My WWW Failures

[zinger888]

I am a Konehead and proud of it.

[jgame99]

back by popalar demand.

[JimmyJamrico]

Last word.

[PittsVersusStupid]

PR Departme  nt

[baicha83]

Love you Tony! (in a non-gay kind of way), I miss all your videos

[garyopenshaw2004]

you'll get it this time tony for sure

[r4microds]

xD lol.

[SailorXOdesSa]

wow.. .lol xD

[volcom1boy1]

lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooo

[MagicalReing7913]

2.5% of people shook their glasses while this video

[annaclare88]

This is hilarious.

[malper1234]

anyone find the link yet?

[EbizukaX]

@malper1234 5:40 Drawing of Link hanging on the wall.

[whosgotthekitty]

and the swelling of the hnnnn lol

[whosgotthekitty]

we are the wine cult, we practice konism, we are cone heads hahahaha oh wow

[Chance189]

WE ARE KONEHEADS WOOOO GO KONISM

[yassau]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

That was awsome! Well, hope you´ve learned your lesson regarding "talking business", as you said "it´s a learning process".

But well... If you are a "total retarded" that could not theach you anything...

"Said face".

[twhichy]

Your delivery is more funny when you don't sound like DeFranco.

[NonameandPippy]

♪ Wine Wine Wine Wine Kone! ♪

♪ Wine Wine Wine Wine Kone! ♪

♪ Thewinekone! Thewinekone! ♪

♪ Wine Wine Wine Wine Kone! ♪

♪ Wine Wine Wine Wine Kone! ♪

♪ Thewinekone! Thewinekone! ♪

[whoo689]

If TWK ever got a tv show, that intro should DEFINITELY be his theme.

[TheWhiteSupremacy]

You're not popular anymore cause you cannot offer anything new, and you're trying too hard to become funny. Just Delete your account and venture into something else you trying hard Asian... I guess your 15 minutes of fame is pretty much over. UNSUBSCRIBING this Overrated acount

[777FATMAN]

THEME SONG AND VID TO IT....EPIC

[UniQueLyEviL]

Aaaww..I wish I'd seen the video when this was going on, I totally would have voted. =(

[UniQueLyEviL]

YESSSSSS THE THEME SONG.

[eggz01]

he obviously thought u wer too innapropriate to promote their site lolol??

[elvinwei]

i am so sorry that i didnt vote for you

[joeyohe]

Best Eva!!!!!!!

[eggz01]

we need more highest rated comments..

[zainekh4n]

one of my favorite videos ever. LMFAO! but not really.

[EvnM357]

i have that calculator

[boojwahz]

the entrance music and montage will forever be epic.

[lilmizmuffett]

Since you're on the topic of internet failure..

Several years ago, before myspace died, you were on my friend list and we got in an online argument. I don't remember what it was about but I remember telling you to kill yourself because you were so damn anoying..I see you didn't take my advice..

And for that, I would like to apologize.

[zomgpewpew1337]

HAHAHAHA PR DEPARTMENT XD

[allikohcysp]

lol man I forgot about that lonely bitch15. But I can never forget the Wine Kone

[fridsade]

PR DEPARTMENT OMFG FUCKING EPIC!

THAT WAS COMPLETE WIN I LOL'D  SO HARD IRL. OMFG!!!!!!

[liquidyou]

I really think that Winekone had fallen for Lonelygirl15

[mutantsponger]

I M SO SRRY MY LORD!!!!!...

[jgame99]

"So the theme song's back by popalar demand!" Oh to be Asian and Canadian.

[TopTrendingTopics]

Cotton sticks with the blood? Hahaha!

[kalsikum]

Tanks for awesome intro

[shirakikue]

the PR department made me LOL so hard. thanks tony!

[HaydenshNo]

anyone noticed the toon links in the background?

[sineater84]

hahahahaha LOL

SAD FACE :(

[IPawnt]

I am in the 2.5%!~~

[StratagusArts]

We all know marketing people are all boring and with no sense of humor.

[videobob92]

great, now i will never get that theme song out of my head

[daniel849]

Did somebody actually found the secret link ???

[Seetherminion55]

My buffer would stop when Tony is making out with himself.. :/

[kalsikum]

Hahah, PR Departme Nt

[fireboltwiz]

tony your awesome!

[heisokay]

@fireboltwiz your awesome WHAT

You're / Your

[SaucerLodger]

@heisokay lol, I thought I read "your awesome TWAT" on your reply.

[lovethatmusic09]

haha best vid in a while

still think you're hilarious

maybe tone down the creep level a bit...

[abcdefghijklmnop1058]

Secret link plz? kthx

[danoid123]

I was laughing so hard when you was reading your reply to lonelygirl15 I can't imagine you saying something like that!

[mystoryrocks]

i voted for you

there for i get to cyber rape you yay

[mystoryrocks]

omg i wanna cyber rape you

[albert201]

First video was Hotness Prevail/Worst Video Ever. Made my year, told my friends about TWK, they all loved him. TWK, you're still the funniest dude on YouTube! :)

[nimbusthedragon]

That whole lonelygirl concept is frighteningly wrong heh. I'd have felt violated. Like the time I found out my online boyfriend was a girl. *cough*

[wiltse0]

@nimbusthedragon OMFG AHAHAHA are u serious? lol, thats why u dont do LDR's

[stonekid156]

lol!!!! "does he think he'll get cyber raped or something? well, he's right!" damn that scared the fk out of me lol

[comedyfreak11]

The wine kult lol

[gordongabb]

1:40 is SOO funny

[HallosEverybody]

i found the link!

He's on the wall!

[Pedrg93]

chillax

[komotoko]

lol you really did scare me :P

[Jazokills]

im in a kult... SHIT

[dialymen]

isn't the konehead term already used as the title of a movie?

[samysnes]

@dialymen not with a "k"

[dialymen]

@samysnes oh, ok

[Bradangus713]

did anybody else pause the video to read the full conversation he had?

[kobashe]

Why is nigahiga more e-famous than thewinekone? I hate youtube now.

[SwimForYourLife5]

ur fugly. and ur teeth suck. i hate you. dont cry about it tho.

[jonyrock]

oh, i like it alright.....

and wtf is going on!!!!!!???????? how come only like 1/4 of the videos u post i get on my subcriptions thingy when i open up youtube? i hardly ever get to watch em!!! and when i do, i have to catch up on like 5 more videos..... i wanna watch your videos when they come out goddammit....

[M44hk]

your pr department is so awesome whah xD

[vanpud]

PR Department!!! HAHAHAHA EPIC!!!!!!

[solidus32]

oh wow, such rejection is harsh and yet oh so hilarious.

[RantNRavinFection]

see u in another 3 months

[Deathbymusic123]

Oh Tony. We all have fails like that. I wondered how long it was going to take you to talk about lonelygirl15 again, after the whole reveal. Years apparently. I feel your pain, I had messages with her too. That makes me a sad panda. :( And for real, I found out about you from that video she posted when she said you were retarded but she liked it. And yes, we do like it.

[flavacrava]

...And now I want to kill my self! There are so many classic lines in tony's videos

[templarjay]

chillax dude, chillax...

[MaxG84]

usually never vote for people on these things.. but for some reason i did it this time. it made me feel cheap... and dirty. Total koner!

[egorfourok]

dude you're awesome!! 

[zachariass]

i watch your videos 183 times each. soooooo thats where half your views come from.

[mandokir]

Fuck yeah, Tony. You embarrassed yourself for the good of Internet-kind. Give yourself an e-pat on the back.

[daberko120ch]

5:32 - 5:37 scared the crap out of me!!!!

[khaaai]

omg watched him 2 years ago, when smosh were the coolest dudes in town, food battles and internet creepos were thriving and nigahiga was just another account that subscribed to celebs like lonelygirl and lisanova. and where did thewinekone fit in? he didnt, he was a comedic treasure that only the lucky few stumbled upon in youtube wilderness. glad to know he's still as funny as ever. some ppl here might not recognize the pics flashing @ the start, but tony i assure you, i do. we lucky few do.

[sheepskin47]

@khaaai Well said!

[pussylumpessru]

@khaaai ...

[cladimere]

@khaaai "few" as in 46 others lol xD

[Stardomproductions]

@khaaai can remember his first vids lol

[narutofangurl]

@khaaai I second all of this! We go way back, Tony! :D

[solopingi123]

@khaaai Every single one of us Koneheads. We salute you, Tony. <3

[MisterPetinho]

@khaaai - I 100% agree! It's sad that people like "Fred" gets so popular while the real comedians are stuck at the bottom.. I'm one of the lucky few who found TheWineKone early.. so happy for it.

[tktru]

@khaaai And not to mention a pioneer for Asian YouTube celebrities before KevJumba, HappySlip and David Choi.

[GAMBlT]

@tktru - ...and TimothyDelGetto.

It's a shame YouTube and many of those YouTube "celebs" don't promote/mention TWK in their videos =(

[gigantkranion]

@GAMBlT Community Channel has...

[reileyb]

@khaaai thewinekone back then was I think #6 most subscribed so it wasn't that rare of a treasure to stumble upon his content.

[codemonkeyslikeme]

@reileyb now he's not as popular cuz all his subs got driven away. his creepiness is one of the reason i like him, but ppl just don't see that kinda humor i guess...idk

[FoxMedina]

@codemonkeyslikeme that's really not the reason. People like him but he went on several months break so many times from posting videos.

[codemonkeyslikeme]

@FoxMedina how long was the hiatus?

[FoxMedina]

@codemonkeyslikeme close to a year, honestly he fucked up. He used to be one of the top 10 here, if only he kept making vids.

[JPTHRICE]

gameboy...

[Knightshield]

been watching you since time, keep it up man

[YourMakingMeNervous]

I missed the theme song D:

[uzumakimounir]

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOUR PR DEPARTMENT XD

[clarrotXmen]

pause at 0.26... super cute!

[Xtrandom]

XD @ 0:16

[stegre]

totally retarded but she likes it. #LOL #LOL #LOL #LOL #LOL #LOL #LOL #LOL

[YouGotPwnd]

lmfao 1:51

[pasta1017]

I'm sorry! You uploaded the video during AP week when I had taken a hiatus from youtube. If you need me to do your bidding in the future, I WILL BE THERE.

[ipwnukazu]

i honestly dont care about how many views or subs u get(but i hope u get more)

but keep up the funny shit u should have more subs then nighiga ur a way funnier asian

[ipwnukazu]

was he in a vid with smosh?

[msv900]

@ipwnukazu yes

[plica06]

I just watched this a second time, it's one of the funniest Winekone videos EVER!! (And yes I did get a shock at the start)

[ximaninjagirlfriendx]

LOL at PR department :)

[Mibis89]

I love how your videoes are the videoes that google transcribe the best...

[2006nerd]

<3 i love you. 

[imacrazyperson]

omg I missed thewinekone. summer is here and I can get lost in the world of tubes and yous

[deathnoteuser07]

omg yaoi at 0:16!!!!!XDXD

[TwentyTwoNiceThings]

Oh you remind me of the earlier days so much. My days. With yourself.

Would like to have an ability to be as relaxed as you are. :) Wishes!

[fefist]

i m wondering how we can bring thewinekone back to the front page

[filia24lunae]

Hi Twony and clone...and Tony. Yeah, a little deaf there because of the opening, Tony, but that's okay. It's interesting seeing the *cough* more vulnerable side of you rather than the typical creeper thing you do. But, like you said, "Sometimes you do things that you regret and that's okay." Irony is a bitch. ^.^

[CJskate1000]

i found the secret link in the video at the drawing in the background

[deathnoteuser07]

@CJskate1000 can you please send it to me?

[aquabregadequeen]

So, I just noticed that you have a picture of Wind Waker Link in the background on your wall.

That's beast man. :D

[Cuteyx89]

LOL @ 1:44 - 1:54

[XGexDirector]

FOR WINEKONE!

[supanekochan]

poplar.

[Louikenz]

I'd be open to set up a time to chat, sure. Give me a time and date and we'll talk business. Or talk sexually suggestively and send nudes. Either or.

I hope you have a sense of humor.

The Pope

[takatakboy]

We are the winekult! and we practice konism!

[Dj899]

i guess he thought i was going to cyber rape him or something.......... he would be right (staring face) freaking epic lmao

[Dj899]

5:30 - 5:37 = epic :P

[dzedk]

hey TWK, if you was to give lessons, what would you teach me to?

[kdcinfo]

omg. i cannot stop laughing.

[WhimZo]

Asian chuck bass ftw!

[BlueCrayolaMarker]

God winekone. You really are a funny dude. The FAILS, the awkwardness. You should actually put that last thing in the video as your catch phrase or something.

"The Wine Kone: Totally retarded, but you like it."

[nickegbg]

I didnt vote because I thought the whole thing was a joke. Your video didnt seem serious, so I thought it was just another goof

[Emmagizer]

i loved lonelygirl15.  almost as much as i loved your noise at 3:57.

[nguyin]

1:41-1:54 LOL <3 i love thiss :)

[empler]

1:41 Was so f***ing funny made my day <3

[makavelitu]

lololol you got clowned by that actor girl hella hard.... was funny! but you deserved it that shit you wrote was hella gay...nice vid

[triguy616]

I didn't realize how much I missed the theme song till I heard it again. I then watched it twice more.

[HellesBringer]

Is this guy crazy or something?

[eggz01]

the PR department ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

i liek the song at the start aswell l0l

[tribekat]

oh my god white balance

[AcieraBlue]

I fell in love with Twony

[WyattLanz]

TOE KNEE HWIN

THE WINE KONE

[hieuy16]

hi jimmy. (:

[thug2220]

It annoys me that Justin Bieber has more subscribers than you..

[FuckShepherd]

Cool bookshelf

[Animaznboy]

I would've voted for you if it were more convenient to vote for you :D

[DarthVaderFanatic]

#LOL #FTW #OMG

[LucasCAPS]

You have been trolled.

[WTFxkimmm]

I LOVE YOUR GAMEBOY SHELF.

[Belauboyz3]

@WTFxkimmm too bad its not portable..... xD

[nodont]

lets get retartded - black eye pees

[xiaorishu]

2.5%?? Goddamn ..

[eggz01]

AT least i voted =[)

[XxSHARKMANxX]

Best video you have made in ages, hope to see more soon.

[jordan3649]

RANDOM WATER BOTTLES

[CharisXsatoshi]

ive never thought about it before, but it creeps me out now you remind me of my physics teacher.

[JanL1993]

i love the theme song.. is there a download?

[BreakfastBurrito]

full o fail

[Padlock767]

awesome pr department XD

[Toyfarer]

You're totally retarded... but I like you...

[zRev1983]

Once again I made this face XD multiple times while watching your video!

[DannyJumbo]

Uber Kownage

[muckaknows]

@DannyJumbo Its spelt: ueber or über

[pablokickasso417]

Okay. You got me. The real reason I haven't put up a new video in over a year is that I've been too busy spending all of my time not voting for you in contests.