Predator No time to bleed.....riiiiight

[theDSgraphics]

@ETHANR97

Thank god you put It down in writing! I found it so hard to watch it for myself...

[PowerArmor96]

Y U NO GET TO DA CHOPA

[mrcardio9r]

Yeah Jesse Ventura is the mother F'n man! Chuck Norris is indeed something like a God but Jesse Ventura is one.

[kallemick]

this line is so ridiculous and stupid that i cant stop laughing when i think of it

[R13121994]

The best soldier in this movie XD

[wowelite2]

*gets papercut in class*

Hot girl: are u okay? u're bleeding!

Me:... I aint got time to bleed

*feels hardcore*

[hfrancoe]

*in front of movie theater*

"Sir would like to donate blood today?"

"Ain't got time to bleed."

[Baseshocks]

@hfrancoe AHAHAHAH :D, that is actually really funny. I am going to say it if asked by someone to donate :P.

[werwr4]

since the day i watched preditor (i was 6 i watched it on vhs) when ever i was bleeding and someone told me "your bleeding" i would be in the most pain possible but id still pull out one "i aint got time to bleed" then go to the nurse.

[dafhgadsrhadjtb]

4 people aren't dug in like an Alabama tick

[Supramna92557]

@dafhgadsrhadjtb Ugh I think have it backwards my friend

[UchuuKeijiRaidanjin]

Ohhh ho hooooo! Yeah, Right. Tell that to the bleeding hole in your arm then ;D

[VikutaaChyaaruzu]

Three people are TF2 Soldiers who claim they do not have time to bleed... and got their schedules opened up.

[xbix22]

ohhh oh ho oh ho really? well... tell that to the bleeding hole in your arm

[MrVestido]

Do you got time to duck?(2 sec after if u seen the movie)

[MrSyahdewa]

i ain't got time for peeing

[Maximus1Decimus]

Jesse Ventura was probably the only real special forces guy in this movie..He was a former Navy Seal.

[bigshow1fan]

@Maximus1Decimus theres no such thing as a "former" seal. once a navy seal always a navy seal

[Maximus1Decimus]

@bigshow1fan Okay dude, the point is. He is elite, and he was the only one that has been through the actual third world warfare.

[ETHANR97]

Blain "I ain't got time to bleed" Poncho "oh..... ok..!"

[05Ibrahim]

He may not have time to bleed, but he is still bleeding.

tough luck

[Ninety9Soulz]

Bleeding is a conspiracy

[Mack9581]

After they teach you grammer? Right?

[jon454833]

i would mate with the preditors... then earn there trust and live with them ...and then i would come to earth as a bad ass

[BloodFalcon100]

@jon454833 lol exactly what i would do

[Xae87]

@jon454833 maybe they'd teach you how to spell, too

[gummipo]

OMG I WANT CLINT EASTWOOD TO SAY THAT LINE SO F*ING BAD

[ReptileRanger719]

Son of a bitch is dug in like a Alabama tick!

[unfortunatebeam]

@ReptileRanger719 oh? I though he said "tit"

[hobippitybum]

huh.. ok. thumbs up for future knowing powers

[TheManuLord]

Looks like he has all the time to bleed after the movie

[NaYarB04]

Fuck i must now work that line into every day stituations

[Darthmalak12]

Jesse Venture Makes Chuck Norris look like a Little Boy

[ZombieKing9090]

Get to the chaoppa i know that it wasnt in that scene but ok nvm

[tomgo97]

2 people didnt make it to da choppa

[JamDP1100]

Only Chuck Norris "ain't gots time to bleeds"

[blytheracer92]

Jesse Ventura Killed Bin Laden

[THETANK249]

2 people got time to bleed

[coscientology]

hahaahah nice edits

[kallemick]

@MrStayingGold its because this line is a joke just like the movie itself

[danmanjones]

i watch this movie every couple of years. classic stuff.

[gotmadskilz]

I love "dug in like an Alabama tick" & "I aint got time to bleed". Use them all the time!! LOL

[Chronolyse]

Strap this on your sore ass, Blain.

[I3eastSnipeI2]

@MrStayingGold "I ain't got time to bleed" "Ohh, Riight, tell that to the bleeding hole in your arm."

[BBoy2020]

One of the most badass one liners ever in film.

[KevinLakhani]

when i was younger, i thought he said "dug in like an alabama tit." I never understood it until i realized that wasn't what he was saying.

[DunderMiffilin1]

SON OF A BITCH IS DUG IN LIKE AN ALABAMA TICK!

[MartinSeptimII]

BEST LINE EVER

[kallemick]

@MartinSeptimII you gotta be kidding me........

[yakidk89]

Greatest line in the history of movies.

[deutschland08fn]

2 people have time to bleed

[Ghilliejoe]

mac at the end geeked me out. wtf is he doing in the bushes

[OrcSoldat]

2 people have time to bleed

[Jetli2013]

@OrcSoldat

LOL !!  21 seconds of bleeeeedeeng. XD

[Cheetux]

"Son of a bitches dug in like an Alabama tick."

[msungs]

"I ain't got time to bleed".

[cornyy1994]

the bastards dug in like a alabama tick

[Think1079]

No condoms! Ain't got time to breed

[TheBlackPigeon]

Well, if there's one thing this video proves, it's that the Predator will gladly work around your schedule.

[DanOceans1]

Blain was the shit, but Billy was the real badass.

[140jeff15834]

"Hey Blain look at this cool book I got!"

"I ain't got time to read."

[metorphoric]

LOL @ Ventura's chin.

[metorphoric]

@hardstyle905

Since you know what it is, I'm guessing you're one. 

[metorphoric]

@hardstyle905

I am a feminist and I do have a vagina. However, the last word you called me, I cannot classify myself as.

2 out 3 isn't so bad.

[metorphoric]

@hardstyle905

Sorry. You have to be over the age of 18. Ask me in about.... 10 years.

Until then, be good and take care.

[metorphoric]

@hardstyle905

No. I just don't think you've had any to account for.

Good day.

[metorphoric]

@hardstyle905

Well, good for you. It's quite obvious you have low self-esteem. Anyone who tries to make enemies on youtube normally does. Try medication?

Well, take care.

[metorphoric]

@hardstyle905

My point about you already has been proven. I am not going to keep engaging in your childish nonsense.

Enjoy your life. Take care.

[VriskaSerket]

@hardstyle905

@metorphoric

Would you two shut the fuck up and get a room already?

[AETutorials42]

@hardstyle905

Jesus Christ dude. 

[MrCm1515]

@metorphoric so you label your're self a feminist hmmm I will call my self a super duper mega master man dude guy, Hey its my right.

[metorphoric]

@MrCm1515

LOL. OK. I have no idea what you're even talking about but good luck with that.

Good Bye.

[MrCm1515]

@metorphoric well you are a women so i do not expect you to

[metorphoric]

@MrCm1515

Yet, you're the one who started this discussion.

How laughable...

[AveNullusMajestic]

Love the edit'n to the Predator's plasma caster shots, then "Oh..O.K"

lol

[TheNewRiflemanBob]

"I don't have time to die"

[RGSmovies]

LOL!

[ArguriosRS]

"I ain't got time to bleed."

YOU GOT OWNT!

[99455172]

GOD DAMMIT PREDATOR KILLED HIM TOO EARLY

[beeniestudios]

I'm sick of these fucking comments about chuck norris. I mean theyre on almost ever video saying hes immortal and shit

[TheNewRiflemanBob]

I don't understand the ending.

[BalossinoLuca]

Out of all the teams from all the Predator movies, this is by far the best one!

[soccermaster011]

@LtTut But Arnold Schwarzenegger definetly doesnt have time to bleed

[TheBigTittyTwister]

@soccermaster011 Because he has to order the woman to "GET TO THA CHOPPAH!". :-D

[LtTut]

Chuck Norris doesnt have time to bleed either

[THOMASBONILLA]

The movie would've been A LOT more interesting had Jesse been the main character, not Arnold...

[Gollic]

@THOMASBONILLA SHUT UP

[THOMASBONILLA]

@Gollic I ain't got time to shut up, ya slack-jawed faggot.

[Gollic]

@THOMASBONILLA :D

No-one could replace Dutch, though

[britishbulldog100]

@THOMASBONILLA hm i would prefer apollo creed just to see what happened to his first team and then whats waiting for the second rescue team but he didnt win the battle against the predator

[hman4]

just awesome!!!!

[cz9r]

i agree w duck

[TheRise0fBrutality]

dug in like an alabama tick

[JW4ever2008]

one of the best one liners ever

[flameboy5678]

awsum scene best line ever!

[BuddhaMaster84]

best quote ever

[LemonSamsonite]

He may not have time to bleed, but does he have enough time to GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!

[DasFuhrerinagstring]

@LemonSamsonite Nope.

[supermysticsonic2]

I aint got time to bleed. right... tell that to the bleeding hole in ur arm lol

[LynchMobster47]

@supermysticsonic2 How It Should Have Ended! lol

[ImBoyD20]

I AINT GOT TIME TO BLEED!

[TheInFamousMN]

But apparently he's got time to be Minnesota Governor??

[Thepackageman018]

Best scene ever.

[thrawn5k]

@Thepackageman018

His scene in the helicopter is better IMO. "Bunch of slackjawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me."

[atomichead777]

who agrees that the guy that says "i ain't got time to bleed" is the most badass character on this movie? well, anyways, too bad he died

[c0nman101]

@atomichead777 thats blain played by jesse ventura, who later became governor of minnesota

[JosiahPlummer1988]

It seems that lots of people think the first hit was actually blood splatter from the creature Blain saw. If you look carefully, you can see that the hit actually rips apart Blain's clothing; watch his left shoulder carefully. This proves that the first shot was intended for Blain, but he turned at the last minute, so it only grazed his neck and shoulder. The Predator shot again and then Blain dead-center.

[shawn863]

alabama tit

[557011]

aand im going say Get ta choppa

[lewisnwkc]

I'm so glad 24,000+ people searched for "Ain't Got Time To Bleed" just like I did... and thankfully found the video for it :D

Last time i used that line was playin Call of Duty MW2 last weekend lol

[Ganondorfman364]

i can tell everyone he is shooting is a slack jawed faggot.

[jrunberg]

"Makes Cambodia look like Kansas."

[natagaima]

Best line is Arnold's "GET TO DA CHOPPAAAA!

[65Dart]

You got time to duck?

[macielo]

@65Dart LOOL

[TheT4xid3rmist]

What do you know, he found time to bleed.

[MIKEGORDON105]

in case you didnt know, jesse ventura was a real soldier, he was like 10 years in the seals before this movie was made. I guess that is why he made a great performance. I am spanish and i love predator.

[mechagodzilla290]

Poncho-"Your hit, your bleeding man". Blain-"I ain't got time to bleed". Poncho-"Haha, geez. You can tell that to the bleeding hole in your arm!"

[Fenderjazzio]

You do now bitch.

[RafoPhoenix]

Awesome Jesseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! "No tengo tiempo para sangrar" una de las frases mas legendarias de todos los tiempos!!! Thanks Jesse for your fight againts the NWO.

[A1R3D3E7]

i got no time to bleed ;D damn thats cheesy perhaps in expandables movie someone puts better and says i got no time die

[chapmasi]

Epic line, Epic film. Simple

[sheilaloo]

it'll make you a GD sexual tyrannosaurus!

[Josh360]

son of a bitch is dug in like an alabama tick

[roydamanna]

realy cool things in this movie... i mean when i say PAINLESS you know what i mean :)

[FACTAWAVES]

that's a true badass........

[DuckCasey]

The character development in this movie is really strong for an action picture. You care about these guys by the time they start getting killed. Really first rate moviemaking.

[Drulil]

yeah got that right, one of my fav's

[Raiushi]

@DuckCasey Except Hawkins.. Nobody cares about Hawkins not even his own team Lmao

[DanthemanhasaRam]

@Raiushi lol poor Hawkins, first to go!

[kallemick]

@DuckCasey actully i see this movie as the worst movie thats ever made i never heard of the actors the lines sucks and theres no plot not to mention theres not much action either im really having a hard time seeing how people can like this movie

[Nathan2345678]

@kallemick Hmm, it could be because your an inbred retard.

[kallemick]

@Nathan2345678 or maybe its because im smart enough to realise that this movie spended hours on doing nothing had no action or plot at all and when it had a plot it seemed so cliche and boring as it could be

[Nathan2345678]

@kallemick Nice, you just owned yourself with your bad english.

[kallemick]

@Nathan2345678 "owned" are you 10? and my english is not bad because i spell one thing wrong its not perfect but its not bad either most people dont even believe im danish because my english is good

[xXCPDaBeastXx]

@kallemick It's an action movie and you want a plot? Screw that, I want to know how the fuck you ended up on this video if you hate this movie?

[kallemick]

@xXCPDaBeastXx a movie needs a plot to be great this movie didnt have much action either so its hard for me to see how anyone can like it and i did it to write my opinion and try and make people realise how much an epic fail this movie actully is was it really that hard to figure out?

[VriskaSerket]

@kallemick Epic run on sentence.

[goodflo911]

@DuckCasey you care about these guys? What are you, some kind of slack jawed faggot?

[Dkayed85]

@goodflo911 Wow, who pissed in your conflakes?

[goodflo911]

@Dkayed85 wooosh

[ACMetan]

..... Poncho said he was hit (his left arm is bleeding) what he meant was he doesn't have time to pity himself, there is a war going on, so he must kill and stuff.... not like "I won't ever bleed" as u say

[gazzymodo]

Yeah.. but has he go t time to duck ?!!

[gazzymodo]

Yeah.. but has he go t time to duck ?!!

[Hill258]

So random... awesome

[Silverthehedgehogfan]

lol

[GCB1982]

awesome scene, Jesse Ventura's character was awesome