IGN Weekly 'Wood - New Batman Villain & Star Wars TV News - IGN Weekly 'Wood: 05-26-11

[chaosdino]

Muppets treasure island



[mandingo8012]

Lucas u Fag make a new starwars movie

[metalfenix11]

JARJAR BINKS ROCK!!! Even in 2D!!!!

[DEVILxMAYxCRYx5]

id like a new star wars movie. but thts never happening

[Finalzoz]

Does anyone else find it slightly....dunno how to say it.....TOO MUCH when she says " Hey!, Its time for some WOOD! ", anyone?!?

[mourajini]

she doesn't hate her. I think she s just sick! Her voice is a bit different.

[rhinnawi95]

@mourajini yeah, it's probably allergies

[lotusjeeistheman]

I have a HUGE CRUSH on Jessica Chobot!!!

[MrLancekain]

It's not economically feasible!?! WTF George Lucas!?! You have more money than Jesus and you have milked the Star Wars franchise dry. The least you could do is pump some extra money into this tv show for the fans. You should probably hire some good writers too because your writing skills have gone to pot!

[FireRupee]

@MrLancekain Well, it IS California..

[majoricehole]

I still don't remember much of what she says. Just watching her more than clips to the left of her.

[Mentalist1x1x]

@majoricehole Kind of like Julia Hardy :p

[MitchellXVII]

Thanks Jessica Chobot for giving me my weekly wood! (if you know what i mean).

[HaloReachSpot]

She looks so tired and bored of her job at IGN.

[SHRIRAMrock]

She looks so tired. not so lively as b4. :(

[BADassDANTE]

I like the WOOD LOL

[gardonasta]

Watched this on morning... I just got my WEEKLY MORNING WOOD.

[Rholen44]

1:23 made me laugh sooo hard !!!! XD

[TheMasterFozzy]

@Rholen44

What, Jess' face after saying Jaja, LOL! I know right! Hysterical Stare :)

[deeppurple28]

This chic is WAAAY Hotter than that stuck up uptight Cunt Megan Fox!

[AchievementOverload]

@deeppurple28 what does Megan fox even have to do with Jessica Chobot?

[deeppurple28]

@AchievementOverload Someone asked me a certain question. That's all! This chic is hotter though!

[AchievementOverload]

@deeppurple28 oh ok. and i agree. maybe not hotter than megan fox from 3-4 years ago, but definitely the current megan fox. i dunno how she got less hot over time but wutever.

[GoldenEagleutube]

José Padilha for the win! Wolverine de elite..

His name is not pronounced like that by the way...It's in portuguese not spanish.

[HatOfWisdom]

Jessica Chobot hates her job at IGN.

[KratosDivine]

@HatOfWisdom More like, she hates doing these videos because millions of geeky, perverted and inmature people talk all kind of nonsense over the coment section of each video she appears in.

I didn't care much at first but it's kinda getting old and annoying...

[HatOfWisdom]

@KratosDivine I didn't specify so there's no need to correct me.

I do however agree with what you said.

Happy Memorial Day.

[Mudatthir]

@HatOfWisdom True. Look a the joy on her face. Lol

[dmoney60100]

its time for some wood hahaha, jess your promoting these kinds of comments.

[NewtonsStudent]

show us your asshole

[trocoman]

Free Shit = 360. They must love PC Gaming

[cosmicsmasher]

Whats been wrong with Jessica lately? She looks so tired and worn out. Shes on drugs. SO HOT!

[stfuenviousnoob]

i think the right part of her face is falling off.

[stfuenviousnoob]

what's wrong with her face.

[90alexarroyo]

R2 D2 YEAAA.

[Goldcrest7]

Dude... I'm a 15 your virgin who's horny 24/7 and I'm not nearly as fucked up as you are!

[maffia440]

I'l say it

I am lonely 15 year old virgin that is horny 24/7 and I want to have sex with jess

Now i am allowed to say it..........and she got nice tits

Thumbs up

[residentevil808]

why she aint doing fix no more.

[nsns12129]

press 9 for free shit

[SagittariusCorp]

@GVCFTRCVYVT Overweight? What do you mean?

English is not my native language, do you mean I am obese? Because I'm not.

[ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO]

Jessica, you are the only one who can handle my Weekly Wood! If you know what I mean!

[werewolfgirl1995]

i cant believe the hangover ever got a sequel and I'm tired of all the perverted comments,it's disgusting and degrading.she could have a husband and kids for all you know but that probably wouldn't change a thing for you pigs

[CleverDjembe]

@werewolfgirl1995

She has a husband, no kids. I don't care.

[LILDONOVANXX]

keep pressing 5....

[LILDONOVANXX]

i'm just waiting for the day ign finally makes her say a sex joke

[HenNgTr]

how many x-men movies are there!?!?!

[alucardd8]

Jess!!!!!!!!! We miss you at the Daily Fix!!!!

[madregold2]

My favorite pirates movie of all time is the original Treasure Island. It should be the standard for all pirates movies.

[UltimateUnknown]

Are you fucking kidding me, "Weekly Wood"?

IGN has to be trolling.

[THGHOST2010]

Every time Jess "it's time for some wood", she dies a little inside.

[kassh]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[TimeSplittersChimp]

I have a little boys willy and it makes me hate on people hahahahha I'M A LITTLE FAGGOT CUNT WITH NO GIRL AND I SHIT MY PANTS WHEN I SEE PARROTS

[Rholen44]

1:23 made me laugh sooo hard!!!! XD

[Rholen44]

1:23 made me laugh sooo hard!!!! XD

[Silenttalker22]

George Lucas crapped out 2 "new" Star Wars movies that were almost unwatchable, and barely passable, respectively. Then he just dodged the bullet and made Revenge of the Sith kinda good, with a few glaring birth defects. Time to let Star Wars die on that acceptable note before he butchers it any more.

[theandroids]

Chobot makes a welcome appearance and the little perverts come out the wood work.

No wonder she's off doing other sh**

[forceunleasher]

I thought Star Wars is going to be on Blu-ray,not 3D Blu-ray :D:D:D that's so cool I'll buy it

[allhailshadow21]

@forceunleasher its not blu-ray 3d its 3d in movie theathers

[forceunleasher]

@allhailshadow21 really? they are going to put them in theathers again?all episodes? oooo that's so coool 10x for the info man,I don't know if you are sure what you are talking about....

[allhailshadow21]

@forceunleasher george himself said it theyll release phantom menace sometime in 2012 and theyll keep going 1 movie per year

[xmonke55]

other then jessica, this show is pretty pointless, all they need is the daily fix

[Lexman00]

Wow, this women hardly has any breast, and she looks so skinny too. Am I looking at the same mediocre looking women as everyone else, or are you guys just pulling my leg with all these comments about her being really pretty? I'm new to IGN, but I've been wondering for a while if you guys really are serious? Especially since you guys complain about her not being in the daily fix. I'm so confused as to the truth on this matter.

[izzwan88]

JESS COME BACK TO DAILY FIX!!!

[McPherson93]

UWE BOLL TO DIRECT THE WOLVERINE! THAT IS A WINNING COMBO!

[dre2you]

she looks terribly distressed, like she was slapped right before they started recording.

[TheKingOfRuckus]

Glad to see Jessica Chobot again, it's been a while:).

[psknives]

she seems tired :(

[MrJofraga323]

she gave me my weekly wood

[trocker92]

how come jess dosent do the daily fix any more

[WootWoW6]

Jar Jar can choke on meesa bombad dick.

[Nbxcortez]

She can like my wood

[Obesity500]

jessica is back!!!!

[OnlyGodCanJudgeMe808]

I'm in the Wolf pack. 

[elimanning59]

Damn she looks fine in that sweater

[Chad0980]

God i love jess XD

[MemberOfTheOrder]

Cheers Jess for the Weekly Wood. =]

[ralfietv]

I wish Jess would gimme my daily fix than weekly wood.

[DarthCricketMan567]

fuck u, i loved jar jar

[BoyNamedSue4]

why does Bane look like Noob from MK?

[LeChevalierduLys]

My favorite Pirate Movie is Princess Bride... Or Cutthroat Island, But its been a while so my recollection might be off lol

[sheadr05]

WHAT THA FU*K IGN FANS TYPE PEOPLE?? (anyone get the reference??)

[LeChevalierduLys]

@sheadr05 Philip DeFranco

[FirstStrikeProducton]

Justin Lin is the obvious choice

[ImSoPro52]

jess come back too daily fix

[ATOMICxRAVE]

I thought that skull was a bong at first

[TheFern91]

Hey Chobot can you give me a morningwood? 

[master1820461]

2011

[MrHartyBoy01]

hahaha she said wood ',:D

[ManWithFreedom]

fucken hell im over xmen first class

[Zeldaschampion]

Her voice still isn't sounding so great. Wtf did she do to her throat?

[RandomShinigami7]

I came here for Bane.

What you do with this information is your own business...

[ETLyrics1]

There was a Star Wars TV show?

[JyeSherwell]

@ETLyrics1 Yeah it was first spoken of back when Episode III was about to be released.

[turtledefender]

@ETLyrics1 A live on? There where a lot a cartoons, but was it live action.

[snowman2149]

Masturbating to this is better than masturbating to porn

[Player7052]

ok,time for some wood?i have one of those type things such.Yey for me, made a sex joke

[12mramr]

bradley cooper looks bored out of his ass

[jicaley]

Show us you minge love! Lol

[AndrewzProduction896]

Well, I like to pirate movies. Does that count?

[werewolfgirl1995]

@SagittariusCorp thank you for having some decency

[Taz86]

@SagittariusCorp your English sucks. fuck off.

[SagittariusCorp]

@Taz86 Because English is not my native language, maybe?

Anyway I don't really care, I still think my English is decent.

[Solar000Knigth]

@SagittariusCorp You sir made my day i lol'd

[phoenixgate789]

where are the grandpas?

[B3nj4m1nB]

sounds like she says minge if you click 3 constantly

[PoodoSRB]

omg x] just love that last smile you make

[yohanZ95]

Press 3 repeatedly to hear Jess say Ninja!

[KryptoWolf]

"I just got my weekly wood"!!

I had to go buy some for my fire.... gets cold when you live alone =(

[KryptoWolf]

your all little perverts!!!..... ever heard of pornography? I hear it's good!!

[curryhead100]

ive got wood...

[FilMarck]

@MrStefanbefresh *an actual girl

[GeneralNfG]

Jess: It's time for some wood

*puts on marine suit and takes a cigar"

"Hell it's about time"

yeahhhhhhhh

[Mint45Devil]

giggidy giggidy goooo

[bajs47m16]

why give a xbox and not a ps3? IGN are xbox fan boys...

[DZAunited]

beep fail

[bajs47m16]

@brandonw1693 haha true comment lol when u get wood u cant stop haha

[DZAunited]

@brandonw1693 that is really disturbing mister

[wrllovemen]

First hangover was the best but the second was good

[Jatsun95]

FOR EVERY PERV OUT THERE !

- GOOGLE ''Jessica Chobot''

Enough saying :)

[Jatsun95]

I had the greatest comment to make, if those 2 granpas were in this whole video (like in the tumbnail) My comment was

''Guess i wont be getting my weekly wood''

But, Jessica came, and i couldnt make that line !! FUCK YOU JESS -.-

[rootbeermcgee]

wtf where are the grand-dads??

[Zenshiro14]

@brandonw1693 masturbase to her? she not even hot lol

[FilMarck]

Damn I received an email from a Nigerian saying I'd receive a free copy of LA Noire but it never arrived. -.-"

[idkmybffjill258]

I refuse to believe any and all Harry Poter news IGN unveils

[KoujiKabuto]

jess looks cute in pink ^_^ nomnomnomnom

[bullhatesu]

She said like the wood.....

[tuty94fruty]

finally a video from IGN that was worth watching...

[fierable]

the first one

[Croxyndul]

snoresville.

[WolfWhite95]

Love the look on 1:22 :D

[MURCIELAGOpilot]

just cleaning my keyboard.

[chrismayvery]

first everyone thougth chobot was hot now she annoys everyone??

[KoujiKabuto]

@chrismayvery its a love hate hate love thing with people....kinda like a bad girlfriend who leaves without saying anything then pops up outta nowhere saying she`s pregnant with your child

[chrismayvery]

@KoujiKabuto hahahaha true but stupid xD u a boy or a girl? caus if u a girl wtf you doing watchign this xD

[cfitz94]

Jessica makes these videos into PG porno's... ;)

[SamHain1031666]

The hangover 2 got 2 stars on Empire, huge dissapointment, they say its not even worth watching lol

[Sevmarick]

OMG JESS! were did you go?

[KILLERThreeSixNine]

dont you love it when the bleep is between the letters so you can still hear the word! free sh*bleep*it

[starcraftBR]

Hey Kimberly Pink Ranger.... ohh i mean Jess

[TheDamnamazing]

she swore :D i like it

[waffleleg]

Bradley Cooper there playing with his fingers

[Eleft]

i have more boobs than jess

[GameAddictDude]

@Eleft good for you!!!!

[DavijoBoy]

I guess Jess figured there was less perverts watching these videos so decided to do them instead. lol

[TheBigDod96]

301th :D

[xxxangelxxxxx]

holy shit Jess is alive :O

[ltkirby1989]

@xxxangelxxxxx ...do yourself a favour. go to yesterdays daily fix (the one posted on youtube...not the one on the ign website) and search for my comment that relates to jess and why shes been away. im tiered of explaining it to people over and over again.

[xxxangelxxxxx]

@ltkirby1989

I know why she's away... I made that comment from an ign videos perspective.

[Nielsen700]

This show always reports old news.

[SneakyThunder]

Really you described James Mangold as the Director of Knight and Day when he did movies like Walk the Line and 3:10 to Yuma?

[iSick1e]

@SneakyThunder lolol did you notice you did like a double whammy on the video just now? the length of the video was 3:10 so if you clicked on it the video is over and you don't have to hear the madness xD

[jruby9109]

Am I the only one who thinks the hangover guys all look like they hate each other?

[Gowatch3kb]

@cynexist yea if ur drunk

[Vashester]

here's a thought: instead of a 3D version, how about redirect that money to the TV show?...Lucas old boy, u keep dustying our eyes...

[90122123769462375608]

Talk is cheap Lucas ((~*{

[SirRevso]

Is the new Pirates film good?

[agb015mudkip]

@SirRevso no

[Nielsen700]

@SirRevso It's OK.

[cynexist]

jessica is hotter then fuck

[whitsnake8]

ROFL. "It's time for some wood"

[JJchoy1593]

okay no tv shows fine but is battlefront 3 too expensive too huh?

[storm9ification]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest

[iSick1e]

I came here just because I saw grandpas on the thumbnail and I was very dissapointed when it was Jessica Chobot :(

[Tygas15]

@iSick1e Are you........................gay XD

[WeeeWhooo]

pirates.....

[mitchel301]

it's time for some wood ^^ 

[BlueSocksandSodaPoP]

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