Ricky Jay Trapped In An Elevator With Two Stupid Girls

[RizzRustbolt]

Hey! It's Sarah Haskins!

[JeremiahCrow]

Hard. To. Watch. 

[thefutureweaponrick]

i would prefer you shut up!

[GladiatorOfBahrain]

Wish t7s feeh, drink their own pee .. LMAO

[cph9680]

That was funny!



[paulgeoffreybrown1]

I used to be an adventurer. They asked me to take an arrow in the knee. I prefer not to. 

[ibanedfrmrs2]

ahh, i love the bartleby reference.

[punica456]

omg those girls are ugly

[FoodyGirl99]

Sorry but i don't get the end

[yoyoguy1213]

People want me to leave a comment, but I would prefer not to.

[Begoly]

he is funny, why 372 dislikes?

[M1stRtee]

@Begoly cuz we wanted to see a trick >:O! trick! trick! trick! trick!

[febed01]

@Begoly maybe those girls have families ;)

[Rapidpanda1st]

Is that Paul Adelstein playing the mechanic? >.>

[KindAssas1n]

He wishes they thought he was "that famous porn star" : D

[ROTINPIECES]

he made them disappear down the elevator shaft

[gayutubefuckyou]

LOL

[dylanCongTu]

not hot enough to rape.

[levitabusman]

HE SHOULD HAVE A GOT A BLOW JOB AT LEAST OR RAPED THEM THEY LOOK DUMB ENOUGH

[gt3sportt]

Did he eat them?

[Fattycheese73]

I would prefer not to. He's such a geek. He's such a funny geek, though!

[Forgeth3Bulletz]

why are there paper penises sticked on one blondes hat?

[Merlyn1978]

@Forgeth3Bulletz She came from a bachelorette party.

[iwaswithyourmum]

blondes lool

[L0ck3nk0]

I dont know why did he wait so much time to make them disappear.

[1971ojoalparche1971]

The blonde with the top hat cracks me up, she's great.

[iondragonx]

This was a waste of Ricky's time. sad

[789TheBeatles]

Yeah! They played "Michelle" by The Beatles!

[thatguy1056]

rofl do u know harry potter personaly?

[multidamaster]

i love this guy lol

[Sprinkles1979]

Funny or die for the most part, is about as funny as fucking dying. Shite.

[snoookie456]

@Sprinkles1979 You're right... but I kinda liked this one... and the one where Will Ferrell answers uncensored questions... and that's about it :D

[Myspacegigolo]

I would've fucked both of those stupid bitches in that elevator.

[crypter27]

Don't say yes!

[Laxzrd]

i didnt notice the penis hat until the end

[RunescapePlyr1]

Thats how i feel.. every day. xD

[youngkig]

i had a feeling she was gonna do the thumb trick

[09191980]

Yey Ricky Jay! Is he really a magician cause the name sounds like a WWE wrestler.

[MagyarSoldat]

@09191980 He is. He is probably one of the greatest card magicians of our time, and one of the few truly great showmen out there.

[09191980]

Yey Ricky Jay! Is he really a magician cause the name sounds like a WWE wrestler.

[Blackcrow521]

LMFAO! Ricky Jay is so awesome!

[bigstar132]

way to go Ricky Jay (who is Ricky Jay any way) :P

[TheStupidrule]

*snide remark so idiots will leave you alone*

"I think he might be a pervert."

Story of my fucking life, right there.

[44mada]

"Do you know Harry Potter personally?" lmao

[URFTW]

I don't get it. What happened ? : /

[LMcLean33]

Wait. What happened to them? I thought he COULDN'T make them disappear. Hell.

[subaharan]

So much hates when it comes to M. Night, suck my dick bitches. Hes latest movies are lame but his elder flicks are epic and u know it cunts

[jenniferdepaz]

SArah Haskin!!!!

[isaveu]

should have 2 hot girls make out instead , more entertaining .Then he could play hide the sausage.

[Benedict0s]

Die

[karimdawhirloffun]

funny or die just disappointed me :(

[hobowright]

Sarah Haskins :)

[feanor]

they made them both blondes

[Spiduck]

k im unsubscribing now

[LoryLandskipper]

this one sucks dick

[yoma6565]

Oh hell ya. Thats Sarah Haskins! Glad to see her again

[bryantdillon]

so that's what happened to Sarah from InfoMania. 

[crypter27]

Talk about a bad situation!

[TwentySixCookies]

- Simon Flitoris, you saw that sketch, I assume you were disappointed?

- Yes, I thought it was predictable, really...

- You predicted it, did you?

- Yes, I predicted it...

[Fepe55]

Paul Adelstein FTW

[mrfuzzer1]

Awesome.

[coldbedsheets]

DIE.....

biiiiiiigtime.

[00WinterGirl]

lol there are penises on the tall girls hat

[Poe4evr]

Hello Clarice

[badtrashtalker]

the random dancing made this video

[tony77345]

He probably sent them back in time to run Hillary Clinton's campaign....

[NECC94]

the best thing about his video is the music (beatles)

[retardedcandy911]

i felt like ricky jay during this whole video

[minerman416]

she has penis' on her hat

[SuperBlueJeans]

Is that the girl from target women on infomania on currentTV?

[titan1916titan]

se las hubiera cogido por mamucas

[LoryLandskipper]

this shit isn't funny at all.

747 people thumb up anything

[SabaMoss]

Sarah Haskins!!!!

[mofrakker]

This looks scarier than that new M Night Shyamalan movie (with a similar plot).

[SubtleAsAGun]

oh no! He jizzed on them and they melted!

[MehdiSebti1309]

I died

[serpico89]

YAAY HE KILLED THEM!!!

[KelseyRoxxxxxxxx]

ill make them both disappear 

[wertbot5]

please...a trick is something a whore does for money

[serpico89]

@wertbot5 LMFAOO that's why he didn't want to do it.

[Supajin1]

lame, and the girls were ugly as well

[serpico89]

@Supajin1 you have no taste FAILL

[floridacajun2]

Loved it!

[knotightul]

This sucked....but its probably better than M. Night's DEVIL

[cravenxv]

thse are the ugliest chicks I have ever seen

[serpico89]

@cravenxv you have no taste FAILL

[MrDonkeydong155]

This looks better than M Night Shyamalans "Devil".

[chineseporcupine]

I think this video is only really funny if you are familiar with Ricky Jay, his work, and his stage persona. In this sense, it's hilarious... Of course, if you have no idea who Ricky Jay is... well... this is probably a POS...

[whatthepho]

Women.

[O4archer]

didnt laugh once.

pos

[xXxXTravisBickleXxXx]

hahaha

[jamin69]

This guy was in Tomorrow Never Dies, right?

[chineseporcupine]

@jamin69 yes he was, he was the arms dealer if memory serves me right...

[pokadotpanzer]

I lol'd

[hbibik]

Have loved Ricky Jay since Fireproof Pigs & Learned Pigs

[hbibik]

Loved the awesome Ricky Jay since Learned Women & Fireproof Pigs

[666slink]

Master of Stoicism, Mr. Ricky Jay! That guy rules.

[20MrBigmac]

I'd do a trick but the girls would have to be hotter

[7dzepe1]

Uhhh No.

[joey1ste]

well than I must die right..?

[waddellt1]

die

[GoldDeagle55]

Watch the ending

[1goodmanyourself2]

i thought they were gonna be hot stupid girls

[mihkelmandmets]

lol @ the girls hat

[matthegeek]

murder! :oO

[januliatko]

he was awsome, just those two sucked...

[geniusjas87]

Hahaha Ricky Jay is awesome!

[uhhh54321]

Shame you couldn't find any attractive women for the vid

[simsxD]

@uhhh54321 they should find stupid hirls, all hot girls are clever..

[imagoodguyiswear]

It was pretty funny and all, but it didn't really have a punchline moment. Just two dumb over-done bimbos trying to pretend that they are sexy enough to make the video watchable.

Anyone else think that guy looks like a white uncle Phil?

[ChessPieceHalloween]

awsome lol did he eat them :P

[0Piper0Halliwell0]

@ChessPieceHalloween Nope, they asked for him to make them disappear, that's exactly what he did. xD

[Teleringelfon]

it's the guy of private practice!!

[PS2viciado]

The electrician IS FROM PRISON BREAK WTF!

[GreenSLiTran]

lololol the guy from prison break

[KIKIISNUMBERONE]

That was stupid

[mostliberal]

@KIKIISNUMBERONE The ending was dumb, but the first half was hilarious.

[Firstmenotyou]

FunnyorDie, you guys are an unreliable source for comedy. Sometimes you get great videos such as The Landlord... And most of the time we get shit... well this isn't funny so it's die.

[Dmsquare100]

why are there penises on her hat?

[Dmsquare100]

@Benton46 I know, right?

[barahona125]

Looks like they caught the College Humor syndrome :(

[GUSSIPGURL]

this wasn't funny and i didn't die.

this video belongs on failblog

[JCDameano]

were the girls trying to be Kristen Wiig and Amy Poehler? they look like half asses celebrity lookalikes......and I didn't know that dude was a magician, thought he was just a character actor....

[astroscorp2]

I think it's simplicity lends depth. It's about the contrast; like people meeting from different centuries or eras (the one implying ours certainly not the most advanced). Live!

[JoeyyChris31]

funny. 

[jayfrumdabay]

i choose die. not really funny

[astroscorp2]

@jayfrumdabay Oh, but you miss the depth then. =)

[leadspot]

great ending :D love it

[yourfaceCAL]

It's Sarah Haskins from Current !

(If you don't know, I don't blame you)

[yoma6565]

@yourfaceCAL I blame them lol

[jiberish001]

By the rules of this website; the makers of this video now have to die, pity.

[dinosoarskill17]

Penis hat.

[Haftinator]

witty

[redbella16]

love it! :D

[RAMKING61]

I bet the writers of this skit labored, agonized, imagined, and struggled for at least 45 seconds before putting this to video.

[DeathTheTween]

ZOMG PENIS HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[Mer1002]

HE ATE THEM!

[Matfen815]

Ving Rhames trapped in an Elevator with Two Stupid Girls would be a good video.

[thaokun102]

old man and two middle age woman stuck in an elevator...i know whats gonna happen

[scootosan]

Richard Jay I think not, hey that's is Ace Frehley

[Ed1H3r0]

Thats the guy from Prison Break...

[thebeast1495]

if they were hot and stupid then who gives a crap but they were to middle aged uglyfucks who were on there last 2 eggs

[SandmonkeyRabbit]

... IF ONLY

[NinetyDeathsInHeaven]

her hat has penises :P

[HaliFins]

2:11 lol

Also, the guy from prison break!

[sasuke8050]

i want to be trapped in a elevetor with 2 girls too but hot ones and not stupid ones

[JAMxSkalla16]

what a horribly non funny video. ive never even heard of that guy b4,.

[pklukepk]

how the hell did you get ricky jay to do that:P?

[TheNewYorkPete]

more like 2 stupid middle aged spinsters . . . couldn't they get anybody younger??

[brittanyleighomg]

HE ATE THEM!

[doorknob718]

when they were saying trick really really fast it sounded like twix

[Blackpoolsmith]

ud atleast have sex with them

[coolioism]

@Blackpoolsmith

i was thinkin the same thing haha

[oooda]

"Do you know Harry Potter personally?" :D

[jelzap]

wait, what... i dont even

[lummi20]

Might I implore you to stop speaking?

tldr:

STFU

[AllYourBase23]

OMG is that Sarah Haskins? :D I LOVE HER ♥

[dominichh1]

lol funny or die have soo much money and still arent funny at all

[TH3xB1LLY]

lol thumb magic

[Elmasterjudio]

i would make a fucking threesome

[Paragoniac]

Ricky Jay is not funny but trying to be funny.

[BXBZ88]

I've heard of 'Eating A girl out' but this is just rediculous!

[katncandy]

it would have been funnier if he had had sawed them in half.

[xenomouse]

Is it funny because Ricky Jay should have capitalized on the situation but didn't?

[Ylberi1]

Sarah Haskins is usually great

[SubconsciousGatherer]

He should've made a bone disappear.

[jfrader]

"ouch" said my eyes and ears

[R3mProductions]

HE ATE THE GIRLS !!!

[scattershot1]

I KNOW THAT THUMB TRICK TOOO!!!!!!!

[L4Uhuru]

LMAO