!
/fat tub of goo.
malconsidine 5 years ago