Hilariously Bad Pakistan Sonic Heroes Happy Meal Commercial - 2004

[samvirus]

Why is the only black character from the Sonic franchise good at basketball?

[ESE150]

@samvirus

Shadow's skin isn't black, you retard.

[ElZorroHonesto]

Tells Sucker!

Sonic Sketbor!

Rogg and Emmy Tennes!

Dreem Pufflover Katch!

Shehdough Baaasketbaw!

Knockus Bessbaw!

[Treyworld]

MY EYES!!!!

[CrashSG32]

What is this I don't even

[TheGamerBadger]

I used to love Shadow's Baketball...

[HyperRush79]

This ad is racist!

[C4DNerd]

As a 3D modeler, I must say that this video makes me feel so much more better about my work.

[MigXangel18]

i am a vagina! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[mmaaat123]

Knuckles Piss Ball

[overkllassasin249]

i..,... cant breath so goddamnfunny

[ToonWatcher3000]

A junker happy meal crime! Our McDonalds says Sega game Slime!

Tails Sucker!

Sonic Sketbored!

Roug and Emy Tennis!

CREAM BUTT-FLOBBER CATCH!!

Shadow Basketbar!

Knuckles Bessboll!

Cheeseburger pill killing! Hoogala! I'm a vagina! Hot sauce with a bit of flying! Chorrocho, the happy meal kind!

Jonah, Jonah, McDonalds says: SEGA GAME SLIME!!

[MigXangel18]

@ToonWatcher3000 jajajajjajajajajajja!!!!!

[darla620]

I actually want these games. Is there something wrong with me?

[LivingRelevance]

Arg un chell happy meal klime, a mcdonalds is sega games life, Tells Sucker, Sonic Skateboard, Rogue and Emmy tennis, Cream pot flubber catch, Shadow Busketball, Knuckles Baysball, geeb er kum pil kelly, ooh, i like a vagina, go sober fo beebil flime, jerunjun per habby meal klime. Julun jalil mcdonalds say, Sega Games Slime.

[KyFriedPlatypus]

Considering that this commercial is from McDonald's, you'd think they would've had a higher budget...

[Neoxx66]

EVERYTHING'S BETTER IN PAKISTAN

[KennethMoreland]

There's not enough Facepalm to go around.

[SHUUNNNNN]

SONIC SKETBORT

ROGUE AND EMMY TENNIS

KNUCKLES BESSBEL

CHEEBURGER PILLKILLIN'!

[TurretDude123]

0:31 "What about a vagina?"

[gigagoblin]

0:19 "buttflubber catch" me: 0_o

[officialmasada]

TAILS SUCKER SONIC SKETCH BALLS

ROUGE AND ANY TENNIS

CREAM PUFF LOVER CATCH

PEET BURGER PILT KILLEH

HOOP O LOOK IMA GIANT

SHADOW BASKETBALL

THAT GIRLS BASEBALL

HARTS O BOOK ALIPA LION

[olimono1]

@officialmasada tails sucker

sonic sketch balls

cream butt lover catch

rose and any tennis

Shadau basketball

That girls baseball

[DethSonic]

.........wow..........

[SpeedDemon2468]

Dafuq?

[torinthehedgehog]

Whats up with the models

[coolsimcity4deluxeNe]

Rouge is not a mouse!!

[Montazeraaan]

@coolsimcity4deluxeNe Those ratfucks don't even know the characters, and they fuckin' don't know how to do 3d modeling. So why did they bother to make up this crap?!

[SpeedDemon2468]

SONEC SKEHTBUD

TAAAYELZ SOCUH!

[StarscreamAlmighty]

oh pakistan you!

[xalener]

BUCK BLUBBER CATCH

[SuperShadow781]

First they kill thousands of innocent americans on 9/11,

Now they gotta kill Sonic too?

[Hammi4Real]

@SuperShadow781 dude not funny. we had nothing to do with 9/11.

[BillAndJillShow]

I cant argue with that Davilljoe 193

[harrykid]

today pakistainan ids just want explosives in their happy meals

[Hammi4Real]

@harrykid yeah cuz i like mine with a packing punch. learn to spell.

[harrykid]

IDK whats a packing punch and I also I`m sorry I dont know how to spell these words let me grab my pakistain dictiionary

[Daviljoe193]

Amy rose look like a man!?!?

[R3L14NT94]

this advert is terrible

[LARDLOGO]

Well Joker's Happy Meal flies, ouch McDonald's has a Sega Kids Fine.

Tails sucks fur

Sonic Skank Whores

Roag ends gamey tennis

Cream pug lover catch

Shallow Bwasketbowl

Nupples baseball

Cheeseburger lame filler, food! I like vaginas! Hot Sauce with a list of dying, Tell us off the Happy Meal line. Jello likes McDonald's gay Sega Kids Fine.

Bahahahaha I'm luggin it!

[retrosonic90]

these are the characters i see when i play sonic games

[gothicjinx101]

Oh...My....Lawld....

[KONPALegendz]

lol Rouge is a mouse

[mzxrules]

This commercial sounds like it needs to be put out of it's misery...

[aleckermit]

0:03 "Our Mcdonalds is saving kid's lives"

[TheYellowCHARM]

They fail

[Starsnap4]

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH. WHAT HAPPENED TO SHADOW'S CHEST FUR!?!? HOW DARE THEY MAKE HIM UN-SMEXY!?!

[STKorporation]

Whta happened to rouge's clothes ?

[Commander6444]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Thanks for posting this!

[minecraft20]

This is the only commercial that actually fits those shitty little games.

[BriannaDawnc]

Wait, that naked white mouse thing was supposed to be Rouge? WTF? And why does Amy look like a man in drag? O.o

[ObsoleteSonicRules]

SEGAAAAAAAAAAAH



[frankenvonvogler]

Maybe I should just move to Pakistan to become a CG artist.

[maryoshi143]

WTF¡¡ que amorfo PEOR NO PUDO SER

[whattheheck1000]

ATTENTION HAPPY MEAL TIME A MCDONALDS GIVES SEGA GAMES LIES!

TEAR SUCKER!

SONIC SKATE BOAR!

RO AND EMMY TENNIS!

CREAM BUTT PLUMBER CATCH! (lol)

SHADOW BASKETBAR!

THE GIRLS BEST BALL!'

CHEESEBURGER PEN KILL HIM! WHO LAGUNA MY VAGINA? OR GOES OVER ME BUT LIME! CHA CHA HER HAPPY MEAL TIME!

CHUNNA CHUNNA MCDONALDS SAY SEGA GAMES LIE!

January 27, 2012 12:23 am

[Halofreaked]

Tails had one tail lol

[HyperRush79]

@Halofreaked no Twice, pause it

[icegirl1456]

Amy looks fat XD

[Humpudy]

OM MY GOSH, ROUGE!!!

[lucascouto166]

Shadow Jordan!

[soniplushie]

wow,ruined childhood

go watch the French commercial in the related vids,and dont waste your time here like i did , - ,

[Keiggy856]

Why is Rouge a mouse

[JayJD585]

What the hell did i just watch?

[xalener]

This just proves it... You can separate Middle East and far east all you want. Asia is Asia.

[Hammi4Real]

@xalener are you implying that pakistan is in the middle east? because its not.

[xalener]

@Hammi4Real

Was I?

[Hammi4Real]

@xalener it seemed like it, when you stated two different regions of asia in view of this video. but yeah, in the end asia is asia.

[xalener]

@Hammi4Real

Yeah, that's what I was going for. Asia is Asia is Asia.

[Shielow11]

LMFAO TAILS SUCK-HER!

[Puurokulho]

I love how the game at 0:22 doesn't have a screen.

[alexiscastanedahello]

on 0:16 rogue looks like a mouse

[SuperSquad447]

I thought the bad commercial was good and all, but what got me the most was when it said "I'm Lovin it"

[LARDLOGO]

@SuperSquad447 the I'm Lovin' It thing scares the $#!@% outta my little brother. Seriously though, WHO could like this advert? Let's just be grateful it will probably never air again. Also, the designers of the CGI here have improved!

[firehchan]

I have been scarred for life.

no more McDonalds for me ._.

[skunksr2cutep]

This scares me

[JavadoBeckett]

My God. These graphics and animations put Skyrim to shame.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play some "Roag and any Dennis" with my friends.

[WeegeeMalleoFan100]

I agree because it does look like a little child's attempt at using 3D Studio Max, seriously this commericial is horrible, it sucks

[WeegeeMalleoFan100]

This is the worst commercial ever

[supermonkeyprod]

Honestly if McDonald's ever does this again I think they should let SEGA animate it. It's worse than the Progressive Sonic commercial.

[CheatMasterK]

@supermonkeyprod I agree... At least THAT Sonic looked like Sonic.

[jslbrt]

So this commercial was made by the developers of MWF3, I see now.

[ESE150]

To all the retards who keep saying "Hurr durr, they made the black character play basketball, DERP!!1!1!!one!": CUT. IT. OUT. PEOPLE ALREADY SAID THAT THOUSANDS OF TIMES, YOU FUCKING MORONS.

[Ericss2009]

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^ The swastika I was talking about. Not an edit (other than the zoom-in box pasted over the pic, duh); pause the video at that point if you don't believe me.

[MrsRollercoastergirl]

Wait, why the hell is Rouge a mouse!?!?!

[shueboy200]

ITS SO BAD ITS GOOD

[cloud7562003]

I have never seen such AMAZING GRAPHICS IN MY LIFE!

[maikutx]

Why's the black hedgehog got to be the one playing basketball?

[pochopaz7381]

Is not that bad,

[Lupercaleb]

they're not far off from the actual characters; i think it's difficult to get super deformed characters like these wrong

[ESE150]

@Lupercaleb

Fuck off, stupid troll.

[Lupercaleb]

@ESE150 not trolling, look up "super deformed" on wikipedia

[ESE150]

@Lupercaleb

Oh, sorry. I thought that you were trolling when you said "they're not far off from the actual characters".

[EdmacZ]

Kinda makes you appreciate Sega's CGi abilities huh?

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

u trollin', bro

[DrMuganda]

Sanic

[fudgepanteys]

CHEESEBURGER WILL KILL HIM

[GimmeMyChainsaw]

I actually cringed a little while watching this. .___.

[linkyoshicat]

A DUNKING HAPPY MEAL TIME A MCDONALDS GIVES LIME TAILS SUCK HER SANIC SCATBORD ROGE AND EMY DENNIS CREAM BUTT FLOBBER CATCH SHOWDOS BASTCET BAWL NUCKELS BECEBAL G-BURGER KID BELLIN' UH, AMARICAN VAGINA I ALSO BEAT MY LIME CHARCHAR MIC HAPPYMEAL KIND! CHUH CHUH MC HAPPY MEAL SEGA GAME SLIME!

[nded]

They didn't even finish the 3D model for the rabbit's LCD game thing.

[SONICBOYREBORN234]

Ugh.....I actually thought nothing could get worse than 06's models....

[badboybrawl9977]

jesus that was awful

[huskiesghost]

Looks like this was made in a Middle School project...

[truezenwarrior15]

Rouge is animated so poorly that no one notices how fat amy is.

[Zerowind117]

I like that Tails was first rather than Sonic lol

[Aeiutube]

HADJIN KHUR HAPPY MEAL TIME OUR MCDONALDS IS SEGA GAME SLIME!

TAILS SUCK-HER!

SAWNECH SKETBORD!

ROUGE AND AMII TENNIS!

CREAM BUTT FLOBBER CATCH! (of course)

SHEDOW BASKETBAR!

NUCKLES BEHZBOL!

CHEESBURGER PAINKILLER! WHO HAGULA VAGINA? ORGOS LET ME POO LIME! LA CUCARACHA HAPPY MEAL TIME!

[tiggxtreme]

@Aeiutube Oh fuck, I can't breath...

[Blueskywatcher]

@tiggxtreme *breathe

[LozoRozoDX]

@Aeiutube LOL

[TheUltimateBeing01]

This makes Sonic 06 look like a fucking masterpeice.

[carnyzzle]

Shadow Basketball? SEEMS LEGIT.

[ImmaSonictehhedgehog]

@carnyzzle Am I the only one who gets this joke?

[Jeffeffery9]

HOG SHEN SHEN HAPPY MEAL CUT; A MCDONALDS IS SECOND KID'S LINE

TAIIILLS SUCKER

SONIC SKEETBOARD

'ROGUE' AND EMY TENNIZ

CREAM BUTT FLOBBER CATCH

SHADOW BESKETBAWL

KNOCKELZ BESBALL .....

G BURGER PIN KILLIN'! MA GULA GULA VAGINA. ORSO BUT ME BUTT LIME. CHONO CHILD GET HAPPY MEAL TIME!

There.... I think I translated it.

[RayKidd227]

0:31 vagina XD

[TobyTurner100]

what is worse this or bandicoot ad

[LatestUFOSightings]

0:30 GEE BUCKA PIG KILLING!

[LatestUFOSightings]

CREAM FUCKFLOBBER CATCH!

[Scarredgraymouse]

i can't stop watching this, I don't know what's worse:

Tails only has ONE tail.

Rogue is a mouse.

Sonic, Amy, and Shadow's hair looks possessed

Cream is bald.

And...I have no idea what they did to poor knuckles.

[comicbookfever]

X.X I passed out because it's scaryness.(just kidding

[ike6252]

lol they think that rouge is a Mouse x))

TAILS SUCKER !? WTF x))

[Nicsho]

I do work with Maya and 3DS Max, and I resent the "Kids First Attempt" comment. That implies that even kids don't have better talent. As soon as they figure out NURBS and Polygons, they're (basically) already 10x better than this!

[beychampboy]

rouge the MOUSE!?

[NegativeEleventy]

I love playin' me some butt flobber catch.

[Masashi27]

I rofl'd so hard

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

Does anyone notice cream's mouth is gone.

[suckmyballs85]

Oh, because shadow is black, You make him play basketball. That is low.

[w33zlmusic]

Rouge is a mouse now. Deal with it.

[Misterjuanky]

SE LA CAGARON

[mariofana]

OUR TEN CAN HAPPI MEAN KAH. Our mcDonalds is Sega games Nigh.

Tails Sucker !

Sonic Skateboad !

Rogue and Amy Tennis !

Cream Puff flower catch !

Shadow ! Basketball !

Knuckels Baseball !

Gee burqua. Pill Quella !

Allah Goullag McGiant

[amberthesuperfox]

why

[Shockadinkiller727]

1. Pakistan obviously has a lack of funding.

2. I did not know they even had television.

3. They say Rouge's name "Rogue". Fail.

4. I can't imagine anyone in Pakistan playing Sonic.

5. *seizure from derp overexposure*

[DKCplayer]

Poor Tails. In this commercial he has no nose, only one Tail so he can't fly AND he made an idiot of himself by kicking the ball into his own goal. "TAILS SUKKAH."

[Retrovibes]

So fucking funny and it never gets old! So clueless. Rouge is now a mouse called "Rogue" that looks NOTHING like the character. Also, the midi music constantly looping in the background adds to the amateurishness. And notice the huge drop in sound quality in the end, when the american slogan appears. No need to mention the CGI...

[Tonyant1998]

O.O. Uhhhhhhh......

[Rafa8]

HOLY.FUCKING.SHIT.



[LaurelRhSo]

wow.... that is REALLY bad!!!! they all look like CRAP!!!!

[thespanner666]

i love penis

[ESE150]

To all the retards who keep saying "Tahts so raceest, DERP!!1!!1one!!" at Shadow playing basketball, NO, IT ISN'T. It's REALISM, as statistically, most basketball players are black.

[ESE150]

@Lawdrun

Go away, you pathetic troll.

[comicbookfever]

@Ericss2009 What do you mean?

[isawafrogoneday]

gotta love the midi music in the background

[Snip3rNife]

Rouge The Mouse

[Yoshiman6464]

Still better than the Graphics of Sonic Labyrinth, one of the worst Sonic games ever.

You can't even run.

[javimartiarena]

Paskitan mcdonalds commercials suck.

[javimartiarena]

Tails socker sonic skcate bored rouge and amy dennis cream butt flubber katch shadow basketbawl

[Dragoonknight717]

Knuckles looks like he's having a bad hair day.

And he decided to have fun with the leaf shredder.

[SpeedyLizzard14]

OUR JUNKER HAPPY MEAL CLIMB; OUR MCDONALDS IS SEGA GAMES NOW

[Acid032]

TAILS SUCKER !

[SealElement]

this is amazing. thank you for uploading this gem.

[MARIOSONIC320]

Press 1 For Gamefly

Press 2 For Soccer Ball

Press 3 For Crappy Game

Press 4 For Shitty Game

Press 5 For Racist

Press 6 For Jamaican Knuckles

Press 7 For Vagina?

Press 8 For Giant Happy Meal

Press 9 For Bababababa Im Lovin It

[TheGyroid]

THE GAMES HAVE BETTER CHARACTERS THAN THIS

[megadrum1000]

worst graphics ever they look gay

[kjw21411]

@MARIOSONIC320 "CREAM BUTT FLOBBER CATCH!" xD

[GoldenYoshiKing23]

@MARIOSONIC320 ROFL XD -DEAD-

[LegendOfAGamer]

Rogue looks like an albino mouse.

[GeneStarwind09]

Don't be mean guys. I think Amy's suffering from severe retardation.

[MARIOSONIC320]

CREAM BUTT FLOBBER CATCH

[JirachiMaster007]

@MARIOSONIC320 2 top comments? No thanks bro. 1 is plenty for you. Situation fixed.

[Blaketoberfest]

...The heck with is wrong with Sonic's quills?

[loui001]

I think my favorite part of this is how they say "SONEEC SKATE BOARD"

[TuahShinguru]

Cream butt flobber catch?

[wangtang32000]

oh my god i couldnt stop laughing for 3 minutes XD

[SoniClub]

Lol, Rogue and Emy Tennis. That mouse model is too funny.

[RandomClashers]

Wow they made the black one play basketball. I knew it McDonalds!!!!

[Luna29884]

Why would shadow ever be botherd to play basketball... i mean really basketball!

[Kimiomega]

Who da fuck is that stupid mouse? ROUGE IS A BAT GRGRGEHGBR

NERD RAGE!!

[Sonic222333]

I want to hang myself...

[JiraiaFV]

OH GOD!!!PLEASE SOMEBODY KILL ME NOW!!!