Twilight is about NOT fu*king! Transporter 3 sucks!

[Crystaloaq24]

New Moon was fantastic ! I found it as a freebie @ twilight-now (.) com

[shonenshindo]

this man is kinda crazy, but i almost see waht hes getting at.... o_o

[pumpkinpeye]

isn't that the sxephil song at the beginning?

[ooberleegah]

Is it just me, or does this guy seem to be just a little bit too old to be blogging on youtube about twilght. To me it sounds like he wants to read teenage books full of sex

[ItsMahrissuh]

dude your stupid as fuck.

I'm not that crazy over twilight or transformers

even tho I've seen their movies

but dear god just stfu already

Thats not what twilight was about anyone

can see that

[Lovecraft688]

this guy is CREEPY

[swttuth0329]

wow.. that was quite disturbing.

teenagers..they are emotionally mature and are clearly responsible semi adults.. so ..yea go f*ck everyone in sight... get preggo and contract stds.

Good advice man.

[RadarGuidedVermin]

They need to make the titles even shorter for this idiot.

[Phuckyoutranny]

lmfao that was great

[rusrita]

I AGREE WITH YA!

And Twilight is HORRIBLE...I read 2 books...I REALLY hate the style that it's written in and such...and I refused to watch the movie..I dont want to waste good money on it...

[teo829]

This man is awesome. In a nutshell!

[blueintheblueridge]

teo, you're my all-time favorite!!!  in a nutshell.

[teo829]

lol wthecks. Btw I like David Castro because he can represent his ideas precisely and directly. He can take a complicated movie and turn it into something simple. Everything is done in a nutshell. Awesome!!! In a nutshell!!!!

[bananabubblegum]

wow - thank lordy... interlecual answers! i expected to scoll down and find a whole bunch of Twilighters chatting bullshit coz u dissed Steph. Luckily, i only found one. I dont agree with this guys every point, but hes funny and makes money out of taking the piss out of things he doesnt understand... so whatever. x

[blueintheblueridge]

thanks.

[elizabethbratton]

clearly you haven't read all 4 books tardo

[brockinso]

wow what an asshole...i agree fuck the mormans and gay Twilight but transporter is one of my favorite series....jason statham is probably my favorite action hero the only thing about the 3rd one was the woman

[Trying2ShowReason]

He's just hating but at least he does it right i like the sarcasm c'mon give the old fella a break

keep up

[ChaosLord56]

Not only 3 sucks but all part of this stupid movie. I better go play for example Burnout 3: Takedown... I mean this movie is have so many computer effects that more looks like a game than a movie. The dirctor tought that these effects and stunts will be a revolution but for me it was an epic fail...

[elusivejohnsmith]

Every other teenage movie out there promotes fucking, what's wrong with a movie that promotes abstinence? It has nothing to do with religion or marriage. For me it has more to do with getting over your basic evolutionary instincts, stopping being a freaking ape and maybe dedicating your life to something else than being a total douchebag.

[blueintheblueridge]

coming from a man with a name that's appeared on every hotel/motel register over the past 100 years, and clearly has no conception of comedy or satire, yes, i will take your advice. glad to see that you believe in evolution.  although by all means, consider returning back to the water. you're a much closer intellectual partner to a fish.

[elusivejohnsmith]

you are the only intellectual midget here, my friend. You seem to be a fan of eugenics but maybe you should think about also refraining from contributing to the gene pool.

[blueintheblueridge]

and i quote - "you obviously an idiot." i think that sentence alone precludes you from ever calling anyone an idiot. here, quote this - "You ARE obviously a cretin." Much better.

[SilkyShotgun]

That bloke is so legendary. I am so gonna end up like that when I'm older. Dude I agree with everything you are saying (:

[seabreeze11111]

ummm ok so have you actually read the twilight series? just because they dont have sex in the first one doesnt mean anything. its called a plot leading to a climax (haha no pun intended). i mean thats all they do is have sex in the fourth one. if they had sex in the first one then that would be the end...this shows that stephanie meyer is smart and knows how to bring in more money with more books.

[LostNinjaNoBull]

lol you are so funny sorry I did watch twilight and own all 4 books but i wish I watched this video earlier. My fave part was when you called Stephenie Meyer a crazy morman. That explains why she has 3 kids I mean don't people usually stop at 2. And that also explains why when you take the cover off the books look like bibles.

[SliceyPete]

nice vid

[blueintheblueridge]

slicey, thanks.

[emell0n]

This vid had me laughing my ass off at this loser. I think I heard a poor 10 year old boy whimpering in the background. Creep.

[Ralliman]

STFU!

[blueintheblueridge]

read the constitution, cretin!

[djseze]

kinda reminds me of George Carlin (spelling)

[djseze]

hahaha...

and for the people below (teeny boppers)..this is supposed to be comedy...morons

[rosesareperfect]

wow...

like I'm going to get and listen to advice from you.

is that what you say to your daughters at night? -how's your sex life?

real mature.

so you have your own opinion sure,

but do you really have to spend your time degrading mormons, movies, and especially TWILIGHT.

...i don't know why but you seem like the kind of guy to rape little boys...

[gabrielshaffer]

Loved watching you roll Dave, keep them coming!!

[950725146541]

twilight fucks, tranporter 3 rules! simple as that!

[chark18]

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

really now?

[mayartay]

It's really a problem that there's such a dire shortage of movies that show people f*cking.

(kidding) You just earned one star for that!

[blueintheblueridge]

actually there's a whole genre of film devoted to people fucking. it's called porn!

[omgiloveitsomuch]

twilight was perfect it gives out a gr8 message this video kinda offended me in many ways but whatever ur just saying what u feel (i disagreed on EVERYTHING!!!)

[jla3387]

this guy is a retard, hes obviously not smart enought to be able to have the vocabulary or patience to read the book! it would take him years to finish one!!

Asshole!!

[Morgan3395]

You are insane! Twilight is a great movie and the message of it is not abstinence. I might be a teen but the true message is the classic forbidden love tale. O and another thing have you even read the book or seen the movie. You are so retarded!

[aliccolo]

Hilarious and dead on too!  Loved your take on the films, keep 'em coming!

[blueintheblueridge]

thanks. and more coming. stay tuned for frost/nixon, doubt and quantum of solace. along with anything else under the sun that interests us. keep watching, keep commenting!!!

[BlindLyleFilms]

You are so right!

[KaiToTheN]

you should do more videos like this

[ArabethDawn]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ABSTINENCE!!! It has nothing to do with Being Mormon! Try picking up a damn book and reading it before you judge it! So what, she wants to send a good message to teenagers, rather than the nasty sex-ridden ones everything else in America sells. You are a narrow minded chauvinistic man; you made the focus on the author's religion. I think that says more about you than anything. Hate is easy, try something that takes more effort.

[blueintheblueridge]

arabeth: get. a. life. but. first. get. a. sense. of. humor.

[ArabethDawn]

I am obviously not the one that needs a life. Also, I have a very good sense of humor. At least I dont have to degrade others or their beliefs to amuse myself.

[HannahRosanna]

"Hate is easy, try something that takes more effort." A great comment, Arabeth Dawn.

[1964kuyaa]

very rude reviews. This is very unfair to Stepenie Meyer, the author of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. I think that review should be made not because of someones belief/religion but the works itself, THE BOOKS....

[ozonepizza3562]

@1964kuyaa no, he's basically right. Twilight is bullshit

[clmorgan]

Finally an intelligent entertaining review. Love that you include Sarah Cougar!

[blueintheblueridge]

CLMORGAN: thanks. it's hard to write anything that has the words intelligent and Sarah Cougar in it but you did it! Kudos from all of us here at Everything Matters!!!

[jmanh93]

Great! A great perception of twilight also...haha

[blueintheblueridge]

thanks. and keep watching, there will be more and more and more.

[masterdude787]

AHAHAHAAH!!

[blueintheblueridge]

dude, keep watching this space. we intend to get more AHAHAHAHAs out of you!!!

[masterdude787]

you guys will always have my views on your videos and plus the guy talking Castro was my former teacher.

[blueintheblueridge]

thanks. who are you ??????

[masterdude787]

Castro??? Its me Ali!

[blueintheblueridge]

ali, this is so great. hope everything is going well and you're studying hard. so happy you're enjoying these. we're having a ball making them and putting them out.

[byrddesigns]

Funny!