Evolution part 5

[DesertStateNevada]

Ira - "Its gonna be okay Harry, cut him open lets get this thing!"

Harry - "Cut me open?! THERE GOES YOUR christmas gift judas!"

[Gypsymoon91]

THERE"S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICATE!!

[SuperKhalid9111]

Orlando Jones really looks like Jeff Goldblum!!!!!!!!!!!

[absurdny]

I hate when people have to leave comments of quotes. We know that one, we all just watched it too

[FTWLetsGame]

Because your nothing but a big fat monkey turd.

Win

[RMJ1984]

IM GOING IN MUDDA FUCKA UP THAT ASS"!!!

hahahaha

[breybrey2dajizzay]

1:05 all she needs is a good humpin! iiiiiraaaaa hahahahaaaaa orlando jones is toooooo funny with that!!!!!!!

[alwdreamer]

Okay how could they have gotten the fly out of the leg by going through the colon? He'd have needed surgery not forceps.

[Grahf]

I forgot Phil Dunphy was in this movie.

[FeelinErie]

''Almost there'' ''YOU'RE THERE!'' XDDD

[Minus42Zero]

Did anyone else think that it was stupid Barry was worried about champagne staining his pants so he wants to use dirty stagnant pond to clean his white pants? Every movie needs a dipshit to die first.

[SteveForteRio15]

That's the kind of rump you'd like to roast, the kinda motha you like to butter. lmao fkn hilarious!!

[mrfizch]

I want some icecream

ok, what flavor

does'nt matter its for my ass

[911Goofy]

What's that fly doing in my suit?

Looks like the backstroke.

[dll0990]

Hey that's the guy from iCarly!

[theciaram1]

@dll0990 Spencer :D or Jerry Trainor :L

[seanw23]

@theciaram1 at what scene? O_o

[911Goofy]

Holy 240p, batman

[lukeFDX]

rectally...

Noooooooooooooooooo!



[zwaitv]

In the Amazon are wiierd insects

[MrJayra210]

Ice cream, I want some ice cream!

-what flavor??

Don't matter it's for my ass!

LOL!!!

[someThinkingApe]

FACT: Every Alien movie leads to anal probing.

[UrSoMeanBoss]

LLLMMFMFAAAAOOO

[roscosity]

THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT

[MasonMachinima]

....What the hell is up with the music at 7:06 ??

Does the movie think it's home alone and it's just harmless antics?

A MAN IS BEING EATEN BY A F*CKING CROCODILE-FROG!

[SkorpionDubstep]

@MasonMachinima LOL.

[AngelBiLove]

"...rectally" xd best line ever

[Carlosmashiado]

ice cream lol

[thebigshots247c]

HAHAAHA FUNNNY ASS FILM

[pochalilloka]

LOL "THERES ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!"

[pochalilloka]

ahahaah "CUTE ME OPEN?.. there goes your christmas gift Judas!!!!"

[dll0990]

The guy from iCarly?

[dougmoerhoffman]

How the fuck did he get his hands on the creature?

[dougmoerhoffman]

It's too low quality to tell--is it Kiefer Sutherland at 6:00-6:30 ish?

[MrPs3hunter]

no deeper

[DoomAStiG007]

lulululululluulu-FLY

[steriods1992]

can i get you anything

an ice cream id like an ice cream

what flavour would you like

dosnt matter its for my ass

[CivicD]

haha ''ITS IN MY ASS'' LMAO!

[SupernaturalMiss123]

* tiny squeeky voice* nooooooo

[ShadowVector175]

Insted of Forsseps, Forasseps!

[Longder09]

Orlando Jones is great actor. "There is always time for lubrican"

[msturi01]

I love this movie!!!

[4EverDeadBorn]

"UUUUHHHHHH.... The tree just ate it......"

[adds099]

he was injured at work and it wasn't his fault, he can make a claim

[FENZO2362]

"im gonna have to amputate"

"dont let them take my leg"

"wait its heading for his testicles"

"TAKE IT TAKE THE LEG!"

[1000jlg]

dont clench

dont clench lol

[wangsta23232]

"id like an ice cream"

"what flavore"

"dosent matter its for my ass"

[coyotefever105]

It's President Charles Logan!!

[msinclair1991]

@coyotefever105 I thought I was the only one who noticed that. That's just aces for you and me. He played a the role of a corrupt President very well. I liked him very much.

[coyotefever105]

@msinclair1991 Haha yeah he did an excellent job.

[msinclair1991]

@coyotefever105 I always pictured him as a politician.

[victoryasbek]

All she needs is a good humping ... IIIIRA ... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRAAAAAA­A .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrBeerman97]

Hey Pool Boy, U water down the Mai Tai's, No Sir, But let Me Fix U Something Special, cuz your nothing but a big fat monkey turd! What Was That, What..Oh Drink Almost Done LOL Love That part LOL

[SRYDB3RG]

"Can we get you anything?"

"Ice Cream... I'd like an Ice cream please"

"What flavor"

"Doesn't matter... It's for my ass"

[dordonake]

what's the name of the song that apear in this scene?

[hellfire5999]

all she needs a good humping ooh ira ira iiirrrraaaaaaaa

[LeatherLacerate]

@hellfire5999 The look on the mens' faces....I bet they were thinking the exact same thing ;)))))))

[hellfire5999]

@LeatherLacerate yes i think so too ;))

[translationwiz]

Ira is sexy as fuck! I love redheaded women w/freckles. They gotta be pretty though, like Ira LOL.

[GladDestronger]

mr duchovney actually threew that hat into the dumpster on the second take... he was bet 20 bucks he couldn't do it

[kham2914]

@translationwiz uhm Ira is the dude...the chick is Allison Reed -_-

[Verhoeven1980]

@translationwiz

Yeah, btw. Ira is the man!

[mricyking]

3:43 LMFO!!!!

[nickthestick26]

A guy got killed at my country club last night....... a REAL douchebag!

That just doesn't make it right. :D :D

[nickthestick26]

This is one of the funniest movie scenes ever. :D

[GladDestronger]

its headed for his testicles

TAKE IT TAKE THE LEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[JollEBee]

"You should'a seen the size of that thing! It was like this! You took it like a man!" - eww.... LOL

[Whistlerthehuntress]

<3 <3 <3

[Zaber177]

ROFL OMGOMGOMG! *dies laughing*

[GladDestronger]

thats a coverup ira don't you know that? all she needs is a good humpin'!

IRA IRA IRA good god this film is funny one of the best i've ever seen past age 13. i saw it in the summer before 9th grade

[ncs1988]

there is no way in hell anything is going up my ass lol

[NativexViper]

AT 5:16 theres spencer frum icarly lmao

[doomwolf240]

Don't you ever do that again!!!

*looks up and down*

*chokes*

[doomwolf240]

Please don't take the leg.

It's heading for his testicles.

TAKE THE LEG!! TAKE IT!!

[jesko66]

ice cream. What flavor? It doesnt matter, its for my ass.

[EmmaKFB93]

lmao ledgendary scene

you should've seen the size of that thing inside you, it was like this! you took it like a man!!

haha

[ThatDifferentGuy]

as a biomedical undergrad student, this movie gets me off.

[GladDestronger]

i won't even touch that one. whatever you meant i won't complain.

[chilliziggidy]

love everything between 3:40 to 4:50. absolutely awesum. anyone tries to remake this and they wont come anywhere near the awesomeness of that scene. (i know awesomeness is not a word but who cares)

[Bash1788]

YOUR THERE

[SciFiWebcam]

- Do you want anything?

- Ice cream.

- What flavor?

- Doesn't matter. It's for my ass.

[ashdanielle13]

here's the most hilarious part ever lol

[XurikHikari]

I lol so hard at the hospital scene!

[Arachnaphillic]

"ice cream.... I would like a ice cream please"

"yeah what flavour?"

"doesn't matter its for my ass."

lol and thats why we now call ice cream ass cream in my house XD

[SciFiWebcam]

@Arachnaphillic You ever see Austin Powers 3?

Scott: Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream.

[MrSatanMan616]

"you're partner could have died" THANKS TO YOUR SHITTY CONTAINMENT SUITS YOU GOT AT THE FUCKING DOLLAR STORE YOU BITCH. Doesn't the Government anticipate errors like these so these things keep from, you know, killing people?

[Zettimation]

this movie can NEVER be remade

[Skywolf17]

The one thing I learned from this movie, (that I hadn't already known from science classes...) is... "THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!"

[McRip45]

whats the song at 5:01

[G0RD13Z]

U TOOK IT LIKE A MAN!....lmao!

[hotboydragon90]

Its heading for his testicles... TAKE THE LEG!

[InsaneRequest]

@hotboydragon90

LOL

[jakkin03]

sean's sarcastic concern

[mcrGD11]

oh shit i'm gonna have nightmares about that for years to come

[Alioon6]

3:46 LOL ROTF...what a squeaky nooooo...:-DDDD

[Basiltheking]

cuz your a big fat monkey turd

SCUSE ME!!!!!

hwah? drink is almost ready

[limpiomott2]

I dont fink thees fings r reel...thay look fake.

[kjl2127]

charles logan got owned !!

[Ravenopaqueness]

LOL at 4:06

[washedernie]

his face when she said "cheek spreader" is LOL.

[vortex675]

LMAO @ 1:55 to 1:59

Anyone got a can of raid ! LMAO

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

spore totally ripped off this movie

[ultilinium8]

@MaTchBoOkPoEt now that you mention it i want to play it and yes spore did rip of this.

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

only reason i wanna get spore now is this youtube vid

j8GGKu2LXmo

[ultilinium8]

@MaTchBoOkPoEt you should it's a pretty cool game well the creature part is :)

[Stevidari]

DR. REED DOES NOt have a big ass as that guy's back face :D

[COD5ALEX]

....because your nothing but a big fat monkey turd

ROFL

[BeachDude0092]

haha, this movie came out 10 years ago hehe xD

[xXKuromimiChanxX]

This whole part is hilarious!!

[cmsntn5]

ROFL this whole scene was funny

[Reptelien]

lol .. the whole scene is hilarious..

[Josh1ize]

the frie the prie is in my suit

[19wingman]

LMFAO i love that whole scene with the bug its so jokes...." its heading for the testicles, Take it, Take the Leg" and the ice cream line is so Jokes LMFAO

[jehabib]

hahahaha awesome clip!

[kyjomc]

"It's heading for his testicles"

"Take it! Take it! Take the leg!!"

[thecheatlord999]

"Ice cream"

"what Flavour"

"Dodent matter it's for my Ass"

BEST MOVIE LINES EVER

[Xneroku]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Black people are just plain funny =]

[SaintsRow312]

they panic too much too XD

i know cause im black :P and i scream alot when im in danger

[GomerDose]

I bet you scream "WAZZZZUUUUP!"

lol?

[SaintsRow312]

@GomerDose lol i dont get it XD

[bornacriminal]

CUT THE LEG XD

[Thatguythere1]

THERES A FLY IN MY SUUUUUIT!!!

[bladenman54]

doesn't matter... it's for my ass! looool

[BlazeEviL]

"i'll get the lubricant"

"theres no time for lubricant"

"THERES ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT"

[finstrike7]

@BlazeEviL Indeed indeed.

[iTaLiAnBoYFrOmRoMe]

@BlazeEviL in italian is better XD

[BobShanky]

"How are ya going in?"

"Rectally"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO"

[drahunter213]

lol tha way he says it too lmao i would be like that too! lmao

[Skatergrl223]

"That's too bad." Then making the hidden happy face.. I LOVE IT!

[Deathstripe016]

PRICELESS FACE AT 3:32!

Priceless face. xD

[xThisIsNotHappeningx]

IIIIRRAAAA!

[jehabib]

omg! I only watched the beginning and my eyes were wide. Sucks to be her!

[recniabsal]

BEST scene in the whole movie was right here.

[azz578]

Errrr....FuNnY

[theETOkid1]

Doesn't matter. It's for my ass.

[pokekiller5swords]

@theETOkid1 you got 69 thumbs up...im not gonna change that but i want to

[theETOkid1]

@pokekiller5swords you didnt get ANY thumbs up... im not gonna change that but i want to

[Sypher18]

3.45 onwards is the bomb man!

[enteng2366]

omg......completely laughed at the ass part

[LukasWoodArt]

THEIR IS ALL WAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!!!! hahaah

[dobokputih]

hahahahahahah

[agarrmela]

cheek spreader

[jasongomez1]

a little deeper no deeper

[jasongomez1]

look at his face 4:04

[skweegie]

LOL @ 7:24 S.W.S kicks ass

[jasongomez1]

1:06 lol

[baddam95]

because your nothing but a big.....fat.....monkey turd........exuse me...........what ...oh drinks almost ready

[Nylarphotep]

"There's Always time for Lubricant!" lol

[baddam95]

i want ice-cream...ice-cream what flavour?.doesnt matter its for my ass

[x56tube34]

"CUT ME OPEN?! there goes your christmas gift Judas!"

[jair713]

take the leg!!...take the leg!!!..lol.

[poondnub]

Nooooooo!

[08elfie]

his face was so hilarious! man that was so funny .

[crashnburn96]

theres always time for lubricant lol

[MrReviewerGuy]

his face was priceless!

[dinomanj]

i saw this movie as a child i loved it specially when the flys became giant that was cool

[yipchuenkang]

IRA,Look at that backside'' At the starting make me laugh so hard

[FURTALI001]

hahaha "i would like an ice cream"

"what flavor?"

"doesnt matter its for my ass"

hahaha

[HeThatOwns]

I-i--i--i---ra OOOH IRA!! OOOH IRA!!!

[stopusingmynamesomg]

3:46 lol

[Hellifix]

no more bran for me lol

[XXL2oo]

It's headed for his testicles

TAKE IT, TAKE THE LEG!!!

[emachineian]

theres a fly in my suit!!!!!!

[MMOchamp9]

4:37 priceless

[MMOchamp9]

"IRA THEIRS SOMETHING IN MY SUIT"

[slippy575]

theres always time for lubricant LOL! ! ! !

[debzness]

"don't clench.  don't clench!" hahahaha!

[TCMfan2kii10]

Oh yeahh What Flavour ???

......

It Dunt Matter Its Fur My Ass

GOLD !

[ChaosIsSerene]

hahah "there's always time for lubricant"

[sarcasticstormtroopr]

I lol'd this whole movie!

[mansonfollower15]

god this movies awesome

[wiccaboy210]

That's iCarley's brother!

(The guy talking to Wayne at the bar scene when Wayne is making that asshole a drink)

[06wordlife]

yeah jerry trainor.

[MMOchamp9]

oh yea lol's

my sister loves iCarley

[wiccaboy210]

"The Fly! There's a fly in my suit!"

lol, Priceless!

[06wordlife]

harry what!!!!!!.lol.

[dudeman555551]

i know its its a water lion

[wiccaboy210]

lol, "water Lion"!

DON'T CLINCH! NO DEEPER!