MADtv - A Black Woman Can't [blank]

[parisel313]

hillarious

[noentiendonada80]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flashjet2]

haha, he got an attitude to match her's at the end! LOL!

[loveub88]

LMAO the beginning is funny as hell. "ok first off you just walked into the room so the interview hasn't even started"

[Waffle8151]

what a black woman can not be born on H

[mahalkitaG7]

I LOVE the cereal part!

[LCZ3GA]

/watch?v=J3JG9l2N9Ls

[panchamkauns]

How can such a good idea turn into such an unfunny sketch?

[lemmieatit]

A Black woman can't keep her trap shut, even if she lost her voice!

[Themasterphantom1]

Funny vid.. The truff also attitude won't get you no where. Thats why that nga attitude ain't gone get you shit but a shity job. Try seing others point of view. I would hire this women the first base on her first second. She haven't sit down the chair first. Behavior

Is bad from the start you can see hiring her is bullsit. Look @ the headache he's going thru. Who the f want to make their life harder, with arguments race talk.

[TheRandomDoompa]

My favourite Part: 1:53

[ElfGivingWedgies]

"What if it was a wok, or a fryin' pan!"

Haha. Soooo clever!

[Catslovewaffles]

I can start on M" lmao

[eurolove06]

this was so funny ...... I wish more comedians would bring this up, because this was some funny shit

[FOEW122]

is this the guy from "can i have your number?'?

[kmikiify]

@FOEW122 yea it is she pretended to be that character!!!

[todpose]

@FOEW122 its actually a girl lol..

[hi5044]

Can I have her numba...? Can I have it? Can I have it?

[arockk12]

A black woman can't be born on H?!

[PandazProductionz]

i am not gonna hire anything from the kitchen miss anonomys!!!

[xshietTAY]

A BLACK WOMAN CANT MAKE-OUT WITH A SAMWICH!

[seanmikael]

Black women Rocks

[Xzamilloh]

This ain't the forum for race relations.....it's a freakin comedic clip from Mad TV..not Roots

[shajayk]

soo dumb..

n every time she say a black woman cant is so annoying.

[Jebu911]

That joke gets old after few minutes

[srp960]

This is comedy but reality.

[sweetblood34]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[freshmanchris7]

its really like this SOME blcok woman are so ignorant

[FuriesOfBaseball]

hm.. i didn't really get the last part, i can start on M... help?

[cutieapplecakes]

well i can start on m haha thats funny! same with thank you mr shoelace haha

[silverfoxtrot13]

LOL! Madtv - Best comedy show ever!

[mrszchrisbrownwifey]

because im superman lolz

[NoClassPranking]

This would be funnier if it weren't so true when it comes to blacks and their behavior.

[marmackk]

@NoClassPranking ..shut the hell up you sound racist

[pepemanshon]

hahahahaha, dunno who's this actress, but boy, she's awesome :))))) the guy too

[619victor]

@pepemanshon Nicole R. J. and Michael McDonald!

[seanmikael]

he would be good as a girl lol

[MsMiaRichardson]

i was hopin my phone wud ring lol

[reshapejoker]

lol

[Lexus13ful]

This video is so hilarious because it explains how black ppl really feel and how sum women feel 'bout sum situations.

[taylorashleigh565]

DUDE ITS A MOTHERFUCKIN JOkE!!!!! Seriously! Jeez! Damn! Even black ppl on here thinknits funny cuz it is all it's meant as is a joke! Calm down no one cares if u take yourself too seriously or not!

[CRANDB3RRY]

.it's just a skit people, some of you are taking it too serious, it's supposed to funny, so laugh.

[xojasprit]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[deshaeee]

1:40 ! ahaa

[lovekillsbeware]

as if afirmative action is bringing in unqualified psychotic blacks into the work force - the point is too bring in qualified people of color and women into white dominated fields. mad tv is acting like this is a result of afirmative action

[peonpiate]

@lovekillsbeware Nothing wrong with fields being so-called white dominated,if the ones working there are the best for the job. I know Affirmitive action gives bonus points to black people..just for being black, which is not fair. So dont act like black people who land a job solely due to AA deserve it.On the other hand, lets call a spade a spade.The NBA is black dominated, how about AA for that sport ? Oh thats right, white people dont care.The best Bball player,black or not should get the spot.

[CRANDB3RRY]

@peonpiate calm yo ass down, it's just a damn skit, you are taking this a littlte too serious, just sit back and enjoy it damn

[rebellouiscutie]

When can you start? Well I Can start on M! All right be here by quarter to PENGUIN! Thank you Mr.Shoelace! xD

[DiSoNeNcBoI]

hahahahaha!

[metamia1]

anonimous

[jhaul21]

this is my next door neighbor haha

[siramerica22]

@jhaul21 Oh. OH. So she's your next door neighbor because she's BLACK.

[jhaul21]

@siramerica22 haha exactly

[DaviedDedo91]

I AM NOT GONNA HIRE U CAZ UR OUTTA UR MIND ,

BUT I AM GONA HIRE U CAZ U ARE A BLACK HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[westbronintendo]

A Black Woman cant add a black woman arguing about being black to their favorites? >:O

[supertrevor10]

ROFLLMAO!!!!!!

[macyandlexibffs]

my favorite:)

[lilbeatch]

she should have poured milk on top of the cereal lol that would have been even funnier

[TheFirstClassedFreak]

YOU KNOW WHATCHU FRY EGGS IN A SKILLESS.

[fude3]

125 ppl missed the like button

[ZPYT86]

that was way creepy

[Jettblackmatt]

this is quite possibly the best madtv skit ever.

[AbbyReidMcGee]

lololololol

[BassicallyChristian]

"...First of all you just walked into the room...so the interview hasn't started....and third of all Hello!"

[tuberdudeman]

A black woman can't be born on H!

[feyza1993]

:D:D



[vinjoe1]

i love her

[007reeb]

lol at 3:49 and 4:25

[cutie3shortie]

this is shit

[csihardfan111]

Now we know where Bunifa came from.

[ryan50ryan]

Lol, be here on quarter to penguin.

Crazy woman, but she has a nice rack.

[MrPmj1979]

@ryan50ryan Yes, she does have a nice rack. 

[PrincessTutufan45]

H = Hospital

anonymous = She's on crack

[blacksd345]

lol robin williams FTW XD

[iheartmike1000]

omg 4:21-4:42 rotflmao

[tessXrawrr]

my aaaaaaaaaabsolute favorite MADtv skit :D xD

[TheYokuze1]

hahah is funny how she looks at him hahaha

[avalita139607]

the robin williams shirt was pretty epic tho...

[MyGuruLife]

.... but i AM going to hire you, because i'm federally obligated to hire a black woman.

[UtubePlague]

she has big eyes

[AtlantaFiend]

@UtubePlague A black woman can't have big eyes?

[amanslive]

lol this is hilairous

[cptfunk1992]

hey wassup my name is anonymous i like to make out with sandwiches, pooring breakfast cereal on my head and wearing upside down pictures of robin williams.....because im black.

[Theonewith1]

I loveeeeeeeeee this ! Lol its hilarious !

[tenten35]

LMFAO!

[Atjuh070]

I was hoping my phone will ring!!! Funny ass Hell

[AshLehLeh1]

Usualy When People Wirte Ananamous there trying to hide there Name inless that is infact yout name is that your name? NO!

can i have your name ..

I DON KNOW MY NAME

WHAT!! A BLACK WOMAN CAN NOT KNOW HER NAME !! L0L

[LeumasXseraph]

"WHAT?! a black woman can't be named ANONYMOUS?!"

[ragefn1]

Good try with good points...Funny in places. This type of dialogue is helpful because it is funny...ironic and allows us all to laugh together. It could have been waaay better though!

[yams317]

but what if i were a wok, or a frying pan!!!

[NeverForgetWizet]

-H-

[SaintBunneh]

I can't take her seriously as a woman, not since "Can I have yo numba?"..

[naijabebe]

This clip is very silly, I really fail to see the funny side... What was the hook? That BW or folks just get hired because of gov stats and nothing else ;-/...

I normally see the funny side, and can defo laugh at self, but not on this occassion...

[LeumasXseraph]

@naijabebe um....did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?! you obviously CANNOT see the funy side...

[1nolyphoenix]

Skill less lmfao!!!!!

[tiarra03]

LMAO @ "I can start on M"

[111Treasury]

Mad TV is never funny. Not like in living color.

[illuminatijews]

damn, i got so turned on when she unbuttoned to reveal her nice, perfect round breasts.

[nathanbilly592]

@illuminatijews omg! u to lol!

[EeeannN]

Im not gonna hire anything from a kitchen ms. anonymous... BIG WIN!

[dsim200000]

A SKILLESS A SKILLESS A SKILLESS

xDDDDD MadTV is funny :D

love this skit

[SkywalkersOrigin]

Wow, how many employers would scheducle an interview with a person who gives "anonymous" as a name and no birthdate. This skit was lame.

[technogandhi]

Hahaha, the point of the skit just sailed right over your head didn't it...

[SkywalkersOrigin]

@technogandhi Nope.

[technogandhi]

It's s'posed to be outrageous. I don't think any would think this kind of scenario would ever play out in real life haha... unless drugs were involved or some kind of head injury

[KenyanDoll]

Black is where it's at....date one black woman and you wont turn back.

[tonshaad1230]

@KenyanDoll

Yes you will

[casinobowling]

Black bitches and blondes: America would be better without them!

[bLainekelley]

got old after 2 minutes, but couldn't stop watching.

that bitch was KRAZZZZYY, LoL.

but i Love the sociaL commentary on affirmative action =0]

[ultimateanime5000]

"A black woman can't be born on H?!" LMAO

[grasshopper2113]

Cause im superman?LOL I did this to all my friends and that were like wtf is wrong with you?Ha ha

[Charmanicanarica]

Ha! I think this is hilarious! I can't be born on H?

[CdotJ2607]

this is not funny

[vtoodler]

This was kind of racist! Most black women, including myself, do not act like this.

[blackwolf1987]

I know 3 of them that do, and one of them got out of cheating on a test in college because she told the Dean of the college that she was only being accused because she's a black girl.

[jetdude77]

so true!

[MurderPorn]

Stupid fucking video is stupid.

[fhm629]

/b/

[GreenMandee809]

i can start on "M"!

see u at a quarter to PENGUIN!

thank you MR. SHOELACE!

XDD i love black ppl!

[mondotwistedmojo]

This is mostly the same character as can-i-have-your-number....it's funny how the act works for both the male and female characters.

[GreenMandee809]

@mondotwistedmojo i think its his mother or somthin! XD

[aznlalaland]

michael mcdonald looks so effin hot in this video!

[Soulflower11]

Stupid, Just Plain Ghetto!

[Donalx07]

I am not gonna hire anything from a kitchen miss Anonymous

[HaleyBabbyy]

i live by this video.

[ryuuka156]

Anonymous.

[stuwierules]

isint she the one of ''can i hav ur numbaa''

[Troo44]

Funny like shit!!!!!!!!!!!

[hiphoppacmotion]

oh, so you gon' grill me just b'cuz i'm black

[TheIngefied]

A black woman can't make out with a sandwich?!

[Taurenofhell13]

"oooh, so im, gettin out of hand because im blaaack!" lmao

[thisismewhy]

LMAO

[Taurenofhell13]

@cthour

sounds like you dont watch madtv often, thats the point in it

[hpettiford]

this is so stupid

[Xpr3ssDud3]

The bginning is HILARIOUS!

[angryellow313]

"Askilless, askilless, askilless!"

"No matter how many times you say it it's still not a word."

[stephutech]

BECAUSE I'M A WO-MAN? lmao xD

[JapanForSale]

Good of her to remember her sandwich. Left a whole lot of her cereal behind though. Not sure if that's intended to be a bribe of some sort for the interviewer. She got the job already anyway.

[TheChinkachu]

Hahah Dude, Is That The Guy In Can I Have Your Number?

[Cash69Moneh]

its a chick haha.

[lilscurz]

lol at the 2 people arguing underneath me, its supposed to be a funny video, which it is, so just laugh at the video and be done with it

[Sharell1807]

its comedy people...laugh...dont think, just laugh.

[flamer2525]

haha "a black woman can't be named anonymous??" lmao bwahaha

[vcross123]

"So......a black woman,can't have an upside down picture of Robin Williams"

This is too funny :D

[hottsteph1623]

Lmao

She was funny

[cReAtiVeKiiD]

ahaha.a skilless..a..skill"lesss"...ah­aha LMAO!

[Atjuh070]

LOL

[TheSimpsoys]

lmao very beginning

I stopped watching after the cereal because it got old but now i watched the whole thing and its fuckin funny

[TheCarly69forshizz]

hah a great :) i love it

[ra1ken]

snl aint got shit on mad tv man lols

[tsunadetsunami]

4:28 lol

[Richardbelen]

hehehehehe

[MaddDogg81]

haha it's making fun of the fact that visible minorities assume every whiteman is racist

[emergencyexit16]

madddogg, just so you know, it's not a fact..it's your opinion, and quite wrong at that.

[darkendivide]

MaddDogg81 isn't wrong, actually- Although he (or she?) could have worded it differently. It is a FACT that a LOT of people in minority groups play the race card as a way to blame others for their problems.

[emergencyexit16]

darken, nope...it's not a FACT at all..please prove to me how it's a FACT...I have "FACT"..whites are apathetic to minority problems and believe that just because it's not happening to them, then it doesn't exists and that minorities are just complaining. Like I said, if it's a FACT you should be able to prove it quite easily. I will be awaiting your evidence.

[darkendivide]

Wait forever, then. I will not waist my time searching for evidence for you. I did, however, take a quick look at your profile (yes, I did, call me a stalker if you want), and you have so many hate comments from other people pertaining to race issues. So I think you are the one with issues. End of. Toodles.

[emergencyexit16]

dark, and all those comments are from people like you who are quick to run their mouths about "minorities" and have no evidence to back up your racist remarks. YOu can't find any evidence to prove your so called "FACT" because IT'S NOT A FACT. It's your poor perception. You probably hang out with very few "minorities." How many black, asian, latino friends do you have? Not ASSOCIATES..but REAL FRIENDS? probably none. Anyway, go write a bad comment on my page. It'snot my fault that you are naive

[darkendivide]

I AM of COLOUR, you goddamn idiot. I have friends of ALL races. Haha, don't assume. I'm just honest, and I try to see every aspect of a situation. This conversation if seriously vexing. Let go of your bitterness; it's getting annoying.

[karlito5757]

Hey Darken, you're probably bi-racial and grew up hearing the whole mentality of the race card by your white surrounding. I don't blame you. You've got to live up to that mentality in order to continue feeling integrated. You're welcome to look into my profile too and make your own assumption on me. Minorities don't like to pull the race card, maybe the losers do. but any loser would try to justify their problems by other means instead of blaming it on their own attitude.

[borders22]

I just saw your comment, and I thought the other person was just being ridiculous. He/she used personal opinion as a "FACT." I don't think an opinion becomes a fact, just because someone puts quotations around them.

[karlito5757]

No, you mean SOME. A LOT more have no other option but to pull the race card when they see clearly that they're receiving a less favorable treatment than the whites. Now that is a FACT. I've worked in corporate for many years and I have seen for FACT that when it comes to work policy, all pages of the book are exercised on minorities, especially if they're working their way up the ladder. Meanwhile the white employees enjoy a free pass on many of these work policies. Now I'm giving you FACTS.

[seinfeildsucks]

@karlito5757 This is exactly how this world believes everything that come out of the tube. Normal supposive entertainment is taking to extreems by losers and racist. Your lost. You choose to focus on stupid shit.

[karlito5757]

I was replying to DARKEN who claims he's of "colour" but yet stated that minorities simply like to pull the race card as their way to blame others for their problems. The trashy tv sketch is pretty funny actually. He's probably bi-racial and grew up hearing that by their white surrounding. He's got to live up to that mentality in order to continue feeling integrated.

[Jmkhoy]

@MaddDogg81 that comment was racist....

[BBPhobia]

@MaddDogg81 yup and they did a good job of it

[themosmitsos]

LMAO---the reason it's funny, is cause it's true.....we just voted in an affirmative action president, I'm sure that'll work out juuuuustr fine hahahaahhaha

[XBrooklynsxAngelX]

wat the hell? dont be stupid black people are still human the only thing that is different is just like the skin color and thats it so dont be racist!

[Sorakeyblade1995]

Im not gonna hire you because your crazy.

However i am required to hire you because you are a black women lmao

[HFLmusicislife]

Lmao!!!

[Lolipopkyable]

I watched this about 8 times, its still HILARIOUS! :D LOVE MADTV :D