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  • lollllllllllllll

    

  • ROFLMAOPIMP

  • LoL

    She had a point hehehe

    Get pwned!

  • Being able to tie in these two things not related and yet related - that is some clever humor. Well done.

  • Lol. You're my new favorite antihero :)

  • I've been watching these videos all night. I think I'm in love. lol (which means, laughing out loud, if you are 82 and have not yet seen that informative video). I wish there were more!!

  • I had to pause this just to laugh!!!

  • @MrsAddz32 me too :-))

  • This man is a master at fighting irrationality with irrationality.

  • i love it :D

  • "A regime of pigment based apartheid on ... the laundry."

    *applauds furiously at genius*

  • Holy motherfukin shit!? what kind of argument is that?! lmao!

  • hahaha  XD

  • hilarious!!

  • My family's laundry has gone through Brown v. Board of Education ages ago, and we've never had any problems.

  • what is the city he said he lives in? (at 2:30)

  • @procrastinator300 Stratum or something like that

  • @procrastinator300 He lives in Streatham ( pronounced strettam ). It's an area of London.

  • @procrastinator300

    Streatham.

    It's a district in South London.

  • did his voice get deeper over time? he's not a pubescent teenager is he?

  • i actually searched for the video again just to look at the hot wife

  • "a white separatist" LOL!

  • If you're "SomeGreyBloke", your Ex wife must be "SomeGreenGirl". :P

  • White separatist. Brilliant.

  • But, as so often happens, you don't think of these things until it's too late...story of my life.

  • My black friend always uses 'Are you being racist' against me if i insult him.

  • You're ex-wife is hot.

  • I'm not married.

    But I've learnt (the hard way) that in these situations, a simple "I'm sorry", possibly coupled with an expensive dinner out, would have solved the problem I think..

  • "....you're trying to impose a regime of pigment based apartheid...on the laundry...."

  • "Are you planning to attend a Klan rally?" - Love it.

  • this seems like good standup material

  • i can't believe racism on cloths XD that like the best way to shut someone up

  • You are so great and funny but true! I love meeting angry ex-wives and the hunting season and Superbowl day and........ Any way needless to say a women has sooo much to offer and after being with a dork they are sooo......... shall we say agreeable!! Super friendly!! Adorably agreeable!1 So willing to experiment!! Keep it up guys .....i am down stream just ready to "lap up" your relationship screwups!!!

  • This is genius !!

  • "you're trying to impose a regime of based apartheid.. on the laundry. You're a white separatist." that is simply pure genius.

  • OMG THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!

  • You're trying to impose a regime of pigment-based apartheid... on... the laundry.

  • i wanted to click "i like it" about 3 times....

    this is pure genius

  • Been there, done that, had the T-shirt

  • Hahaha this is the best 1 ive seen so far

  • Women, am I right?

  • LOL YAHOO ANSWERS

  • the best one. x

  • The jerk store just called. They're running out of you! THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID!

  • STREATHAM!!!!!! ♥

  • ROFL.. i was bit waiting KKK in pink sheets.

  • I've long called it "laundry aparteid" and refused to practive it.

  • Wow The Use Of Your Hyperbole Is So Grotesque I Couldnt Gratify It With Response

  • I would have gone to the shop and bought some pink sheets.

  • hahahaaaaaaaa I love all these video's :D

  • I didnt think I was going to laugh tonight. Thanks

  • pigment apartheid, oh my god!

  • "You're a white (clothes)  seperatist"

    LMAO Brilliant !

  • LOL!  Much truth spoken here.

  • Angry? I am amazed that his wife didn't kill him!

  • Well this is actually true..I strongly belive in this. Women ARE the most angry gender...Men are more peaceful...They just show dominance... But they dont go fucking phsycotic over small details that doesnt mean shit....... I think women get pleasure from being angry...seriously............

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  • @leninsbrotherhood - yeah lets all just go pink ALL the time Mr liberal

  • love 'im

  • 1:05

  • i love when he sais "no zombies"

  • Classic, just superbly classic! Im going to have to get married now just to try that one out Lol!

  • I laughed until I cried!

  • shes KKK dont trust the women

  • GENIUS!

  • hehe

  • LMAO I fucking love Graham!!! XD

  • pigment based apartied LMAO

  • You did what you had to do M8 i feel you.

  • "There's never been a chapter based in stretam"

  • Why are so racist? XD

  • Fuck you get back quiker than I can cum! Beast!

  • @DXSXDXSXD Not my penis! is there something wrong with yours?

  • Hurrah! Satire for the pc brigade.

  • It's not just Southern US, unfortunately. There's a chapter near my hometown in Maine.

  • i love you graham

  • this guy should be PM

  • just as long as we don't share the same first name ... I'm "oK'.

  • lol i'd hate to be your wife...but i'd love to be your friend. hilarious.

  • lol

  • Lmao!! so funny xD

  • He thinks she's being attacked in the kitchen so he asks the computer what he should do! lol

  • LOL

  • That made my favorites list. This was only the second grey man I watched so I'm going to have to ration the rest otherwise I'll be here all day.

  • you're ex wife is hot

  • this is very funny! I love that sort of humour! D

    When wife is screaming in the kitchen, hide! LOL

  • he wen't on yahoo first

    hahaha

  • LMAOO! so true

  • hahaha, funny in a unique way!

  • "i thought quickly, and i said 'why are you such a racist'"

    Wins any argument.

  • @BabmerChan I spat my tea out with laughter when he said that.

  • @BabmerChan xD best line ever

  • 1. Never let a man pick out sheets!

    2. All your underwear would be hot pink!

    *wink*

  • LOL!

  • HA!!!!!! LOL!

  • Absolutely genious! Tks for posting it

  • Thanks for the share!

    "You're a white separatist!" - lol

  • LMFAO

  • lmao god i love this :')

  • Brilliant. Should have ur own tv program.

  • @Dandango123 thats a gr8 idea yea!!! graham u should do dat!!

  • i wonder were it all went wrong fo them...?

  • "You're a racist."

    lol!!

  • lol, when am mean it's usually coz i want the flat to myself :)

  • I AGREE ABOUT WOMAN ALWAYS BEING ANGRY!!!

    my girlfriend is always moody like she is on a 24/7 period

  • lol

  • lolls, bloke

  • This guy is the 'bestest'. Please keep them coming.

  • I said you are because you are trying to impose a regime of pigment based aparteid on the laundary your a white separatist which is an unjustified ideology when you examine it on a superficial level.

  • i like his yellow teeth lol

  • goodness

  • OMG.. I THOUGHT OF THIS YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRSSSS ago. Hahaha Finally good to hear it from someone else! Laundry has always been and always will be racist to me. I say mix it all!

  • LOL a "white separatist "... I'll think of this when I'm doing the laundry... at least it'll make that tedious chore a little more colorful :0-

  • You should have brought some pink sheets HAHAHA

  • "pigment based aparteid"!!!! haha oh my goodness I laughed so much at this... hehehe "why are you such a racist?" LOL

  • there was no one with chain saw , tiger , o zombie only this f..n racist vife of yours!:)

    it was good Graham! Do not get engaged again ! First rule. Second rule in case you would change your mind for any reason just follow the rule No:1 Good luck funny man! Hey I got few vids from China , are you interested?

  • I can easily see why she is your ex.

  • zeb120

    LOL you are 21? not likely, 12 more likely??

    You should have your mother wash your mouth out with soap and ground you from internet access for a month.

    .

  • dude listen

    i am touching 23 in the next may but for some dumbfuck reason the internet shows me as 21 i mean wtf

    im not 12 but the bitch who was commenting on sgb is 11 yr old mentality so i had to dumb myself down to her fucking level!!!

    fucking get it ????

  • wash your mouth out bitch

  • you dont want to make him cry :P

  • zeb120 you stupid fucking cunt. LOL

    Why the fuck would you assume I am a female.

    The whole idea of my comment was, when a woman says go get new sheets you say "yes Dear" that is how people stay married. I will also point out, Graham is a fictional middle age computer addicted gray animated person. You need help

  • "She was already more angry than I was" LOL!

  • if you take his years away his head is a bellend

  • ok im sorry but this bored the shit out of me...

  • why do you know so much about the kkk? lol

  • WHAHAHA HILARIOUS!! You really should keep making these videos and posting them more often! It's great that you come up with these stuff.. !!

  • hehe .. excellent :)

    look forward to more greyblokey goodness

  • Fascinating as always.

    Your #2 biggest fan.

  • Your Ex wife appears strangely Anime-ish.

  • MAKE A NEW VIDEO !!!, pleaseeee :L:L, ledgend !!, x

  • Nice question, hope it got many relplays :D

  • Oh, so you live in Streatham.

  • nice going.

  • What did Yahoo answers say to your question?

  • hahahaha

  • A white separatist...LMAO

  • your ex is pretty fit!

  • kopyob gets hard over cartoons.

    fucking weirdo

  • Amazing! The grey bloke brightens my day again :)

  • fantastic stuff. these are the sorts of videos i subscribed to see :)

  • Lick arse

  • There's a little Graham Murkett in every man

  • I likd how he tried to change the subject by talking about something very irrelevent. something we men we instinctively resort to when we argue with our wives and to usually to no avail,looool

    very funny videos , keep it up

  • mike booth is king and graham his son

  • so great to havethe classic greybloke vids back :-D

  • lmfao are you going to a clan meeting

  • Very Funny

  • your videos are awesome

  • Lol pure genius, i love your videos ^_^

  • freakin ... GOLD

    oh man, I'm laughing my ass off

  • As a proud washing machine myself, I can tell you that I too am appalled at the separation of colors.

  • I've had this account since April 14th 2009.

    And my apologies for not amusing you mr. high and mighty.

  • It was funny, you are not.

  • I can't believe your ex wife was actually that hot, but your videos are hysterical. This is one of the funniest yet.

  • Wonderful.

  • Genius!

  • Love that british humor, so dry yet deep. In America poor graham would have been pink because his wife stuffed him in the wash with the sheets.

  • Your writing is gold right now mate. Keep it up!

  • wow! your ex-wife was hot

  • She was hot before she got fat!

  • Graham, perhaps if you put yourself in the wash with the colours you might get a bit of pink in your cheeks?

  • Very, VERY Good! Love this dude! Clever! (I'm jealous of your script talent!)

  • haha brilliant!!

    totally didnt' see the racist thing coming!

    pure gold!

  • genius.. good work fella.

  • ur a nutta grahame - i tried ur argument too and got exactly the same reaction.

  • graham, your ex-wife looks worthy of the spray! is she available?

  • OMG ROFLMAOPIMP

  • Pigment-based apartheid??? Oh, that is so bad. You really know how to kick up a row to the next level, eh? Racist about sheets--too much. I'll try to remember this video next time I get bent out of shape about whites and colored laundry getting mixed together. Thanks for the mirror, TGB.

  • why are you such a racist HAHAHAHAA

  • Show your ass

  • Ha ha. I like how his first response to the screaming was to consult the internet lol.