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  • You are a global joke!

  • You're A Joke. LOL

  • Looks like a hick.

  • 0:03 "Say Hi to my poor Mustache!!" :D xD

  • 0:03 Say hi to my mustache

    

  • kill it befor it lays eggs !

  • 3:00 "pull my mustache" XDD

  • @boobooDx I ment 0:03 XD

  • AHAHAHA When I first started watching him/her a few days ago, I thought this was all a comedy routine!...I was right :)

  • LMFAO

  • great god in heaven.

  • I was scared at the beginning, and your message "I am not a joke" made you a bit of a joke and made me laugh :D

  • Marilyn Manson on crack

  • sabrina: ur awesome and def not a joke i love watchin ur vids!! KEEP ROCKIN!!

  • DAFUQ DID I JUST WATCH

  • what the flapjacks!!

  • Your personification of every single liberal/gay stereotype states otherwise, Mr. Crocker, and this video does not further your case.

  • Scarred for life.

  • Fuck all of you who make fun of Chris. He isn't the joke, you are. You're the one who's living a pathetic life so you try and make others feel bad because you feel left out.

  • you dont look like a joke.. just a loser.

  • what a joker!

  • for real because I'm laughing my ass off

  • IT's just a retard.

  • lol she says mustard when she shakes her head hahaa

  • Press1 button over and over and over.

    TROLLING Face!

  • i seriously couldnt stop laughing throughout

  • Lmao joke.... Everyone laughs at you. You make yourself a joke... LOL

  • Go suck on penis you dick riding goofy faggot.

  • lolwut.

  • Your not a joke, your a creep

  • well i DONT thnk your a joke chris!!!!! all those other hateing bitchez can go fuck there selves!!!!

  • you guys are so fucking mean.

  • I laughed the first whole 8 seconds of this vid. And results are in. and guess whos a joke! You are!

  • @12yearoldpics lmfao same

  • wow that guy is the biggest fag ive ever seen

  • Freak Show

  • first 8 seconds had me laughing so hard i didn't even hear the rest of the video lmfao.

  • ur a joke

  • Is he/she a girl oder a boy? :O

    and id he is a boy. WTF? :O

    ARE YOU GAY?  :DDD

    faggot.

  • @CrunkcoreKing he is a guy who used to dress as a woman, he now decided to embrace his masculinity and try to bulk up.

    He is gay and if you think gay people are "faggots" then perhaps you shouldn't watch this video

  • this is just scary

  • Omg. ILY.

  • Shave your mustache!

  • OMG I keep on laughing so hard everytime I watch this video! xD This is the funniest joke ever! xD

  • can anyone tell me what happened to shane dawson?

  • @seficloud Nothing..? He still has his channel and uploads videos..

  • LOL OMG you dont want to be made into a joke and then you act like tht? Comon now your just setting yourself up to be made fun of..

  • Hahahaha sorry 

  • Hahaha this video is actually a joke xD Anyway, I <3 U, Chris :D

  • I think your a joke.

  • youre a pretty damn funny joke. this is why people hate fags

  • @pspbtrabbit69 Nope, I hate breeders like yourself.

    Go on now, go to your mate and make babies with her you gross breeder

  • Too late...

  • Go chris be who u want to be not what  others want u to be

  • You are a joke o_O mad?

  • drugs....

  • your not a joke your just mentally retarted

  • Was he jerking off? o,o

  • damn chris you tell them

  • Wtf is this?!?!?

  • I a great grandson and I enjoy watching your videos.

  • You are not a joke

  • HOLY GOD i thought i saw monster.

  • is it wrong that i think he might be a class looking tranny??

  • yepp!! when i watch these videos i see this!!!

  • With some tits he'd make a good woman.

  • u look like your were possessed by a cowboy demon u retard!Get a life u joke!

  • and your even wearing a hello kitty shirt? what a joke

  • your a joke...nice wig....asshole

  • love youu!

  • I think your better off trying to be yourself as much as possible rather than being terrified of other people's judgment. <3

  • GAYHOLE

  • 0:00 - 0:08 = Joke.

  • Look in the mirror. Trust me your a joke

  • You're not a woman get the fuck over yourself and get off of YouTube attention whore

  • ur a joke........... i promise u that

  • ur a fucking dick

  • He's kind of a drama queen

  • press 3.

  • I do not think homosexuality is his REAL problem...talk about mental issues ! I was suspicious of drug use or demonic possession..No amount of make-up will hide his multiple personalities.

  • I thought he or it was possed the devil in side it!

  • being a weird faggot isn't normal

    but on meth it is

  • @Reido666 hahaha true

  • at that kids is why you dont do drugs

  • well guess what thts all u r is a big fucken joke

  • we hate each other so what. i do not care. God Jesus and family are here . dont judge me or any other people on youtube cause thats what a sick no good person does

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (:

  • You're a gay joke !

  • @sofakingey STOP HATIN'!!!!!!

  • No... I'm pretty sure you're a joke.

  • I fricken love you <3 xD

  • I will not be a joke

    Coming from the guy with girls hair and eyeliner

    Yeah ....

  • Keep on shaving.

  • i will have nightmares because of this video

  • @DarkGargalou hhahahahahahah me too bro, me too

  • Lmao!

  • Stop being so angry. It's pointless in the internet. You talk much, but what do you do about the real situation?

    You are just a human being who got famous over a internet video.

    In Finland cocky people are inglorious.

    Please, be more modest.

  • @thesuperwalrus second that

  • this dude is fucking crazy. All he does is take up oxygen. I am a tolerant person, but wtf? These videos have no point. leave Brittney alone was quite funny though.

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  • ....says the man in the hello kitty shirt....

  • Well that was a joke xP

  • Lmao!!!! I replayed this so Many times! -3333

  • LOLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOL YOU ARE A JOKE!!!!!!! DUMB ASS!!!!

  • My fav vid of all time!

  • I kept on pausing at 7 and restarting like 20 times XD Don't get me wrong, I ove Chris but I couldn't help it.

  • Is it wrong that I burst into laughter at the beginning?...

  • I think this guy is cool, making many good points. I don't care if he is gay

  • crackhead

    

  • @MsWingsofangel ... i stopped reading at "says so in the bible."

  • @HelloJondom I know,the books been crtisized for years. you're not the only one

  • @MsWingsofangel and I meant that as in, that's the best excuse any christian could come up with as a basis of proof for anything they believe in. and for some reason in this case, judging from an eternal book which also says that the earth is flat, written by uneducated people who lived in the desert 2000 years ago, this "being" or "creator" has a problem with homosexuals.

  • Your making your self look more like a joke with this video :L

  • lol hot

  • you sir or madam or whatever.. have serious problems

  • Ah to this very day its still funny as shit.

  • but u r!! lol

  • @MsWingsofangel Your true, everything is a choice,

  • you look like your havinng a seasure

  • seriously people hear me out.hate the sin not the sinner. homosexuality is a sin.an abomination to God(says in the Bible) you say people were born this way.no. Everything that naturally occurs here, this whole world, the universe, the cosmos everything naturally progressing is in God's hands and homosexuality is not one of them. Yeah i know somekids were abused and all but there is healing. becoming gay/les/ or bi isn't healing. a choice made not the person you were made to be. think about it

  • @MsWingsofangel If you have a problem with gays... DONT BOTHER COMMENTING ON THE VIDEO! I'm a bisexual female and I dont give a fuck if YOU like it or not! I wasnt put on this earth to impress you! GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN... NO MATTER WHAT! HE CAN TAKE SINS AND THROW THEM FROM ONE END OF THE UNIVERSE TO THE NEXT! IF YOU'RE GOING TO "QUOTE" OR TALK ABOUT THE BIBLE.. TALK ABOUT IT ALL! NOT JUST THE PARTS THAT YOU AGREE WITH!

  • @Sugarbunny1645 read His word and it will tell you that no man should sleep with another man or no woman sleep with another woman. He made man for woman. I kow He does forgive us, we shouldn't take it for granted thats the thing.He loves everyone... He loves the sinner but hates the sin. i never siad He hates homosexuals...He hates the lifestyle

  • @MsWingsofangel Fun cause in the book I read, God knows know hate. Maybe you should follow his examples before you try to become americas peacher. Im thinkink I should LAUGH a your ignorance! You clame to be christian.. well gay bashing isnt very christian like is it!? Look in the mirror at your own flaws before you try to pick somebody elses out!

  • @Sugarbunny1645 funny* cause in the book i read, God knows no* hate...

  • @Sugarbunny1645 He also says no to homosexuality. but hey its your choice.. but remember.. the Bible goes together not in parts. btw many believe what you believe, many believe what i believe. just saying what i think which i can. never said i hated homosexuals... i hate homosexuality tehres a difference bud

  • @Sugarbunny1645 Hey the funny thing is, you obviously don't read my whole message. i know my flaws, and im not proud of them. But when i write about my opinion, its not saying you better believe me or not is it? i didn't think so. im stating my opinion which im allowed. if you don't want me to, find me through children's aid and then you'll see. you stated yours, i stated mine end of story

  • @MsWingsofangel Being gay isn't a choice. It's in your soul. Oh and by the way...God doesn't exist.

  • @Sh00terMetallherz It is a choice, a lifestyle choice. Every natural process is founded on God. Im not forcing you to believe me; just stating where i stand. He does exit btw, thats why youre alive

  • @MsWingsofangel I do not know if I should whether laugh or cry at your ignorance right now.

  • @MsWingsofangel Wow yea, i just woke up one morning and decided to be bisexual.. Do you realize how fucking stupid that sounds!? Dont tell me to read the word of God, I ALREADY DO! I DONT NEED SOMEBODY LIKE YOU TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO THIS THIS AND THIS TO BE ACCEPTED BY GOD! I ALREADY HAVE BEEN! Im obviously not the only on that feels this way.. so you might as well give it up! I know who I am... YOU DONT!.*smh* I swear, the ignorance of some people never ceases to amuse me!

  • @MsWingsofangel do i care if you hate me?? no.. i sure dont:) All you need to know is.. God loves me:) So keep your smart mouth to yourself.

  • you are a joke

  • Is he a trannie?

  • The beginning looked like Sheldon from TBBT having an East Texas flashback.

  • from 00:1 to 00:7 it scared the shit out of me.

  • stuipd ass joke -.-

  • LMFAO AT THE COMMENT BELOW ME!

  • NURSE SHE IS OUT OF HER BED AGAIN!!

  • I could watch this like a thousand times and still crack up LMFAO! But no your definitly NOT a joke......

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! jesus fucking christ, laughing my piss out!

  • What a joke

  • he s soo right bitchess ,!!!!

    

  • lmaooooo

  • Lol joke I mean

  • Gud koke bro

  • At first I got kunda scared...

  • Lol. Funny joke.

  • what a quick LAUGH HAHAHA

  • Buffalo Bill and Hannibal had a test tube baby.

  • Press 0:00 to watch the joke

  • Hey, chris I just Want you to know that I laughed my ass off at you. Next time you don't want people to see you as a joke, don't make yourself look like one

  • Chris you are too much for me.... You had another video I saw years ago where I think you were showing us to destress and you did this dance and swung your head and oh my I couldn't stop laughing.... I can't find it though I don't know if its still up but I loved it. And you make a cute girl and you are a hot guy too

  • What the hell

  • x'D

  • Mother of GOD !

    ಠ_ಠ

  • this video makes me think he's more of a joke

  • lol this guy is as clever as mad iike its performances!! a great bravo from france seb

  • how has this phsycotic, cross dressing, screaming, crying, brittney spears deffending, lunatic not been thrown in jail yet?

  • Literally rolling on the floor laughing omg Chris.....

  • Lol 0:01 - 0:07 :)

  • HHAHAAHA sometimes i fear for How Intelligent Chris's humor is,its so believable!!! :D

  • LMAO..... first time Ive laughed all day

  • haaha I love this kid XD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @top2bottom100 Haha, ME!

  • Ok. Who else peed themselves at the beginning

  • Roflmao

  • you8 only made this video to show your "girly angry face" ..... and actually, yes, you are a joke. You made a joke out of yourself. So look yourself in the mirror and laugh... because it's what you've done.

  • stop posting then lol

  • A little too late for that Chris....wait, what I am doing, this vid is 3 years old.

  • yiff in hell furfag

  • I hate all the people hating on him. I love Chris... he's got something that a lot of the people that dis him doesn't have. he has the courage to be himself. If you think that he's "a joke" then just get off of his videos...

  • @JustTheGirlNextDoor2 wtf! Not to be offensive bc I'm gay and a guy too, but to do the things that he does and say the things he does... u can't possibly expect someone to take him seriously. I don't like it, but the real world isn't decided by love or following ur heart and being ur self and all that 1st grade shit. The real world is made from the majority. Society and the people who are in it. He's different and I respect him for that. He's more than I am. But here's the truth in >300chars

  • @jackio123ful ahahah!!! Looool that was brilliant :,)

  • HAHAHHAHA try watching this without laughing :|