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  • art work on the box looks good xD

  • I watched the movie because I was bored, it's fucking awful. Effects are absolute shit. Acting is horrifying. Nothing good about it.

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in 100,000,000,000 BC!

  • The poor dinosaur animation

  • I dared watching this movie... That was one of the greatest mistakes of my life.The idea and the story are not too bad, but the actors and special effects are just fail.

  • 0:23 fail scream

  • 2 words: Epic fail

  • I bet if they showed this movie to someone from 100,000,000 bc they would think it's shit.

  • @gregg1944553 Why you show Kronk this?

  • Yotobi, dove sei????

  • even the click on the play-button is a waste of time. when u read Paul Bales as the writer, don't watch the movie, 80% of the youtube vids are better than his films..

  • 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000, thousand millon BC

  • BAD BAD BAD

  • 0:32 OMG ma sono armi della WWII quelle, mica tanto moderne.......... -.-

  • They went back in time, sneezed, and the dinosaurs all died because their immune system couldn't handle it. A much better sounding plot than this crap.

  • Give me a 50 bmg rifle and i kill him from 1km far

  • Los gráficos están hechos con Paint...

  • They picked a fitting actor for this movie, Michael GROSS

  • 0:19

  • its funny beause in the movie they went back in time to 70000 milllion bc which shows thay cant even get their story right event though its printed on the box. lol

  • This movie is shit.

    The story is shit.

    The effects are shit.

    The actors are shit.

    The characters are shit.

    This trailer is shit.

    It does fuel dorks with a dino fetish though.

  • @Neovenator231 your mum is shit

  • @krazykamal23 Great huh?

  • WTF! Did they download the CGI program for free off the internet! I can't even say it sucks, no one could put into words how incredibly bad this movie looks! How many people even bothered to see this?!

  • Hm, this movie is supposed to be set in the present day. So why exactly are the Soldiers at 0:33 equipped with WW2-Vintage Uniforms and Weapons?

  • eu ja vi este filme é uma bosta caramba

  • I saw it, and it has the most torcherous most stereotypical "squad leader" ever. His dialogue and voice is just..... fuckload of assbutts.

  • this movie sucks so much i watched it on google and wasted bout an hour 30 mins of my life

  • Just shoot the damn thing. It's not Godzilla, it will die if you shoot it.

  • haha, i didnt no enyone of those acters

  • @ande320 They were "A" actors who became "B" actors, LOL

  • best asylum movie..really..its somewhat watchable! and that is a huge word!

  • the movie is good for an asylum movie

  • some one please make a fan made trailer....this trailer sucks....and its not a rex another utuber said it was a carcharadontosaurus

  • man this is worst than transmorphers lol

  • i love asylum i dont know why, people think this ripped of from 10,000 bc, HOW. and if it was 100million BC is much better

  • the T.X. is actually from 64 million B.C.

  • At first, everyone mistook the T-Rex for a republican. They both share the same primitive 100 million year old ideas.

  • @onedeadcat

    Did everyone also mistake the sauropod for a Democrat because of its tiny brain and huge piles of crap?

  • @DrThunder88

    Yes, but it was a Republican they mistook it for. Otherwise you're quite spot on. Run along now!

  • Wow like you need the army to kill just one t-rex.

  • id rather watch indian movies

  • 0:36

    It's so totally Seth Macfarlane.

  • lol why do they bother listing the stars names? Whose even heard of these people...I love Sci-Fi originals :)

  • bad movie

  • thats one hell of a fake rex... -.-

  • I dont think anything is worse than Savage Planet

  • look on the part when the soliders look at the apatosaurus, on its shoulder, you can see a large twig is sticking out. Cheap animation

  • @TheDollSoho In the actual movie, watch closely and at some point you'll spot a highway in the Cretaceous. Dinosaurs were more advanced than we thought. They were driving around in their Mustangs before the metorite hit. :)

  • By any chance... Would it be a Asylum production?

  • what a trashmovie ^^

  • This movie is BAD. Hilariously, horrendously, laughably, stupidly BAD. With extra BAD on top.

    I bought this clusterfuck for three bucks which I won't be getting back.

    On the other hand, if you have friends and a "bad movie night", I strongly recommend it- the huge globs of mistakes in this horrible joke make MST3King it easy as hell.

  • "More dangerous than...  anything!" LOL

  • sucked ass ....

  • they could do better 4 animation...

  • jajajaj a mejor miro cantinflasssssss

  • absolut grauenhafte Produktion, :D so ein schlechten Film sieht man selten :D :D

  • This is an actual film?

  • MY theory is that because you "already" traveled back in time, how can you change anything.

  • Why did they go back in time? Wouldn't that fuck up the present? Why wouldn't they go to the future and bring future technology to the present?

  • The point was to rescue a researcher who had gone back in time, and had no way of coming back.

    P.S. This movie was sooooooooooooooo bad.

  • Thanks. Was it Eight Legged Freaks bad or Transformers 2 bad?

  • I didn't even bother to see Transformers 2, so I'll go with Transformers 2 bad.

  • This is a bad movie. I looked till the end to see if i can find something good in ti that worth watching.

    NOTHING. 0/10

  • This is a "it's so bad it's good movie" one of the few that The Asylum ever puts out, their films are either the aforementioned category, or are inhuman abominations. I can't think of one that I would call "great".

  • hahahah whats up low budget haha

  • It Suck shit! LOL The fucking dinosaurs looked like paper have 12 year olds made this! LOL

    EPIC FAIL i saw the hole movie and it gets

    2/10

  • What are you saying? You forgot "minor" before 2. This movie is one of the greatest shits ever made!!!

  • awful

  • It's the worst movie I've ever seen. And i don't say that all the time. It's só dumb, there are no words.

  • 8-12 armed people with the headline "an elite military team" is sure hell not an elite... and certainly a bad way to start a trailer.

  • lol this trailer looks like shit

  • They stole that T-Rex roar from Dino Crisis! =O

  • they don't even use that roar in the movie, just this trailer. dunno y.

    ASYLUM SUCKS!

  • @gojirason count the game carnivores jurassic fight club loads of movies have the rex roar there

  • @gojirason + A crappy copy from the time portal in DC 2 ! :O

    It's a DC rip-off T_T

    BTW, This "squad" might be the T.R.A.T. team right ?? :D (I hate them)

  • Why the **** is Michael Gross in this? He is da BOMB! Burt Gummer is awsome

  • Michael Gross..bouaaaaahahahahahaha!!!

    why?WHY Gross???!!!

  • Epic fail!

  • Wow a Transformers: Beast Wars movie.

    :-P

  • its a giganotosaurus and a fuckin movie that stole the jurassic park t-rex roar

  • Home-made. 3d max studio. actors as well. all fake. all an illusion.

    but then again we all live in the Matrix...

  • FRANK, IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT

    (From the lost team, via cave painting)

  • this trailer makes snakes on a plane look like a 5000-oscar movie

  • what if in the end they were like "Lets just Nuke and forget CUZ THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUX XD"

  • Who the hell have the stomach to even begin to think the thought of releasing this shit?

  • They could have made the Dinosaurs look better but other than that it seems pretty cool, I guess.

  • this is shit lol

  • These kind of movies were what made the Nazis die in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  • hahaha!!!! this is shit :D

  • This has some of the worst animation since that nasal spray commercial with the bee.

  • yeah its fucking terrible, but have you seen mega shark vs octupus? if not type it in its even worse!

  • Oh I forgot about that one - who lets these incredibly shitty movies out of their 3DS Max folder?

  • no idea

  • lol

  • JoneKone95, you are my hero after that rant. OMG I love broken English.

  • The Dinosaurs are not good made, those are very unrealistic computer bullshits!!

  • "More dangerous then...anything"

    The script was obviously written by someone so talented they can only be described as the Michelangelo of words. Truly awe inspiring, words are his brush and movies are his canvas

  • A jet to a trex? really? thats like taking a Magnum to a ladybug

  • "Scientists discover time travel with horrible consequences"

    Yeah, to be a part of a stupid movie with amateur animations.

  • take your god damn pills HAHAHAHA

  • I hate that animation. Really sucks. Never gonna watch it!

  • This movie is funny, just because its so terrible.

  • Rated R for Retarded.

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  • fucking movie

  • hahaha funny crappy dino

  • Dino crisis, the movie! jajajajajjaja hahahahahhaha

    The game of PS1, in theathers now! hahahahaha

  • atched it. wasn't a bad movie but i give it a 4/10. but nice trailer 5/5

  • ....idk maybe it is, its gay dont watch it

  • this is not 100 million bc...its a different crappy movie ive seen b4, i just cant cant remember the name

  • This is 100 million bc, i´ve seen it (it´s horrible). Maybe you´re thinking about 10 000 bc witch is a higher budget movie.

  • but still sucked

  • WTF???

    the animation is CRAAAAAAAAP!!!!

    I've never seen a movie with such animation *pukes*

    CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP *pukes again* !!

  • fucking crap!! bad movie! omg.

  • haha, nice effects! :DDDDDD

    shit movie.

  • why?

  • WTF....omg....the ultra bad Movie!!....Especial Effects from microsoft Paint Brush.

  • "Especial Effects from microsoft Paint Brush"

    rofl

  • yes man, this is a ultra fuckin bad shit bitch wtf movie...

    gettings from Argentina...

  • Especial grammer from microsoft word

  • ok, so not only has this film got THE most shit graphics I've ever seen...especially in a 2008 film (they're so bad they look like they were made by a kid as a comic youtube video)...BUT...the storyline is BALLS! honestly...a Navy Seal team sent back to 70,000,000 BC...wtf? Then, there are cavemen...when humans didn't even exist back then (RESEARCH HONESTLY!). then there's the part with the Gigantosaurus in the future. no doubt ripped straight from 'The Lost World: Jurassic Park'. bollocks man.

  • omg!!!! its te winner of 22 oscars!!! XD

  • am i in hell?

  • thats the point, DarthRaiden666

  • did anyone notice that in the begining they have modern equipment and at 0:33 they look like allied soldiers from WW2

  • Saw this film and its a big pile of steaming dinosaur crap. Worst film I've seen in years!

  • Have you guys seem the blooper of the car going in reverse almost at the end of the movie instead of going forward...That's how bad the movie is...Even King Kong and Godzilla was a better movie with better effects...

  • It was better then expected, michael gross is awsome.

  • why do the soldiers wear WWII gear and weapons?

  • this movie.. jesus.. The worst film I have seen since Urban Menace and Plan 9 From Outer Space. The movie was shot without microphones, and the sound has been added later :D:D:D:D

  • Watch the original in it's entirety at flash-candy.

  • I watched this movie for the lulz, and it was terrible

  • lulz were had about half way through

    best movie ever

  • I cant understand that my bank wont give me a loan to buy a car but banks will loan people millions of dollars to make crap like this!?!?! Its just beyond me..

  • I dunno why, but I can't get enough of cheesey monster movies like this.

  • lol wow they should leave the dinosaur series to jurassic park... this is just terrible

  • gimme a break....

  • The roar is from Dino Crisis

  • i will never understand why people think its ok to release this kind of crap. it doesn't even have comedy value, its just crap.

  • This movie is crap. The dinosaurs looks like they've been taken directly from a Snes game.

  • WOW. That T-Rex-roar at 0:40 was hilarious. I sure hope it was meant to be.

  • what's the background music? I want it to play in my brain like that one SNL sketch.

  • I like that the T-rex sound sounds just like the T-rex in an old game called Carnivores (You hunt dinosaurs)

  • Yep, that's exactly what I thought of when I heard it roar. It even sounds like they lost some sound quality during the transfer.

  • yeh an elite military team they didnt kill 1 dino when they were n the past and yet the ppl who were alredy there killed like 5 dinos with arrows this movie is a peice of shit

  • the budget ended!

  • I have 2 words for this movie: BULL SHIT! The past minutes I saw, what many would call, the lamest rip-offs of all time: "Transmorphers", "War of the Worlds 2", "100 milion BC". What`s next? "3000, the idiots of Spartina"? ASSylum should realy take up porn and stop screwing up good movies.

  • Ive noticed all the movies by this film company SUCK.. they have a street racer one, war of the worlds 2. they ALL SUCK

  • budget

  • sound of T-rex ==> dino crisis (playstation 1)

    Graphisme of dinosaure ==> 0

  • i only saw about 5 minutes of the movie and it was the most poorly made movie i have ever seen!! it sucked ass

  • That was the worst POS movie I have ever seen.

  • the titles kinda gay

  • That movie #@^$ sucked.

  • why the fuck do they even bother to make such movies...sad...

  • what a waste of my money....never buy this movie....the dinosaurs don't even look as good as the Turok dinosaurs...and there was no main characters...just bunch of people gettin eaten by dinosaurs which don't even look like there gettin eaten....0/5 for rating....

  • most fucken retarded horrible movie ever...the dinosaurs look so crappy...it doesn't even compare to turok dinosaurs....don't waste your money with this movie...and i can't believe it's made in this new year....

  • this is so fucking fake movie!

  • DUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • its just another sci-fi channel original movie

  • I rented this movie from redbox, DAMN!! the graphic was painful, should've let

    my dog "chocolate-rain" on it

  • Bad special FX. Bad movie. THE DINOSAURS ARE TOTALLY LIKE XBOX(NOT 360) GRAPHIX!

  • SciFi channel keeps dishing out crappy movies every week. Why can't they hire the guys at ILM to teach these animators how to properly make a Rex walk?

  • movies like this make me wish Mystery Science Theater 3000 was still on air.

  • if you watched this movie past the frank it was not you're fault cave painting i pray for you're soul.

  • 00:32

    LOLZ

    fighting the Dinosaur with an arrow

    haahahahaha

  • Lol, I can't believe I had actually payed a $1 to rent this movie from redbox...

    I thought it was gonna be good from the cover...but I was horribly wrong.

    I mean this was in 2008...I think older sci-fi movies from like the 1970's was better than this crap.

  • no I don't agrre with you.....the effects on movies from the 1950's is better than this shit!

  • lol

  • lol, rented this from redbox too, they also made shitty "remakes" of i am legend, cloverfeild, and war of the worlds...

  • yup...its kinda sad that they can hardly come up with their own movie ideas...

    makes me wonder who was put in charge of producing all these movies...

  • +1

    I am at 58 mins and trying real hard to finish it to get my dollar's worth lol :/

  • lalwled! you bought this movie? I hope you made a mistake...

  • It was only a dollar and it looked cool! :'(

  • heh ok then. hope you enjoyed the movie as a bad comedy then... :P

  • wow, and at the end... people just stand there waiting to be eaten, then they main characters jump from a helicopter that's about 2 stories up and they're just fine... oh! and they out run the t-rex.

  • worst movie ever, jurassic park was made in the 90s and it did have better graphics than this, who the hell thought this could be considered a movie? this "movie" was a pile of shit.

  • wow...cheesy

  • the first jurassic park had better dinosaurs than that