I'm in LA! HAIRCUT! and science lectures

[underbightdog23]

He got Taxi Driver and The Terminator mixed up

[SnizzyLuke]

why so many dislikes!!!

[aussie20092]

gay bitch fken nerd go read some muthafucken books!

[Mikerulez101]

I have aspergers! this is not aspergers

[Mikerulez101]

Daxflame is awesome

[meamverysmart]

So fucking funny.

[OfficerMcGroist]

Are you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

[gofuckyourselfvideos]

i threw my heart up almost once

[pancakewafflebacon]

I almost threw up my heart once

[drak568]

dude im sorry but throwing out your heart is impossible its like atached to your chest or something im not sure but its something like that

[NightCrawlerKV]

so i'm not smart. my mom is a doctor. i asked her and she said its impossible.

[Dakashizzlenizle]

you really had to ask her?jesus,who takes daxflame seriously

[SpicySauce7]

Haha Dax you are right. anyone who tries to go against anything you say is a complete idiot, its amazing how many people still haven't figured it out

[awesomeaust12]

Hey daxflame how bout you tour around the south LA area like oh maybe the compton area. Get your ass shot like the lil bitch you are

[shunen1990]

Casper the friendly dax

[CadburryEgg]

WORST BLOGGER EVER

[briannucc07]

STFU YOU DUMB BITCH, lets see you make some better vlogs you fuck.

[50centricher9]

@briannucc07 exactly i dont know why u got thumbs down if ur defending daxflame the BEST BLOGGER EVER AND KING OF YOUTUBE

[Bandosmafia]

and apparently the bible says 16 billion people a day die from throwing up their heart, even if it was possible, which its not, the bible keeps up to date with deaths on the worlds population, and ps- if you through up yout heart your blood , and even fi your adams apple caught it, it wouldnt be pumping and youde die

[oldfolks3]

how does he walk the streets of LA with thoes fag clothes and not get beat up

[kw1ksh0t]

It helps him fit in

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

i think it is all an act, no one can be this baddly socially equipt.

[Bamjamshazam]

hey dax mate, learn the human anatomy and you can call yourself immature because you simply are an uneducated fool!

[INgLeSBe]

I'm gonna go ahead and sat that I guarantee that I know more about the human body than you do, tard.

[crazyseth2000]

i have an iq of 120

[jegerendrit]

fuck you u.. u.. you retard

[ArMyGiRl36]

Why does everyone make such a big deal outta if hes real or not??? NO duh hes an actor for youtube. But hes soooooo funny and i love him!!!! I wanna marry this kid

[nickgw101]

rofl, are you guys all retarded? he's a fucking actor, check out his interviews from youtube live, he doesnt really talk like that

[katelikesalaugh]

ha  ha.

[sladunkaAa]

were u from becoze u cant talk bery good

[jegerendrit]

lol

[slisz11]

you all get way to into it his kidding no one can actually be that stupid

[Flipty11]

fuk u

[soraeyo]

what the hell are you wearing....

[samlee405]

probably somehing his mom picked ot

[soraeyo]

LOL... yeah i thinks so too.... but i think he thought he was the terminator....

[Leftist92]

Fuck you

[coffinyursize]

Why does he condonsend to us. Saying we are immature when hes the one who studders?

[xrebecca08]

it makes me laugh how people actually look stuff up just to prove him wrong. like the kid below me. i bet you googled that number or something.

[mmmichaelb]

do you use google for ma thematic equations? IT'S CALLED A CALCULATOR YOU FUCKING DORK..

[xrebecca08]

...me? dude, don't call me a dork. i'm on your side. =/

[joelstanleysmith]

learn how to read

[playinhooky68]

in his last vid he says 8 billion people are born an hour. its more like 50,400.

[deadlysaxmachine]

this is the biggest crap on you tube.you suck

[lostpinoy]

YOU FAIL !!!

[LovesTeenageProblems]

hes mst prob right any ways i mean i no a vegetarian who died at the age of 9 because of her throwing up her own intestines

[SillyPeopleAreCool]

I LOVE DAX Who cares what people say. Tey say hes acting, who cares if he is acting if he is hes REALLY good at acting! Yay Dax Your the best :} Keep doing what your doing

[pincstuff2]

is there like somethiong wrong with you like retardnest or ADHD

[kenyonjudo]

Dax is the man!

Hes so clever at manipulating all the fools on the interenet into attacking him.

Everyone who is calling him a retard really are the fools themselves.

[xseantheprawnx]

Yeah, Dax is the man! You rock Dax

[veryevillemons]

dax is the besst

[jessicaxnightingale]

why are people so rude to you.

your such a cutie.

[Marinomanx013]

If he is an actor, then he's pretty much the best actor I've ever seen.

[pepper1450]

Either way, he's hilarious to watch.

[evilmarmar]

im smarticleishy

[hobgoblin81]

meh, you'r the illiterate one.

[reachforthelasers]

Your literacy isn't very good. Unless you're having a laugh.

[useername25]

sorry but .........i think you dont unda stand jack shit dax....

[joellemos1994]

Umm ur wrong sir. I like him. And its not real idiot. It's obviously an act and if he wasnt acting then i wouldnt think it was funny. And hes not retarded.

[xokate78]

uh its not fake ask like anyone he really has problems...an im not a sir...ok..an why do u think that...he has a social problem an anger problem an its real alllllll realll...

[joellemos1994]

Ive asked many people and they all already know that he's fake. If u dont believe me go to google or something and type in madison patrello :) thats his real name. its not bernice juach. and he doesnt really talk like that either. Trust me ive done research. But anyway wutsup? :)

[JacobRudduck]

xokate78 = major idiot

[xokate78]

wtf...like you dont laugh at him...just stfu an mine ur own bisness

[JacobRudduck]

Learn how to construct a proper sentence, dear. :)

[westieluvr23]

pacman1pacman1, you're being an ass. In my opinion GeneralTrue is in the right and you are in the wrong. and do you even know what an oxymoron is? although I don't agree with musicking415, his statement is not an oxymoron.

[musicking415]

you cant throw up ur heart ur not smart and i dont look stupid saying you cant throw up ur heart u look stupid saying u can

[pacman1pacman1]

Everything you said is an oxymorong.

[GeneralTrue]

Thanks for telling ^^

[YoShiBroZ]

hes not actually in la

its his living room...

[maxlaurie397]

he is so retarded saying we are immature an we don't understand the human body when he thought boys have ovaries......

[AYALA147]

00:36 CREEPY

[AYALA147]

GAY

[SaRiLuSeR]

Why the hell does it matter if he is acting or not? He is entertaining. Who cares?

And why are there so many people saying he has this or that, like they know anything about him? Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he flat out say "I DO NOT HAVE ASPERGERS OR AUTISM, IT JUST HURTS MY FEELINGS WHEN YOU SAY THAT"? If he has already claimed not to say things like that, and you believe he is really how he is, than why would you hurt his feelings?

Lol. Real nice.

[GeneralTrue]

In what video did he say that he doesnt have aspergers or autism? thansk in advance

[scooterskittles]

MMmm!! I want Asparagus!

[GeneralTrue]

Why did i get a thumbs down? i just asked on in what video he said he does NOT have asperges? i just wanna see that video

[pacman1pacman1]

hes an actor dumb shit

[GeneralTrue]

1. i know that i just wanted to know in what video he said that and now i know 2.Using such langauge only shows how immature you realy are.

[pacman1pacman1]

Your sad attempt at proper spelling and grammar shows what grade you might possibly be in. Kthxbai

[GeneralTrue]

Spelling has nothing to do with how mature you are or not.i know i do indeed make some mistakes yes but still. you do not have to flame me when i`m just asking a question.and everyones says HES AN ACTOR and such which may be true but no ones sure about that anyways.i do think hes an actor but that had nothing to do with my question

[pacman1pacman1]

You make more then "some" mistakes. I checked out your profile. Has Forrest Gump updated it for you? Did you know periods exist? Come on, hit me. Your tears fuel me.

[GeneralTrue]

Ok i make allot of mistakes. but dont you have anything better to do then picking a fight with me? you kepe attacking me i`m just responding on a gentle proper way.i`m just explaining myself.i`m sorry if i offended you on ANY kind of way but lets stop arguing for now as this is useless.

[pacman1pacman1]

men

[pacman1pacman1]

u r a lil phatty

[GeneralTrue]

Conversation is over=)

[pacman1pacman1]

Strange, you keep saying that yet you keep responding. You have two choices: You can stop, but you'd know you lost. You can continue and be a failure. Either way, you fail.

[GeneralTrue]

I only said conversation is over once.and stop what? explaining myself to you who just keeps getting angry about nothing at all and just refuses to understand? yah you got that right,

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@SaRiLuSeR hell yeah! i agree 100%.

[katalystkombucha]

but its what?

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

guys he is acting geezz...atleast i think so?

[tristn0is0bored]

no. he is actually like that. something along the lines of "asbergers". it usually dissipates (in so many words) with age.

[Jnjnc14]

whatever...im not the one that said i threw up ovaries...

[TehKoolGeek]

sooooooooooooooooooooooo much irony

[hdsman123]

u little puke face you cant throw ur heat up

[russtex]

heat?

[brainzbox]

u dont want to do anymore of those because u dont have to get embarresed again by youtubers saying that ur wrong and retared and stuff.

[LukeExelby1991]

WE do understand science its you that doesnt and its you that cant handle being wrong you so full of shit, and for fucks sake stop saying y'all you fucking hillbilly

[pinkel098]

Wht?

[pinkel098]

I think that Dax Flame is a fake, because no one in their right mind would have a pee fight ( or do the things that he dose).

Unless he has a ADD then he should take a pill for that , or do something.

[Ortonrk0]

lmao if he is fake then hes one hell of an actor

[Anterogo]

your just mad because a kid, with a slight "autistic" side. Has more vid views than you lol

[pinkel098]

That has nothing to do with the comment I just posted. My videos are just for my friends to see I don't want any views. I'm actually not mad at all, I'm not a dax flame hater. I just don't understand why he is so retarded.

[Bearfreak97]

You are f-ing dumb! You call us dumb. And you still dont get that what you did to the teachers *weiner* doesnt hurt that much. Its because you hit his BALLZ!

[1xxballplayaxx1]

lol ahahahha are u tatalking to me lol ahaha i give that one a -10000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000000000

[daxsucks123]

are you talking to me are you talking to me lol

[oracle44444]

I'm willing to understand and I'm trying to understand. It's complex allegory and symbolism. My late English teacher would have agreed with you. It takes a lot of emotional maturity to come up with analogies and imagery. Definitely humour with hidden messages. I'm not being sarcastic. What you do is very clever by converting abstract concepts into concrete terms. You're right some people are very immature and thuggish on here and are not willing to put in the extra effort to understand.

[lucodano]

we are fools dax why dont you take a look in the miror.

[ShadowKXS]

Ok Daxflame haters if you think Daxflame is this dumb then why not making vids of yourself where you are showing your own life. Just wondering

[NEpats15]

your brain is not a very complex thing.... WATS NEXT "sneezing your brain out ... STOP FALLING of chairs >>>>>>>>>no more short shorts,,,,,, Your immature ask your scince teacher about all your stupid questions,,,,, ask your doctor wats wrong wit ur brain

[amandapina]

wow they call you retarded...if he finds you so offensive(which i dont your great dax!) he shouldn't have managed to follow your entire youtube career

[pwnypranksbro]

dax, these people on here dont know anything because they dont have the kind of sense of humor to watch these vids. I think to compare you of Ricky Gervais.

[avatar10you]

your calling us retarted you dont know crap about anything and then you try to act smart by making words and freaking trying to get a girlfriend when when you cant even dress yourself without making people lauph and you try to make freinds by peeing on them, so just shut the fuck up and one more thing only girls have ovaries so that explains alot

[videoboy10]

nice video i give it 100'00000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000000000 stars

[mustardmike]

lol..i don't think he can count to the 6th zero

[teamlax08]

you are sayin we are immature you are imature you pencil neck geek

[annierox614]

u r saying we r dumb?!?! comming from the guy who falls of chairs, makes up words, and has major tantrum problems.... ok dax

[wwechamp7]

oh we are to imature this comming from the guy who dances about half naked dancing on your chair and falling off every week and stuff hahaha

[franticfreakshow]

no offense dax, but I am 12 and more mature than you...i obviously understand more about the human body than you because you are a "guy" and think you have ovaries so whatev.

[llikepie]

omgomg ur looking like a fool and the truth is, the only reason why ppl watch ur videos is to see u be retarded, u know idc if your acting its pretty dam funny when ur retarded and also if this is thumbs down, go ahead and put my comment down unless u havent realized that comments like mine only bring attraction of ppl so go ahead

[mrmet5]

ahaha you're too good dax!

[futurefashionista101]

HE IS AN ACTOR! there now allof u guys can rest and stop having to get all worked up bc of a fictional charcter! google madison patrello if u dont believe me! dax u r a very talented actor keep up the good work

[celtictrouble180]

dax ihav allways been nice but first off im very mature and second your not a doctor so I AM sorry i have to say it but SHUT UP! the human body is complex but you dont know half the stuff a real doctor does p.s. i like your shorts dude they sre totaly rad- viva celtic

[stststudder95]

it looks lke the same hotel that anthony and ian from smosh were at =]

[wolfete30]

he's right. i just read a great article about throwing up your heart in merriam-webster's latest edition

[tdwp1992]

im sorry man but you CANNOT throw up ure heart!

how me a picture of a text book with it written in!!! and then ill kiss you're feet after u've stepped in dog crap, no, lick your feet!

Ure still pretty darn kool tho dax! (Y)

harry! x!

[MrNamDanzig]

dax your not smart enough to say hollywood sorry... but its the truth.

[NinjasGirl111]

ur an asshole mrnamdanzig, if u dont like watching DAX then Dont, stop trying to be ,mr tough guy via youtube.... DAX i like watching your clips their entertaining.....

[smartiegirl07]

ur a b**ch.. i dont usually call anyone that, so feel privileged. ur such a fool

[Meeve]

O MY GOD!!!

u are such a fool. read a textbook that is actually used by schools. the human body is complex and clearly u dont understand it. im usually not annoyed by your videos, but you are extremely concieted, spoiled, and u have the biggest ego ive ever seen. im sorry everyone. im not trying to start a fight or anything, its just that Dax thinks he's right about everything.

[snipey14]

dude lighten up, he's not being serious. idiot :P

[Meeve]

I dunno. I'm not sure if he's acting or not. It's just, he really annoyed me on this one. He normally doesn't bother me.

[graysonchic]

dax, can you please send me the sites where you found the information about throwing up your heart? I was just wondering because I had never heard of that before. Thank you.

[leekarto]

your the fool you &!#(%

[Geeferson]

I'm hurt... on the inside... right here.(points to heart)

[spardaking]

which, according to dax, is in front of your large intestine

[CASEDILLA]

Dax this video hurts my feelings :(

[01AlyandAj10]

i live by LA i hate it

[stottystott]

You should do science lectures!

[fluorophoric]

SECRETS?!

[Uzamakiclone360]

Wait a minute .. did i hear right.. did dax flame just diss us. he is da last person who should calling someone immature

[olvyk]

your obviously a fool because you CANNOT THROW UP YOUR HEART!!!!

[Deanslinger5150]

you're obviously an idiot because HE'S ACTING

[FireofPrometheus]

dax is an actor, i dont think anyone would be stupid enough to think you could throw p your heart.

[Tearon42]

Well yeah, and if he wasn't an actor, you'd think at least ONE of his 130+ videos wouldn't be hilarious.

[bionicbobo5]

ummm im pretty sure that every1 on here is smarter than u Dax so plzzzzz dont talk about dumb people OR immature people.

[SmartyMartyy]

sorry i didn't mean the video was funny..

i meant Sheepers411's comment. im new to youtube so uhh sorry =P

[bobella357]

you shouldnt mean to be offensive to anyone.

it kills off your readers.

ive been watching your stuff all day (due to the fact that i have absolutly nothing else to do) and at first you were funny and made my day, but now you just seem hella fuckin stuck up. dont let the comments/subscribers get to your head. its not attractive.

[chrislevy1]

HAHAHAAHAH SOO true

[upwardinflection]

Dax, can you please, for the sake of all the people who know at least first grade health, go talk to your doctor and have him prove you wrong. Hell, while you're at it, he can probably help you with some "other issues" if you know what I mean. *cough* *mental retardation* *cough*

[sweetmely729]

oh my. you are too serious.

[sheepers411]

Yes, we don't understand the body at all. Because obviously the heart is in the middle of our chest, and it is always being thrown into our throats when we vomit. And girls always die when they vomit because we don't have an Adam's Apple to stop the heart from coming out. And of course, the veins that are connected to our hearts break every time we vomit, but we still don't have any internal bleeding and we're still alive and healthy. Because all this makes lots of sense.

[lildtink]

i love your comment. i'm still laughing from it.

[sammyxdee]

lol

it sure does

[SmartyMartyy]

haha that was pretty funny ^.^

[saCTR]

He's not a freakin retard! You are immature.

[Hidavi]

I think its a deep subliminal to all you retards who think that he's actually SERIOUS about all this.  He's an actor and a great one at that!

[NuTkasEKaiLsX7]

are you seriously gonna sit there and tell ppl that they are immature! no offense but thats no way 2 get views

[xoxkangelsxox]

ok umm my cousins a doctor and i told him to look at your video and bacicaly he said your full of shit....

im not trying to be mean but yeah

[DaxyFlame]

PLEASE! RESPECT ME!

[midgetinlove]

i love ur haircut dax! lookin good

[OrochimaruSasuke]

Read my comment in the video prior to this one (if you understand what that means). You're the immature one to assume something extremely stupid like that. I'm sorry, you're an idiot for thinking the heart can come up through your throat in such a crude manner like that. Get your own facts straight first.

[mushroomdude]

haircut looks gay

[wiiisthebest]

science lectures?

immature?

He's a freakin' retard

[saCTR]

If is so retarded why do you watch him?

I guess if he offends you you're too immature.

[DiverCityMayor]

tophrocks1212 is trying to be funny... I think. On his channel it even says he's 23. And no one has a 293 IQ. He's just being ridiculous.

[aznInvasion360]

we dont understand? apparently u dont even know what fuckin ovaries are

[mYsTyLeMyWaY8]

UR THE STUPID FOOL!!!!

[tophrocks1212]

fuck you i am 12 AND I HAVE A UNIVERSITY READING LEVEL AAANNNDDD 293 IQ YOU SON OF A BITCH SO DO NOT GO SAYIN UR SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND ACTING LIKE WE ARE THE IMMATURE ONES YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE YOU MKE ME WANT TO PUKE!!! IF I EEVVEERR FIND YOU I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING NO JOKES YOU FUCKING DORK

[davis1188]

Dude you are immature im sure no one cares about your reading level, and watch the language dude ur not cool, ive had a university reading level since grade 3 and im only 12 too, and i highly doubt, that you have 293 IQ because thats irregularly high especially for a 12 year old.. seriously dude.. get a life. ur an idiot

[billybobjoe198]

You're a retard also. You're not as bad as tophrawcks. but still, no chance did you have a college reading level in the third grade.....where does a third grader get a college level book.....the store???? Any way, all the teachers just tell you that you're reading at a college level....the cat says moo.......DAMN YOU FOOLS BE SMRT....  Lick nardage.