Chuck Norris once Bottom Burped so violently he blew a guys wig clean of his head. Chucks cahoonies are so big he hires a dump truck to carry them.The circumference of Chuck's Bell-End was measured as same as the Equator.Chuck is the only man alive that with the longest hair in the human body the eye lash (that is why when ypu pull a hair out your arse your eyes water!) can pull them out without flinching. When Chuck takes a dump they don't hire a plumber they call the Army Bomb Disposal Unit.
The sad lifestyle of steroid users are just a few of those lifestyles that steroid use itself can dictate and act for. Life is about accomplishments, so we're told?
And life must be so bland that all we do is take drugs, cheat our way to the top, gain victory that we couldn't gain ourselves, and live proud of that for the rest of our lives? We must live thinking we are great?
No wonder why this world is filled with so many deluded and/or unhappy people.
Oh j'ai peur de m'claquer !
pierreleponge 1 month ago
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Chuck Norris once Bottom Burped so violently he blew a guys wig clean of his head. Chucks cahoonies are so big he hires a dump truck to carry them.The circumference of Chuck's Bell-End was measured as same as the Equator.Chuck is the only man alive that with the longest hair in the human body the eye lash (that is why when ypu pull a hair out your arse your eyes water!) can pull them out without flinching. When Chuck takes a dump they don't hire a plumber they call the Army Bomb Disposal Unit.
CloudsBeyond 7 months ago
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Steroids... steroids... steroids. >.<
The sad lifestyle of steroid users are just a few of those lifestyles that steroid use itself can dictate and act for. Life is about accomplishments, so we're told?
And life must be so bland that all we do is take drugs, cheat our way to the top, gain victory that we couldn't gain ourselves, and live proud of that for the rest of our lives? We must live thinking we are great?
No wonder why this world is filled with so many deluded and/or unhappy people.
AndyHarglesis 9 months ago
lol lol lol
j'adore à 5:04, "putain 3 ans, qu'est ce que ça passe vite" la tête et la voix c'est tordant
Manuser7 1 year ago
Genial!!! Merci Beaucoup!!!!! Wirklich sau komisch!!
bongno1 1 year ago
GrenAAAAAde! enorme!!!!!
RiKtA1983 2 years ago
la toison abondante mdrrrrrrrr, bière protéïnée mdrrr, 5stars
funkrock94 2 years ago
I must have missed the funny part.
NothingSacred27 2 years ago
What a funny substitute voice
Tsintsin12 2 years ago 6
chuck norris does not need a total gym, he is one
tychodragon 3 years ago
Chuck Norris looks like he can kick down a brick wall.
jewellssweety 3 years ago
nice video maudit que c marrant
alexpoirier17 3 years ago
nice video maudit que c marrant
alexpoirier17 3 years ago
wtf have they done to chucks voice XD
Firestriker77 3 years ago
i have no idea what they're saying but the dubbed voices are hilarious!
jayleo85 3 years ago 2
lol
funkrock94 2 years ago
rofl thats not chuck's voice
gunzman6 3 years ago
What a great workout! Chuck is a scary judge of talent!
thedmbfan 4 years ago