Lauren - burger bar - The Catherine Tate Show - BBC comedy

[notley04]

face bothered, car wash, polish, am i bothered thow  lol

[KatieBMusicX]

Gavin ;D thumbs-up if you know what im talking about :P

[TheMadMsHatter]

Coming from an American, that little crack on America was the funniest bit of the sketch xD

[drdisarper]

Woah now, comment section. Let's settle some things:

1. Some people like tea. Some people do not. Not all British people like tea, and not all Americans hate it.

2. Not all Americans are fat, but that doesn't make the video any less hilarious.

3. Not all Americans are stupid. Really.

4. Capitialise. And learn how to spell.

5. Hugh Grant should never, ever be viewed as a good example of British life.

6. Accents vary by country and region. Even in America. Don't be a moron.

[JoeyJarrett28]

Pedobear works at Billy's Burger...O___O

[700charlott]

haha 1:26 the best :D

[BlazedHearts]

"I think its well funny"

I love how they speak, its awesome.

[legowarlord]

the whole of humanity needs to die so yall will shut the fuck up and stop hateing each other you fucks

[SweetGurjan]

That bearmask is creepy o.o

[riskybiscutz]

why is everyone hating on america

at least we don't drink tea like posh little dick lickers

[LoLo9876420]

@riskybiscutz they do that cause the stereotype of an american is ignorant obese person its like the stereotype of the french from the americans

[riskybiscutz]

@LoLo9876420 actually the american stereotype of the french is that they don't shower

[luciibaybii999]

@riskybiscutz excuse me? us english dont wear bowel hats, were not gay, were not people with stupid umbrellas and we dont drink tea everyday! I'm ALLERGIC to tea and americans always eat burgers ok?! so deal with it

[fabgirlb6]

@riskybiscutz at least we aint full of fucking obese teens nd the one who aint obese in america dress like whores nd are sluts.....why is it evrytime i watch tv i see adz about fat people nd there like mmmmmmm......obese adults feel sorry 4 dem nd den they say there age nd there in te

[riskybiscutz]

@fabgirlb6 no need to hate it was just a question

[MrDannybs09]

@riskybiscutz Your so sad, your grammar is shocking. Also your ability to capitialise is awful. Drink tea? Prove it? British posh? Prove that, what did you hear that from? A Hugh Grant film?

[irishdude69]

cant.....stop...(gasp)....laug­hing!

[eclectica1]

It never ceases to amaze me how Catherine Tate was able to keep a straight face whilst playing Lauren.

[JackWillssLovee]

Matt Horne is gorgeous xx

[snowbarbieblue]

"Welcome to Billy's Burger Bar. My name is Lauren." 0_0

Hahaha.......

[rzimmerm70]

I love how being fat and being American go hand in hand

[FizzahStar]

lauren: are ya sayin my dad needs a crate to get outta bed!? LOL

[ragnarokvr1]

"Look at my face, does it look bothered" *Smiling bear* LOL!!!!!!

[polyxenophile]

@benjiboypoo Yeah, pretty much...

[medknower]

you know what would be funny?...Lauren meets Vicky Pollard...they´d be best friends:D

[multiplybyzeroagain]

Are you saying I'm fat? Are you saying I should be American?!

[FizzahStar]

umm can i have a don burger please? ....................

quietly: would ya like fries with dat? LOL

[MegaVization]

dissed!! XD

[loveaguitarplayer]

Not all americans are lard asses, btw. Hilarious video! "POLISH CARWASH"

[strawberrysunlight23]

y"ea well i got bored waiting for my order !"

LOOL

[nateNbakkestudios]

Are you saying I'm American than? Brilliant just brilliant!

[MrKon14]

The first 5 seconds are classic! loool

[TheGoydych1564]

Lauren Cooper: LEGEND!

[1999DEADORALIVE]

HILARIOUS!!! PURE COMEDY!!!!!

[OctopusZER0]

BBC , 240p?

[1956MikeMad]

anti american bull crap we are not all fat we do not rag on brits on our shows

[thelovelyarmadillos]

@1956MikeMad Dude, calm down. It's funny, chill. It's a stereotype. Calm down, just like we stereotype the British to drink tea all day and discuss different types of silk. Calm down, it's a joke.

[MrDannybs09]

@1956MikeMad You actually do and plus your the fattest country in the world, don't take it with offence mate :) the British are not like that this is just a comedy show.

[XxxZ3NYxxX]

"do you want fries with that" hahahahahha pmsl

[MrJetaime555]

Bahaha I love how she said "are you calling me american?" Soooo true

[blahrandomnessblah]

It's pedo bear! D:

[TylerRyler16]

i'm a fat yank though :( LOL

[lamareikan666]

@TylerRyler16 r u bovvered though?

[Blacknife00]

LOL!! At least some people know about the typical yank size.

I got a friend from school who's an american and she get's bullied by being called Mooney.

[aguusttina1]

ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD BE AMERICAN? HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

[haydenbrush]

You callin' me a big fat yank' though?

[101badgirls]

You saying I'm fat?

You saying i should be american

you saying i'm a fat yank though

you calling my mum a lardarse

you sayning they need a crane to get ma dad outta bed

you saying i got dinnerlady arms

lolz

[ItsTheKylie]

"Are you calling me fat?"

"Are you saying I should be American?"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Catran665]

"Sayin av got dinner lady arms?" ROFL

[lilmizztokenwhite]

can i have a double cheeseburger please...

... do you want fries with that...

[InsanicManiac]

its gavin!

[KeepCalmAndCarryOnTV]

@InsanicManiac IKR!! ;D i was like OMG!!

[dengelgen]

Loves the way Lauren hesitate before she puts on the mask

[xxellisexx100]

"IT AINT BILLIE BURGER!"

"It Does Look Like Him Tho-"

[shadowjaffacake]

are you saying they need a crane to get me out of bed?

[xlayxlayx]

Do you want Fries wiv dat... x

:D

[alexyellowjello]

better than bon qui qui

[sme1ems]

... This can never get old!!! LOVE IT!

[DoctorWholuva4ever]

love the mask

[CoxWivDaBlondeLocks]

I Love it xx

[LightningWar44]

Are you saying I'm fat? Are you saying I should be American? LOL!!!! So freaking hilarious!!! XD

[MultiKimimaro]

"You're gonna sell burgers the rest of your life"

"Are you saying im fat?"

"No, i'm just saying"

"Are you saying i should be American?" xD so freaking funny! xD

[PinDrop09]

"Are you saying I should be American?"

... Oooh. :'(

[konisia69]

I'm Polish aha kinda offencive :/ but still funny :D

[xxsasunaruyaoi13xx]

You calling my mum a lard-ass

[polyxenophile]

It's amazing how an obbsession with David Tennant can lead one to the funniest string of videos availible. Follow the related videos, and you shall go far.

[benjiboypoo]

@polyxenophile red nose day special, french exam then this?

im just guessing. thats where i came from.

[camaseutra]

@polyxenophile That's exactly how I found her!

[jennaroseisdabomb]

are you saying im american xD lololol

[Mskarenjina]

It's Billy Burger hour !! :D ahahhahahah

[sophmeister303]

at the beginning she should've taken their order without looking at them then had all the funnyness and at the end when the burgers came she sould've opened the box, spat on the burger and given it to them.

[sophieproductionsx]

'you sayin' i've got dinner lady arms?'

[TheRisenDragon]

Am i big fat yank though

[kpopluvr08]

That guy is really hot~

[EmmyBea]

Hey! Not all Americans are fat! (she said as she sipped her chocolate milkshake)

[TutorialMaster46]

"You callin me a fat yank tho?!" HAHA Proud to be british!

[SGbubblez]

Hey hey now. Not all Americans are fat!

[samuraicowboyninja]

i eat food you and you go wash puny little cars because you are a puny little boy

does billy burger look bothered face bothered i ain't bothered

[SGbubblez]

@samuraicowboyninja bovvered

[SuperFaflon]

omg they're laughing at Polish ;d LoL : d but I don't care (I am Polish)

it's so funny^^

[samuraicowboyninja]

The way she said do you want fries with that was hilarious.

[jiableedsgreen]

Am I a big fat Yank tho'??!! hahhaaaaa

[HoppyNinja]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I fell off my chair laughing. No joke XD

[CaptainPsychopath]

"Are you saying I should be American" okay, I'm american, and found this hilarious ! xD

[ElizabethSimons]

Have to do this for drama :S so excited!! :D

[dralex91]

oh god, the memories... :/

[tinktatoo4me]

LOOK AT MA FACE POLISH CAR WASH .....AINT BOTHERD!

[MissChar1902]

does my face look bothered?

no, it looks like billy burger !

no it don't, that ain't billy burger

: D

[nerfgod27]

whenever i get into a verbal fight, im gonna get laurens help :)

[TheCoolio147]

@nerfgod27 haha same

[iloveleonaandemmy]

@nerfgod27

i have actually used most of what she says in arguments ;)

[Nirmal1997]

@nerfgod27 yeah, look at my face bothered bothered look face bothered polish car wash bothered i ain't even bothered look face bothered?!!

[randomdude1426]

@nerfgod27 this guy is an idiot. thumbs up if i could pwn him in a fight.

[nerfgod27]

@randomdude1426 just shut up. stop being so mean. can i get some help?

[nerfgod27]

@randomdude1426 stop being so mean

[Jaremus]

"Do you wash cars for 3,50/h? Are all your mates at work are from Poland?"

LMAO!!  I'm Polish and I find it hilarious. I love this show.

[slabywielblad]

@Jaremus

Hi 5! :D

And all of my mates at work are from Poland :D (but that doesn't count 'cause I live in Poznań ;P)

Cheers!

[emmagalton]

youre employer of the month <3 pure gold

[EllyMoody]

are your best mates to work are from poland

[abigailfrancis]

well this is one of the few times i've heard people that arent american make fun of americans, and im american and the only reason i started laughing was because catherine tate is so awesome and yes she has a point most americans are fat, but hey u gotta love america right? ;)

[ch0wac1]

im american so i dont understand themmm their accents are so strong

[ShadowEl]

@ch0wac1 That's the joke

[SuperGoliath89]

I saw the Doctor Who sketch and thought it was hilarious, but is this seriously all these sketches are? I get that they've got a formula that they think is funny and all, but I can't imagine this thing staying funny after too long.

[DaniDurant]

@SuperGoliath89 catherine tate doesnt just do school girl she has a variety of diffferent sketches, theyre all pretty good :d

[ShadowEl]

@SuperGoliath89 All popular comedy sketches follow a formula. That's why they're popular.

[ctuan13]

I thought they called them "chips" in the UK?

[MyHallelujah]

Lauren is Pedo Bear.

[AlexaMHolleran]

Athough i hate how they make fun of Americans I LOVE CATHERINE TATE!!!

[taedonsgirl]

@AlexaMHolleran hahah, she is HILARIOUS...and as an American, anyone who has been on Doctor Who can mock me all they want. ;)

[AlexaMHolleran]

@taedonsgirl

yay I am not the only American that likes Doctor Who!

[AlexaMHolleran]

What? Are you guys trying to ssay that Americans are fat?!

[sa1m4n]

@AlexaMHolleran they are fat bastards,greedy cunts

[AlexaMHolleran]

@sa1m4n

Here is the thing I am from America. At least you can understand whet we are saying!

[sa1m4n]

@AlexaMHolleran you cant even spell what properly slak yanks

[AlexaMHolleran]

@sa1m4n

You dont even know me so I suggest that you shut up now!

[sa1m4n]

@AlexaMHolleran or wot u gna do sumat FAGGIT!!

[ElizabethSimons]

@sa1m4n faggot*

[MrDannybs09]

@AlexaMHolleran That's an accent that has been put on. Stupid American, get an education and try to learn to locate different countries on the map.

[snroblox1234]

ya want fries with dat

[HighQualityStandard8]

Are your best mates from work all from Poland?

Classic.

[bagybob]

hey im an American but I sure love the British accent ahahah

[nikki16patel]

Are u sayin i have dinner lady arms ?

[NatalieLorelayT]

rude to Poland hahaha :L

[MissB1tch2011]

'But this aint Billy Burger !!!'...'You do look like him tho !!!' Hahhhahaha oohhh she is classic xx

[xMiaKittehx]

ehehehehe . . they talk funny =w=

LOL WHAT THEY SAW IS TRUE ABOUT AMERICANS!!

[arielwinchester67]

I'm American, but this is hysterical!!! <3 Catherine Tate

[conor23321]

68 peoplewho watched this are american :P

[Karmilda]

@conor23321 nah it's more likely they are fat.

[emmababezzx]

"i dont work here though"

"but youre standing behind the counter?"

"yeah well i got bored waitin for my order".. lmao

[jaysatanfox]

Are your best mates a work all from Poland?

[nicoleeebbzxox]

legend..

[mhmonster9]

this is SO boring!

[yoshidude31]

She makes me laugh but half of the time I can't understand what their saying...

[AussiePride023]

i love u catherine!

[91FroSt91]

"Do you want fries with that" ... the way she said it somehow reminded me of Saladfingers XDXDXDXD

And she's 42 ?! O_O what the hell ? O_O

[bubbles3520]

Do you want fries with that? hahaha and the mask! oh my goodness

[LewisEvn]

i cant believe catherine tate is 42 years old, she looks early 30's :O!

[kimroxmysox]

when the kid shakes his hand. ♥

[Nightskyxx1]

yeh yeh we get it, your american and your not bothered. first time is fare but if yah keep goin on bout it, the saying just goes and gets annoying. woop dee doop your american and your not bothered :I

[Nightskyxx1]

yeh yeh we get it, your american and your not bothered. first time is fare but if yah keep goin on bout it, the saying just goes and gets annoying. woop dee doop your american and your not bothered :I

[NihonKitty]

OH MY GOODNESS, CATHRINE, YOU SHOULD MARRY ME.

[UKpatriot90]

@NihonKitty sorry we are already engaged

[siracvsanv]

I can't understand what she says at 0:45 about Poland.

[tenteges666]

@siracvsanv I guess: "Do you wash cars for 3,50 an hour? All your best mates at work are from Poland ?" but I'm not sure because I'm from Poland :P

[clarie91s]

@tenteges666 She said: "Are your best mates a workel from Poland?" She uses "_ _ _el" quite a bit, eg. workel, yokel.

[clarie91s]

@siracvsanv She's telling Ryan that he has no right to laugh at her because he also does this kind of job.

[mactopolis]

She is the queen of comedy

[Hikaru0love]

American jokes... am I bovvered? Look at my face, am I bovvered? tell me if I'm bovvered, i'm not bovvered, am I bovvered? I ain't. Bovvered.

[werus19]

Well, yes, that's offensive to us, Poles but I still find the show funny as hell. I am sorry for such a stereotype but I don't care. Most of Polish I know are nice and not dumb. All nations/races have their own stereotypes and it will always be like that. All you can do is laugh. + it is not the fault of the nation that the government can't run the country so that some people have to work abroad, that's sad.

but well, I ain't even bovvered! hahah

[randomirishperson]

66 people look like billy burger

[ejdgirl]

what is up with people thinking poles r stupid?? im polish and im in geometry in middle school!!!

[crimsonhunterzero]

she sounds so sad at the end XD

[kikimado]

her friends are funny too. i think the guy is cute

[VickyLovesVicky2010]

Why Is She Gonna Bring Polish People Into This :// ....

[TheIngefied]

@VickyLovesVicky2010 'Cause it's Lauren. She's racist and she ain't even bowered about it.

[ncisisthebestxxx]

PROUD TO BE BRITISH!

[buretehudesi]

I wonder why british people doesn't speak english any more?

[PolynesianGirl13]

SECURITYYY!!! SE-CURITY!!!

[LiveIt2TheMax]

CATHERINE TATE <3

LOVE THIS BITCH

[pipkin3]

Catherine Tate gets all the attention, but I have to say that her friends - particularly the other lady are great too.

[treadlight1234]

how perfetic doing the hand wave thing

[cheetah08toto]

@treadlight1234 its not.

[Knightshadefly]

love british humor!!! "That is well bad!"

Then she puts the bear mask! hilarious!!!! and she's STILL not bovverd... oh Catherine....

[Knightshadefly]

love british humor!!! "That is well bad!"

Then she puts the bear mask! hilarious!!!!

[Knightshadefly]

love british humor!!! "That is well bad!"

[1202noz1202]

IS THAT A PARKER COAT I SEE?

LOOK WHO BROUGHT EM IN FASHION!!!

[lifeson46]

fuck off gerber and take yer ugly brat with ya

[SuperRandsom]

"are you saying i need a crane to get my dad out of bed?"

(: i couldn't stop laughing

[SuperElementalDragon]

am i bovered

am i bovered

am i bovered

look at my face

look at my face

look at my face

i ant bovered

do u want fries with dat

[heyxxmickey]

"Are you saying I'm fat? Are you saying I should be American?"

Catherine Tate, you are lovely.

[ttcgeek]

@heyxxmickey It's oh so true, though.

[kimi]

Being American, of Polish decent, and working in fast food, I still find this fucking hilarious. Lauren is one of my favorite Catherine Tate characters. She's amazing!