I've been watching these videos all night. I think I'm in love. lol (which means, laughing out loud, if you are 82 and have not yet seen that informative video). I wish there were more!!
But I've learnt (the hard way) that in these situations, a simple "I'm sorry", possibly coupled with an expensive dinner out, would have solved the problem I think..
You are so great and funny but true! I love meeting angry ex-wives and the hunting season and Superbowl day and........ Any way needless to say a women has sooo much to offer and after being with a dork they are sooo......... shall we say agreeable!! Super friendly!! Adorably agreeable!1 So willing to experiment!! Keep it up guys .....i am down stream just ready to "lap up" your relationship screwups!!!
Well this is actually true..I strongly belive in this. Women ARE the most angry gender...Men are more peaceful...They just show dominance... But they dont go fucking phsycotic over small details that doesnt mean shit....... I think women get pleasure from being angry...seriously............
I said you are because you are trying to impose a regime of pigment based aparteid on the laundary your a white separatist which is an unjustified ideology when you examine it on a superficial level.
OMG.. I THOUGHT OF THIS YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRSSSS ago. Hahaha Finally good to hear it from someone else! Laundry has always been and always will be racist to me. I say mix it all!
there was no one with chain saw , tiger , o zombie only this f..n racist vife of yours!:)
it was good Graham! Do not get engaged again ! First rule. Second rule in case you would change your mind for any reason just follow the rule No:1 Good luck funny man! Hey I got few vids from China , are you interested?
The whole idea of my comment was, when a woman says go get new sheets you say "yes Dear" that is how people stay married. I will also point out, Graham is a fictional middle age computer addicted gray animated person. You need help
I likd how he tried to change the subject by talking about something very irrelevent. something we men we instinctively resort to when we argue with our wives and to usually to no avail,looool
Pigment-based apartheid??? Oh, that is so bad. You really know how to kick up a row to the next level, eh? Racist about sheets--too much. I'll try to remember this video next time I get bent out of shape about whites and colored laundry getting mixed together. Thanks for the mirror, TGB.
lollllllllllllll
daddysromangel 2 weeks ago
ROFLMAOPIMP
blobbo420 3 weeks ago
LoL
She had a point hehehe
Get pwned!
ThunderrRoar 1 month ago
Being able to tie in these two things not related and yet related - that is some clever humor. Well done.
jenhasken 1 month ago
Lol. You're my new favorite antihero :)
SquallyParkour 1 month ago
I've been watching these videos all night. I think I'm in love. lol (which means, laughing out loud, if you are 82 and have not yet seen that informative video). I wish there were more!!
Trips1103 3 months ago
I had to pause this just to laugh!!!
MrsAddz32 5 months ago 3
@MrsAddz32 me too :-))
Tulthor 2 months ago
This man is a master at fighting irrationality with irrationality.
unholyimage 5 months ago
i love it :D
vincentscb 5 months ago
"A regime of pigment based apartheid on ... the laundry."
*applauds furiously at genius*
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zapperslayer6 5 months ago
Holy motherfukin shit!? what kind of argument is that?! lmao!
gattler 6 months ago
hahaha XD
nullerbamsen 6 months ago
hilarious!!
DecimusXAM 7 months ago
My family's laundry has gone through Brown v. Board of Education ages ago, and we've never had any problems.
INTPTT 7 months ago
what is the city he said he lives in? (at 2:30)
procrastinator300 7 months ago
@procrastinator300 Stratum or something like that
2011Scarecrow 7 months ago
@procrastinator300 He lives in Streatham ( pronounced strettam ). It's an area of London.
plato12000 7 months ago
@procrastinator300
Streatham.
It's a district in South London.
Drummermean2 7 months ago
did his voice get deeper over time? he's not a pubescent teenager is he?
procrastinator300 7 months ago
i actually searched for the video again just to look at the hot wife
samrijijkot 7 months ago
"a white separatist" LOL!
astraia1x 7 months ago
If you're "SomeGreyBloke", your Ex wife must be "SomeGreenGirl". :P
thedoctorand 8 months ago 2
White separatist. Brilliant.
Samuraionthewall 8 months ago
But, as so often happens, you don't think of these things until it's too late...story of my life.
mlroseplant 8 months ago
My black friend always uses 'Are you being racist' against me if i insult him.
MrTheGingerBreadMan1 8 months ago
You're ex-wife is hot.
Daclunator 8 months ago
I'm not married.
But I've learnt (the hard way) that in these situations, a simple "I'm sorry", possibly coupled with an expensive dinner out, would have solved the problem I think..
anadus7 8 months ago
"....you're trying to impose a regime of pigment based apartheid...on the laundry...."
trinibabi27 8 months ago 3
"Are you planning to attend a Klan rally?" - Love it.
serst35 8 months ago
this seems like good standup material
Mariviews 9 months ago
i can't believe racism on cloths XD that like the best way to shut someone up
whisperinglover2 10 months ago
You are so great and funny but true! I love meeting angry ex-wives and the hunting season and Superbowl day and........ Any way needless to say a women has sooo much to offer and after being with a dork they are sooo......... shall we say agreeable!! Super friendly!! Adorably agreeable!1 So willing to experiment!! Keep it up guys .....i am down stream just ready to "lap up" your relationship screwups!!!
eggsem 10 months ago
This is genius !!
91FroSt91 11 months ago
"you're trying to impose a regime of based apartheid.. on the laundry. You're a white separatist." that is simply pure genius.
mellettolag 1 year ago 18
OMG THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!
TrueBIue00 1 year ago
You're trying to impose a regime of pigment-based apartheid... on... the laundry.
Dragonrose36 1 year ago 30
i wanted to click "i like it" about 3 times....
this is pure genius
De4sher 1 year ago 2
Been there, done that, had the T-shirt
Sugarray1960 1 year ago
Hahaha this is the best 1 ive seen so far
youngmasterpete 1 year ago
Women, am I right?
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the best one. x
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vinodeeable 1 year ago
The jerk store just called. They're running out of you! THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID!
skribboth 1 year ago
STREATHAM!!!!!! ♥
elielovesyou 1 year ago
ROFL.. i was bit waiting KKK in pink sheets.
koponenii 1 year ago
I've long called it "laundry aparteid" and refused to practive it.
milascave 1 year ago 4
Wow The Use Of Your Hyperbole Is So Grotesque I Couldnt Gratify It With Response
TerraRyza4321 1 year ago
I would have gone to the shop and bought some pink sheets.
RedShadow238 1 year ago
hahahaaaaaaaa I love all these video's :D
Basskicker93 1 year ago
I didnt think I was going to laugh tonight. Thanks
dmlvng 1 year ago
pigment apartheid, oh my god!
MaggogZ 1 year ago 3
"You're a white (clothes) seperatist"
LMAO Brilliant !
UncagedCardinal 1 year ago 2
LOL! Much truth spoken here.
Vladi306 1 year ago
Angry? I am amazed that his wife didn't kill him!
MomoTheBellyDancer 1 year ago
Well this is actually true..I strongly belive in this. Women ARE the most angry gender...Men are more peaceful...They just show dominance... But they dont go fucking phsycotic over small details that doesnt mean shit....... I think women get pleasure from being angry...seriously............
leninsbrotherhood 1 year ago
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ntkee95 1 year ago
@leninsbrotherhood - yeah lets all just go pink ALL the time Mr liberal
starzus 1 year ago
love 'im
tally24th 1 year ago
1:05
sergiusdacian 1 year ago
i love when he sais "no zombies"
sergiusdacian 1 year ago
Classic, just superbly classic! Im going to have to get married now just to try that one out Lol!
samuski36 1 year ago
I laughed until I cried!
livefree1789 1 year ago
shes KKK dont trust the women
jnw85 1 year ago
GENIUS!
KraftTV 1 year ago
hehe
MrNavodaR 1 year ago
LMAO I fucking love Graham!!! XD
MindenRose95 1 year ago
pigment based apartied LMAO
miyor123 1 year ago
You did what you had to do M8 i feel you.
DE4715 1 year ago
"There's never been a chapter based in stretam"
RioGiovanni 1 year ago
Why are so racist? XD
iceblue345 1 year ago
Fuck you get back quiker than I can cum! Beast!
CorporalNym 1 year ago
@DXSXDXSXD Not my penis! is there something wrong with yours?
CorporalNym 1 year ago
Hurrah! Satire for the pc brigade.
CorporalNym 1 year ago
It's not just Southern US, unfortunately. There's a chapter near my hometown in Maine.
MechanicalCoupling 1 year ago
i love you graham
Carolinethegirligirl 1 year ago
this guy should be PM
JIPPIX94 1 year ago
just as long as we don't share the same first name ... I'm "oK'.
waywered 2 years ago
lol i'd hate to be your wife...but i'd love to be your friend. hilarious.
femme486 2 years ago 132
lol
brentonio1996 2 years ago
Lmao!! so funny xD
Soviet7799 2 years ago
He thinks she's being attacked in the kitchen so he asks the computer what he should do! lol
eruthwain 2 years ago 5
LOL
LtZerge 2 years ago
That made my favorites list. This was only the second grey man I watched so I'm going to have to ration the rest otherwise I'll be here all day.
Eugensdiet 2 years ago 3
you're ex wife is hot
grant22310 2 years ago 10
this is very funny! I love that sort of humour! D
When wife is screaming in the kitchen, hide! LOL
tinarett 2 years ago
he wen't on yahoo first
hahaha
bobo225884 2 years ago
LMAOO! so true
alexx2bass 2 years ago
hahaha, funny in a unique way!
lzyboy92 2 years ago
"i thought quickly, and i said 'why are you such a racist'"
Wins any argument.
BabmerChan 2 years ago 234
@BabmerChan I spat my tea out with laughter when he said that.
youngmasterpete 1 year ago
@BabmerChan xD best line ever
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YEAHBUCKET 2 years ago
1. Never let a man pick out sheets!
2. All your underwear would be hot pink!
*wink*
julesenheimer 2 years ago 3
LOL!
wildflower96 2 years ago
HA!!!!!! LOL!
80sMetalChick 2 years ago
Absolutely genious! Tks for posting it
classicallady 2 years ago 4
Thanks for the share!
"You're a white separatist!" - lol
im4wur2 2 years ago 3
LMFAO
Infectious0Fun 2 years ago
lmao god i love this :')
ChoclateTurtle 2 years ago
Brilliant. Should have ur own tv program.
Dandango123 2 years ago 9
@Dandango123 thats a gr8 idea yea!!! graham u should do dat!!
LivEToKiLL6666 2 years ago
i wonder were it all went wrong fo them...?
karatepirus 2 years ago
"You're a racist."
lol!!
ThinkWithYourMind223 2 years ago 2
lol, when am mean it's usually coz i want the flat to myself :)
Natasha26 2 years ago
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did she die?
MilexProductions 2 years ago
I AGREE ABOUT WOMAN ALWAYS BEING ANGRY!!!
my girlfriend is always moody like she is on a 24/7 period
themotherfuckingking 2 years ago
lol
lamegliogioventu 2 years ago
lolls, bloke
scriptum60 2 years ago 2
This guy is the 'bestest'. Please keep them coming.
varflane 2 years ago 2
I said you are because you are trying to impose a regime of pigment based aparteid on the laundary your a white separatist which is an unjustified ideology when you examine it on a superficial level.
grantmitch1 2 years ago 7
i like his yellow teeth lol
Storadin 2 years ago
goodness
cedarpose 2 years ago
OMG.. I THOUGHT OF THIS YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRSSSS ago. Hahaha Finally good to hear it from someone else! Laundry has always been and always will be racist to me. I say mix it all!
ORUPRANKSTAZ 2 years ago
LOL a "white separatist "... I'll think of this when I'm doing the laundry... at least it'll make that tedious chore a little more colorful :0-
sum1lovesU 2 years ago
You should have brought some pink sheets HAHAHA
StageLinePro 2 years ago 3
"pigment based aparteid"!!!! haha oh my goodness I laughed so much at this... hehehe "why are you such a racist?" LOL
FaeryFaith 2 years ago
there was no one with chain saw , tiger , o zombie only this f..n racist vife of yours!:)
it was good Graham! Do not get engaged again ! First rule. Second rule in case you would change your mind for any reason just follow the rule No:1 Good luck funny man! Hey I got few vids from China , are you interested?
divedeepinside 2 years ago
I can easily see why she is your ex.
Umisspelledit 2 years ago
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stfu you filthy bitch cunt
somegreybloke is awesome
you fuck!!!
zeb120 2 years ago
zeb120
LOL you are 21? not likely, 12 more likely??
You should have your mother wash your mouth out with soap and ground you from internet access for a month.
.
AuShawster 2 years ago 6
dude listen
i am touching 23 in the next may but for some dumbfuck reason the internet shows me as 21 i mean wtf
im not 12 but the bitch who was commenting on sgb is 11 yr old mentality so i had to dumb myself down to her fucking level!!!
fucking get it ????
zeb120 2 years ago
wash your mouth out bitch
AuShawster 2 years ago
you dont want to make him cry :P
GoFlowX 2 years ago
zeb120 you stupid fucking cunt. LOL
Why the fuck would you assume I am a female.
The whole idea of my comment was, when a woman says go get new sheets you say "yes Dear" that is how people stay married. I will also point out, Graham is a fictional middle age computer addicted gray animated person. You need help
Umisspelledit 2 years ago 2
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ahhh stfu
i dont need help
you need more pussy to stick your tiny little pathetic excuse of dick in
and you need to change your unsername because it absolutely sucks
zeb120 2 years ago
"She was already more angry than I was" LOL!
mate2000 2 years ago
if you take his years away his head is a bellend
pascoe101yessir 2 years ago
ok im sorry but this bored the shit out of me...
ZACY29 2 years ago
why do you know so much about the kkk? lol
JokingYT 2 years ago
WHAHAHA HILARIOUS!! You really should keep making these videos and posting them more often! It's great that you come up with these stuff.. !!
wickedgirl155 2 years ago
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More more more make a new one
Guinnie 2 years ago
hehe .. excellent :)
look forward to more greyblokey goodness
mrlowdangle 2 years ago
Fascinating as always.
Your #2 biggest fan.
CheesesPeaks2U 2 years ago
Your Ex wife appears strangely Anime-ish.
TheDaveAngle 2 years ago 5
MAKE A NEW VIDEO !!!, pleaseeee :L:L, ledgend !!, x
furiousB17 2 years ago
Nice question, hope it got many relplays :D
chrisomen112 2 years ago
Oh, so you live in Streatham.
Southwesttwo 2 years ago
nice going.
13luckyblackcats 2 years ago
What did Yahoo answers say to your question?
HerrBismarck 2 years ago 7
hahahaha
matenzo 2 years ago
A white separatist...LMAO
RottenRemy 2 years ago 13
your ex is pretty fit!
kopyob 2 years ago 4
kopyob gets hard over cartoons.
fucking weirdo
DEFINEMETALisBACK 2 years ago
Amazing! The grey bloke brightens my day again :)
renza88 2 years ago 6
fantastic stuff. these are the sorts of videos i subscribed to see :)
johnnyonline 2 years ago 7
Lick arse
EagleEyeSC 2 years ago
There's a little Graham Murkett in every man
youtoupee 2 years ago 11
I likd how he tried to change the subject by talking about something very irrelevent. something we men we instinctively resort to when we argue with our wives and to usually to no avail,looool
very funny videos , keep it up
freethinker2007 2 years ago 3
mike booth is king and graham his son
LowStackTom 2 years ago
so great to havethe classic greybloke vids back :-D
VoldyRoss 2 years ago 2
lmfao are you going to a clan meeting
DecRobProductions 2 years ago
Very Funny
Guinnie 2 years ago
your videos are awesome
DrJobinsp 2 years ago
Lol pure genius, i love your videos ^_^
mazzyboodeboo 2 years ago
freakin ... GOLD
oh man, I'm laughing my ass off
uwnav 2 years ago
As a proud washing machine myself, I can tell you that I too am appalled at the separation of colors.
WashingMachine0 2 years ago 4
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WashingMachine, I can't believe you made that account to make a joke that wasn't even funny.
toastyman111 2 years ago
I've had this account since April 14th 2009.
And my apologies for not amusing you mr. high and mighty.
WashingMachine0 2 years ago 5
It was funny, you are not.
jem7992 2 years ago 2
I can't believe your ex wife was actually that hot, but your videos are hysterical. This is one of the funniest yet.
taveuni13 2 years ago 4
Wonderful.
hadleystirrup 2 years ago
Genius!
jackta101 2 years ago
Love that british humor, so dry yet deep. In America poor graham would have been pink because his wife stuffed him in the wash with the sheets.
AliceinWonderlandzz 2 years ago
Your writing is gold right now mate. Keep it up!
AJRichardson1981 2 years ago
wow! your ex-wife was hot
eurabio 2 years ago
She was hot before she got fat!
SeranAki 2 years ago
Graham, perhaps if you put yourself in the wash with the colours you might get a bit of pink in your cheeks?
whetutu 2 years ago
Very, VERY Good! Love this dude! Clever! (I'm jealous of your script talent!)
millerlawnrx 2 years ago
haha brilliant!!
totally didnt' see the racist thing coming!
pure gold!
lustreboy 2 years ago
genius.. good work fella.
TheGolder247 2 years ago
ur a nutta grahame - i tried ur argument too and got exactly the same reaction.
fbridge 2 years ago
graham, your ex-wife looks worthy of the spray! is she available?
lennyhipp 2 years ago
OMG ROFLMAOPIMP
PFTECHMETAL 2 years ago
Pigment-based apartheid??? Oh, that is so bad. You really know how to kick up a row to the next level, eh? Racist about sheets--too much. I'll try to remember this video next time I get bent out of shape about whites and colored laundry getting mixed together. Thanks for the mirror, TGB.
laraesque 2 years ago
why are you such a racist HAHAHAHAA
boosh1988 2 years ago
Show your ass
xXAkridXx 2 years ago
Ha ha. I like how his first response to the screaming was to consult the internet lol.
JustJohn85 2 years ago