Sam and the Rejects

[denitson777]

5STARS

[aussielung]

Is it just me or does Sam remind anyone else of a foul mouthed Lisa Kudrow? In a good way.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Yeah, me too.

[unVloggy]

fantastically dumb

[jenzatron]

I insist on being a talking head. INSIST!

[babeokelly]

this is a cool idea.talking heads.

[REVpioneer]

This is boring.

[BilliLovesMargot]

victor, i've never wanted to be a "reject" more than i do now. i love you all!

[BilliLovesMargot]

no no no!! i love the talking heads!!! where do i find more??

[NapalmXD]

Victor you smells like vagina.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

You know what you say, "You are what you..."

Never mind.

[NapalmXD]

"Du bist was du ist."

Wait, so you ARE a vagina. You SMELL like a vagina, and you EAT vagina?

[novanine]

The comment threads on these videos are almost as entertaining as the videos!

[krumbine]

dude, it's all the same writer.

DUH.

(but it does help when I have good material to work off of.)

[novanine]

Touché!  *blush*

[InsaneMojo2]

behold my awesome power, it is I, the super Troll 2008, InsaneMojo

[krumbine]

... I've been waiting for you. Please, step into my office. Don't mind the sex-swing ... um ... the janitor left it.

[marshvernet]

so great

[omgitslukky]

When are we gonna team up?

[krumbine]

when do you WANT to team up?

[novanine]

Is 'team up' a euphemism? ;)

[krumbine]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... could be.

[omgitslukky]

When ever, I srsly have 0 to do for the next 2 weeks.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

omgitslukky is a very funny man.

[novanine]

Oh come on! This cannot be the end! CAN NOT!!! YOU HEAR ME??

I've gotta do something about this...

[krumbine]

You should start a grassroots movement to save the show.

You can team up with Ibrahim.

Go! NOW!!!

[ibrahimsuheyl]

*Sings Backstreet Boys style* Your eeevery wisshh.. willl be doonnnee..

[novanine]

Hmmm... *politely asks Ibrahim to stop singing and rubs chin thoughtfully*

[ibrahimsuheyl]

LOL.. I've got the "Secret Project" nearly down, I'll send it over in a bit..

[novanine]

Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[metaltaber]

its like a tv show! BUT ON YOUTUBE. *claps*claps*

[krumbine]

shhh!!! we're trying to keep that on the DL.

[shotamerican]

WELL DONE

[krumbine]

Why, thank you. That's mighty kind of you to say. Tell me, do you like puppets? In porn?

[Gimmeabreakman]

Oh, doody...you're cute when you're constipated.

[fancyrants]

I haven't the slightest clue what you find amusing/enjoyable about this clown. well, wannabe clown. there's NOTHING funny there. there is only complete total and utter suckage.

I'm so irked by him I might just have to make a vid about him. double ugh.

[krumbine]

suddenly I'm interested. do let me know when it's posted!

[Gimmeabreakman]

I invited you to give us some helpful criticism. You prefer to whine. That's all right. I respect your opinion most of the time. Not all of the time. And others like it so make your video and whine some more.

[krumbine]

dude ... he didn't even go on camera for me. I feel cheated.

(but he did get me one or two subs, so I kinda like him ;)

[danierusama]

this could be a good yt series! i loved it!

[krumbine]

whatchoo talkin' 'bout??  It IS a youtube series!

[danierusama]

sorry didn't noe 'bout it ^^;

[Daichen]

fishy fishy, something is very fishy here!

[krumbine]

and they live in different countries and STILL left at the same time. That's just wrong.

[depointless]

krumbine.. you made it again

thats definitely something

[krumbine]

It IS something. It's eloquently retarded. That's right. It was on everyone's tongues and no one else was going to say it ... but there it is.

The cat is out of the bag.

Eloquently Retarded.

[lokutube]

the wt abt talking abt ur "aXX" part is funny~

[Gimmeabreakman]

Writing and delivery were very good.

[lokutube]

can't be more agree with you~ keep making videos, dude!

[lokutube]

Hv anyone counted the number of "fxxk" here?

[novanine]

17

(less than I was expecting!)

[lokutube]

haha~ U got fwording way too much time (as I do)! So~ we must chat more~

[krumbine]

Did you really count them?

[novanine]

I'm ashamed to admit that yes, I really did. I included all incidences of 'fucking', 'fucker', 'fucksticks', etc.

I have no life.

[krumbine]

It's okay ... I would have just did a search on the script ... having someone else do the work was WAY easier for me.

Plus, I now like you that much more.

[ibrahimsuheyl]

Are you trying to make me jealous?

Back off Jezzabelle! I told you he's mine! grrr...

[denitson777]

Sam gives the word "fuck" a whole new meaning

[krumbine]

does the word fuck perhaps have too many meanings?

[novanine]

The Inuit have 23 different words for snow. Do you think one of them is 'fuck'?

As in: Oh fuck, it's snowing again!

[krumbine]

wait a sec ... that doesn't make sense. Shouldn't it be, "Oh fucking, it's fucking again!" (Wherein fuck=snow)

[novanine]

Oh snow, it's fucking again!

Oh, I don't know. I'm losing the will to live.

[FunLovingCriminals77]

cyberbunnies on acid

[krumbine]

long distance cyberpwnage. Okay, I didn't come up with that. It was JimmerSD. But it was so awesome it needed to spread around a little.

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

I WANNA BE A REJECT! Oh wait I am...just not one of your rejects. sniff. Can I be one of your rejects. Hey Heather!

I think it smells like____! lolol

[krumbine]

Keep the reject in your heart!

Light a candle!

There is always hope.

[JimmerSD]

Long distance cyberpwnd. So sad so sad.

Hey Victor! What are you gonna tell your wife??

Hey Jordan! What are you gonna tell his wife??

[Gimmeabreakman]

Shhhhh! She might read this!

[krumbine]

"Long distance cyberpwnd" makes this the best comment EVAH!

Brilliance.

If you're taking requests, might you be interested in a "Youtube Rejects" song?? That would be beyond radical.

[TheReceptionist]

poor fella.

[krumbine]

I bet those are the same two heather bideos that EVERYONE has on their harddrives.

[LittleShiela]

I really love the mix of people in the TH's series. They fit together so well!

[krumbine]

those damn rejects are all sticky like. once they fit together, um ... you know, I had it--it sounded good as I was rolling around in my head ... and then when I started typing things just began to fall apart.

Sorry. You've just been a victim of a self-destructing comme--

[Relyt22]

Not my favorite thing Victor has ever done, but I like how this is basically like saying "Fuck you" to YouTube censorship and select promotion of videos.

[solidgold451]

Sabino FTW awesome song

[BigmackZach]

sabino is my mario kart wife.

[depointless]

haha

[krumbine]

is that legal in Chile?

[krumbine]

the song was a perfect fit. made me cry a little.

Big manly-man tears.

[denitson777]

awesome!

[krumbine]

which PART?

[ThePeacefulCat]

Rubbish...

-P-Cat

[krumbine]

which part?

[MeanBlackDude]

I've been enjoying these.

[krumbine]

good to know.

[obsquatch]

Great. Now we, as an audience, have to think? And feel? You might as well pump me full of estrogen, pour me a white wine spritzer, call me fat and make me cry myself to sleep. Mother fucker...

[krumbine]

I know ... you're on youtube so you think you're exempt from that. Then I come a long with a two ton bag of emotion to hit you upside the head with.

[clarkmt]

lmao

[popebenadict16]

nice one people.

[krumbine]

Thanks.

You're not too bad, yourself. Would it be weird if I asked what you were up to later?

[ElevenColors]

Dang, I gotta sit down and learn how to write dialogue.

[novanine]

My thoughts hexactly!

[krumbine]

is "hexactly" a combo of "hellsyeah exactly"??

[novanine]

Haha, could be, but no.

It's a common practice (well, not THAT common) here to put a superfluous 'h' before exclamatory words that start with a vowel. I think it might be a reference to Windsor Davies in 'It Aint 'Alf Hot Mum' - crappy British sitcom from yesteryear in which Davies played a shouty, Welsh Sargeant Major...

Oh, nevermind!

Yes, it's a combo of "hellsyeah exactly".

Well, it is NOW!

[krumbine]

I hate reading comments out of context ... it took WAY too long to figure out what the hell you were talking about.

good job!!!

[krumbine]

it helps to speak it as you write it. you kinda look like a bit of retard ... but it also helps to write dialogue alone in a soundproof, darkened room.

The room doesn't actually need to be dark, but I figured you were already heading in that direction anyway.

[ElevenColors]

Hmmm... Yep, got karaoke boxes and rehearsal studios all over my neighborhood. Thx.

[ElevenColors]

I like a woman who knows how to say fuck.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Say fuck or....

[krumbine]

I suspect if fuck was the only word in her vocabulary, she'd still do just fine.

[channeIreview]

who the heck is this sam chick?

[Gimmeabreakman]

I think she only talks to Krumbine.

[krumbine]

people only like me for my Sam. What the hell??

[krumbine]

Sam doesn't have a channel but you can find more of her on mine.

[chimera15]

Who's Sam? is that her username?

[Gimmeabreakman]

I know! I was like WHO IS SAM!

Apparently she has not YT channel!

[chimera15]

ahhh lol

[novanine]

She used to have one but then she closed it. *cries a little bit*

[krumbine]

Sam doesn't have a channel but you can find more of her on mine.

[platonicmojo]

lol. glad you guys are keepin in up

[Strifezilla]

Cool show lol

[krumbine]

why, thank you.

You're pretty snazzy yourself.

[watcher8o]

The two idiots at the beginning need to stfu. ...See now I'm stooping to their level. Put soap in their mouths, it would be more entertaining. Soap poisoning makes people go blind.

[krumbine]

define "idiots" and "beginning".

[watcher8o]

Sorry, I should have realized your vocabulary was limited when "fuck" is the word you use most often in conversation.

Please understand I was not using "idiots" literally.

Idiots: plural form of idiot: An utterly foolish or senseless person.

Beginning: An act or circumstance of entering upon an action or state.

Thus, I was referring to the worn-out looking woman and the dweebish looking guy who appeared after her.

Go to FOLDOC (dotorg) and enter "dweeb" for the definition of that word...

[krumbine]

aaaaaaah .... I see.

I'm still a little confused though by your opening sentence. Define "limited" and "fuck".

[paTieNTdEaD]

Cool.

[krumbine]

like ice cube. You know, the frozen water.

Ummmmmm .... yeah.

[denitson777]

we are the youtube rejects !

[krumbine]

we are, we aaaaaaaare ...

You know, someone should really write a Youtube Rejects song .... JimmerSD???

[soulofbass]

big shout out to krumbine and gimmeabreakman , love your vids, thanks for featuring one of my songs... now if only i could get into one of the episodes :D

[krumbine]

Talking Heads is a collaborative youtube project inspired by the youtube community.

... you could BE the next episode!

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Well, I can't find your answer to my comment and I am feeling rather lazy so fuckit, I'll just answer you here. The candle is lit. Depointless has the funniest lines,lol.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

"Your ass is very meaningful"

I agree.

[ooolong9]

hope you had fun!!!

[krumbine]

more fun than you could shake a stick at. that stick being depointless's penis.

No, wait, that's MY penis.

... wait a sec ... what the hell is my penis doing in depointless's pants?!

[novanine]

Omg, I just lolled massively!

[krumbine]

I'm here for one more week!

[ooolong9]

lol. poor thing.!!!

[CupcakeAndTea]

i loved it but you have to fit me in there LOL ;)

seriously get me in lol

no seriously keep making them

[krumbine]

you know, I kinda like it when the ladies tell me what to do.

Hang on, now ...

[CupcakeAndTea]

LOL Well i do love to use the imperative

[RyRyVids]

Your an asshole for leaving when you were supposed to be hosting. You should change your name to gimmeaflake man.

[krumbine]

I'm sorry, but that's just funny.

+1

[Gimmeabreakman]

Glad you like it.

[CousinoMacul]

You seemed a little less groomed than the others.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Hey!

(Jumps in shower for next episode!)

[novanine]

Next episode? Yay!

[ibrahimsuheyl]

Or is it the shower part you secretly like, you nasty little perve? =P

[novanine]

Puh-leeze!!

[ibrahimsuheyl]

*Sham Arab accent* pkkhht.. Faggot! =p

[krumbine]

you would have to go there, wouldn't you?

Well, it's true that I'm the one who's pontificated on the possibility of a curtain fetish.

Ahhhhh ... skip it.

[krumbine]

easy now .... calm down .... boners are not acceptable when out in public!

[QueenKattz]

Alone....or with Sam .....lol In a cyber kinda way ;) OMG wouldn't that be great !!!!

xx

[krumbine]

the other episodes or the other players?

[CousinoMacul]

I was talking about the other players, but now that you mention it, he might have combed his hair in the other episodes.

[krumbine]

See? I had a hunch Victor freaked out a little, there. You made him go and shower up for nothing.

[jabazzy]

Thanks for hosting these. I really enjoy them tons.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Hey, Jabazzy! See my Valentine's video? The kakitotane is for you to see!

[krumbine]

the man deserves a medal for hosting this show ... or maybe a certificate ... I could give him a pat on the back if he wasn't so far away ...

Maybe I'll just leave a comment on his channel.

[dctcool]

This show is awesome plz don't kill it

[krumbine]

you should make a talking heads support video and post it as a video response!

[QueenKattz]

LUV the foreign guy ;)

[Gimmeabreakman]

I hear that he is a sexy beast.

[novanine]

Yeah, but only Antonio Banderas sexy. Not like Robert Downey Jr sexy or anything! ;)

[krumbine]

I hear that krumbine fella is sorta zach braff sexy.

... wait, was that supposed to be a compliment?

[krumbine]

Foreign guy luvs YOU.

.... nightly.

[QueenKattz]

Well ain't i just the luckiest ....lol

[krumbine]

You have no idea. If you only knew where the last luckiest was, then you'd have the tiniest, microscopic iota of an inkling as to how luck you really are.

[QueenKattz]

WOW...HELL ....then that's pretty lucky I guess ;)

[krumbine]

I'd say "insane-o lucky" but I fear that's just pushing it.

[novanine]

Nah, Krumbine's more Woody Alan sexy.

[krumbine]

..... I don't know whether I: a) HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW or 2) WANT YOU SO BADLY (right now)!

[novanine]

How DO you sing the alphabet song?

"a2c4e6g..."

[krumbine]

what's weird is that I actually started to sing that just now ...

Do you have mysterious, secret powers over me??

[novanine]

Just wait until I finish making my Krumbine voodoo doll. Bwah-ha-ha-haaaa!!!