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  • He blows..

  • if this was my car id be pissed, u soaked the trunk and driver seat, idiot. and plus he used 409! DER DE DER

  • wowwww what an idot

  • this guy is stupid he is spraying the hose inside his car???

  • Only use automotive products on cars paint. Non automotive products cause rust and may damage aluminium (reg ims)

  • Just by the bucket alone you can tell this guy is weaksauce

  • What is he doing? He said in another video not to use dish soap on a car. I do and it has never hurt my car. Now what is he doing with a Bentley? Why doesnt that person take it to a group of people that actually care about cars. Now why does he say not saturate car. Thats impossible unless its the interior. DONT FOLLOW

  • is this guy for real? lol

  • :some chemicals" hahaha

  • who the hell would wet down the interior? hes fucking insane. DO NOT do this.

  • 409 on a Bentley???????????????????????

  • wtf!! some one stop him!! holly shyt hes breaking my heart </3

  • ...pretty much it!!!!!

    

  • If you look at his internet website advertisement for his business he brags about being a veteran U.S. Secret Service agent ... What the fuck does that have to do with detailed cleaning and conditioning services for a car !?!? Being the worlds greatest bodyguard is almost totally irrelevant to such a task. If you want to bolster a business show people testimonials of customers (particularly high profile clients), awards from car shows, etc. That WOULD be far more relevant.

  • that bentley is disgusting, especially the wheels

  • did he say 25 years or 25 min experience in detail ??

  • IS this a JOKE?!?!?!??? This is April 1st after-all. This HAS to be a joke lol... heavy gloves, 409, do this w/ the car doors open?! WTF?!!!! LOL Noooooo way is this for real and if it is, he and his poor clients are Morons!

  • Wow this guys sucks

  • why in the hell would anyone use 409 on a car? that is why there are special products made for clean a car's paint and rims and tires. 409 is a degreaser designed for household jobs, like getting stuck on food off the stove and stuff of that nature. epic fail

  • rubbish video. rubbish atempt at detailing. anyone who lets you touch their car is mad

  • Why does this have shit ratings? I think he did an okay job

  • Have you all seen a Bentley engine bay, that thing got so much plastic covers on it. You couldn't even try getting water in the engine or on any electrical.

  • All detailing shops do this when they do a full Recon on a car. I use to work for a detailing shop, we would clean the engine bay, wheels, tires, door jams, trunk jams, then close every thing and wash the car. It didn't matter if u got a bit of water in the interior because its just gonna be detailed and cleaned later on. After the interiors done we would polish and wax the car.

  • Is he completely insane?  I keep expecting 2 guys in white coats to come and take him away...

  • i feel like punching him in the face.

  • wtf you suck guy, seriously y is this up? and is that maseratti, wait a BENTLEY!?

  • take a look at my post I accidentally put in the main box instead of clicking reply

  • you know something in some of his video's he can be seen with 1 imperial pint (for all you Anglicans) of "automagic" which is a professional grade product and he uses the term "extractor nozzle" so he has some kind knowledge of upholstery cleaning. I think that he is purposely telling people the wrong way to do detailed cleaning of an automobile so that a potential viewer will come to him instead. But all he is really doing is making himself look like an imbecile ?¿?¿

  • Thats not cleaning, thats just spraying some rubbish on everything.

    Your not ever coming near my car.

  • jajaja that pecker wood is on a Good one lay of that good shit

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY THINKING. that interior must of been soaked, and now has some chemical product on the leather.

  • OH DEAR GOD...he's NOT coming whitin 200 miles of my car!

    This got to be some kind of bad joke!?

  • WTH, this guy is not proffesional at all. I'd take legal action and have his liscence for his proffesion taken away.

  • you see that's the whole problem in the United States and it's terratorry's you don't need any kind of licence or permit to do what he doing.---- Is it different in other parts of the world ???????

  • huh? why are the doors, trunk, and hood open?

  • What the fuck, he did the Tire before the Rim!!.....

  • I won't let him near my Bentley!

  • uh huh.....

  • DO NOT FOLLOW THIS!.

    cant believe they let him detail this bentley, so sad.

  • how did the fuck he become a detailer ....who in the hell will use 409 on a car ..then again a Bentley he should be banned from detailing cars i bet he lose business after doing this video

  • How sad. I kept hoping it was a joke. Still hoping.

  • @LiftedX: It's okay to spray water on a modern engine bay, just avoid or cover electrical parts (though most detailers would use deionized water to avoid spotting).

    But the rest of the video is an absolute disaster! I thought it was a joke at first!

  • DO NOT follow this.

  • This should be retitled, "How to wash your lawn mower"

  • painful to watch.. poor car =[

  • You, my sir are a farking moron. You should never be allowed near a Hyundai, let alone a Bentley.

  • WTF is wrong with this guy?

  • Did he just spray the engine compartment with liquid water?

  • I can't believe you trashed that Bentley. I wouldn't wash a Smart Car that way.

  • WTF...... detailing is just cleaning your fucking car!!!

    Fucking posh people.

    I'd smash the living crap out of this guy if he used 409 on my bently [i dont own a bently tho] ....[but if i did] ....... [i would]

    [lol]

  • wow, what a tool... =\

  • omg, people may actually watch this and ruin their cars!

  • @ducati335i you see that's exactly what I mean, I think he's purposely showing people careless and sometimes even destructive methods of cleaning attempts so that people will screw up their vehicles and then come to him instead-if it's true then he's just making himself look like an idiot ... note that his entire uploaded video is very dark and you can't really see what's going on. I mean you can see him using "automagic" which is a pro grade product from Dallas, Texas ?

  • WTF... so 25 years of doing a shitty f'n job. What a joke.

  • wow you fucking suck

  • Are you fucking kidding me... I would not even let this guy near my car

  • It's unbelievable that people can go through life making money using dumbass tactics like this.

    This is an expensive car and he is spraying the car interior and trunk with water and 409.

    Maybe this is the method you would want to use when washing a lawnmower.

  • it. You use a special rag dedicated to your rim, the right chemical for alloys and a special tire chemical for your tire, like bleach white. depending on the rim and it's finish, allow the rims cleaning solution to work it's way through the road grime THEN rinse it down. And this is just what f**ked up on. 25 years my ass, you can spend two hours on the net and do a more professional job then him. I hope the Bentley owners don't go outside and do this, lol.

  • Man, I did not know people half-assed it like that. You don't spray liberally like that, especially on a Bentley! You spray a diluted industrial chemical that cleans interiors, like the center console and dash, on the rag dedicated to door jams and spend some damn time cleaning it. He got water all in that Bentley. Secondly, you don't spray in to the engine bay like that unless ALL the electricals are covered, I know that continental has a Lot of electricals. Thirdly, Take the rim off to clean-

  • did he really just use 409 on a car?? Is this how a detail shop does it?

  • That's how you get a nice car wet and its interior stained! He hasn't got a clue!

  • I think my eyeballs have been violated.... I have just had a new car deliverd and was looking for how to keep it shiny..... now i know how NOT to do it.. I wouldn't clean my push bike like that.

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  • Eagle One All Wheel Tire Cleaner, followed by a mist of Eagle One Keep Wheel Clean all around the wheel...who uses 409? That even safe for the car?

  • I wouldnt wash my car with this much disrespect, let alone a 6 figure car.

  • You suck, fail.

    Do not pass go, do not collect $200.00.

  • whhhaaat the...

    this guy is a giant tool. If he drank all the chemical he's putting on the car, he might become a valuable member of society.

  • I -really- hope this is a joke video

  • I have a feeling it's Pro Clean in Troy, NY (suburb of Albany)

  • Didnt know Alex Jones washed cars ?

  • Did he seriously say that it wasnt a big deal to get it on the interior? Its a god damn BENTLEY. WTF is wrong with this guy. It may be ok for his pink Miata...but not for a Bentley.

    And also, did he use 409 to clean a Bentley? I have way just shat a brick. WOW^^^

  • ...I've been detailing for 3 years and even I know not to do this kind of thing.

    Amateur.

  • you're joking right? o god tell me you are

  • i wash my GTP with more care and time then you do. If i was washing a Bentley i would take more time then usual.

  • in 25 years thats how youve learned to detail a car?!?! dude- shut the doors! omg... lol youre killing me here...

  • dude keep the car doors fucking close cause your soaking the damn interior

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  • I saw this video and had to sign in to comment (something i don't usually do)

    This guy is a brainless jerkoff.

    Did you see how much water spray went into the boot (trunk)

    around the trunk area and ddor jams needs care and attention with a wet cloth (not a hose)

    forget what car he was working on, this treatment was not fit for any vehicle, it looked like he was doing a $5 or £2.50 2 minute drive thru car wash.

    never clean a car this way people

  • Good guid to how to fuck up your car, nice one, 25 years of washing cars and he dont know shit. Moron. Did you see the filth on the bucket and rags he was using !

    Good advert to stay the fuck away from his company.

  • wow i would not recommend this guys shop where ever he works at

  • what the fucking fuck is this moron doing

  • wtf is this guy doing?? he jus fucked up a bentley

  • mommy, make the scary man leave the Bentley alone :(

  • I think this is a joke...

  • these guy prolly works at Scrub-A-Dub

  • very professional

  • wow ruining a bently

    sounds like fun

  • Simply put it is a Joke

    Stay Away From My Car

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  • I really know that much about car detailing, but why give advice about buying cheap products if your working on a bentley, i would understand if its a fuckin miata. 409? really? your a fuckin moron

  • dude should be shot and shoved into his 1994 ford escort and rolled off a fuckin cliff!

  • U fucking ruined that cars interior u fucking idiot! I dont know much about detailing... But seriously if i saw you handling my car like that id hit you. And ask for you to replace the leather interior u sprayed water and chemicals on.

  • he is a cock

  • Holy shit that guy is BRUTAL! The chrome rims are basically done now after that scratch-filled 'how-to'. 25 years experience? Doing what? Cleaning the shop floor? Those who can't do, teach.

  • lolwut? Is this guy serious?

  • one word...WOW! idk where to start. One, wtf was he thinking, 409 and fantastic wtf, like tpctoto17 said, your not cleaning a bath room. i sit here laughing my ass off of such stupidity. and by the way you dont use a rag for the wheel wels then put them on the crome rhems, your only transfering the dirt to scratch them...... i mean come on seriously hahahaha! i have new guys i hire and they know better then that and they just started detailing for what.. 25 min's and they know better then that!

  • OH.....my......GOD! Stupid retard

  • This guy reminds me of some retard they hired at a detail shop who thinks he know's it all. This tutorial is misleading as monkey balls. Don't dip your balls in the hotsauce you will get burnt! Just like this guy lol

  • A bit early for April fools, isn't it? Because I do hope this is a joke...

    I just feel sorry for all the people who might have messed up their cars by watching this video not knowing that this is madness.

  • Here's his number: (703)448-1001

  • 25 years of experience, my ASS. More like, 25 years of experience in teaching how not even a complete idiot with a dirty old truck would wash their vehicle.

  • if i gave that dude my bently to DETAIL and he soaked the boot carpet with his silly ass hose .i would punch fuck out of him.......DUDE THATS A HUNDRED GRAND CAR AND YOUR USING 2 DOLLAR METHODS .........WANKER

  • dude u make TRUE Detailers look bad. I use professinal grade products and materials only . You should know that ,but then again u r not a TRUE detailer. 409 and fantastik u r detailing a car not cleaning a bathroom!

  • i wouldnt even let him near my ranger

  • LOolOLOLOLOLO DETAIL MY CAR PLEASE

  • I would not let this guy anywhere near my car...

  • oh my god what a douche. This is the worst car wash ive ever seen. Im amazed he didnt advise to pull the 'drain plug' out in the boot/trunk to let all that water out.

    i'd rather let a goat wash my car

  • DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GUY!!!

  • ever heard of drying?

  • This is a great video on How Not to Detail Your Car. That's not even my car, and I still want to kick that guys ass.

  • OMG!! This is a joke right? Whoever owns that car needs to get there head examined for even letting this guy near it..

  • "stuff it in the cracks"

  • walmartS kmartS

  • i cant believe someone would let this guy would do this to any car, let alone a $200,000 + bentley

  • Guys, he actually did a good job from what i saw (i am legally blind)

  • This guy is a joke. I guess Monkey do wash cars for 25 years. The person who load the car for this video is even stupider.

  • the rim brush on a crome rim can you say scraches

  • EPIC FAILURE

  • I just signed up becuase of the horror this video shows.

    DO NOT DO THIS TO YOUR CAR. As another member said, he should be run over with this car.

  • you should be ran over with that bentley!

  • i hope that is not my bentley

  • FUCKING... IDIOT, I hope this was all a joke, otherwise he should be ran over w/ that Bently. That idiot should never come close to washing a car.

  • Holy Shit. This is the worst washing job I have seen in a while.

  • This make me want to start washing my car from now on. Fuggin donkey.

  • Is this guy serious?!?!? This is possibly the worst thing you can do to clean your car.

  • $200,000 vehicle and this nut thinks he knows how to wash it??? I feel bad for the owner of this car.

  • what a f**kin joker, he said he was a 'specialist'? give that bucket and mitt to the f**kin monkey instead.

    Twat

  • I would smack the shit out of this dude if I saw him. WTF is he thinking!!??? Simply washing the car makes the jams wet enough to wipe clean!! FUCKIN RETARD!

  • Jesus Christ. You aren't a detailer, are a moron.

  • stuuuf the cracks hahah!!!!!!!

  • capital green car have kindly givin him a bentley to screw up

  • ummm ok this guy is not an auto detailer cant run up on a bentley dealer with fantastic and dish wash detergent wow people like this make good detailers look like crap

  • this guy is stupied ...

  • This guys a tool,I wouldn't let him wash a Geo Metro.

  • WOW! WTF is the point of spraying the cracks with the DOOR OPEN? And WHY would you use that horrible bristled brush on chrome wheels? Please take this video down, I find it offensive.

  • i only use a spray detailer in the door jams

  • who the hell would let this guy near their car!? i wouldn't let him wash a 20 year old beater

  • why does he not just pour water in the boot?

  • Wow this guys an idiot. How the hell is he even in business?

    And did he really say "more dirtier" LOL HAHA!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Everyone is right though. This guy is using chemicals that are NOT safe for car paint. While yes some fo the responses are intense in language. But over time this process this guy is using is very bad for paint. Just because he owns a business doesn't make him an expert. I was also shocked with the condition of the bucket he uses. A lot of scratches that occur on cars that take away from the shine occur in the washing processes with dirty mitts and dirty/abrasive towels.

  • Oh my god, Who the hell gave this dumbass a Bentley?! Why would you put any amount of 409 on a cars paint, let alone a Bentleys. God, well I hope the guy that owns the Bentley enjoys watching his car get destroyed.

  • oh my god, I think even normal people know not to just spray 409 all over your car...

  • dont clean my car even if its a civic

  • Wow I'm shocked what a dumb ass.

  • i hope the owner of the bentley watched this video. this guy is such an idiot! ok youll get some water inside, no big deal but the chemicals he just used are in that water! no where near a pro. anyone with a brain knows this is wrong

  • More reasons for me to NEVER allow anyone who claims to be a cleaning/detaling "specialist" near my vehicles.

    It might take me 2-weeks to complete one single SUV, but I rather take the time and do it myself than allow some moron with a hose and some Zaino to play and experiment with my rides and then regret it later on.

  • This Guy is horrible...

    Doors open

    Single bucket lol?

    Disgusting bucket and wash mitt.

    Chemicals???

    NOT A PRO. NOBODY LISTEN TO HIM lmao..

  • So true. I notice he's a complete idiot right after he dropped the so-called cleaning "specialist" self-title.

  • hes washing the car with a hose when all the doors open LOL

  • HAH! 409? An older mitt? wtf is wrong this guy? I have a freakin 07 civic and i don't touch my car with a cloth unless i've cleaned the rag

  • Worst Car detailer EVER !!!!!Moron (psychology), disused term for a person with a mental age between 8 and 12, slang for a stupid person

  • its no big deal if you get water in it. yeah right. its just a bentley asshole.

  • who the hell let him do that to their bentley. i wouldnt even let him touch my car

  • monkey see monkey plz dont do

  • PROTIP: Just hose out your Bently!

  • i'd like my interiors dry thank u

  • 409 on bentley leather? you'll never touch my car, fool!!!!

  • Bentley service advises that the factory does not reccomend any wheel cleaner or for that reason 409 on any Bentley wheels. Hand wash with a premium car wash soap and water only!!

    Beware or your brakes with squeek a nasty noise.

  • this isnt called monkey see for no reason... you can see a dumb monkey do stupid stuff and screw up things like bentleys

  • lol wow this dude isnt very good at what he does...at least make it look like your doing a good job for a demo video...he did like 1/3 of the rim, missed a bunch of places around the jams...thats like quickly using a pressure washer on the body so u least some grime on the paint.

  • surely its easier to just clos ethe doors when hosing and then use the 'chemicals' whatever they are later, rather than soaking all that plush/expensive interior. i mean damn. i understand its a brief detail of how to clean a car in a 3 minute video but jeez. show us u can do it properly by not rushing thru!

  • this guy needs to be shot

  • I fix mistakes like the ones you see in this video.