riley martin... friend of the aliens

[MyHeadHurts79]

You'd think Riley would listen to Howard's hours of audio of him and attempt to make a conscious effort not to say "uuuuuh" so often. But on the other hand, what fun would THAT be?

[mrbobawesome]

"You fuckin' dork!"

[DrMotorDude]

"Look, look mufuckuh, I'm not Jay Leno witta big box jaw. I am not David Letterman who looks like a god damned demented squirrel.."

OMG you could not hire a TEAM of writers to come up with shit that funny.

[recordman64]

I'd like to try some of whatever weed Riley is smoking!

[flyingtorpedo]

"I am Riley Martin a phenomena that has never transpired before"

[notbendable]

"...David Letterman... who looks like a demented squirrel"

XD

[danielcarverkkk]

old rileys one of the few good niggers,called a self-loathing nigger,like my favorite cartoon character from the boondocks

[Dibrini]

Riley could have been a superstar with that tune back in 1983.

[greenhornet59]

Has Riley's Urine been tested for Alien Gonorreah?

[itsoverjohnny]

O-Nee-Sayer-Wann

[smog900]

uhhhhh now looky here...uhhhh give riley uhhhh more money..uhhhh he deserves it..uhhh at least i think so...uhhhh ciao for now ..uhhhh mother fuckers!!

[rodgerahearn]

I'll punch you in your ahhhhhh beaver teeth motherfucker ahhhhhhhh

[zeluchamaru]

now, ahhhhh...you understand?

[zeluchamaru]

now, ahhhhh...you understand?

[cass7206]

lol 'which are obviously reptilian...' my fav riley martin quote

[getorphan]

Long live Raelians which are obviously reptilian...

[theduderinok]

be nice to Riley.. he is a good person and very cool

[oregonmark]

lol

[ChinaCatSunflower72]

O-Qua Tangin Wann

[blastedontape]

why? this sucks.

[Ganoosh2]

put this on howard tv