"Punch A Baby"

[JimmyUrineLovr]

Is Matt naked?!?

[PaigeToxicSlaughter]

I Miss this swifty</3

[corynchips]

All you girls, don't lie. You only like him cause he takes off his shirt for the youtubes. lol jk

[BabyBoo6338]

Ur HOT like seriously

[noeffingidea]

OHMYGOSH ITS JULY 9TH 3 YEARS LATER! AHH (:

[TheRockergirl82]

@noeffingidea You know....2009+3 is actually 2012. It's only 2011....

[noeffingidea]

@TheRockergirl82 hahahahaha (: I feel so dumb.

[TheRockergirl82]

@noeffingidea It's all good xD

[doodlepop12]

Babe-3!

[kklooey]

Shave Plz ;)

[00madbox00]

yay another weird, shirtless video!

[freezefire1220]

Your tat is sweet! and the vid is blurrrrrrrry!!

[freezefire1220]

Your tat is sweet!

[1luvstweety]

ive been watching you for 2 and a half hours-its 1:22 am 3/10/11 omg ur so hilarious! thank you for keepin me awake while finishing this lab report! so tiredd.. love your awsumness!

[MrSupermuffinman]

what did you say? i couldn't hear you over your sexiness :D hawt hawt hawt...

[blackviolence31]

Im Taking a sail boat ride inside his watery blue eye's O_O

[Cheeseburger13579]

haha "hayden panties" LMFAO

[pinkbunnyfoo]

This was posted 1 day after mah birthday!

[SkunkCake]

@pinkbunnyfoo It was posted ON my Birthday :D

[pinkbunnyfoo]

@SkunkCake Cool

[oreolicious7]

oh matt. you make me smile. not just because you say sumthin funny nd i laugh, but also coz ur vids make me happy xD btw wats the name of the song? im in love with it

[MimiGoesRawr]

"i liek pawtay"

LMFAOOO!

[HeatherFREAKK]

I like your tattoo!

& Oh yeah I like you too :3

[taylorD22097]

ergg you look sexii with and without glasses!! im jelous o;

[MangoMustang]

My birthday is July 8th lol

[SarahLovesCheese7509]

July 9th is mah birfday :D merry almost Christmas ^_^

[theemogurl1989]

He is so cute

[greasersarecool]

i think im in love with him!! XD

[MevsGoliath]

@deltajwhiskey4 I hope this isn't directed at Swifty. And a persons sense of humor is completely subjective to many factors including their upbringing and their sanity..

[deltajwhiskey4]

dude youre gay get a life and a sense of humor epic fail at life

[BroSki267]

@deltajwhiskey4 Tell him to get a life this nigga prolly gets more poontang in a day then you will in your life kido Let your balls drop or hell will drop his blue hairy ones on your face

[alythegr8]

@deltajwhiskey4 f you.

[calliecatTV]

I like how no body even comments on how you're not wearing a shirt.

[NightQueen1313]

note to humans: never ask matt to baby sit XD

[Damnorwegian]

try to talk norwegian in a video, use me:P or google transalates for help:):) (use me)

[Wootitbecady]

omg shirtlessness!!!!!!!!!!

[AlexEvanslvr666]

u ru so fucked up w/ this whole punchin babies thing XD

[pineappleowls]

punch babies and them make sandwiches outta them.

that's what I do when I'M bored.

[Omgawshable]

you say retarded to much.

my brothers retarded.

coool -_________-

[Jazminsolorio28]

lol punch babies

[paintingskylines]

I admit i'm a fangirl, hands down>.<

[Hanthorness]

@paintingskylines same here... hahaha

[123cutie123angel]

sexy tattoo and pretty eyes, ur so hot!!!!!



[shortsandskinnies13]

SEXY ARM TATTOO

[PivotMast3rLol]

He must've thought he was Irish :[)

0:52

[3NOMNinjas]

I'm a twitter whore. I love you!

[HeatherFreakout0]

this video kept freezing :/

[doomheart86]

idky but every video makes me smile no matter if its funny or not youll always make me smile:)

[ashbashandkkk]

The things i would do to youu. ;)

[MelanieFoSho]

@ashbashandkkk I lol'd. :D

[Saint0Misty]

oh he said my first name >///< it's hayden <3

[Thejosse41]

july 9 is my Birthday

[brianajuh]

it doesnt have to make sense, your re-tard-ed

[MIML95]

PANA-TEE-AIR :D

[R0nnie67]

i like ur tattoo... this video was uploaded 1 day after my birthday :P

[R0nnie67]

i like ur tattoo

[iamjessicaish]

you are NOT retarded. ur hot. very. with sexy hair and sexy eyes and sexy sexiness even.

[AngieLouise23]

oh baby you looking good! haha i love you matt!

[knails]

i love ur tat

[darkfrog5]

OMG i love your eyes!

[TheBlasianPrincess]

Yew tawk cuyntreh XD lol ur funny

[XoxBelllaJXox]

i think you look cyoot with your facial hurr :D

[MasterbationMaura]

omg, im pretty sure me and u have the same color eyes lol....ur eyes are uhhh-mazing:) ur totally hott

[PITCHBLACKRAINBOWXXX]

swiftkaratechop and makemebad35 in the same room? O=

haha, I love you both /// and shane dawson! ;DD

[Ashchethem]

I LOVE your tattoo. ;D

[DwightWm]

you rock

[XxNikki53xX]

beard=fucken hot xD

[HollyJSinclair1]

its doesnt have to make sense you are r3tard3d

[tynetta91]

your beard is soooo sexy! <3

[LaFemmeDemon]

@tynetta91 damn straight it is!!!

[mickeymouseluver123]

@tynetta91 sike

his beard makes me hate him

but his hair is so SEXY

[tynetta91]

@mickeymouseluver123 oooh don't say that. but anyways, it's just a matter of tastes. i actually love his beard. i think he is the sexiest with it. and his hair... i don't really care about his hair LOL.

[spritedblue]

bluest eyes ever. no wonder you get soooo much fangirls.

[soccergirl42lolz]

@spritedblue actually yeah his eyes are suuuper pretty but ian hecox from smosh has prettyer eyes

[spritedblue]

@soccergirl42lolz ian has longer eyelashes. swifty has more color.

[soccergirl42lolz]

@spritedblue true

[soccergirl42lolz]

@spritedblue but ian has a FREAKING AWESOME BEARD!!!!

[spritedblue]

@soccergirl42lolz yes he does.

[XxmcrfreakxX1]

@soccergirl42lolz Swifty is THE cutest!!! then Anthony from Smosh then Ian from Smosh!

[childsplayfan123]

@spritedblue i have bluer eyes

[MegaOnionRings]

@spritedblue I thought it was the fact he isn't wearing a shirt

[greenday2themax]

@spritedblue I prefer brown/black eyes.

Sorry Matt it's true, but your still hot. =D

[tastethefrikenrainbo]

you guys did the 7/8/09 thing on mai birthday =D coolio

[RiotBane]

Hayden Panties.

[peytonrox12]

when you were doing that hand swishy thing iit looked like you had red nail polish. lolz

[rachelMrogers16]

you have fuckin' awesome hair and you should not shave more often i like it :) lol.

and you're funnnnnnny!

[bandgeek13287]

Haha it's pronounced hayden Penn A Tee Air lol

[kittykat2120]

ilove you beth copper is like really stupid!!!

anyways do yhu want to hang out with your wang out

rock out with cock out

and jam out with your clam out!!

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

@kittykat2120 omg lol

[MsTalkshitgethit]

in the begining sounded like you said retardick lol.ILY!

[IssyRedbird]

Remember in that one video where you said, "My lipgloss be poppin!"? Well....your eyes, they be poppin. Makes no sense but it's true!

[TheSOurSweetGOne]

our baby would look good! haha jk i never tried it cause im not a creep

[Imaloveyou100]

Your eyes are beautiful

[FredFan2961]

didja forget o shave also i NOW follow u 6/27/10 7:27 pm ahahha

[BeckyLucindaa]

bruno is shit -_- i have it on dvd

[alecnovella]

song name?

[dajorge195]

tattoo?

[ShelBeccah]

Luv ut tatoo

[tialuvsryan]

My birthday is July 9th.! Woooop.

[IssyRedbird]

Your eyes are VERY blue in this video, which is a good thing. :D

[AppleStop2Go]

im not crazy!Jack is. O_o

[oceanbreeze1998]

you'd make a great dad who actually has the GIFT of being able to say haydens last name!¡!¡

[cutecat307]

Not funny no affence

[shosho368]

@cutecat307

you cant spell...

hah

thats funny

[TheBenjy656]

dude wear a shirt were not gay!!!.... well at least not all of us

[JTIanEater]

@TheBenjy656 i am =]

[zongshen2ninja]

fag

[izzy8d2]

@zongshen2ninja ....shut the fuck up?

[msmagic15]

matt!!! i miss your hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Unicornzilla]

umm that kid with the devil's hair : O

[tuckinyoface]

holy crap its the tatoo from ur vid i am gay and... BEASTIALITY just felt like doin that

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

@tuckinyoface yew hob knocker XD

[NYKYify]

sati iau moti an pl de fraier asta e film de bagat pe you tube

[NSNjanedoe]

OMG HES NAKEDD!!! tee hee

[UMPHNYMPHO]

is it me or does swift karate chop look alot whiter and older....

[hitsuguyaishot]

i think you should know tht i did tht baby thing with you and magen fox who is extremely hot (no im not lez im bi!!!)

[musicxandxdancing]

lol haha omg my bro like 2 call her hayden panties in the air haha:P...thats messed up,that aint funny,i am ashamed=[

[xxHardkorex]

july 10th is my birthday :D

[harrypotterfan101000]

5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG

does it refer 2.....

A: a sandwitch  ooorrr.....

B: male prostitution ;)

[murderliarvengeance]

Ok I really want to see your full tattoo. It looks awesome!

[valonvlogs]

2:20 he looks like a zombie

[trueglowstickfashion]

Panettiere*  (pan-et-ear) :L

[trueglowstickfashion]

Bruno was actually the most vile film I've ever seen. I love you beth cooper is good though (Y) it's hayden pennetiere (pen-et-ear) xD

[ranimoor]

you remind me of my best friend tess, but she's not as hot as you :)

hahaha

[Paneatix]

0:56-0:59

Nhahahahah

[Mawok666]

i actually went to Bruno when i was fifteen with my fourteen year old friend XDD is that saying something about australian theatres??

[vampiress1044]

ur tatoo is BITCHIN!

[Mrcheese531]

your not a loser if u were a loser then why do all my friends what to do you?

[josephvanfreeman]

you look like an entirely different person in this video

[kORYmENTINK]

If only I knew then u wud b there and if I were older than 12 at the time lolz

U rock

P.S. Penis

[MsXxEmoXxPrincessXx]

Awesome tattoo =D

[trixarenowpuffs]

Yew shouldve came to my bday party in NJ on July 11.. That would have been the BEST birthday ever.. (:

[ClassicFREAKSHOW]

I want your tattoo!

[RomanSoldier13]

penis.

[9tailedfox96]

@RomanSoldier13 vagina.

[RomanSoldier13]

@9tailedfox96 ovaries.

[9tailedfox96]

@RomanSoldier13 testicles.

[Waluiginumberone]

@RomanSoldier13 I love how you said penis and your comment got 69 thumbs ups. XD

[RomanSoldier13]

@Waluiginumberone OMFG I'm FAMOUS!!!! jk haha I just now noticed that! fucking crazy. XD

[MIML95]

@RomanSoldier13 dick.

[RomanSoldier13]

@MIML95 cock-a-doodle-doo.

[carebear2232]

@RomanSoldier13 I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard.

[xImNotNormal]

i know!

ur room mate is Damian -> makemebad35 !

[xMixNguyenx]

lol i saw the baby picture. it looks like a mini brad pitt xD

[13krg]

if you pause it at 0:20 he looks evil

[Epistinimically]

if you don't pause it he doesn't

[uen131]

no, no he doesnt

[iYang531]

lol he does but he is still cute XD

[X1Emin3m]

MADD fuckin hott! Damn...

[Paulgriepp4]

dude the music has a tappin noise and i was wearin headfones so i thought someone waz tappin on m headfones...just thought u need 2 no that lawl

[AliCiaMarieeXD3]

i used to be obsessed with him..

Hes soooo fckn hot. i just wanna pour mustard all over his hairy body and lick it off, like....i would rlly do that......... but not mustard.....chocolate (:

[AnonimosArtist]

Pan-et-tea-air. Hayden Panetierre. It's easier to pronounce if you know french

[Adhc121]

shave the stash!!!! rofl just kidin it's cute

[conversesplatter123]

why isnt he wearing a shirt? lol

[WhiteTigerPanda]

Just what i was thinking!

[iLoveMyDS]

Why not?

[conversesplatter123]

:) he IS hot.

[GarrettConant1000]

He kind of looks like a mix of Smosh.

[abbalonie123]

ha, twitter whore! shane dawson! :D

[saralaneinsane]

I seriously thought this was going to be a video about the phrase "punch a baby".... where you yell at people who say that. haha

Glad it wasn't.

I say that alot. :p

[midwestsbabydoll]

why do people from the south say kon fu instead of kung fu?

my nanas from mississippi and she says kon fu just like u.

[yo8tud]

haha...twitter whore :P

[3nvoy]

you got one of the best youtubers as your roommate lol

[NecroFornication]

Hahaha I love to punch babys!

[unfortunitseventeen]

@DevilsJester13

I punch babys bitch.

[crazysceneflamingo]

in the side bar it says to check out ur shirts y would u tell us to check them out if ur not even wearing a shirt

[dudetjj17]

lol like ur tattoo but the beard mustache thing isnt workin 4 u

[filipino4life1115]

@DevilsJester13 nigga i punch babys

[GolliItsHolli]

sweet severed arm.

i remember the good old days when you used to stand in your room and talk awkwardly about your lack of a sex life.

good times.

[TheHobillies]

that baby is very beautiful lol

[disaterouslyXlovely]

why arent you wearing a shirt?

[CoolMags321]

is that a tatoo???

[loooljoe]

@CoolMags321 yes

[awsomeman26]

8=D look at that closely it turns into something lol

[overloadpk]

6--6 = ^__^ = =? ==? == ? 7? =7& = &-D = ==

[MaciasPMovieReviews]

My New Year's Resolution, isn't really a resolution, but I'm definitely 100% gonna do it, it's to raise a SHITLOAD of money, and go to the gathering they'll have this year, no matter where it is, no matter how expensive, I'M GOING!